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What am I supposed to do with coconuts?

My Friends: Scythe has a lot of videos, it’s going to take you a while—

Me who finished two of his series in one day: . . .

Me: . . .

Me: Have you fucking met me?

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Whoever let me free did not expect the level of carnage that I commit. Expect the unexpected motherfucker—

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My Friends: Scythe has a lot of videos, it’s going to take you a while—

Me who finished two of his series in one day: . . .

Me: . . .

Me: Have you fucking met me?

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CHAT IS THIS REAL FUCKING LIFE?! IS THIS REALITY?!

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Tumblr. I love y’all. I need you to know that at every opportunity, I am two seconds away from going apeshit and punching someone into the stratosphere.

#LetMonoGoApeshit2025

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You know what I applaud Atonal for? He gave the listener a fucking gun. It happens in Brady’s series, and it is not only great for plot, but just the best. Give more listeners guns fr.

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WE ARE BLESSED HOLY FUCK MATE LETS FUCKING GO

WAR 😭😭😭 IS 😭😭😭 OVER 😭😭😭😭

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Redacted and Yuurivoice fandoms, I humbly ask of thee to recommend your finest hurt/comfort fanfiction. Please and thank you kindly.

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Meeting of the Ash’s

I am sorry but I had a thought—

New Jersey Rats meets Redactedverse please it would be funny. I want Asher to meet Badaboom BECAUSE OH MY GOD

AND ALSO BLUE INFINITY TOO. LET BLUE INFINITY MEET THE D.A.M.N SQUAD PLEASE THE ANGST POTENTIAL IS INSANE

OOOOO ANOTHER IDEA

DAMN SQUAD WATCHES BLUE INFINITY (and Chronus 7 and they all sob because fucking hell Escaped cooked but traumatized us)

Like just imagine Angel and Asher going to David and saying “I found this really cool series you should give a listen to” and handing him Neon Barbarian while giggling evilly because they know of the ensuing heartbreak

I need the Shaw Pack and the DAMN squad to watch New Jersey Rats please 🙏

Asher would quote Badabing and Badaboom unironically and Guy would love My Greasefire Life and especially would love Thad because who doesn’t love Thad?

Oh and

So you can listen to the series too if you’re not already in the fandom

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Milo is like a 6 foot guy in the NBA. Everyone else is like 7 foot something.

So riddle me this Batman, if Milo is short compared to these guys, then what does that make me?/silly

Headcanon, hear me out, Angel is tall and muscular. I imagine strong woman, but any gender will do. I just wanted her to pick up Asher by the scruff and throw David over her shoulder every once in a while.

What if Angel was taller than David?

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Oooo yay response!! 😁☺️

Jayden is also an admirer of shiny rocks and I don’t blame him because me too.

I’m really intrigued about Mason as we haven’t seemed to see too much of him yet but I’m really excited to see more of him in the future (hopefully)!!

Poor Judith. I’m wondering if we might perhaps see a flashback between her and Oliver. And I wonder who would voice him. It’s clear her character has far higher walls and more issues with trusting when it comes to new people, especially with those like the listener/Whelp.

Also super pumped for the next episode!!! 😄

Take as much time as you need in the future!! I’m just glad you answered them!! There will be more, I assure you. I make no promises that I won’t flood your ask box, but it won’t be a tsunami. ✌️

I do have one more question, just a general one. How would the Carson pack, and those associated, treat another werewolf or individual/whelp with tics or Tourette’s? I’ve been wondering how they would for some time and have been making a few of my own Headcanons, but wanted to hear your thoughts?

Hello!!

You said if I had any questions, I could ask so I am and I will!

Renegades Shadow is currently on my mind so I have some questions about character reactions!

I wonder how each character would react in case of an emergency? Who would be the most interested in shiny objects? Who would you say is the most level-headed of the characters in this series? Who would you say is the most mysterious/closed-off member of the pack? Who of the pack has the warmest personality?

I have more questions but I didn’t want to ask too many to start! Hope you’re well!!

Ask away! It might take me a while to answer them, but I will get back to you! 🙂

These are really good questions, and I had to think about them a good bit! (I'm also trying not to think too much about them, so I'm going to answer before I overthink my responses.)

I wonder how each character would react in case of an emergency?

I think most of them would be pretty level-headed, and react in different yet complementary ways, all of which would support the pack.

As alpha and beta, Judith and Tyler would be the most prepared to handle an emergency. They would take charge and lead, manage the response, care for the pack, etc. The pack would automatically look to them for guidance, and for encouragement.

Gretchen is the pack's healer and medic. She would be on the front lines as the medical support, with Maggie and likely Riley nearby.

Daniel is the captain of the pack's guard, so he, Dante and Scott would be in defender and protector roles, as well as fighting for the pack in a conflict-type emergency (such as an attack from a rival pack or from hunters).

Who would be the most interested in shiny objects?

Jayden. He's 8, and he has a personality filled with wonder and excitement. And a "shiny object" could be something tangible, or it could be something that catches his interest and he starts asking questions. Lots of questions. 🙂

Who would you say is the most level-headed of the characters in this series?

Probably Tyler, Judith, and Scott. There isn't much that rattles them.

Who would you say is the most mysterious/closed-off member of the pack?

As far as the Carson Pack, none of them are closed-off. Mason would be the closest thing to that, in a way; but more so because he lives outside of the homestead and always been an honorary pack mate (until Episode 7, that is).🙂 So he might be a little mysterious to some in the Carson pack, but all of them know who he is.

As far as the pack Talia and Bradley are from, Talia would be the most closed-off. And for good reason.

Who of the pack has the warmest personality?

Gretchen and Maggie. They immediately make folks feel at ease and cared for just by being themselves. Mason does too.

Judith was warmer before Oliver died, and we get a glimpse of that side of her at times. But she is guarded and bitter now, so she doesn't warm up to folks as easily. Those she already knows and trusts see a different side of her. And the Whelp gets to see that different side of her at times; more often as time goes on.

Thank you for these questions! 😊

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The fact that Gavin felt every bit of Freelancer’s self-hate and guilt while they broke down in his arms must’ve felt worse than getting stabbed in the heart.

He knows it’s important to feel these things instead of ignore them,

But in letting them do so, he also felt it

On one hand it’s a way of sharing their burden, but on the other it’s also crushing to feel the guilt and regret and doubt from someone you love and not being able to do anything about it while they process their emotions.

To know the person you love hates themself.

Sometimes you just have to let it happen. To let everything out.

Gavin held them like his arms were their, and in turn his, final lifeline that night.

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What if Angel was taller than David?

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H-hey Yuurivoice fandom, what’s good?

I have no idea what’s going on in the fandom right now because I kinda zoned out and then zoned back in a few months later and am pretty lost. Did something happen?

Also, been working on my Sunflower!! I was wondering whether I should give her tics(SO SHE’S JUST LIKE ME!!) and have some of her vocal tics be different flowers. Like I have a “hya-Hyacinth” tic and I feel like Sunflower would have it too!! 🌻

Anywho I’m trying to get back into the fandom but mentally recently been a mf so it’s slow—but I’m always glad to be back in the fandom and meet new folks and fans and make new friends!! 😄

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Part Four: If I was the Lawyer for VA ASMR characters

Notes: At this point I’m not running out of characters LOLLLL—oh, and Scythe, thank you kindly for putting V’s crimes in a neat little list. Real helpful! I’m of the belief that most of Scythe’s characters are going to make an appearance in this series at some point.

Me: *sigh* It cannot get any worse, can it? 😃

Client 1: V (Villain Series - Scythe Audio)

Me: FUCKING WHY—😃💀

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Me: Fucks sake I’m not even getting paid—this is a series—and I’m breaking the fourth wall now, isn’t that nice?

Me: Right, Mr. V, you officially have the longest file in my office—well actually that’s Wanderer—and I really hope you never meet. And I’m honestly shocked you finally got caught after all this time—

Me: So kidnapping, arson, blowing up a public building—several actually—civilian damage, murder—first, second and third degree—abandonment, destruction of public property, destruction of personal property, thievery, excessive vulgarity and villainy. 

Me: *slams file shut* I cannot fucking help you—yeah no matter what happens to you, you’ll just kill everyone there. *sigh*

Client 2: Escaped/Walter (Against The World - Escaped Audios)

Me: My brother in ASMR, you were in my fucking office yesterday. 

Me: I told you that you were screwed, royally—what do you mean you can fix things?

Me: Low security prison—that’s still prison, why would you—oh, I see. Yeah no, legally I can’t tell you or persuade you to break out, but I can get you that. 

Me: Fucking hell, you and V would get along like a house on fire—and considering the arson he’s done that’s pretty literal.

Client 3: Robert Volker (Steamhearts - Shining Armor ASMR)

Me: Okay Mr. Volker, the case against you doesnt look too bad. What I’m really concerned about is the several counts of possession illegal explosives and arson, and necromancy—which I’m not really going to get into how illegal that is—and yes I’m aware that you are a scientist—but that doesn’t erase the charges—

Me: What do you mean they murdered your wife?

Client 4: Nem (Cafe Regale - Mage Bunkshelf)

Me: Right Mx. Nem, you haven’t really done too much wrong—not as much as some of my uh—other clients. Only issue you have is that you do not have a legal birth certificate or legal ID, and no record of you being a legal UK citizen. 

Me: This much, we can fix, however it’s generally seen as strange when a fallen angel appears out of no where—and before you ask, yes, I do know. You wouldn’t be the first supernatural person in this office.

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Me: Well we have quite the compelling legal case now, Mr. Volker, since murder is—well—incredibly illegal and that is assassination and also the use of child soldiers. 

Me: Why am I smiling? Why, Mr. Volker, they’re about to face the wrath of legal hellfire.

Client 5: Vampire Lord/Baron Reeve? (Vampire Lord Buys You - PebblesASMR)

Me: Right, okay Mr. Fifty Shades of Illegal, you are currently on trial and being sued for human trafficking, assault and battery, kidnapping and clinical vampirism—and that’s a little weird but that’s not the topic—which is more commonly referred to as Renfield’s Syndrome. 

Me: Alright poor man’s mosquito, I get it, you need blood to survive but that does not warrant human trafficking—and that person did not deserve to be your ‘pet’ as you call them, you bovine feeder.

Me: *sigh* I need a vacation—preferably with sunshine.

Client 6: The Atrocity (The Atrocity - Scythe Audios)

Me: *sigh* One more until I get to leave😌—who is the final—💀

Me: . . .

Me: . . .

Me: OH FUCK NO—

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Me: Right, so I’m reading your crimes and all I have to say is: you are never getting out of jail—or prison in your case—I’m going to be surprised if you don’t get the death penalty—

Me: Okay so: murder, murder, and more murder, destruction of government and personal property, assault and battery, resisting arrest, more murder—

Me: Oh no I’m not representing you, I’m on prosecution this time—I’m just reading your crimes. You murdered children. You are going to need one hell of a fucking lawyer, and it ain’t me.

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