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g0recvttrr · 1 day ago

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me after wiping the blood off my cuts with toilet paper:

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robinspinknest · 6 months ago

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... pick yr poison ...

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yet-another-mentalyill-teen · 7 months ago

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#self h@rm #s3lf mutilation #self h4te #sh tumblr #styroblr #beansblr #$h tumblr #$elf h4rm #sh twt #sh meme #sh jokes

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hopelesslypathetic · 2 years ago

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When someone says "you're not that su1c1d4l, if you were, you'd already be gone"

#i hate my existence #s3lf harm #sewercide #tw depressing thoughts #tw sucidal ideation #tw sui ideation #sh tumblr #4norexi4 #ed not sheeren #3dtumblr #actually bpd #bpd mood #bpd thoughts #sh jokes #sui joke #anyways lolz #lolzies

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caxxnrt · 4 months ago

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😈😈😈

#shhblr #$h tumblr #$hblr #$elf h4rm #$h tw #$h h4rm #tw s3lf harm #s3lf mutilation #s4lf h4rm #988blr #988twt #988 #s3lf harn #$elf harm #i wanna cvt #cvtblr #cvtaddict #sh cvt #sh jokes

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dismas-n-dismay · 23 days ago

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And if I say April Foolsverse Caelum should be a sadism demon what are y’all doing. If I said the most terrifying thing would be this 8 year old telling you to isolate and kys with a huge grin on his face as if what he’s saying isn’t incredibly threatening and fucked up what is the consensus because genuinely this would be my favorite shit

Freelancer: …

Sadism!Caelum: You should kys :)😃

Freelancer: YOU KNOW THAT THATS NOT APART OF YOUR JOB RIGHT? LIKE ME DYING DOESNT PROVIDE YOU FOOD??

Caelum: Yeah but have you considered it’s fucking funny

(He proceeds to have his mouth washed out with soap by Freelancer but escapes mid way through like a pissed off cat, hissing and hunching up in the corner to escape his punishment)

#he would be an asshole #like the worst kind of guy a complete brat #freelancer takes him outside and he’s biting other kids and they’re like ‘SORRY THAT ONES MINE I PROMISE HE DOESNT HAVE RABIES EVEN +’#‘IF HE SAID HE DID’#def giving off satina vibes for Caelum with Freelancer being a much more stressed out version of her dad #He’s still a sucker for Gavin though and loves to rest his head on his big brother’s chest he’s baby #fools!gavin would be the only one to sooth him and tame Caelum honestly #tw kys joke #kys joke #sh jokes #tw sh joke #cw kys joke #cw kys mention #cw sh joke #lemme know if I missed any of those important tags for this /srs #I find the jokes funny but I don’t want anyone to be unnecessarily squicked out if I can stop it /gen #redacted caelum #Caelum redacted #redacted freelancer #freelancer redacted #redacted fandom #foolsverse #redactedverse #redacted asmr #caelum redacted audio #redacted audios #redacted audio #redacted daemons

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thespiritualmeatgrinder · 7 months ago

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whenever i made a mistake back in middle school I always banged my hands or my books onto my head as a terrible way to SH. Now, I suffer very sharp headaches.

Everytime it does, it makes me think if this is how Alejandro feels...