#chan kinnporsche

[yujeong]

KPTS characters + The Art of War quotes

[chanbig]

[kinnbig]

KP Anniversary | Underrated Moments [7/?] | Chan & Kim

[muleumpyo]

goodnight kiss 💋

[auseyre]

So something I never noticed about this scene.

When Vegas jumps in here, I immediately thought -he's like a little kid, cocky because his dad is there to back him up. And obviously Chan thinks it too, because the subs are wrong...he doesn't say "that's why I was talking" he says "the adults are talking".

It's the next part though...when he says "you'd be advised to go home" he's still speaking only to Vegas -- he says it in English, so it's clearly meant as a response to Vegas speaking English to him and he's looking at Vegas, not Gun when he says it.

He turns back to Gun and goes back to Thai until guns get drawn like cartoons.

The interesting thing is, he's giving Vegas an out here. I can't imagine this was Chan on his own, caring if Vegas was a part of this or not. It had to be Korn who wanted to keep Vegas out of it. Of course, Vegas was never going to take that option -he'd rather die proving his loyalty to his father than wear the crown in his stead. I'm sure that's something that baffles Korn -he would expect his sons to choose to stay alive and put themselves in a position of power if it came to it.

I think Korn's plan was to give the ring to Vegas after he killed Gun, thinking he could control him easily and still use him as a pin to poke Kinn with...even more so since he could play benevolent uncle once Gun was gone. But Vegas completely fell apart after his father's murder, taking that option off the table. (Okay, I'm never gonna find it again rn, but someone did a great post about how the minor family is way too dramatic and emotional for Korn and this is an example of that...compare to Kinn swallowing back all the emotion when he thought Korn was dead so he could take care of business).

[iveneverdoneanythingwrong]

[lu-sn]

Korn shakes his head in mirth. “It’s hard to believe, isn’t it?” he says, eyes straying to the tablet in his hands. “That Kinn would run into my treasured nephew purely by chance, with no effort on my part.”

“It is, sir,” Chan says.

Korn hums. “Almost as if it were fate.”

A different Chan — younger, maybe — might have narrowed his eyes. As it is, Chan’s face remains perfectly still.

“You have nothing to say to that?” Korn murmurs.

“You’re not one to put stock in fate,” Chan says. “Sir.”

Korn laughs. “No. There is no such thing as inevitability. There is only luck — and luck is fickle.” He unpauses the footage on the tablet, mouth curving into a smile that Chan could almost call fond. “Unless you hold all the cards in your hands.”

He watches in silence for a few more moments, then hands the tablet back to Chan. “I am not convinced Kinn will succeed at bringing Porsche in,” he says. “I want you to make it a certainty.”

Chan had expected nothing less. He had seen the gleam in Korn’s eye as he replayed the footage three, four, five times over. This was something Korn wanted far too badly to leave to chance. “Yes, sir.”

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#kpanniversary2024 episode 1 + prompt 1: fate

[lilitblaukatz]

KinnPorsche as not so random song titles

+ bonus:

[pepsi-pinacola]

Kinn and Porsche: We sleep with guns under the pillow

Tankhun: I sleep with a knife and glitter

Pete: I sleep with Vegas next to me...

Pol and Arm: Most of the bodyguards sleep with a gun.

Chay: You guys are pathetic.

Porsche: Huh? What are you sleeping with?

Chay: Blackmail material on Kim.

Kim, in a panic: Don't tell them ANYTHING!

[goodbyeapathy8]

Theerapanyakul bodyguard group chat...

Porsche : hey guys i have a funny joke

Big : No

Ken : No

Pol : Maybe later, Porsche

Porsche : 😭 guys it's really funny tho and it's work related! 😄

Pete : Sure, what's up Porsche

Porsche : PETE MY MANNNNNNNNN 

Big : Any day now, Porsche

Porsche : jeez ok ok

Porsche : coworkers are like foreskin because when things get hard they disappear

Porsche : hahahahaha get itttttt?!?!

Big : ...

Big has left the chat

Ken has left the chat

Pol : Um wow what does that even mean

Arm : I am circumcised, does not apply

Porsche : guys, not like... literally... it's cuz foreskin disappears when you get hard? like u guys? so i guess that means things got hard for Big and Ken lmaooooooo

Pete : Okay, that was pretty funny lol 

Porsche : SEE, PETE GETS IT, THAT'S WHY WE'RE BESTIES FOR FUCKING LIFE

Porsche : *high five*

Pete : *high five* back

Chan : Friendly reminder that group chat is meant for work related issues only, Porsche. 

Porsche : aowh p'chan but it was a work related joke

Big has entered the chat

Ken has entered the chat

Chan : Big, Ken, and another reminder to you two that you are not allowed to leave group chat. 

Big : But P'Chan, did you even SEE the stupid joke that Porsche sent

Ken : Yeah how are we supposed to work in these conditions mate

Porsche : 😭 was it really not funny?? i thought it was hilarious...

Pol : Porsche, where do you even find these jokes

Porsche : Chay sends me these funny tikkytoks or whatever

Arm : ...please don't tell me you've downloaded TikTok on your phone, Porsche

Porsche : but it's just funny videos? like yooootube

Big : It's Youtube, not yooootube wtf

Porsche : tomayto tomahto 

Porsche : or, in ken's case, tomahter

Ken : I do NOT pronounce it like that

Porsche : yes you do

Ken : no i don't

Porsche : just like you say mite instead of mate

Ken : P'CHAN ARE YOU SEEING THIS, THIS COUNTS AS WORKPLACE HARASSMENT

Chan : ...did we or did we not review not doing all-caps in group chat

Ken : ...sorry. BUT (sorry) did you not see Porsche making fun of my culture

Chan : You do pronounce it as mite.

Ken : !!!

Arm : Um, can we get back to the fact that Porsche has TIKTOK aka SPYWARE installed on his phone?!

Porsche : waaaaaah?! spies?? where!! 

Arm : Porsche, just... uninstall it and then bring your phone to me. I have to wipe it again.

Porsche : sowwy 😭

Big : ISTG if you do uwu one more time, Porsche

Porsche : i didn't even say uwu!!! 

Chan : I am going to uwu all your asses if you don't get down to morning training 

Porsche : on it

Pete : OMW

Arm : Rgr

Pol : See you soon, P'Chan

Big : ...Ken, are you still there

Ken : Yeah, why

Big : What do you think P'Chan means by "I'm gonna uwu all your asses"

Ken : You've got problems, mate

Big : ...

Ken : *sigh* Why don't you just ask him after training

Big : 👀

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If you liked this dialogue heavy, short format bit, check out my Daily Drabbles on AO3! Chapters are under 500 words, unrelated to each other, and full of unhinged nonsense.

[kendrickkittycat]

incorrect KinnPorsche quotes

Kinn: *About Porsche leaving him* I guess it makes sense. I can’t tell him I love him then take it back.

Chan: You WHAT?!

Korn: *coming into the room* Kinn-

Chan: GET OUT, OLD MAN!

[chanbig]

BONUS! live big reaction:

(it takes him ten minutes to realize that means chan has a crush on him)

[songtaegguk]

*Chan teaching self defense to young Theerapanyakuls*

Chan: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Tankhun, Kinn & Kim: Okay.

Chan: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Kinn: Bold of you to assume I don't have enough money.

Kim: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Tankhun: Bold of you to assume I can die.

[muleumpyo]

tfw you realize your boss (more like coworker. and friend. and recovery buddy. and workout partner. and constant companion for the last several months because you both survived multiple gunshot wounds and are healing together) is hot. like not just Hot™️, which has always been obvious, but hot to you. and you've known him for a long time but this is the first time you've allowed yourself to really look at him. and maybe over the past couple of months together you've developed kind of a thing for him. okay, not just kind of, but you really have a thing for him. and you feel the heat rise up your face and you want to lean in and kiss him. right now. like, why aren't you kissing him right now?

and all these thoughts come between one situp and the next.

EXTRA!! when you two finally get your shit together ⬇️

[iveneverdoneanythingwrong]