#she sober right?

[gingergofastboatsmojito]

It’s always Sydcarmy o’clock somewhere! 🤌💋

Disney is promoting The Bear on SM with the name of only the 2 central characters/actors, not even mentioning The Oscar winner in the clip… LMAO!!! Clairmy is soooo fucked!

[blackknight-100]

More Apollo fic excerpts for you all, because I'm on a roll:

Looking at Father is hard. Apollo has learnt this early on, but Apollo is also either incorrigibly foolish, or insurmountably stubborn. Either way, he tries and tries and tries; the truth is his, and he will look into the King's eyes while he gets it.

Lightning crackles around Zeus's lashes, fine white scars upon his dark skin. He sighs unhappily, and somewhere around Cretan Ida, rain-black clouds are blown away. "Why do you ask that, child?"

"Hekate thinks it is unjust."

"Did she say that to you?"

"No."

Apollo does not mention that she said that to his sister and his mother, because that was not what Father asked. He does not speak of her grief either - the King is a forge of hot power thrumming with ill-supressed rage, a rush of deadly cloudstrike and bitter ozone under his tongue - and Apollo is... apprehensive, if not afraid.

Zeus sighs again. The rain clouds return, and drought is averted. His beard droops, and the riot of spiked hair curls into itself. "It is fate," he says. "There had to be a safe place for you to be born."

"And fate is greater than justice, then?"

"You know the Fates. You know Fate is greater than everything."

Apollo says nothing. In the following silence, father and son stare at each other, picking away at the other's minds.

As always, Father breaks first. "I could not lose you," he says. "You are to be a great god."

Perhaps Apollo should be kinder, perhaps Apollo should be blind. But he is not. Here too the Fates are unfair - he can see Ares' quiet pain, he can see Hera's righteous rage. And his memory is terrible in its divinity - a hundred thousand words of fatherly love will not wipe away all those days of his mother's tears.

Or perhaps it is not fatherly love at all. Apollo is to be a great god, a mighty cog in the automaton that is Fate, and like Hephaestus, Zeus its builder cares little for who the cogs are, or where they come from. They must only exist.

Or perhaps it is just him - Apollo, the Destroyer. Under his hands is the ruin of a hundred women, and then some more, and Hekate is one notch among many others. Perhaps Apollo blames fruitlessly, for it is his father who chased his aunt, and his birth that holds her down. Perhaps his father loves them - him and Artemis and Mother Leto, and has only sought to turn fate in their favour through his ruthlessness. Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. So many chances, so many answers.

Apollo looks at Father, and does not believe even one.

"I see," he says. "Thank you for your time, Your Majesty."

Zeus-King frowns. He holds out a hand as if to call out, then drops it and turns away. "You may leave," he says, and Apollo does.

[kimjunnoodle]

The gang had a rough night 😩 feat. @hisohisoart oc Lious

[popponn]

i am in a really really funny point of my life

[auncyen]

Hikari being just drunk enough to not think too hard about confessing that he doesn't mind using incite to draw monsters to him because it keeps everyone else a little safer. But also even if he gets hurt he trusts Castti to take care of him and it's kind of nice to be cared for and Partitio, way too drunk to handle this kind of conversation delicately, just hauls Hikari into one-armed hug/stranglehold and is like "You don't gotta be hurt to be cared for I'll fuss over you all you like" and Hikari is. not escaping for the next couple of minutes. (But he's not trying hard to either.)

[allthebestcowgirls]

i went into my work after i saw we live in time and #he was laughing at me bc he thought i was high as fuck bc my eyes were so red but i was literally just crying😭😭😭😭

[avaxox]

People saying they’re glad an abuser died are crazy to me. Like do you know how much worse his death made things for Maya? His son will now grow up without a father. His whole family lost their son/brother/nephew etc. I will always be happy when an abuser is brought to justice (getting jail time/fined and when their actions are brought to light) but death is never going to be helpful. Maya Henry will not be better off because he is dead. And he will never have the chance to be better or serve the time he deserved.

[nochoirsinging]

Had the best stranger interaction at a lesbian bar last night:

Me to my best friend: I miss Olivia!

The older lesbian at the table next to us: Don’t miss her!! You’re better off without her!

Me: Olivia is my girlfriend, and she’s over there grabbing us drinks! I’m just really drunk and I miss her

[fereldanwench]

BOLD THE FACTS ft Valerie Powell

→ Tagged by the wonderful @corpocyborg--Thank you so much! ♡♡♡ → Answers are based on her status during the in-game events

✧˖°. PERSONAL

$ Financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty

✚ Medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged / non-applicable / would be in great shape if not for the brain worm

✪ Class or Caste: upper / middle / working / unsure / other

✔ Education: qualified/ unqualified / studying / other

✖ Criminal Record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no / has committed crimes, but not caught yet / commits more crimes (bribes law enforcement) to avoid charges / yes, but charges were dismissed

✧˖°. FAMILY

◒ Children: had a child or children / has no children / wants children

◑ Relationship with Family: close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased

◔ Affiliation: orphaned / abandoned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent(s) / not applicable  

✧˖°. TRAITS + TENDENCIES

♦ extroverted / introverted / in-between

♦ disorganized / organized / in-between

♦ close-minded / open-minded / in-between

♦ calm / anxious / in-between / highly contextual

♦ disagreeable / agreeable / in-between

♦ cautious / reckless / in-between / highly contextual

♦ patient / impatient / in-between

♦ outspoken / reserved / in-between / highly contextual

♦ leader / follower / in-between

♦ empathetic / vicious bastard / in-between

♦ optimistic / pessimistic / in-between

♦ traditional / modern / in-between

♦ hard-working / lazy / in-between

♦ cultured / uncultured / in-between / unknown

♦ loyal / disloyal / unknown

♦ faithful / unfaithful / unknown

✧˖°. BELIEFS

★ Faith: monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic

☆ Belief in Ghosts or Spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care / in a manner of speaking

✮ Belief in an Afterlife: yes / no / don’t know/ don’t care / in a manner of speaking

✯ Belief in Reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care / in a manner of speaking

❃ Belief in Aliens: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

✧ Religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious

❀ Philosophical: yes / no / highly contextual

✧˖°. SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION

❤ Sexuality: heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual

❥ Sex: sex-repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable / naive and clueless

♥ Romance: romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable / naive and clueless / romance suspicious

❣ Sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious

⚧ Potential Sexual Partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

⚧ Potential Romantic Partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

✧˖°. ABILITIES

☠ Combat Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor/ none

≡ Literacy Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✍ Artistic Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✂ Technical Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✧˖°. HABITS

☕ Drinking Alcohol: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / alcoholic / former borderline alcoholic turned sober

☁ Smoking: tried it / trying to quit / quit / never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / chain-smoker

✿ Recreational Drugs: tried some / never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / addict

✌ Medicinal Drugs: never / no longer needs medication / some medication needed / frequently / to excess

☻ Unhealthy Food: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / binge eater

$ Splurge Spending: never / sometimes / frequently / shopaholic

♣ Gambling: never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / compulsive gamble

Tagging: @medtech-mara, @vayneoc, @themermaidriot, @itzsassha, @elfjpeg, @morganlefaye79, and @vox-monstera ♡

dividers by @saradika | masterlist here (awesome resource--thank you so much! ♡)

[skyblueartt]

I have two coworkers obsessed with fnaf and we all explained the lore to my clueless other coworker and it was SO FUNNYYYY she was like “omg. I’m so invested now actually like oh my god???” 😭😭 she played her Henry’s speech and her FACE LMAOOO!!! When he said “my daughter, *blah blah blah* I couldn’t save you then, so let me save you now-“ she brought a hand up to her heart and it was so funny omg. I love when coworkers have the same fuckin interest it’s so funny

[doveotion]

Tired of pretending I'm not a lover girl. That's all I am if u strip me down to my core. Lover. Girl. All I'm capable of is loving

[morningmask27]

Tonight, right now, not even ten minutes ago, might have been the closest I got to an outright hatecrime

[imaginaryanon]

So you're the Eagle Bearer everyone's been talking about. I hope you live up to your reputation.

[fire-in-my-woods]

Oc thots on da mind alwayssss

[fireworkss-exe]

thinking about what sophie kelly might look like across the adaptations... @glitter-ink

[its-no-biggie]

my sister (very drunk) lost her nose piercing (location unknown) (it is midnight) and i was the one who found it (outside) (in the dark) (not even 3 minutes later) lodged between the boards of the patio (in danger of falling to the ground below) and retrieved it (at my insistence) (only one who can be trusted with tweezers) (sober)

the only reason i found it was because i walked to the other side of the porch (not to look for the piercing) (no chance it would be over there) to look at the sky (wanted to see the stars) (they werent visible) (cloudy) and on the way back, i saw it on the ground (it caught the light from that angle) (instinctively got a closer look) (shiny)

and then everyone clapped (not really) (though my sister was excessively grateful) (drunk)