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katlandry · 2 years ago

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natalia in based on a true story !!!

#natalia dyer #based on a true story #peacock #tv shows #chloe lake #she’s so pretty #spoilers !!!#read at your own risk #i can’t believe she got the maya & fear street treatment #i was so sure she was the killer #she lasted like two minutes #and she SLAYED those two minutes

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 1 year ago

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#good omens #´hello friends!! how are you!!#I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` )#I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey #usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from #most of the time I just get a stuffy nose #has my nose gotten stronger #but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁)#it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet #but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (:#and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors #I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set #the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer #but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet #unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home #which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car

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obsob · 2 years ago

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love is stored in the parallel play

#mine #original #ouagh . hello !!#we had to say goodbye to one of my kitties last week....she was we think maybe 16 or 17!! old lady!!#i will do a drawing for her when it hurts a little less #we are going to pick up her ashes in like. 15 minutes #ah.....th cruelty of time...#thank u all my commission people u r being very patient!! i will send sm more pics tomorrow hopefully #this and two other drawings will be new prints also!! i will probably order those this week i think #i still plan on making stickers but its too big brain for me rn sfbsks

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woolying · 2 months ago

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rainbow dash and j makes so much sense i think

gift for @hayleymarriedjakuraii !! hope u enjoy <3

#danganronpa despair time #drdt #drdt fanart #j rosales #j moreno #arei nageishi #jarei #my art #artlying #i havent drawn ponies since like 6th grade why was this so hard #also its AREI DAY !!#i forgot and i dont have time to draw anything else #so i added her last minute oops #silly fun fact!! i used to not rlly like jarei but ive now been enlightened #i need to draw them Even More to atone i think #later tho too many ideas not enough time #more j art coming your way guys i just have hw to do first #not to get real and personal for a sec but #i also had two family members pass in the past couple months and have been doing Not Too Well lately #but drdt and esp content from the vas has really been helpful in lifting my spirits #so i really wanted to do something for hayley while shes going through something similar #idk how much this will actually help but i hope it brings u a bit of joy during hard times!!!#but yeah this was the only gift i planned #the other j art coming up is just bc you have too many fire ideas and i have to draw them all lest i perish

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ratcandy · 6 months ago

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collection of moth things i never posted all of varying quality and age

#i'm not giving context for the last two . if you know you know #clamart #cotl monch #the fox is there too but i'm not tagging him due to him being there only Vaguely #and I need a designated Lumi tag. will get back to u on that (<- she will forget)#mostly jus putting these up to ensure everyone I am still thinking about that moth I Promise . i am always thinking about that Moth #monch #fwct chapter 3 is moving at a fuckin snail's pace i'll tell u that much though . I AM writing it .I am jus havin a hell of a time with it #i got too caught up in the whole intro sequence i gotta cut to the chase where the Things actually happen. Unfortunately Monch loves #her internal monologues. So it's just like....... she won't shut the fuck up (in her brain) for two got damn minutes #she has so much to say and none of it will ever be said aloud. too much seething in her Mind. therefore she HATES IT when I try to WRITE #actually i feel like being funny.#cult of the lamb #maintags your moth . giggles an d runs away

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leverage-ot3 · 1 year ago

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hozier starting to sing take me to church and then unfurling a pride flag healed something in me actually

if you listen closely you can hear me yell ‘oh my god’ when he does it

#(don’t listen too closely though I’m a bad singer lol)#I tried to post this Sunday night but it didn’t go through #I had no idea he was going to do it I almost cried #not leverage #hozier #slept at our airbnb for like 4 hours #woke up for an hour until Cumbies would be open so I could get breakfast (5am)#and then drove over 2.5 hours to get back home in time to get prepared for work #I ended up teaching my two hour group and then working till twelve and taking the rest of the day off #I forgot my meds so I slept ten hours until 10 at night 💀#worth it #seeing him was a spiritual experience fr #and this was like SO spontaneous. like I cannot express enough how much I didn’t plan for this #also I literally got my tickets saturday when the show was sunday. thank u stubhub ur a true mvp #I knew my friends were going and were staying overnight and someone in my facebook group was selling tickets last minute and was like 👀👀👀#I’m not gonna go into how she decided to sell to someone else later that day when I had already made plans and made me cry but whatever #it worked out in the end

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cheerfullycatholic · 7 months ago

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We're all melting

#even gem doesnt wanna be outside #last time i checked the pool was 84 and felt borderline uncomfortable #im adding more water so hopefully that brings it down a bit because i just wanna float #filled up gems pool too she liked that for about two minutes #gonna have to refill all of the water bowls soon #ughhhhhh #if not for the obnoxious heat humidity and bugs id love summer so much

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xxplastic-cubexx · 26 days ago

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this cliff took more lives than i could on my own im losing it

#marvel rivals #snap shots #yeah sure why not. ill put rivals clips under snap shots too ig #real life snap gameplay footage woah. motion sickness warning ajeRLKAJ #'snap are you prone to bunny hopping like a jackass' yes i am just as i am to constant unnecessary reloading this will not change #i dont imagine ill post a lot of rivals clips vjaLRGJALKJ this one just made me chortle ......#squirrelgirl i can get i nudged her off but punisher my guy ... i know its only a week into launch but be careful ...#now i get to talk bout the bizarre sess kayla and i had Of Which This Clip Was Extracted From #ok there actually isnt a lot of bizarre things to mention. just wanted to say we had The Most Clutch last game of the night #like truuully we thought we'd lose but lol ... lmao ... also bonus mvp for me but whatever. ... .#she and i also Unreasonably lost it at the fact i sniped an ironman down three seconds into a match. it WAS p funny tho ...#offhandedly i was just 'can tony piss off a minute' and then. look at that. many such cases but lol ...#i wish i could say it was due to sleep-induced delirium but i fear even now im not tired so i think we're just stupid vEJLRVKJEA #we won like 90% of our games tho so ...... two dumbasses can make it work apparently #atp i might just ask her if i can record our sessions cause i end up live blogging them anyway #its not as if we didnt used to record gameplay shit together and she Sometimes streams so ejrLEJARLKJ shrug #it could be funny but thats also A Lot so prob wont do it. cause thatd mean id have to listen to my voice and thats a no !!!!#anyway im sleeping. if even one person finds this mildly amusing for any reason then i win #for now ima answer some asks i see i got then ima nap see ya in a biiitt

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thebeigelunatics · 2 months ago

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every single time one of the slow horses fucks something up, lamb carries on and tells them they're fired or they should quit or they should get the fuck out of his face. but standish lost david cartwright and lamb was like, "you wouldn't have lost him if he was a bottle of gin." pause. "pwease do you wanna come upstairs and sit next to me while i interview bad sam?" 🥺👉👈

#slow horses #jackson lamb #catherine standish #he's super mouthy for a man who nearly had a heart attack when he noticed she was two minutes late for work last season #the audacity to act like he wouldn't strap her to him in a baby bjorn if she'd let him like be so serious old man

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dawnthefluffyduck · 2 months ago

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Haha here's the doodle dump I promised two days ago

Magma time on Thursday will be 8:00 PM (CDT)! I'll be online for as long as I can stay awake so feel free to hop in and out whenever you want :D there will also be a music queue anyone can add songs to, so even if you don't want to draw feel free to come and chill in the chat! Will send out the link tomorrow evening!

Also, I was slightly wrong earlier; no downloads will be needed, but after testing it with a friend it looks like you might need to make an account to join; don't worry though, it's still free!

#phantasy star online #pso #kris #susie #ralsei #undertale #deltarune #class doodles #doodles #trying to recall what i was thinking during all of these #first i believe was supposed to be a fo...marl? One that i made the night before #judging by the ears im guessing it was meant to be a fomarl and not a foneweral but i forgor what i was going for #second is patchwork's fomar; i liked the cool hand gestures for techs i saw in the offficial pso art #so i wanted to draw it... but still only a less-than-a-minute doodle #next three are just random utdr portraits #and beardsei....#i was trying to figure out susie's mouth bc that's literally the only thing stopping me from drawing her more #then alt. kris armor w/ susie's axe for some reason... that could mean something bad for susie but #honestly she probably threw too far and lost it and kris is just bringing it back to her #next is more susie and a guy who looks like he'd have a sturdy handshake #next two are scribbles of famous surrealist works i jotted down in my notebook; i altered the one of the woman looking to the right #last one was on a day i saw a crow in the courtyard.. it was a cute little fella #and all seeing eye duck

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aria0fgold · 6 months ago

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Seared like a songbird flying to the sun

A belated birthday gift for @misty-wisp ! Tried to combine references for both Swan Lake and Cendrillon >:3 (Linked the English cover I took the lyrics from for the title!)