#shit is so whack

[lighthouseshepard]

the nauseating, overwhelming, bittersweet duality between 'hating that i feel everything so deeply all the time forever and ever because its painful' and 'what a blessing it is that not only am i allowed to feel everything so deeply, im capable of doing so in a place where others tell me i should not care at all, because its wonderful'.

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[slavhew]

he got bored at the hospital

[starryarts]

made a cover for my soriku playlist

[theythemmer]

welcome 2 slit city king @danielhowell

[apnourry]

hydrangea blue never broke my heart🫶

[habken]

I can't stop thinking abt mitsuki x inko x masaru. specifically if it happened when izuku and katsuki were way younger, so by the time they get to high school they're very used to being Brothers.

sorry all might, katsuki got suspicious about izukus training and followed him. yeah they're fighting now. sorry. at least it's only a brotherly wrestle and not like. explosions. for now.

Exactlyy lmao in my head, their parents’ relationship gets revealed some time after the sludge villain thing so they’re both busy training and didn’t notice how often their parents were hanging out or how weirdly close the three had gotten, but now they’re incredibly aware of it and each other and that’s when katsuki realizes something’s up with izuku one thing leads to another and now he knows about all might’s secret and ofa and it also helping clear up the beach.

Deku is also slightly better prepared for the entrance exam because him and katsuki duke it out a bunch

Deku vs kacchan but it’s just them rolling around and somebody taking the other’s arm and going “stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself” and somehow they’re both less and more violent with each other than before

[sulkypantz]

a lineless style test. feels strange but i think the result iz kinda cute.

[kaiicopili]

Silly little Chibi Art for @journeytomonkiekid !! Haven’t been doing the best mentally and silly little Monkie Kid Comic with some of my favorite types of humor make me happy <3 I’ve been a fan of their work since,,,I think they did a Pokémon Nuzlocke comic at some point??? Mayhaps??? It was at least since the Don’t Dwell meme,,,,I think,,,, Either way! their Art absolutely slaps and no one can tell me otherwise. I want to eat their rendering style like baked goods and I think they would taste like a danish or something.

ALSO!!! I hope this serves as a break from all the boundary crossing stuff they’ve been getting. :[ They don’t deserve all the outlandish stuff I’ve been seeing in their ask box, like Bro What. Please be polite to the people making these types of comics FOR FREE! like HELLO??? Please respect people’s boundaries in general, actually! And don’t try to weasel your way around it either! Respect creators! Respect people! Thanks!

[gomzdrawfr]

[The Call of the Ring AU]

Ghost kept staring at Price during the unexpected journey and Price had enough

Price: you have something you wish to tell me

Ghost: well- your beard

Price: what about it

Ghost: why do you wear a fake one?

Price: ......

Price: to look important of course

Ghost: so all the wizards must have long beard to look...important?

Price: ...yeah

Ghost: so if I got a long beard I'm important?

Price: no

Price: you're already important, dear Ghost

Ghost: [grumbles] but I want a beard...

[martlet-my-beloved]

I like the idea of Martlet staying with Toriel and help her protect Frisk, Not gonna lie, it would be really funny if Ceroba, Starlo and his gang also stay in the ruins to help Toriel watch out for humans, while Dalv is just living in Snowdin :3

the rest of the gang have their own place in this au :))) we'll see them wayyyy later, but it wont hurt to show yall what theyve been up to since uty!

dalv's still chilling in snowdin, though he visits starlo and the gang every once in a while for bar night and performs there! his new children books have been getting popular at snowdin's librarby :))

starlo and the feisty five are still up to their shenanigans in the wild east, putting up shows and bringing in plenty of tourists. they help out the farm when they have the time. ceroba's also working at the farm nowadays. the mansion feels way too big for just one monster so she moved into the farmhouse

they have a mail system to keep in touch ever since martlet ended up in the ruins :D usually dalv and sans meet once a week and they exchange letters. martlet likes hearing about whatever's going on outside the ruins and the others are just glad to know she's doing alright ever since uhhh....... the incident

also shitty bonus pic lol

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[cuntyyellowpikmin]

man……………….. yassified collin………………. collin pikmin 4………………………. glowup video……………………… asmr video…………………… maya winky step on it………………….

[journey-to-the-attic]

Belphie and IK tidbits that made me laugh

- This one is very OOC but my older brother loves to call me a dickhead (lovingly) and that definitely seems like something Belphie would say if IK pulled a prank on him idk it just feels like that sort of relationship where he'll walk up and lightly push IK over for no reason and then walk away. The same vein as older siblings bursting through your door just to turn the light off and leave he's such an asshole I love him

- IK doing that viral thing where in the middle of Belphie talking she throws a slice of cheese/lunch meat at his face and it just sticks there

- Belphie going up to IK and fake beating her up like you do with a cat, exaggerated punching sounds and all

- Belphie tossing a pillow over IK and laying on top of her (not with his full weight ofc, but enough to trap her)

I can see him being generally very bothersome. love that guy (kinda)

they're like a pair of cats who find very cherished companionship in each other by fighting constantly <3 like those fights cats have where they just smack each other at lightning speed

the family'll be all chilling together in the common and ik just veeeery slowly reaches out and hits him in the arm. she keeps doing it an increasingly short intervals and belphie can't allowed to retaliate without the others ganging up on him sbdkfsbd

(belphie acts annoyed but he also always takes ik's side against the others, so he can't complain)

beel watches them take it in turns silently hitting each other with belphie's pillow and he's just like "[sentimental sigh] i love my family so much"

[theartingace]

Did you ever finish that centaur compendium booklet you mentioned a while back?

Not yet unfortunately 😔 it is still technically in progress and it is a life goal at this point to finish it, but i got taken hard by the SAD this year and have been dealing with major work-related burnout so it's been an ongoing negotiation with me @ me wanting to put it together and also life being a knock down drag out recently.

Rest assured as i get back to putting things together it will be my pinned post here!

[elderwisp]

dang i hope my sims makeout soon

[lesbiansanemi]

So hard being a sukuna enjoyer and trying to find fics about him because you get one of two options

1. God awful out of character reader insert porn where you’re his uwu submissive (normally terrified of him) concubine or some shit but GASSSSPPPP he ACTUALLY cares about you and is soft for YOU ONLY and he wants you to GET PREGNANT with HIS HEIR oh my GOD

Or

2. God awful out of character suku.fushi or suku.ita where the plot is like what if sukuna was a MAFIA BOSS and he got OBSESSED WITH THEM and KIDNAPPED them and also it was INCEST and OMEGAVERSE and they call him DADDY while he FUCKS THEM INTO THE MATTRESS and talks about their PUSSY the WHOLE time

And both make me want to throw up in my mouth and momentarily wish I had the power to arbitrarily ban ppl from posting on the internet