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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
#also you're basically making out with someone's neck when you drink their blood#it's intimate! it's sexual!#stop trying to desexualize vampires I won't let you#vampire x reader#vampire#vampire boyfriend
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex#god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood#that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society#i don't know what to say i'm just so tired#politics#culture#queerphobia#lgbtqia#misogyny#<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy#patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights#so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized#purity culture#i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr
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Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her
#I was curious so I looked it up 1038 fics on ao3 tagged Taylor Swift and f/f#like I’m not necessarily encouraging people to go out and write rpf#but it’s wild that arguably the biggest musical artist right now who has a huge community speculating about her sexuality has so little fic#like this isn’t a good or bad thing I just think it’s interesting#idk I’m not actually a swiftie like that#like I listen to her music and keep up generally with what she’s doing but I’m not really in the fandom#so there might be something I’m missing
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Since it's pride month I'm going to say. Can we stop making fun of adults who don't have sex. Not even particularly asexuals, just general people who don't like sex personally or don't want to have it for whatever reason. It's just not great to portray people who don't have sex as weird losers or naive little kids or whatever, even as a joke
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Se entiende que la policía que investiga acusaciones históricas de delitos sexuales contra Russell Brand entregó el expediente a CPS | Noticias de Entidades y Artes
Se entiende que la policía que investiga acusaciones históricas de delitos sexuales contra Russell Brand entregó un expediente de pruebas al Servicio de Fiscalía de la Corona (CPS). Un comunicado de la Policía Metropolitana decía: “Tras una investigación realizada por Dispatches de Channel 4 y The Sunday Times en septiembre de 2023, la Met recibió una serie de informes de delitos sexuales por…
#acusaciones#Artes#Brand#contra#CPS#delitos#Entidades#entiende#entregó#expediente#históricas#investiga#noticias#policía#Russell#sexuales
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sea grunks bonding because I feel like the universe needs more of it
#also inserting my headcanons for their sexualities because I can#gravity falls#gravity falls comic#sea grunks#stan and ford#stanley pines#stanford pines
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i’m gonna say something controversial yet brave: sexuality labels are a convenient tool we use to define something that is undefinable
#you literally cannot change my mind#if you accept that sexuality is about something other than genitals than you also have to accept that there are going to be millions#of definitions for the same labels#and that’s okay#who you are attracted to cannot possibly ever be described with one word#put weirdo little brains and desires are too complex for that#*our#anyway#i’m right#bork bork!#5k
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It's like we all collectively forgot as a society that friendship and just connection in general takes effort. Even if you meet someone you immediately click with, it takes hanging out about 20 times (!) to become friends. And guess what, some of those 20 meetings might be awkward or unimpressive.
We all want to reap the benefits (having a friend circle, having a partner, getting married) without doing the work (going to events, interacting with people, learning to handle conflict maturely, dating). Myself included. If I could, I'd never leave the house or go on another mediocre date again... except, that's part of the process.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, the cure to the loneliness epidemic is touching some grass and building tolerance for tedious in-person interactions.
#yeah I did put on makeup just to go out with someone who doesn't know how to ask interesting questions#I'll do it again just to get to that special person#tagging this lesbian cause that's who my blog is for#but this is true regardless of sexuality#lesbian#dyke#sapphic#wlw#dykeposting#femme4butch#femme#femme lesbian#butch4femme#butch#butch lesbian
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#text#polls#asking for Me... ive been wondering what the average for this is for YEARS#my textbook says 8-10 years old#my experience i think is abnormal bc i identified as ace spec til i was like 16 And i think i actually Was#i think my sexuality changed due to factors probably but i dont think those factors were 'growing up'. yknow. especially bc i hit puberty#when i was like 8 i think
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El nivel de relaciones sexuales sin protección entre adolescentes es "preocupantemente alto", según la OMS
Esto está poniendo a los jóvenes en mayor riesgo de sufrir infecciones de transmisión sexual, abortos inseguros y embarazos no planificados. Los nuevos datos se publicaron como parte del estudio de varias partes sobre comportamiento de salud en niños en edad escolar, que encuestó a más de 242.000 jóvenes de 15 años en 42 países de Europa, Asia central y Canadá entre 2014 y 2022. Disminución…
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I'm wishing a very Happy Pride Month to all the queer people who:
are disabled
are chronically ill
can't celebrate for health reasons
disability gets in the way of their gender representation
disability got in the way of a relationship
don't have anyone to celebrate with
have homophobic caretakers
Happy Pride Month to all disabled queer people
#pride month#pride#queer#lgbt#lgbtq#lgbtq+#disability#chronic illness#june#disability pride#gay#lesbian#bi#trans#non binary#genderqueer#gender#sexuality#attraction#relationships#ace#asexual#aromantic#genderfluid#intersex#disabled#tumblr
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A las tropas en Japón se les prohíbe beber a altas horas de la noche después de una serie de presuntas agresiones sexuales en Okinawa
El comandante del ejército estadounidense en Japón finalmente ha endurecido las reglas sobre el consumo de alcohol para todas las tropas estacionadas en el país, meses después de que varios casos de alto perfil de agresión sexual y violación en Okinawa inflamaron las tensiones, y provocaron un inusual llamado reciente a imponer más restricciones por parte de un gobierno. General de la Marina y…
#agresiones#altas#beber#Después#horas#Japón#las#les#Noche#Okinawa#presuntas#prohíbe#Serie#sexuales#tropas#una
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Calypso: The stars are beautiful tonight.
Odysseus: You know who else is beautiful?
Calypso (blushing): Who?
Odysseus: Penelope.
#incorrect epic quotes#epic the musical incorrect quotes#epic#epic the musical#epic the wisdom saga#epic: the musical#epic: the wisdom saga#jorge rivera herrans#odysseus#the odyssey#calypso#odyssey#ody#love in paradise#epic musical#odypen#penelope#ody is penny's biggest simp lmao#he's penelope-sexual#odysseus x penelope#kinda funny#as all things should be
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had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo
#she said he’s going to get sexually confused I said he’s literally a dog I don’t think he’s got anything to be confused about#dkdjdkfkfkf#if I stop posting it’s cause I got jumped by a chain smoking fifty year old woman who has nothing better to do than call random dogs faggots
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