#Caelum redacted

[dismas-n-dismay]

And if I say April Foolsverse Caelum should be a sadism demon what are y’all doing. If I said the most terrifying thing would be this 8 year old telling you to isolate and kys with a huge grin on his face as if what he’s saying isn’t incredibly threatening and fucked up what is the consensus because genuinely this would be my favorite shit

Freelancer: …

Sadism!Caelum: You should kys :)😃

Freelancer: YOU KNOW THAT THATS NOT APART OF YOUR JOB RIGHT? LIKE ME DYING DOESNT PROVIDE YOU FOOD??

Caelum: Yeah but have you considered it’s fucking funny

(He proceeds to have his mouth washed out with soap by Freelancer but escapes mid way through like a pissed off cat, hissing and hunching up in the corner to escape his punishment)

[int3rtwiningh3artstrings]

Caelum

please block me/dni if you sexualize caelum. regardless of whether he is or is not a child he acts very childlike and it is of my personal opinion that he should not be put in sexual situations or that I do not wish to see that.

[lancerthatisntfree]

some doodles from @vegafan69 ‘s long drawing list :3

these could’ve been better but i’m tiredddd anyways i liked these and had to restrain from drawing just gavin LOL

[catella-ars]

Got a hankering to do profiles/design sheets for the D(a)emons, minus Delphinus and Scorpius because I don't know them but SOMEDAY

[the-star-fallen-from-dreams]

Headcannon that freelancer is an insomniac but it’s been getting better thanks to Caelum and Gavin’s help; and that’s because before they all lived together freelancer used to just pop into bed and pray to fall asleep and then get up and do other stuff if that didn’t work (seen in the Caelum sleep audio). But now they have a 25 step night time sleep routine that Gavin and Caelum have helped them develop for their health that involved yoga and sleepy time tea and classics music.

[yoteako]

caelum!

[the-star-fallen-from-dreams]

If you need help drinking water or eating imagine Caelum is rambling to you about the importance of self care always works for me!

If you need a motivation to achieve your exercise goals

Just pretend you are tank

It's empowering

[xanyiaz]

sometimes babygirl is a man from arizona with a creative mind and a microphone that makes silly boyfriend audios as well as fantasy lore stories that people who are attracted to voices and get overly attached to fictional characters enjoy :))

[kinoi-lol]

Lovely and vincent are the type to slow dance in the rainy moonlight

Gavins the type to kiss all of freelancers scars while there laying down on the couch or bed

Asher and babe are the type for wedding cake cutting to secretly both smush it on eachothers faces and both be surprised

Angles the type while David's cooking to go up to david and hug him from behind

Darlin's the type to fake punch sam a lot for fun

Huxley and dams are the types to plan picnic outings sometimes for the whole crew sometimes for eachother

Dear is the type to hide laskos work as a playful thing

Sweethearts the type to buy small outfits for aggro and do a surprise photoshoot for milo and he'd just watching aggro trying to escape

Freelancer is the type to throw one year friend anniversary surprises everyone in the D.A.M.N crew (Huxley and caelum both cried )

Geordi and cutie are the type to lay in an open field of flowers as the sunsets

Guy is the type to buy honey actual honey on there anniversary as a funny gift (he had another gift not a joke gift )

[mushroomerchant]

I’ve been working on some sketches of my D.A.M.N headcanon appearances so I hope you enjoy them :)

[sheawritesstuff]

Redacted Tattoo Headcanons

✩ Elliott has a big abstract freehand tattoo that covers his shoulder and upper arm - one of the cool swirly line designs

✩ Ollie has a stick and poke smiley face on his ankle that one of his friends gave him in high school

✩ Aaron has some sort of quote tattooed on his ribs - probably a line from a song / movie that he associates with Elliott or his mom

✩ Caelum loves temporary tattoos and likes having matching ones with Gavin and Freelancer

✩ Geordi has something fandom related on his forearm - anything but Star Trek because he doesn't want to seem like that much of a nerd

✩ Asher has a patchwork leg sleeve with a bunch of different styles and a similar half sleeve on his opposite bicep

✩ Milo and Sweetheart have matching chest tattoos

✩ Ivan got original Baby’s name tattooed on his collar bone right before they broke up

✩ David has a tattoo commemorating Gabe and something for the whole Shaw pack

✩ Anton has a monstera leaf on his forearm to remind him of My Love

✩ Porter has an elaborate neck tattoo that spreads down his sternum and covers most of his chest

✩ Gavin has a backpiece consisting of the D.A.M.N. crew's favorite flowers

✩ Guy has doodles Honey drew for him on his thighs

✩ Morgan has some sort of lower rib / upper stomach tattoo of an hourglass with a skull

✩ Avior has stars and constellations all across his torso

✩ Brian has all of his kids’ birthdays on his chest

[int3rtwiningh3artstrings]

I miss my son caelum come back PLEASE I HAVE COTTON CANDY AMD ICE CREAM AND COOKIES PLEASE

[urfrenfishy]

random angsty headcannons‼️‼️

gavin and freelancer who just hold each other as soon as freelancer gets home and silently remind themselves that they survived

sunshine who finds their art style has gotten worse and feeling so shitty about it, but they don’t understand why. (we know why)

cutie who has lost all sense of self confidence, always second guessing themselves, much like how goerdi was at the start of their relationship.

baaabe who traces their finger across asher’s scar when he’s asleep, remembering how close they were to losing him

freelancer who forgot about caelum, but still feels an oddly paternal instinct around children that look like him, they don’t get why. (we get why)

damien who had major internalized homophobia in high school, sneering and even arguing with some of the openly gay people in his classes. he still lays awake at night thinking of all the bullshit he spewed at them.

morgan whose first vision was the death of his cat, oreo. he cried for days.

angel who fell into a depressive rut after that fight with david, they had gotten so good at hiding them that the only difference you’d be able to spot was that they would stop eating unless someone made them, david stepped up for that role.

sweetheart who wanted to be an actor but their family forced them to work in the department, they silently envy milo since he was able to choose his own path

darlin who used to have the most amazing hair but quinn told them to buzz it, so they did. it’s just now getting back to the length it was before. hair holds memory ‘n all.

that’s all for now folks i’m gonna go sleep night night!!

[the-star-fallen-from-dreams]

Just realized it’s been 9 months since the last Caelum audio. ERIK FREE MY BOY FROM JAIL I NEED TO FEEL JOY AGAIN!!! That is my son free him!!!

[yoteako]

surprise!! caelum!!

[desmorotu]

Redacted Headcanons: Smoking Edition :3

honey is really giggly and affectionate when they’re high (as stated previously)

guy is less “millennial humor” and wayyyyyyy more affectionate. think the personality of fool!guy but with his continued affection

david smiles a lot and can’t keep his eyes open for too long before squinting them; he does giggle

angel falls asleep almost instantly

milo doesn’t participate unless sweetheart is present

morgan can feel the rhythm of time and falls into visions more often

geordi gets a kick out of hearing cutie’s thoughts

cutie won’t stop laughing at the funny things they think

sweetheart has trained themselves to look sober

darlin needs a significant amount more for it to hit

baaabe knows exactly what to do to make it a good experience and their tics (they have mild tourette’s) become more frequent; does cause small problems on rare occasion

asher’s millennial cringe gets worse; more dad jokes, stupid voices, and bad puns

sam (before turning) would go nonverbal and zone out

vincent (before turning) was always with friends

lovely did it to fall sleep on occasion before their turning

aaron and smartass have a blast giggling and unwinding after work together

elliott comes up with some craaaazy dreams for sunshine

anton doesn’t smoke, but when he does, it’s only been to cope with the project and the isolation from his partner

james does it as a way to unwind—mostly ends up with him in tears thinking of his spouse

damn crew has a night out of the month where they all get together for it

freelancer loves watching damien burn a hole in the floor over mario kart

lasko’s loose lips become even looser and he stutters less

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