#shipping dynamics

[justactgaussian]

So I've seen the whole 'Math's Saddest Love Stories' (asymptotes that drift ever closer but never meet etc.), but I think we're missing the potential of Math's Funny Love Stories. The couple whose destiny is an infinite cycle of breaking up and getting back together again:

Oscillating rapidly in and out of each other's life for a while before drifting apart in opposite directions:

Drifting ever closer, until you finally meet and go fuck that:

One who drifts slowly closer to the other, until they acutally meet and decide to make a very sharp turn in the other direction:

Whatever hellscape of contrived coincidences these series of infinite near misses are:

[cloudofbutterflies]

"We're together in every universe" this "we'll always find eachother" that. What about this is the only universe that we're together in. What about there is no other way this could have worked. What about this is the only place that we have found each other. And goddamn it if we aren't going to make the most of it.

[the-bar-sinister]

Obsessed with villainous displays of affection.

violence on their beloved's behalf.

deranged compliments and praising bad deeds.

stealing nice things for their beloved.

jealousy and possessiveness.

encouraging their beloved to be worse.

crimes together.

[p0rk-guts]

New fav ship dynamic I've been milking for all it's worth

Disgusting murderous cannibal, Eldritch abomination, monster, etc. Character A x terrified but also shamefully allured and obsessed Character B who's into it

[ilovelumity3000]

Bubbline/Gumlee is, unironically the ultimate ship... No, seriously, what does this dynamic NOT have?!

opposites attract, enemies to lovers, color-coding, exes getting back together, friends to lovers, gay angst, goth and prep, jock and nerd, daddy/mommy isues, vampires, immortality, coffe shop AU, SOULMATES WHO WILL ALWAYS FIND EACH OTHER IN EVERY UNIVERSE, NO MATTER WHAT...

[theotherpacman]

this week on, ships in which one of them is Absolutely Obsessed with the other:

brienne: I guess he's not that bad

jaime: she's so uptight and boring she's one of the best swordsmen I've ever met which pisses me off bc she isn't even a man she's so goddamn annoying but guess what I'm worse she's all honorable and shit and I wish I could hate her for that but I want to be more like her which SUCKS for me. gods she's so fucking ugly I need to stare into her sapphire eyes forever I need to push her against a wall I need her to push me against a wall I need to show her a good time so she can finally fucking relax for once I need to get on my knees and beg her to marry me what who said that

[batneko]

I remembered another one of my favorite ship dynamics

[sagegarnish]

One of my fave ship dynamics tbh

Even tastier when the older one is in a mentor type role

[sageandred]

*(These aren't for me.) I was bored and made 1 of my own of these (:

(made specifically for all who reblog) >>>

OTP + CHARACTER ASK

Send a ship + a number and get an answer.

1. Who is the better cook?

2. Who gets up to cook at 2am?

3. Are they into PDA? Who initiates most?

4. Their favorite show to watch together?

5. Who is the cheesier one of the two?

6. Who is always, always running late?

7. Who's clumsier?

8. Who is a morning person? Who is a night owl?

9. Who travels lighter?

10. Who is always reminding the other not to forget important documents/general things before leaving out the door?

11. Who leaves notes in the other one's lunch? (Bonus: what do they say?)

12. Who prefers calling to texting (& vice versa)? Bonus: Who is so bad at texting it made the other think they weren't interested when they first started hanging out? [This could be hypothetical as much as real].

13. Stay home/go-out? What are their date nights like?

14. Who falls asleep during a movie?

15. Who's the first to cry during movies that don't seem sad?

16. Who hogs the covers?

17. Who is more competitive?

18. What are they like when they're drunk? How do they act together? & when 1 is drunk, while the other one's sober?

19. What do they fight about most often? (Alternative: what was their biggest fight?)

20. Who randomly brings home a stray puppy/kitten to adopt?

21. Any routines one has that the other had to get used to (ex. morning, nighttime, sleeping habits)?

22. Love languages? How do they get around differences, if any?

23. Who initiates cuddling more?

24. Sleeping/cuddling positions? (Big spoon, little spoon, etc.)?

25. (a lil sappy, but..) What do they like about each other?

26. Who is prone to road rage?

27. Craziest place they had sex?

28. Who always steals the other's food? How does their partner react to it?

29. First date? (Give as much or little detail)

30. Pet names? Yes or no?

31. How do they spend their anniversary?

32. Who's so affectionate they can't stop touching the other?

33. What is their wedding day like?

34. How do they cheer the other one up during sad times?

35. What are their tastes in music?

36. Who is more protective?

37. Who wanted to see Oppenheimer; who Barbie? Did they switch opinions after?

38. If/when they have kids, what is their parenting style (or pets-who does what)?

39. Do they get along with the other's family? If not, how do they deal with the other's family?

40. Who is the skilled shopper for holidays? Who always waits 'til the last minute to get all of their gifts? (Which one gets stressed out easily)?

[kittenfangirl20]

I want to see an Adamsapple version of where Adam is the one wearing the fancy pink robe and Lucifer is wearing the long nightshirt with nightcap while holding the candle. Adam is a rockstar diva and Lucifer is an adorkable little nerd.

[waddledeedee]

My Hero Academia Ships as Ship Dynamics

Part 1 maybe? :)

Bakudeku

Literally the plot of my hero academia

Kirikami

shark tooth goof x perfect smile goof hehe

Bakudeku + Todoroki

Todoroki is just happy to be included man HAHAHAHAHAHA

Inatodo

literally sun x moon / golden retriever x black cat shipping they are perfect your honor

The Big Three

Nejire is idiot 1, Mirio is idiot 2, and Tamaki is idiot 3 change my mind (spoiler: you can't) <3

(I think Nejire and Mirio are pretty interchangeable here though ngl)

Erasermic

Them them them them

Iidachako

He's so serious and she's so unserious I love when you have the uptight rich guy falling for the down to earth mundane girl

Stainmight

All too true I'm afraid ! Stain wouldn't hesitate to kill every enemy of All Might's if All Might didn't already handle all them mfs himself

[zoolitsky-fandom]

Cringetober Day 10

“Shipping Dynamics”

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This might be considered more of a character trope than a shipping dynamic,, but I always eat it up in any (non-problematic) ship frfr. Also, @sanji-outfit-tourney, this propaganda for Water 7 Sanji.

Prompt list + note for Shauni below the cut!!

Please reblog <3

For Shauni!! If you’re ok with it I’m gonna make a bunch of propaganda for various fits bc I have an addiction to drawing this little rat of a man. But if it ever gets like… way too much just lmk 👍👍👍

[toupee-or-nottoupee]

my favorite ship dynamic is "I've had to watch you go into the path of no return and I love you" and its just blonde boys watching dark haired guys literally make the worst decisions known to man

[the-bar-sinister]

Villain monologue? Excuse me I am infodumping to you about my special interest and my special interest is death traps, machinations, and machiavellian plans.

You'll find that if you've paid enough attention to my interests, you'll be able to escape your inevitable death at my nefarious hands, and we can start building a relationship out of this.

[heart-wit-strength]

The best part is only one of them has got a canon body count and it's not even Sasha.

(Might color this later if I feel like it, but I saw the dynamic and it had to be done)

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