socialist-aemond

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"Bilbo gagged, and retreated his other hand to cover his mouth as blood spurted over his hand again, feeling the warmth of it as it spread between his fingers, under his fingernails, and down his wrist. It painted his coat’s sleeve, and turned it sodden and dark."

"No person had ever quite haunted him so much as Thorin Oakenshield. Not Thorin the King. Thorin."

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Based on Olivia Rodrigo's song: "Can't Catch Me Now"

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new fic out!! 8.2k words, oneshot.

[socialist-aemond]

“Er, hello? Are these the Halls of Mahal?” Thousands of disbelieving eyes stuck to Bilbo as he stepped forward cautiously, already quite fed up with the rudeness of dwarves. Who puts an anvil there? Nobody answered. “I’m looking for dwarves. Thirteen of them-- not anyone, mind you, but thirteen very specific dwarves.”

From the crowd, thirteen voices start yelling at the same time.

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Based on a Tumblr post made by @wheeloffortune-design because I couldn't resist myself

[socialist-aemond]

"𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝'𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭" -- "𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐧𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐞."

{𝗘𝗪𝗔𝗡 𝗠𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟 as 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗔𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗬𝗘𝗡}

[socialist-aemond]

book!aemond exuding rammstein cuntery, and his counterpart, show!aemond being an ultraviolence babygirl is so special to me

second artwork; @m-oshun

[socialist-aemond]

two things are crying right now and it's me and my will to live

(art creds; @cgbookworm on twitter, this art is gorgeous)

[socialist-aemond]

"revenge is a dish best served cold" i don't like cold food thanks

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rest in peace aemond targaryen, you would've loved joseph stalin

[socialist-aemond]

aemond's sweetie pie curls automatically cancel out the genocidal maniac he truly is, and i think that's really inspiring.

[socialist-aemond]

yes, he killed people, but he's also really cute have you ever considered that

[socialist-aemond]

this man has the ability to simultaneously rise me from the dead and murder my soul with an image of him that only has one pixel and a half, and was taken with a dream