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ִ-࣪𖤐 𝒶𝔰oiaf: elēn𝔦n e𝔰h j𝒶e𝔰
in the wake of king viserys i's death, the targaryen dynasty is thrown into turmoil. aegon ii is crowned, with his sister-wife helaena by his side, while rhaenyra, in exile at dragonstone, claims her father's crown. in the destroyed seat of harrenhal, aemond bides his time with his witch queen, rumors of a dragonling in her tummy. meanwhile, oldtown and the sept bow to daeron, who has been anointed with the seven oils by the high septon, akin to the conquerer himself. as bloodshed spreads across the realm, alliances are forged and broken, and dragons ravage the skies. amidst the chaos, queen helaena, driven by grief and vengeance after the death of her oldest son, jaehaerys, takes a bold stand. fleeing with the crown of aenys i, she declares her intent to rule the seven kingdoms, vowing justice for her fallen child. as fire and blood consume westeros, the realm watches in fear of what comes next.
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When an artist you love hits you with the most unhinged, weird ass take ever..got me doubling over my knees cursing the gods, weeping, head in hands and all 💔💔
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf fandom#valyrianscrolls#“the dance was about two grey factions fighting for the throne and showed how bad house Targaryen is”#WHAT#FROM ALL THE REBELLIONS#THE WARS#ABOUT TARG SUCESSION#AEGON AND MAEGOR#RHE WHOLE *FIVE* BLACKFYRE REBELLIONS#ALL ABOUT SUCESSION AND BLACKFYRE BEING A LOT MORE GREY THEN ANYTHING#U PICK THE ONE WHO *IS* NOT GREY VS GREY BUT *IS* ABOUT MISOGONY#o woe onto me#“but no tb thinks that this is about misogony and that the men dont want rhaenyra on the throne because she is a woman🙄🙄”#my sibling in christ they cut her fucking chest to kill her#the very rhing identifying her as a woman in westeros#aemond is literally talking about her pussy#“The Whore”#all this parallelism set up with the blood betrayal and the winters getting colder#and u are out here#picking from so many more grey morals 'who should have the crown' wars- u pick the DANCE?? the one george is ridiculous clear about NOT#being a grey topic??#yall im so tired of some of these white bread bagel opinions im seeing#WHY WOULD U DO THIS BOW I CSNT ENJOY UR ART ANYMKRE CUZ I KNOW U DONT HAVE COMPREHENSION SKILLS#anti targ people try NOT to be sexist#they LOVEEEEEE to defend targ men tho#as long as they can put a targ woman down#what a night#anti asoiaf fandom
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DA players looking at the gameplay vs DA players who also played Enderal
#DA spoilers#Enderal#enderal forgotten stories#GET ENDERAL#PLEASE#If u have Skyrim its literally free#THE GAME IS SO GOOD#literally one of the best pieces of media imo#my literally number one game#this game was so good that it got me to play Nehrim and the games before that
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U ever think people fighting dragons were just..mad? Standing down there on the ground meanwhile the dragon keeps circling over their heads refusing to land, U got a Shit bow and Arrow and this ultra OP beasts doesnt even give you a chance to use your sword- I'd be so pissed.
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf fandom#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#elder scrolls#skyrim#this applies for ALL of those franchises#id be so pissed gang i gotta be honest#like talking about bringing a gun to a box fight how the hell can u fight something head on when its literally in the clouds
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Remember the bit in the book that's like -
Jonathan Harker: The only good vampire is a staked vampire.
Mina: I got bitten. I'm turning into a vampire.
Jonathan: No. We're turning into a vampire. Satan here we come.
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there's legit pov characters who commit rape in passing in these books and y'all are sitting around discoursing if arya or sansa are the worst people in westeros BFFR
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Whenever I read about the North I feel like William Wallace from Braveheart BC god damn do I want them to be independent, got me howling "FOR THE NORTH!!" like its 1300's scottland
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf fandom#valyrianscrolls#the north#stark#house stark#LIKE#do i want dany to rule#yes#but i genuinely dont see it working with seven kingdoms#given that probably Torrhen and Aegon had a pact of ice and fire#i do think that the north will turn indepent when this pact is fullfilled#i also don't really know about dorne tbh#they are sorta so off the grind like the north in a way that they basically just do their own thing#now reach? definitively stays ino and so do the westerlands and vale#ofc crownlands probably too#unsure about the stormlands bc they are quite bristly somehow i think they would have to suvmit tho#submit*#Riverlands unsure because of this whole king of the north king of the trident business#maybe it will be split?#but yeah i just cant see the north returning as one of the seven kingdoms AFTER the long night danger is over#tbh idk what would happen to the iron island either i think they gonna get atlantis swallowed and taken by the sea like númenor#they just sorta all suck#cant see them making it#especially with this whole business of mermaids drowned god and eldritch vibe
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Nothing will ever be as gay as a straight man talking about Robert Baratheon
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf fandom#valyrianscrolls#robert baratheon#baratheon#they are having GLAZING competitions with ned#“every young maidens dream”#wdym maiden#literally you#yk men have a crush on a guy when they cast henry cavill as a faceclaim#'prime robert' and i swear thats their wet dream#their fav dreams about a pretty dude with long hair and confirmed facecard everyday#everytime i see a prime robert male fan its like getting a glimpse of modern au ned#this is obviously a joke#but...#“godssss he was strong then🤤”#hilarious#unhinged#love it#live your truth but know your destination#roberts rebellion
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Traveling to Nightfort Castle Black with Rhaegar's Ghost.
an asoiaf game but instead of alive companions I get the ghost of Rhaegar who poetically lore drops via song whenever I find some cursed stuff
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf fandom#valyrianscrolls#rhaegar targaryen#targaryen#castle black#philomena cunk#i feel like he wouldnt bust out songs here#brave danny flint is NOT good music to vibe to while exploring the wall#“can we go to summerhall next..”#he is like a walking playlist#like my professional ipod#he would eat that shit up#can't tell me he wasn't born to be a tour guide#he would NOT like the vibe#“the commander is still a boy#where are his parents??“#do i got news for you
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Back to Veilguard, pray for me

#solas dragon age#dragon age veilguard#yall i havent played since november#i can NOT handle the emotional distress im getting#80 hours and im still in act 1
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They would never have done him and his unhingedness justice
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf fandom#aemond targaryen#aemond one eye#valyrianscrolls#he thinking about it#ur mom is even older😮💨#leave it to aemond to kill the vibe again#anti hotd
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"bUT whAT abOuT tHe EcOnOMy"
Fuck the economy and fuck the slavers 🥱
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"bUT whAT abOuT tHe EcOnOMy"
Fuck the economy and fuck the slavers 🥱
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf fandom#danaerys targaryen#what makes reddit think I care about slavers#only on reddit will you find ppl arguing that freeing slaves is an actual BAD thing to do#like?? wdym? god forgive Dany for#*checks notes*#freeing slaves..?#do you think she should have said pwetty pwease??#“NOOO SHE CANT JUST FREE SLAVES!!”#she has dragons#yes she can#“I can excuse slavery but I drsw the line at the Economy”#you can excuse slavery???#genuinely weird how people ignore that morality#Ideology#and fantasy are like huge parts#do people think dany has some decades to spare to peacefully dismantle slavery as if that would have ever worked??#hayes im ur biggest hater
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Pitting two girls against another surely is something the fandom loves 😮💨
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf fandom#anti asoiaf fandom#actually embarrassing to watch#both sides#what is with this deranged stan culture??#real good way to prove this isn't about hating one of the girls guys#very mature#like actually im sick of this cuz wtf#they are sisters#they love and care for another#why are their 'stAnS'#so deranged??#srsly#anyways arya and sansa stay on top and are sisters who miss each other 🧍#for people that go by the books yall sure like to follow dumb&dumbers bs 'women can't be friends' mentality
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an asoiaf game but instead of alive companions I get the ghost of Rhaegar who poetically lore drops via song whenever I find some cursed stuff
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf fandom#rhaegar targaryen#targaryen#valyrianscrolls#me: fighting some pissed off bear while trying to explore the ruins of summerhall#rhaegar: *busting out another lana del ray coded banger while I get absolutely whacked*#“ah summerhall..I would often come here and sleep under the stars”#that's great boo#now please plays jenny of oldstones for so I get a boost#he is like a walking playlist#like my professional ipod#he would eat that shit up#can't tell me he wasn't born to be a tour guide
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Laying in bed and asking myself how tf you can even dodge a warhammer?? Robert was bringing a gun to a box fight😭
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf fandom#rhaegar targaryen#robert baratheon#BC ACTUALLY#how??#and on HORSEBACK??#literally rhaegar doesn't even have his pretty boy slim slide cha cha advantage
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#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf fandom#valyrianscrolls#<- did i use that right#tumblr has me feeling 10 years old again#jon snow#he is a lil unhinged here and there#the wolf shows its fangs#furry jon snow haha#furries are chill btw#anyways i saw that and immediatly thought of him<3#my girlfailure#my lil caeser#art credit:#https://www.deviantart.com/teiiku/art/Jon-Snow-261946034#© teilku on deviantart#thanks for telling me!
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