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man i really don't think so but okay i guess
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The shelter staff said they do this ALL DAY
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has anyone figured out how much art you need to make to make your mental illness go away
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“Smartest wife ever! We were both pooping on opposite sides of the house… I called her and asked for tp… she yelled for the dog and then told me to call him…” (via)
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Winter has arrived on Poob.
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calvin's dad gets cruised at the grocery store bill watterson just didn't show it because it wasn't relevant to calvin's emotional arc
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when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that
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I think tumblr should preserve the following/mutuals badge on anons. It'd make the website worse but in a really good way. it should be applied retroactively too
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guy at urinal: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHUGGGGHHH!
guy next to him wearing wraparound shades talking into his Bluetooth: Yeah i’m peeing at a urinal right now. Yeah. The noise is the guy next to me. Yeah, he’s peeing too. Yeah. Peeing so hard he’s screaming
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