#quite literally

[tragedy-for-sale]

"Crosshair's not helping them dig because they're mad at each other!"

Wrong, Crosshair's not helping them because he has youngest sibling privileges.

[yrsonpurpose]

FIRST SON ALEXANDER CLAREMONT-DIAZ'S ADDRESS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE, OCTOBER 2, 2020

[6ronze]

Capitano.

nsfw. mdni.

Since his face reveal is nowhere to be seen for now, I STRONGLY headcanon that he has the longest, nastiest monster tongue behind that mask. He uses it to his advantage with you, replacing his cock with it instead when he thinks you don’t deserve him thick girth. Though he says it’s a punishment, he knows his tongue alone makes you feel just as good—he’ll slither his tongue up your insides and probe your g-spot with side to side licks with the the sharp tip of it, making sure you feel him stretching you out. He probably eats you out for a good 5 minutes as a way to prep you up for his dick, letting his saliva lube your pretty hole for him</3

[blueberry-obsessed]

Charles and Max tonight:

[amariram]

[according2thelore]

after chuck dies, dean starts having pain in his shoulder. just his left shoulder. it's constant, and it throbs. and it throbs. and it throbs.

sam tries to buy something at the grocery store, and all their cards get declined. he tries to set up new cards when he gets back to the bunker, but suddenly tricks that have been working for ten years don't work anymore.

dean's ears ring when the room's quiet enough to hear. sam's jaw starts hurting from how hard he grinds his teeth in his sleep.

when they go on hunts, there aren't any more non-chain motels. no more local "riverside inns" or "quick sleep-n-stays" or "parkway motels." it's all motel six, motel six, best western, econolodges, motel six. places they've been staying their entire lives barely exist anymore. the rare local places like "philly red carpet suite" they do find are few and far between, and one foot in the grave.

sam gets an upper respiratory infection that lasts weeks. he can't seem to shake it. when they go to a doctor, their fake insurance bounces. dean gets stabbed in the leg by a ghoul on a hunt, and the scar twinges until he dies.

sam has internet connectivity issues that he's never had before, and has to rewire the entire bunker to access his basic files.

baby needs four time the gas she used to, and sam and dean notice that every drive across america seems to take hours more than before. it takes them five hours to dig up their next grave, and they get caught more than once.

for the first time in forty-five years, dean winchester gets actually, properly drunk, and he's laid out all day, throwing up miserably into the toilet.

sam has to get a brace for his back, years bent over tables and computers making the low throb in his spine ever-present.

they break into a museum to pull an artifact, and the cops show up in a matter of minutes, tripped by some silent alarm that they don't know the location of.

it's harder to get victims to talk to them on hunts. for some reason, no one seems to believe them anymore when they say they're FBI or grief counsellors or park rangers or restaurant investors.

it's not a lot, but it's enough for them to notice. the world doesn't work for the winchesters anymore. it doesn't revolve around them.

there is no author to make it easy.

[anpanman95]

the horniest “yeah” to have ever been uttered

War Wanarat the man that you are

[bluheartart]

HAVE A SPOOKY OOOOO POST FOR SPOONK MONTH! I was originally wanting to have this finished by the first, but my brain just said “naaaah”

Anyhow— my hyperfixated ass cannot get enough of this severely mentally disturbed man ❤️ he’s stuck inside my head and I can’t get him out— he’s been living there for over two years now please help

[allyriadayne]

Once more and with feeling: larys strong, YOU are the uncle

[sigyn-foxyposts]

The infamous bosom friends 🥛

Yes, we are making this a running joke now.

[atane-is-here]

The ✨️Witch King✨️

[runyatic]

HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR GUYS !!

Original (c) Rejet

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

So I just found this art of Fulgrm and he's...like super pretty???

I knew he was beautiful but I wasn't expecting this. He looks so sweet and kind...and Yes Sanguinius is beautiful but Fulgrim looks beautiful in a way that's....approachable if that makes sense? Which I think is the point because isn't he described as being like that in the books, that he has very warm eyes? Because I do get that here and my lord...Shame what happens to him, because he's so...nice looking. Like he wouldn't judge me.

[fwmugi]

orpheus a girl behind YOU 💜

[whoisspence]

my dream 5 seconds before the alarm:

[hoss-bonaventure]

the way his voice IMMEDIATELY softens when he finds out jesse is fine :(