#(translated quite literally))

[goodnight-whore]

He’s literally so adorable I love him so much RAHHHHHH

[ahalliance]

antoine + étoiles insane moments, p.2. aka the ass saga. p1 here

transcript + context for some of the clips below

[Video Transcript:

[First clip plays.]

Rivenzi: You want to see Etoiles’ ass, of course…

Antoine: Yeah, I’m gonna stare at your ass, Etoiles…

Etoiles: Fuck, what dread, during Popcorn [a talkshow Etoiles had been invited on the previous week], when I went up to the map and you said that, and I thought ‘whoa—‘

Antoine: Sorry

[Second clip plays: the moment during Popcorn]

PA/Domingo: Antoine Daniel has posted a tweet for us: ‘I wanted to look at this map of Africa, but Etoiles’ ass in the shape of a standing bell is driving me crazy. Smiley face with eyes in the shape of hearts.’

[Third clip plays: a continuation of the first clip.]

Antoine: Sorry, bro…

Ponce: Oh but that tweet, besides

Rivenzi: A standing bell…

Antoine: What’s more is that I never tweet and when I do it’s to tweet this sort of shit

Ponce: That’s exactly what I told myself. When PA read the tweet, I thought to myself, ‘but he never tweets!’ And he tweets to talk about Etoiles’ ass

Antoine: There needs to be a good reason, you see

[Fourth clip plays: a clip from the Team du Lundi’s minecraft server.]

JDG: Someone (in chat) said, ‘I can’t tell whether the atmosphere is good tonight or—‘

Antoine: It sucks, it sucks

Florence: You don’t need to ask every time, it always sucks

Baghera: Always sucks. Especially when Etoiles talks about ass [which had been a previous topic of discussion for him that night]

Antoine: Stooop, I enjoy it

Mynthos: You enjoy it?

JDG: It’s true tonight that it’s more weird than bad

Antoine: I like it when Etoiles talks about ass….

[Fifth clip plays: a second and different clip from Popcorn.]

Etoiles: —you’re not allowed to tell me that [Xari claimed to not know much about cinema]. I know you, I studied, because you’re my rival [in pop culture]. I really enjoy what you do in life, Xari, and you’re really knowledgeable about cinema

Antoine: What do you mean he’s your rival? And I’m just shit?

Etoiles: You, you’re my lover

Antoine: Oh yeah, sorry, my bad

PA/Domingo: One of the three is gonna die soon. There’s a whole situation, there’s a whole lore

[Sixth clip plays: a clip from the QSMP.]

Antoine: Don’t you want to get married, dude?

Etoiles: Well, I don’t have the time to fuck

Antoine: What the fuck?!

Etoiles: I don’t have time to fuck, dude. I just need to kill everyone

Antoine: No but just a marriage, you see. You’ve watched Game of Thrones— you haven’t watched Game of Thrones, you can’t know how marriages work in that series

Etoiles: I’ve watched it, but I’m married to the street, dude. I can’t give out my heart that quickly

Antoine: Yeah but you can give out your ass quickly, no?

Etoiles: No, frankly, my ass—

Antoine: What the fuck?!

Etoiles: Giving out your ass takes time, dude

Antoine: What the fuck…

Etoiles: Then again, I need to think about it. I’ll give you my answer. I need to discuss, and everything

Antoine: I’m tired of getting betrayed. You get married with someone else—

Etoiles: Never in a million years!

Antoine: —it’s like yesterday. Apparently Maximus got the mic from his ass removed while I wasn’t there. I was supposed to be the one to do it

Etoiles: Oh okay, so I’m your second choice?

[Overlapping]

Antoine: No! It was just to help him—

Etoiles: No, but, okay

Antoine: He got— listen—

Etoiles: There’s no problem!

Antoine: Fuck, nevermind

Etoiles: There’s no issue! Oh, so you’re opening my chest and stealing?

Antoine: I was just looking! Out of curiosity

Etoiles: Yeah, that’s it

Antoine: I don’t even understand what’s in it

Etoiles: Yeah, out of curiosity. Dude, your opinion on my cave?

Antoine: Well frankly it’s big

end Video Transcript.]

[runyatic]

HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR GUYS !!

Original (c) Rejet

[zishuge]

+ bonus Lingling honest reaction:

My judgement is right after all. If her brother is like this, then Baijie must be even kinder and more compassionate than you. The Spirealm 致命游戏 (2024) | Ep. 27

[simptasia]

LOST: Season One

[meatiors]

Foxes lineup but somethings a bit different 🤔

[fallloverfic]

I love singNsong again reminding people in Side Story that Dokja wanted other people to read TWSA (he wrote reviews and comments! It was his first wish), and he only stopped bothering because people harassed him for it. He didn't gate-keep the story. When he's avoiding talking to Sangah about it at the beginning of ORV, it's because he knows what happens when he tells people about the story, not because he's gate-keeping it from her. He notes he's not proud of his hobby (likely because he's been bullied all through his life, including for reading the thing he loves): he finds it embarrassing to talk about, and better respects her studying Spanish in her free time (learning another language is a generally accepted thing in society). He assumes she won't care or will look at him funny (or worse) for when she learns about the novel he's into.

Basically anyone writing "let's gatekeep ORV" posts because of the anime announcement or because they dislike the manhwa or some other weirdness, y'all are the villains in the scenario.

The literal climax of the story is about sharing ORV with as many people as possible. What story were y'all reading?

[parasitoidism]

More Persona 1 manga anthology scans

I finished scanning another one of my Persona 1 manga, "Megami Ibunroku Persona Comic Anthology: From the Sea of the Soul"! You can see it all in the google drive link. Enjoy!

[swan2swan]

Oh, I see. Orihime's using her powers to fly up to the Soul King's palace, a place mortals and Soul Reapers are forbidden to go, a place the Soul King's son could reach only by tearing the pillars of Heaven apart and building a stairway for himself in order to intrude.

And she's just flying up there?

Okay, Kubo.

I see what you did there.

[danothan]

the difference between the official vs fan translation isn’t a big deal but wow does it make me grateful that my local library has dungeon meshi

the official version makes the toudens look like co-dependent siblings, and that is very important to me

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Translated lyrics to Ultra Bra’s Haikara (Heron)! They have a pretty sizeable selection of songs named for animals you'll find

VERSE 1

Olen oppinut elämään viisaasti, karusti

I have learned to live wisely, bare

Tähyilen taivasta, rukoilen Jumalaa

I look to the sky, I pray to God

Ja illansuussa kävelen pitkään

And at dusk I take long walks

Väsytän turhaa ikävääni

Tire out my pointless longing

VERSE 2

Kun notkossa ohdakkeet kahisevat

When the thistles rustle in the glen

Ja pihlajaterttu on kypsyyttään raskas

And the rowan's branches are heavy from berries

Minä sepitän hilpeitä lauluja

I make up merry songs 

Kauniista katoavasta elämästä

About the beautiful fleeting life

VERSE 3

Palaan kotiin, pörröinen mairea kissa

I return home, the fluffy and smarmy cat

Kehrää ja nuolaisee kättäni

Purrs and licks my hand

Sahan tornissa, järvenrannalla

In the tower of the sawmill, on the edge of the lake 

Loimuaa kirkas tulenliekki

Burns a bright flame

CHORUS

Harvoin haikara laskeutuu katolle

Rarely a heron lands on the roof

Sen huuto rikkoo hiljaisuuden

Its cry breaks the silence

Jos nyt koputtaisit ovelleni

If you were to knock on my door right now

En ehkä edes kuulisi

I might not even hear 

(instrumental break)

CHORUS

Harvoin haikara laskeutuu katolle

Rarely a heron lands on the roof

Sen huuto rikkoo hiljaisuuden

Its cry breaks the silence

Jos nyt koputtaisit ovelleni

If you were to knock on my door right now

En ehkä edes kuulisi

I might not even hear 

Harvoin haikara laskeutuu katolle

Rarely a heron lands on the roof

Sen huuto rikkoo hiljaisuuden

Its cry breaks the silence

Jos nyt koputtaisit ovelleni

If you were to knock on my door right now

En ehkä edes kuulisi

I might not even hear 

Harvoin haikara laskeutuu katolle

Rarely a heron lands on the roof

Sen huuto rikkoo hiljaisuuden

Its cry breaks the silence

Jos nyt koputtaisit ovelleni

If you were to knock on my door right now

En ehkä edes kuulisi

I might not even hear 

En ehkä edes kuulisi

I might not even hear 

En ehkä edes kuulisi

I might not even hear 

[thecrabman]

oh. the pjõl reference

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

i don't know maybe it's the translation i read but i guess i always thought it was made fairly clear that shuro never legitimately hated laios so much as he resented him for being able to be the way he was. much like laios (albeit for very different reasons) shuro's affect is frequently commented on by others to be strange and at a mismatch with the prevailing culture around him, being very reticent to the point of the part where he tells the girl he likes that he likes her being when he Proposed. quite a few characters say something to this effect! shuro was raised in formality and stoicism and i think has a tendency towards not rocking the boat even besides that, and now here's this guy who breaks every one of his rules and he makes it look so easy. it's like a two-pronged frustration of "doesn't this guy understand that you can't just do that" and "fuck, what would it feel like to be able to do that." of course he gets mad! it's frustration, but it's also envy.

[duahauuoplanh]

The loudest whisper you've ever heard

[partyinthecloudkingdom]

some of you guys posting dungeon meshi discourse need to reread the list of autism symptoms (especially how the symptoms present in girls) bc some of the shit youre saying isn't in the text at all

[f0rgetf0rgetting]

headcanons with the kaitos

with grammar mistakes