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thinking about how walt hesitated before rattling out jesse. he was staring at him the whole time, he did shake hands with jack "we're square now" and just then you see him pause and grimace because, like it was discussed before with jack, killing jesse it's something walt can't do it himself

and then he must have realised they still needed someone to cook and teach them since that was their deal and maybe they were going to kill jesse or maybe not, but he was going to run with his family anyway

but he's left alone and he's looking at the watch and regrets that choice, he wants to raid them right away even if it's reckless, but is he ready to confront jesse?

and did jesse do well with cooking with todd? did he strike a deal with them? he wanted out and he's an hardworking clever son. or did they just kill him already.

and months pass and he's truly alone no matter what happened, he's ready to give it up all but there's the news of blue meth still going around and he wants a confirmation a closure.

he leaves behind the watch because he's ready to confront whatever fate he chose for jesse

he trusts jesses friends for grey matter then they tell him the meth it's heisenberg level and that can't be todd, it's jesse. but how could jesse still work with them if he hated todd? if he wanted out?

he knew there was never some 'partnership' with jack but something else behind it and walt wanted to save jesse from the beginning, he just couldn't imagine the extent and well he can't plan differently now so he jumps on him anyway, a slave all cuffed up that gave him no reasons to act 'angry'

and then he sees jesse killing todd with no hesitation and he believes jesse would need to do the same with walt. but jesse calls his bullshit again because how could /walt/ want this if he's already hurting.

and walt followed him out but he doesn't call out to him, he doesn't say jesse, he doesn't ask him for anything else. walt is truly accepting they're parting ways, he gives his blessing to what jesse is choosing and of course jesse gets overwhelmed with all of this

and this is their proper farewell and walt /does care/ about him, jesse. it's one last comfort and the closure jesse needed (he isn't thinking about walt possibly dying and he'll cry again when he hears it)

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Live Laugh Jesse Pinkman Breaking Bad

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📍old brba study

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every time aaron paul opens his mouth to talk about walt and jesse it ends up being some of the gayest shit i have ever heard i hate him his goals are beyond our understanding

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I’m rewatching season 5 of BrBa, and I find this weird tension between Mike and Walt when they coupled up to destroy the evidence of murdering Gus🤣especially with Jesse trying to reconcile the contradictions in the middle, as if an innocent female pursued by two possessive males not knowing what to do with them😂

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This Aaron and Bryan moment from the behind the scenes is giving me SUCH FILTHY THOUGHTS LOL

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I made the Ewan/Hayden kiss video [ here ]

Someone requested I add a small cut-in of the alternate angle that exists, synced up. And as always, I aim to please!

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Walt's like nooo Skyler you don't understand, that's just my emotional support drug addicted surrogate son who I fantasize about killing and saving and dying with every day and who I abuse so severely that he stays nice and soft and pliant and who I force to the brink of an actual, clinically defined nervous breakdown that could most definitely cost him his life. you don't need to worry about him at all honey, he's nothing to me

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sketches i did after finishing breaking bad + drew my favourite characters

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It’s okay! I flagged it myself, as I enjoy using tumblrs built in age-gating stuff to keep kids from doing ship flame wars in the notes 😅

NO BECAUSE WHAT IS THIS GAY ASS DELETED SCENE WHAT WHAT AAAAAA OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE I'M IN HEAVEN WHERE ALL MY YAOI DREAMS HAVE COME TRUUUUUUE

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🕺🏽WIPS!!!🕺🏽Saucy stuff that I won’t upload here. Only sticking to my priv twitter @/unwashed_meat 🤭 just upload cropped pieces here and there, but never the full completed piece

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What is the heterosexual explanation for this scene?

Because every straight man I've asked "what kind of relationship would you have to have with another man to pee out in the desert together standing two feet apart?" all said "I would never do that."

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*¼ through a fanfic* wait i’ve read this before

*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i haven’t wtf is hapenning

* ¾ through  fanfic* OMG I’VE READ THIS BEFORE

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First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏

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Okay, something about that kinktober (with no kink) thing that I noticed is this: every fic must have a conversation about a safeword being used, and then use it in the scene. Obviously this comes from the fact that they're treating fictional characters like real humans yadda yadda yadda

But like... the hope behind a safe word is that you're not supposed to use it unless something goes wrong. So like.

This is unironically what they're doing oml

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Homestuck Sharpie Dying Horror Story

So,

via a recent reblog, I found out that the story of my friend’s hotel room had circulated far and wide across the internet. May I just say that this story is completely true and I was there to witness the bathroom. The post was made on /cgl/ but neither of us circulated it back to tumblr because we tend to not want to connect the two sites.

I’ll repost the story and then go into details after.

The story goes, as posted by my friend and experienced first hand.

Room with friends for Anime Expo. They have a few stragglers to makeup for last minute drop outs in the room. They don’t know one of the girls to well but they need the money. Girl IS probably where the term Hambeast originated as well as a few other words. (See: Weeaboo, japanophile, fucking retard) We’ll call her Tarry. We get to the con Friday night and Tarry is 3 hours late. (This wouldn’t have mattered but we had to pay at check in and she hadn’t paid yet).

Get settled in. She throws her stuff all over the room and proceeds to start yaking about her new favorite thing. Homestuck. (A forward, I don’t mind homestuck itself, but I hate the fandom.) Saturday rolls around. Tarry is cosplaying a troll from homestuck. (The one with the red eyes and the Libra symbol.) She locks herself in the bathroom. “I need to get into my troll makeup! Don’t come in!” 2 Hours later she still isn’t done. There are 2 people in the room with Trinity Blood costumes, and my self and my friend have makeup that takes at least an hour to apply. Plus we all still need to shower. (Not that our costumes automatically take priority but 2 hours, really?) We notice a funny smell coming from the bathroom. Door is locked, and she wont let us in.

15 minutes later we start to get really suspicious. Friend decides to shimmy open the door. Her purse and valuables are in there and she needs to go. Get door open. Tarry is sitting in the bathtub, naked. The bathtub is filled almost half way with what we later found out was 70% alchohol and sharpie dye. Bottles and sharpies everywhere. It’s all over the walls. On the tile. On almost all the towels. On several articles of clothing and bags in the bathroom. What she says? 

“I was going to clean it up!”

BITCH YOU TRIED TO DYE YOURSELF GREY IN A BATHTUB.  We kick her out of the room. She pays the $700 dollars in damage fees. She gets skin poisoning/damage from her stupid stunt. Fucking Homestuck fans. 

That’s the story as was posted. To clarify, it was one of those situations where my friend needed people in her room desperately because people had dropped out and we all know how expensive hotels were. They had known the girl from a prior convention and of course she seemed sane enough but things just went progressively downhill as the convention went on.

People have been saying that one can’t get ink poisoning from Sharpies, and while you actually can, the other thing was that she had used a mix of sharpies and 70%  alchohol to dye herself in. Along with alchohol poisoning, over exposure to the substances combine can produce various negative effects on the body. 

I was called about the situation and dropped by my friends hotel as they were moving stuff out. The whole hotel room reeked of sharpies and alchohol. There were hand prints and streaks of grey/black sharpie residue everywhere and they had kept Tarry there to take down to the hotel staff to report the incident and have her pay for the damages.

So yeah. That’s the story. It happened. I’ll try to dig up the picture of the hotel bathroom if I can find it to post up because damn. shit was redonk.

The moral of the story is to not be such a fucking idiot and think before you act.

/April out.

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I'll be hosting my own kinktober, where the only thing allowed is two characters asking each other for consent to watch paint dry