#sh jokes

[shshroomgirlie]

Gonna use this now. Yoink.

🫓 i love this emoji... like. 🫓. get 🫓'd. i want to 🫓. i'm about to 🫓.

[toughttt]

.....Is your joke still funny???!?

[robinspinknest]

... pick yr poison ...

[yet-another-mentalyill-teen]

[hopelesslypathetic]

When someone says "you're not that su1c1d4l, if you were, you'd already be gone"

[caxxnrt]

😈😈😈

[thespiritualmeatgrinder]

whenever i made a mistake back in middle school I always banged my hands or my books onto my head as a terrible way to SH. Now, I suffer very sharp headaches.

Everytime it does, it makes me think if this is how Alejandro feels...

[bloodonfreshsnow]

sfx I swear

some bb cuts

from yesterday 🤭

[azariyahavingacrisis]

!!TW SH!!

ME scrolling through people sh pictures because i cant rn?!?! Yes. yes i am.

[cuttingboardqueen]

[birthdayboy-ilu]

Cloud:! You too!? Vince-

Vincent: —lets not get into it. all i want to say is that if you think about it again…let me know.

Cloud:….

Vincent: or don’t. Your choice. Do what you like, but try to get some rest before then.

(Sorta “explicit” joke under read more btw)

[fuckedupandbleeding]

just a couple cat scratches,

was clean for over a year, oops i guess

[citruzombi]

my mom: im gonna eat some chips

me who just played irl fruit ninja arm edition:

[intimatedemolition]

my old dulled box cutter is finally being put to rest

[just-being-a-bit-overdramatic]

Who needs sh if you have period cramps?

(Or litterally having any other pain because of your own body)

[skelespidey]

2 me, slit pics on shblr is the equivalent 2 a woman flashing her ankles 2 a man in the 1800s