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“my child is fine”

it’s a fucking freak actually. wtf did you do to it? it only likes weird sex now.

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I have an eyelash in my eye :(

could someone please help me by giving me three thousand dollars

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indenting this post to add a little variety to the dashboard

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boy pussy is for breeding i wanna fuck a boy full until he's frothy and foaming and sticky and when i pull my strap out my cum is drooling and gushing out of his cunt just so i can stick it up his ass and watch his spasming pussy push out even more cum.

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dog whisperer but for spooky supernatural entities

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my tummy is upset. I have a headache. I want three hundred dollars. I need the person reading this to have a good day

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Worst dog name, go.

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People over on Twitter are really mad at you for your Trump post, puki.

They can die, it's okay

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and remember! life is never wasted if you spend any portion of it inconveniencing those in power

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thank you fish 🙏 i have a tummy bug and food isnt really working, but this post gave me +50hp

If you have not eaten anything today I have infused this text post with vitamins and minerals. you may lick this post for nutrients as a temporary solution but as soon as you can please eat something

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wish i was filthy rich so i could build my own secret lab explicitly for weird kinky experiments on tboys

for example: tying a tboy down and leaving him with a fucking machine in his hole and a vibrator and see how many orgasms he has over the course of 24 hours

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I have a deep and complex sadness within me. the complexity comes from the fact I have no idea what causes it

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my circus, my clowns, my tent. my acrobats, my lion tamers. BUT. listen. those monkeys were contract workers

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hey guys, I'm sorry to ask this but I'm going to need everybody's attention, forever. please pay attention to me

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for real we should nornalize tguys having more casual sex with each other. especially if they're on t and are having wildly increased sex drives. Speaking from experience it tends to genuinely drive you a bit insane if you don't get to fuck. It'll help us both get off, get sex experience, and make us feel more confident about our bodies

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do you think Elon musk actually tried to do the Nazi salute

PSHH! He definitely wasn't doing that one salute that everybody thinks of when you make that specific gesture. twice. No no, he was doing ANOTHER salute that no one had heard of prior to today!! We simply must agree that this is what he was doing, and not the really obvious thing that makes more sense given all of the context and pretext and subtext.

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reblog this to hug me