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this is hardly the worst post i've seen and at least someone's being like 'hm maybe we shouldn't' but i'm also losing my mind a bit. 'forcefem jokes can sometimes be a little overbearing and pushy' it's a noncon kink. it's a noncon kink. it's force.fem. I've seen jokes about covertly drugging people but even the goofy 'teehee forcefems you with forcefem lasers' type is about

it's a noncon kink

and I think a lot of people are doing it without malicious intent, because it's currently attained status of 'kink it's funny and silly to constantly talk about on tumblr instead of being Evil' and it's memetic and people seem to just see it as part and parcel of general... egg jokes and shit and don't seem to be into it as a kink themselves, but that doesn't make it not what it is, it just means that i lose my mind a little bit more every time I see someone go 'but... you mean we should refrain from making nonconsensual body/gender transformation kink jokes at random strangers???' while not even seeming to comprehend the term they are Saying With Their (online text) Mouth

(footnote: I have noncon kinks myself, this is not a judgement of noncon kinks or forcefem as a kink, just it being turned into this teehee funny meme that it's either ridiculous or like, a mystical new idea to be like 'don't say shit like that to/about people you don't know, at least')

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Start Wandows Ngrmadly

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tbh the whole concept of 'mad at you/mad at me island' sounds like an E. Nesbit short story, which might explain why it mildly irritates me

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A fun thing about fiction with large casts of characters is that sometimes you'll have a Spicy Bananas moment where every single character has an identical yet wildly atypical experience of some very mundane thing, and slowly you realise that the author isn't Making A Point, they just think that's normal.

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byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!

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searching for our missing friend at this haunted carnival is getting boring as fuuck. does anybody narratively disposable want to come have morally condemnable sex in the clown room with me

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sentence I just read on reddit ran "there was a snafu with the ganache" and i think these are some of the best syllables out there. there was a gnafu with the snanache. there was a snache with the ganafu. etc.

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if the vibes are off, close your document. stare at the wall. think about your protagonist’s childhood trauma. return stronger.

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Tintin Meets The Detectives

Art by Adam Murphy

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you resisted the forcefemmification beams for too long

Nope. Completely incorrect and wrong.

This is a decision that I made for myself. I made this choice because it's who I want to be. Not because someone else wanted me to for their own pleasure.

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you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker

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the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

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one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

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while I don’t agree with that referring to men in their 30s-early 40s as “old man yaoi”, I UNDERSTAND why many people who primarily consume honest-to-goodness BL manga are quicker to call it that, because there is just such poor representation for men that aren’t hairless dehydrated 20-something twunks. They’re wrong, but I get why it happens.

I also understand that “middle-aged yaoi” isn’t as fun to say as “old man yaoi”, even when it’s more technically accurate.

So I would like to propose new vocabulary: Grown Ass Yaoi. yaoi that’s grown ass men. they’re not old but they’re not young adults either. you get me? Grown Ass Yaoi

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TIL Humans domesticated dogs before they developed written language

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