#she would have two nickels

[purrincess-chat]

Okay, but like lowkey wanna write Feligami for @mlrarepairmonth now.

[queer-whatchamacallit]

@ochrogasting has been making some awesome trans woman Carms, and I fell headfirst into obsession

[panpanix]

if Oci had a nickel for every time she found someone with broken wings at the beginning of a reset she would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[crossbackpoke-check]

it’s all the rest of what i want with you

connor dewar/brandon duhaime :: 8k

Summary:

“Brandon,” Connor says with a sigh. “There’s no baby in there.”

“Not yet,” Brandon says. Connor feels his stomach twist, almost like what he would imagine a baby kicking to feel like.

in these trying times of dewvorce, may i offer you 8k of pwp inspired by @stillfertile’s wonderful art which i had. several breakdowns about 🫶 anyway please enjoy!!!

[star--anon]

Gally hides a lot of his panic attacks and nightmares that he got after he went through the Changing in a desperate attempt to be liked again in the Glade

He was kind of universally hated in the books, apparently becoming extremely unlikeable after he got Stung

which is honestly so sad. What he saw drove him slightly insane and he couldn’t handle it and shut down.

[png-of-a-bat]

what if god was one of uss?? was into yuri like one of usss??

[lyricalchrysanthemum]

Me when I'm in a ghost who haunts the narrative who also feels bloodlust and longs for revenge and also tends to REALLY hate those two guys and im against Kris kawamoto

[andro-dino]

Mayblade Day 13 - Royalty

The empress

[breitzbachbea]

@fvriva Copying this out so I can do more stuff -

But yes! One of Charlie's many exes, only two of whom have ever received a name, is a guy called JJ! His full name is Jacob Johnson and I once posted some old pictures I had of him here .

They used to date when Charlie was pretty young and just out of school and were part of a bigger gaggle of gay guys. Guys who were just experimenting and finding themselves ... and who thought it'd be funny as fuck and their good right to fancy Charlie's father substitute Paddy. Charlie didn't find that shit funny at all, but kids can be so cruel. (I also bet like some were like "Ohhh, he's from the North and he's kinda badass, do you think he's an ex-Provo?" because these boys are pulling a Michelle from Derry Girls. And saying "He's a Prod from Derry" has zero effect, because then it's "Oh my god, that means he doesn't got all that repression! I bet he's a real Casanova!" at which point Charlie was ready to either eat the Abrakebabra tray himself or shove it down someone else's throat.)

However, Charlie's boyfriend JJ never participated in that tomfoolery. Because he was a clever young man, who knew if he kept it to himself, he could date Charlie, partially to get closer to that hunk of man. Enjoyed it very much whenever he was with Charlie and Co. and Paddy was around.

However, JJ overall didn't feel like Ireland was a great place to live and wanted more opportunities, so like many young Irishman, he went away to America. And before he left, he did the kind thing of breaking up with Charlie ... and also the not so kind thing of telling him the truth in regards to Paddy. Rough breakup.

JJ gets to America, things don't really turn out as they are ought to be and America has more or less just the same problems he wanted to escape, be it in a different costume. Poor JJ falls in with the Mob to get by and after seven or eight years, he is like "Hey. I am not gonna snitch on you, I am not gonna cause trouble, but I just wanna go home. Could you arrange something for me?"

And his boss, a young man called Alfred Jones, is like "Hmm, sure! I think I know someone you could work for, someone to keep eyes on you and who takes care for you in Dublin! Harry O'Connel's the name!"

And JJ does think. Hey, that's the name of Charlie's childhood friend. Even the surname is spelled that weird way ... But he shrugs it off, because maybe someone just left an L off the end and there have to be plenty of Harry O'Connell's in Ireland.

And Harry thinks the same when Al talks to him about an Irish guy called Jacob Johnson, like yeah yeah sure. Fork found in kitchen situation.

And then JJ arrives back in Dublin, goes to the office after some preliminary meetings with other subordinates or so, walks into Harry's office ... and Harry's face is not one that you forget. Not much has changed since puberty is through. And thusly Harry also learns that he has hired Charlie's ex as a new subordinate.

So poor JJ, comes home from his failed American Dream, learns that his ex's childhood friend is a mobster and THEN learns that the same holds true for said ex and has always been the case for the middle-aged guy he fancied.

JJ has learnt a lot about himself since he went away, especially about his priorities in life, so he now also realizes that Paddy was just some embarassing Teenage infatuation and nothing genuine at all. Not to mention that he may have a soft spot for Charlie still, but no old spark that is still alive. Charlie does make a bit of an ass of himself for wishing it was the case and being thoroughly disappointed when he gets mercilessly roasted by JJ and not even a little bit fancied. Sir, you are getting steady now, you don't NEED your ex-boyfriend for approval.

That's Jacob Johnson! Poor lad, deserved better :/

[only-one-brain-cell]

A grown ass man getting all tongue tied over his love interest is my favourite thing.

[bronanlynch]

just saw someone call ritsuko x misato old woman yuri......... they are 29 and 30 what are you talking abt......... you would not be able to handle the old women that I think should fuck each other other

[donicosplay]

I’d really enjoy it if my sister wouldn’t answer my FaceTime while in the bathtub you know it would really be nice if she would stop

[cluescorner]

Somebody please post Canto 5 Part 2 ASAP I am no longer playing the game but I'm keeping up with it through videos + posted logs and I NEED TO HEAR ISHMAEL GOING ALL AHAB ON US

[ringneckedpheasant]

it makes me feel like such a brown noser but my boss bought some earrings from me last fall that match her Very bright red hair & I Do get serotonin from it whenever she wears them to work. a significant portion of it is just that i get serotonin from seeing people match their fun colored hair with their outfits/people in color coordinated outfits in general but unfortunately I do also like my boss 😔

[silverselfshippingchaos]

HELLOOOOOOO

[sqlmn]

Anyway I have been OBSESSED with lime loops for a while and had this idea a tiny bit ago where there's two detectives for private hire that are investigating something. And one dies. And the other is like "no that's not..." and as he's mourning the death of his friend he just hears a faint voice ask "would you like to try again?" and he just doesn't even hesitate to say "yes".

So that's how the time loop starts! And now that both are alive, the guy who died to kick it off is like "HUH WILD? I THOUGHT I LIVED TODAY AND DIED THAT'S BONKERS" and then watches as the other guy keeps.... well, dying. Instead. In weird ways. And both of them are actively aware of the loop but they're too stupid to talk about it and so they THINK only they're aware of it. So you get everyone else forgetting the day's events and then two dumbass detectives that remember and keep trying to figure out how to get out of it. Which is fine except one keeps dying on purpose to avoid the other dying thinking surely as long as the other guy lives that's good, right? And the guy who keeps living (above) gradually begins to lose his grip on things and is getting super stressed over seeing his friend die over and over.

LOOK YOU CAN LEAD ME TO A SERIOUS PLOT AND I WILL RUIN IT WITH HUMOR. Or improve it. I like humor.