#she doesn’t feel bad for it

[the-dragon-folk]

More Rat Pack party dialogue because it’s on the brain

———

Jacinth: Your mother was there when my father died.

Kieran: And?

Jacinth: And, what?

Kieran: Are you accusing her of something?

Jacinth: No? I was making an observation, Kieran.

Kieran: Really? Because—

Selsie: Sweet Maker! Just kiss already.

Keiran: Selsie!

———

Parsley: Connor? Connor!

Connor: I— Sorry. I was just… thinking.

Parsley: Of course, no worries. I am here if you ever want to talk.

Connor: I don’t— [sigh]. Thank you.

———

Kieran: What… was it like?

Connor: What?

Kieran: When you were… possessed—

Connor: No.

Kieran: No?

Connor. No.

———

Kieran: I understand the fear.

Connor: You understand nothing.

———

Kieran: Gah! Selsie!

Selsie: [giggles].

Connor: What is it this time?

Kieran: She threw a mud ball at me!

Selsie: I’ll do it again! Duck!

Connor: [sigh].

———

Kieran: Selsie! I said cut it out with the mud!

Selsie: That wasn’t me that time!

Parsley: [giggles].

———

Jacinth: [barks].

Oodles: [barks]!

Jacinth: [barks louder].

Oodles: [barks louder]!

Kieran: What the hell are you doing?

Jacinth: Winning.

———

Kieran: Connor, why did you ask earlier whose foot we stole? You know Judpha.

Connor: Frankly, you seem like the kind of person who would have cut off someone’s foot as a child.

Kieran: … What is that supposed to mean?

———

Selsie: You know, in another life, we could be calling you Lord Connor Guerrin by now.

Connor: Ah, no.

Selsie: Oh, Arl Connor! Arl Connor, my lord! Your expensive linens are here! Arl Connor, your fancy shirts!

Connor: Stop!

———

Connor: [softly] Arl Connor Guerrin. [chuckles.] Lord Connor Guerrin!

Parsley: [chuckles].

Connor: Oh! Tell me you didn’t hear that.

Parsley: Not a thing, m’lord!

———

Connor: Oh, we’re really it now, Oodles…

Oodles: [weary bark].

———

Jacinth: Does she know any tricks?

Parsley: Do you?

Jacinth: [sigh] No. I almost have “sit” down, though.

———

Kieran: [quietly] I don’t get it.

Oodles: [curious whine]?

Kieran: I don’t understand why he hates me. I didn’t do anything. Nothing I do helps. He just stares at me like I have a second head.

Oodles: [sympathetic whine]. [Barks]!

Kieran: Thanks, Oodles. You really know what to say.

———

Jacinth: I may be a fool.

Kieran: … but?

Jacinth: What about my butt?

Kieran: No— nevermind.

———

Selsie: You don’t give him enough credit.

Connor: [sigh]. Maybe not.

Selsie: You don’t know what he has been through. Hear him out one day.

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

Always the bridesmaid never the bride

[fisherrprince]

Instead of writing a fanfic like a normal person this oneshot turned into two separate, contextless things,

[fawn-tongues]

Safe Bet

[padawansuggest]

Okay so the fact that Obi-Wan’s cooking is canonically considered a War Crime (by Bail at least, idk who else hates it when he cooks lmao, he also canonically hated having to eat at the Jedi refectory because it probably was made to appeal to as many people as possible, and then later on Tatooine when he had to cook for himself he said he felt bad for trashing their cooking… so I think even he dislikes his own cooking) and I like to take things to extremes????? I have the opportunity to do the funniest shit ever.

Obi: *stuck with Mandos for months on end* oh, I mean, since you guys want cultural exchange, I guess I can make a traditional Jedi meal?

True Mandos who are desperately trying to adopt him and Satine: *unknowing of the bomb that’s about to go off* sure!

Months later

Qui-Gon: *puts a giant pot of stew on the table* This is one of our more traditional Jedi recipes.

Mandos: Um. I mean. I don’t know if our people really… vibe with the taste…

Qui: …when have you had Jedi recipes before?

Mandos: your Padawan-

Qui: oh you poor bastards, did any of you get sick?

Mandos: all of us yes we were fighting over bathroom space it was horrible

Qui: oh my god. It’s okay, I can cook. The child cannot. He makes salt cookies. And /likes/ them that way *shudders*

Obi: *laying on the floor in embarrassment*

Basically, the Mandos are convinced Jedi must like horrible things but no. It was just mister I Learned To Like Yoda’s Stew Cause It Tastes Like When I Make Normal Stew. These poor bastards.

[bixels]

Bit of a weird question, but what is your overall least favorite thing about MLP? 

Sparity.

[aspen-charminghearts]

Chloe trying to flirt with Red:

[Outside during the winter]

Chloe: Red, my hands are cold

Red: Here, let me hold them [Holds Chloe’s hands]

Chloe, flustered: …

Chloe: My lips are cold too.

Red: [Appears slightly confused, thinking way to deeply about it]

Red: [Pauses, Shrugs in a “oh well” matter, and covers Chloes mouth with her hand]

Chloe: . . .

[seaglassdinosaur]

Hoping wishing praying begging that Kenny doesn’t get put in a relationship with a cop.

[thechosenthree]

[karoiga]

watched gems perspective of the mcc pride dodgebolt and holy shit it is so much worse. the sigh of RELIEF when they lose and pearl wins????? gem you are crazy

[amiinkles]

Edgy mirage

[stagefoureddiediaz]

Something something about us being shown Eddie developing his cooking skills before buck - that were shown Eddie being able to cook a full meal (and bake) before were shown Buck doing the same thing. And something something about that foreshadowing Eddie having his full feelings realisation before buck.

Eddie’s cooking skills are on display in 5x11 outside looking in when he cooks dinner for buck Chris and Taylor - and he’s baked cupcakes for desert as well.

But we don’t actually get shown buck cooking a full meal until the 6x01 lasagne. He’s only got as far as breakfast foods when he makes Maddie an omelet in 2x04 stuck but we don’t get shown him actively cooking again until he makes the lasagne.

After that its hit and miss on the cooking and baking front for buck - burnt lasagne in a 7 and I’m assuming his baking isnt that great in 8x07 by the way Chim has one bite and then pushes the loaf away before he masters the ziti, garlic bread etc in 807 and then later the scones in 8x08.

[dykedvonte]

I was rewatching mouthwashing, and I ended up thinking of the different reactions that Curly and Jimmy had in doing their tasks. How during the scene of Anya evaluating Jimmy and showing dread towards the idea of doing his evaluation, Curly was the one that offered to take it off her hands. He had no issue with adding more to his plate, because he knew - or well, thought, he knew that Jimmy wasn't going to "bullshit" with him since he's known him for a long time. When Anya hands Curly a note from Swansea, Curly goes to check out what the issue is and he takes care of it without a complaint, the only "complaint" he has is how this incident could have damaged the pods. Which is reasonable, those pods are their only way to be saved if anything tragic happens on the ship. However, in comparison to Jimmy being asked to do things, he's passive-aggressive about it. When Anya asks Jimmy if he could help her out with Curly's painkillers, he tells her that people should be worth their titles, specifically using her title as a nurse when she asked him for help and then when she says forget it, since he made her feel insecure, he still goes "Oh no, I'LL take care of it" as if he was doing a chore, a favor for her. Then, there's that part where he blows up at her for things that she didn't even ask him to do - more so the others asked him about it, like the code scanner, him deciding he needed to find the axe for the foam, and then, there's the medicine part (which when she does ask, and she reconsiders - going to do it herself, he takes that away from her). Jimmy complains about the tasks he has to do and he treats it like a big issue, a "woes me" that he has to do this and that - wanting the praise of the capital without actually doing any work. While Curly doesn't complain about it, in fact, he even mentions that he's aware of how well he is doing at his job as a Captain during that cockpit scene with him and Jimmy. If Jimmy only had to do a small amount of tasks to get irritated and annoyed at being captain, while Curly didn't which I feel like encapsulates their personalities. Curly understands what he's doing is a job, it's a responsibility, why would he complain at any point for doing what he's suppose too? Why would he be upset at people asking him to do tasks? While Jimmy on the other hand, isn't used to it at all and it's different to what he's had before and he's realizing that he doesn't actually like doing the work he has too. I just wanted to ramble about it even if it seemed kind of obvious xd

It’s obvious but it is a thing people miss or understate when trying to find parallels in Curly’s and Jimmy’s relationship/personalities.

Like the way people portray it as neither taking responsibility when it is almost split down the middle of Curly taking responsibilities and faults that shouldn’t be his and making himself unequipped to handle the ones that are while Jimmy refuses to handle the responsibilities he has because he wasn’t expecting the work that comes with them.

Not a lot to say but people forget that another thing the game comments on is prioritization of issues and responsibilities and how the guys fail at it in one way or another in the situation.

[misspermitted]

I’m on board with the “Adar was/is Celeborn” theory purely because I want this crack exchange -

Adar/Celeborn: You cheated on me with Sauron!

Galadriel: Well you also cheated on me with Sauron so the scales are balanced

Adar/Celeborn: What?? In what-

Galadriel: You left me, your wife, for 1000 years, to have a family and children with him

Adar/Celeborn: Okay, well, you fell in love with him. Which means you weren’t even in love with me in the first place. Which is worse

Galadriel: YOU LITERALLY HAD HIS CHILDREN

Adar/Celeborn: You married me for all eternity wiTHOUT EVEN BEING IN LOVE WITH ME

High King Gil-Galad, to Elrond: Still think he’s fake and they’re not married?

Elrond: Oh no, I take it back, they’re definit- oh my god Galadriel do not challenge him to a duel there is nothing wrong with your womb gods above

[aardvaark]

i was thinking about how i wished leverage had a birthday episode for some of the characters cause that would be sweet, but then i realised something and basically…. okay here’s my thoughts in quotes form, just for fun

hardison: so when’s your birthday? i could plan something for us and the team to do and-

parker: i dont know

hardison: you don’t know… your own birthday?

parker: no, how would i know? pshh, cmon, you’re telling me you remember EXACTLY when you were born? watch this - hey, eliot, do you know your exact birth date?

eliot, innocently passing by, who was canonically anonymously dropped off at a hospital as an infant: no, how would i know?

parker: that’s what i said!

hardison: excuse me?? what is going on right now

sophie, walking into the apartment: whats wrong?

hardison: parker and eliot- well, okay, when’s your birthday? i just have to prove something.

sophie: …….july 12th

hardison: why did you pause? wait, is that your birthday or sophie devereaux’s birthday?

sophie: ………… (guilty silence)

parker: see, no one knows their real birthday! haha you’re so weird sometimes, hardison

hardison:

hardison: what the fuck guys

[artemisxrose]

FUCK Liam Payne! I will no longer support OT5 and I don’t even want a 1D reunion anymore. It’s so disgusting how so many of you defend these boys actions, but especially Liam, in light of everything that has come out. Maya Henry has every right to speak about her experiences. And it’s gross that I’m seeing literal threads and tweets upon tweets of people calling her a liar and saying all these horrible things. You’re proving Liam right! “No one will believe you anyways and the fans will always defend us!”

Is that not absolutely horrifying to yall? That this man is weaponizing his fanbase against women that he has treated poorly? And yall continue to enable him! Everything Maya said in her recent TikTok was true! Yall defend this abuser because of boy band nostalgia? What the fuck is wrong with some of yall? It makes me sick. It’s always “believe women” “believe victims” until it’s your fave, right?!

We don’t know these people! “He would never do that…” YOU DONT KNOW HIM! These parasocial relationships are going too far.

What’s scary is based on some of the stuff Maya said, I wonder if this is only the tip of the iceberg with Liam. He’s probably done so much shit we don’t even know about. Maybe even the other boys???

I know I’m ranting and no one probably cares but some of the tweets I saw defending Liam were so triggering and upsetting. Trending hashtags like #FreeLiam and #WeLoveYouLiam when a woman CONFIRMED that he abused her is just so sickening. This is why women don’t come forward. This is especially why victims of celebrities and people in power don’t come forward. Because this is how they’re treated. Maya literally even confirmed that Liam and his team have tried to silence her and didn’t want the book to come out. I just… there are no more words.

This whole situation is so triggering… I’m so angry and upset.

Fuck Liam Payne and Fuck all of yall defending him.