#sexy times etc

[housseao3]

New Fic - Potted Plants

Chan invites Tae upstairs to cook for him and Tae accepts to come sample his wares. No food is eaten. Fun is had by all (the two of them and Chan's Very Big Dick™️) and then feelings happen.

You might want to read the first installment of RNT - the two last chapters of that parallels this but I'm not the boss of you.

[napoleonic-sexyman-tournament]

Do you think "sexiest revolution" is really the best description for historical events which took lives of many, were complex, politically charged, multifaceted, bought with blood etc.?

Do you think the "Napoleonic Sexyman Tournament" is the best place to have complicated, nuanced conversations about the politics of revolutions?

[sunderwight]

Hualian Idol AU where instead of the statues the big reveal of Hua Cheng's longstanding amorous fixation on Xie Lian is all of his self-insert "my mom sold me to One Direction" style fanfics located in the depths of some boyband RPF archive.

[gloriousmonsters]

it's not something I've written but it is fascinating to think about if Val and Alastor were hanging out with Vox at the same time before things went bad with Alastor in the past. Mostly because Val is like, 95% exactly Alastor's (friend) type. Pulling traits from both Rosie and Mimzy, he likes people who are very Loud and a Lot and very confident in themselves and their personality/appearance, who he can have fun nights out and bitchy gossip sessions with, plus he and Val have a decent amount of experience overlap re: being nonwhite and very likely from disadvantaged backgrounds, but affecting upper-class mannerisms, being deeply entertained by Vox (and if I can include headcanon, they were both mama's boys).

Really the only obstacles are:

val being the Sex Guy who does certain crimes Alastor is stated to really not like, but who knows how common that was back when/if Alastor would necessarily know about it

more a reason to break it off, but Val actually being into Vox and becoming his official partner/Val's Stand By My Man loyalty requiring him to dislike Alastor by default

val not being a woman (but then again, Alastor WAS hanging out with at least one guy back then!)

anyway my conclusion is just i can't wait to see them actually interact at some point, bc with how they've acted so far (Val seeming weirdly unbothered about the Alastor feud despite acknowledging he's sorta part of it, Alastor paying him a compliment along with Velvette by calling them the source of Vox's power) I feel like it's weirdly possible for them to be amicably indifferent to each other, even if they weren't technically friends in the past.

[ariadne-mouse]

Still thinking about Echoes of the Solstice when Caleb had the opportunity to hide from Ikithon and instead said "Let him come." He spent so long living in fear, and Ikithon wielded so much power with that fear. But Caleb Widogast isn't afraid anymore, and Trent Ikithon is a sad old man who let his desire for control become a weakness. Never show up to a knife fight with an obsession that's become irrelevant.

[attineilde]

there is nothing saying that andrew returns neil's clothes. therefore they are now sharing wardrobes (I dont make the rules)

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)

So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:

Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:

Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:

He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues

The Chair Appears - Spain

He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood

The Chair Evolves - Silverstone

Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!

The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)

I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)

*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha

[thret-rhett]

Adam, Eve, and Lilith. they’re my ocs now more lore in tags

[opisasodomite]

The game awards nominees really highlight how severed I am from The Zeitgeist like what the fuck is metaphor

[timoothy]

Working Boys Billted cut <3

[pohlepen]

something something about how every touch for frankie is incredibly personal and important and intimate vs sex being a very casual thing for her. there is also something to be said about how she clings to any sort of physical touch in most scenarios, but she is quick to leave or kick someone out after sex.

[a-pepper-honey]

Vampire AU shenanigans from my latest fic, Can't you hear it howling?

This scene is meant to be so creepy in the fic but ngl vampires are sexy and hot and alluring and long-haired men in 18th century shirts, so. you get art that belongs on the cover of a bad romance novel instead

[lazycranberrydoodles]

the people in the tags understand me. starembers art is super pretty but also weird at times.

[dragonomatopoeia]

no one can hype a lesbian up the very specific way their gay ffxiv-obsessed college-roommate and dear friend can

[asleepinawell]

hyth fucking off before the zodiark trial like it's nbd is one of the funniest parts of the game to me 👋

[genderjester]

I love when fics have actual kink negotiation i hate the notion that its unnecessary or boring to include. I want to read the conversations i want them opening up to each other i want to know the safewords. Give me all the details !!