#sex and rockets

[philsmeatylegss]

If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.

[mail-me-a-snail]

and also look at my beautiful wife

[leresq]

[raccoonfallsharder]

★⋆.࿐࿔˚⋆˙‧₊ treats part two of you are cordially invited ★⋆.࿐࿔˚⋆˙‧₊

you are cordially invited masterlist ★⋆.࿐࿔˚⋆˙‧₊ kinktober 2024 | navigation | fanfiction masterlist 18+ only | no use of y/n | f!reader | 2/2 parts | word count: 38,774. read part two ★࿐࿔ treats now ★⋆.࿐࿔˚⋆˙‧₊ [COMPLETE 11/5]

caught in a maze of glass coffins and hunting for escape, you and your wolf stumble across some particularly lascivious pumpkins, resulting in something more-or-less akin to — well, possession. see below for warnings, kinks, and more info.

“C’mon, bunny,” Rocket says quietly, and you chew your lip desperately, looking up at him with eyes that feel bigger and needier than they’ve ever been before. Your face is dripping and your pussy is dripping and your thighs are dripping and you’re wet everywhere, and you just need—

“P-please,” you manage to choke out, finally coming to settle at his feet. “Please, Rocket—“ Your fingers brush his clawed toes and then flick up to his ankles — the hem of his pants. They knit uselessly — desperately — in the cloth covering his thighs.  “I love when they beg,” someone purrs. Your eyes skitter sideways, big and nervous and half-panicked, glassy with tears. “Don’t listen to them, sweetheart,” Rocket croons. “Just listen t’me. Focus on me.” “Get on with it,” someone drawls. “I’ve never seen Terran cunt before. Is it true they get all drippy?” “Lift her skirt,” someone else suggests idly, sounding almost as bored as the Timekeeper. “Lift her skirt and split her open.” A sob shudders out of your lungs because yes, you want that, you want that. And it’s fucking mortifying at the same time. “Look how she squirms,” the Epicure sneers. “She’s trying to rub her cunt while she sits there. She really is a leporid—“ “Look at me, bunny.”  You turn a shiny tear-glazed gaze with full-bloom pupils up at your Lupid. His eyes are gorgeous behind the wolvish mask: garnets and rubies and cordial cherries. Strawberry jolly ranchers, and cinnamon red-hots.  The orange pollen still glitters up his fur.  You see his throat work as he swallows again. When he speaks, his voice is hoarse and raspy. “Good girl,” he utters. The warmth of his praise drips over you like warm molten sugar, and you try to strangle down your whine. “You just think about me and close your eyes, okay?” You swallow too, and your tongue darts out — collecting more sugar-pollen off your lips. His eyes flick hotly down to your tongue and you can hear his growl, stifled quickly. You nod, and let your gold-dust lashes feather closed — trying to hold onto the image of him and his hard-candy eyes.  He must lean forward, because his breath puffs over your throat and your whole body buckles.  “Now turn around, and keep your eyes closed, and let me show you off a little, okay?”

part two ★࿐࿔ treats | you are cordially invited masterlist ★⋆.࿐࿔˚⋆˙‧₊ kinktober 2024 | navigation | fanfiction masterlist

KINKS: wolf/bunny play, exhibitionism, voyeurism, sex pollen, noncon/dubcon*, public sex, edging & overstim, dacryphilia, begging, praise/degradation, light humiliation, come-eating, too many orgasms, biting/marking, aftercare. *neither rocket nor reader are necessarily the "aggressor" in this scenario, but have both been forced to ingest an aphrodisiac by a third party.

CONTEXT: au based loosely on mcu vibes. resourceful reader is also a bit of a nihilist (expression of apathy toward life/death). caretaker reader/discussion of ill parent/parent death. the collector & his friends are creepy bastards (seriously i did the elders real dirty in this one). sub reader / dom rocket. HEA of course. warning for a no-smut first chapter, too much lore, + unhinged plant-science.

purple support/mdni banners by @/cafekitsune | gold rose & masquerade dividers by @/sweetmelodygraphics

[ytcomments-archive]

[chaotic-aro-incarnate]

People being confused on the hell does alpha/alpha work in Pit Babe..... like besties we're all in the gay drama fandom, we know how that works. Just cause they've got special scenting powers doesn't mean that gay sex doesn't exist

[theblackestofsuns]

“Ape Sex”

The Girl From H.O.P.P.E.R.S. (2007)

Jaime Hernandez

Fantagraphics Books

[nsfwphightinghcs]

Guhhhh egostarfollower threesome

Star being sandwiched between the two of them and they just go at him like animals as rough as they want leaving bites/marks even drawing blood and Starfollower takes it all while pathetic whining.. loving every second

Why does that sound kinda hot. HELP

[leresq]

Recently rewatched GOTG Vol. 2 and took some notes

Rocket has no real reason for stealing the batteries other than he wanted to

Rocket can't read sarcasm unless it's explicitly shown to him. He also doesn't understand insults unless he knows what they mean. Autism coded...

Drax has to be more than strong, he's got to be superhuman at this point. He was flung around by the monster that would have killed a human instantly, survived the pressure changes of going through a jump point without exploding, and was hit around by trees like a pinball. Gamora and maybe Nebula are the only ones I can see surviving that. Speaking of which how does Quill survive being thrown around by the monster without breaking any bones?

When Gamora says "If you'd flown with what's in between your ears instead of what's in between your legs" she points to Rocket for the latter half of that statement implying he wasn't castrated by the High Evolutionary. 👀

It's implied Rocket doesn't completely understand depth and 3D space when saying Ego was a tiny man which makes sense for a raccoon but also not for the best pilot in the galaxy.

"You didn't know cuz you didn't wanna know cuz it made you rich." Is a hard ass line

I don't know much about Kurt Russell's history in acting but him as a villain is fantastic

Rocket grooms himself with his tongue!!! So kitty!!!!!!

The fact that Drax connects being an old woman to being wise means his not understanding metaphor isn't an inherent trait and it also means nobody before this point has been able to indirectly teach him what things mean.

Rocket's singing voice hunghhhh... He also runs quadrupedal by instinct

Despite having such tiny and probably fragile hands Rocket can still punch hard. The way he grabs things meant for normal hands with his little grippy paws is so adorable!!!

Drax wasn't lying when he said he was humble. Despite being a bit reckless he rarely brags about himself at all.

Even though family story time about impregnation probably is not a good idea Drax is probably the most sex positive member of the group.

Ego says he made pain receptors yet he doesn't react to anything as if it hurts at all.

Nebula never was a sadist. Thanos made her become violent because he hurt her every time she lost, so she got more and more angry. If she successfully enacted her plan of torturing Thanos I don't think she would have enjoyed it, she would be delivering a sense of justice in her eyes. She doesn't talk about that plan with fondness, she talks about it like it's a hard job that'll take a lot of willpower to complete. Who knows how many years of Thanos' abuse were quickly replaced by love and she barely resisted being healed.

When Peter successfully forms the celestial energy Ego doesn't look into his son's eyes with pride, he looks at the energy with greed. Great subtle acting.

I don't think Drax meant to insult Mantis by calling her ugly, that was just an unfortunate moment of unfiltered honesty. The fact that he quickly changes the meaning so it's some kind of compliment is impressive and adorable.

When Peter says he sees Eternity I think he sees the thing from Thor 4. Ego's plan is to reach Eternity and wish for the universe to be completely and totally his.

The contrast of the majesty Ego supposedly shows Peter and the horror of Ego's genocidal design found by Gamora and Nebula with music is perfect

The crabby puppy so cute he makes me wanna die 😍

Kraglin is so cute he's had such a hard life he just needs a warm shower and a talking Russian dog for a best friend.

The reason Mantis could put Ego to sleep when he didn't want to isn't because she's super powerful (even though she is) it's because she's part celestial and maybe Ego happened to miss a little bit of the connection to the light she has.

Life isn't about trying to make everything perfect or exactly the way you want it to, it's about diversity. That's what Ego doesn't understand.

My headcanon is that Yondu is the only one of his crew that actually cared about hygiene. He looks relatively clean compared to everybody else.

The last real goodbye Gamora and Nebula had was in Vol. 2

Baby Groot finally being nice to Drax is cute.

[transmasc-malleus]

remembering when my grandma tried to scare me off about gay ppl as a kid by going “do you know where they put their genitals for sex? It’s disgusting!” 1) yes I came to that conclusion naturally the minute I picked up my first science book that showed straight sex. 2) why are you saying this to me as if I have a penis. Do you not know how lesbians have sex.

[raccoonfallsharder]

Chapter 1/3?: Blackmail Material

have some smut for your monday

a classic tale of "that fuckin raccoon found your sex-toy."

probably set post-endgame? friends-to-lovers, feel-good vibes, love confessions, exhibitionism/voyeurism, and just the tiniest bit of pussy-slapping. This will be three parts (maybe four) and may take a bit longer than my other fics to update. please remember to be 18+ and check the ao3 tags

“I’ll tell you what,” he offers up, still grinning that shit-eating grin. “I won’t say a word and I’ll give it back to you. You can even keep whatever batteries are in it.” That sounds too good to be true. You raise a brow and cross your arms in front of your breasts. “If?” “If you let me watch you use it,” he challenges, eyes daring you. “For science.”

Chapter 1/3: Blackmail Material

[steaksex]

Ohhh yeah baby.... gonna think about oc sex instead of myself having sex becaude it feels weird right now. Hashtag life hacks. Scully you need to get a sick thrill at beatinf someone up, an even sicker thrill when they beat you up. Scully you need someone to break your nose and bruise your rib and hold you down and strangle you with intent to kill. And in the moment yoire busy trying not to die but later you realize youre wet as hell from it. Touch the bruises and press into them idly, use that as a surrogate for masturbation. Maybe when yoire home and sure nobody will be within five miles of you, try choking yoirself before backing out and feeling ashamed. Aint the same anyhow. Scully you need to grind on someones ass while you have them in a headlock and call em a sissy. Peace and love

[elegant-fleuret]

Me: *10,000 words deep into the first chapter of my smut fic, still haven't gotten to the smut and feeling insecure*

Babbo: no one is going to read your fic for the plot, they just want to fuck the raccoon

[evolvingchaoswitch]

Rocketober: Day 8 Drinking or Free part 2

TW: Dubious consent

You are trapped arms under your torso, ass in the air with your head to the ground as your aphrodisiac fueled crew mate crawled towards you; you could just make out Rockets form in the darkness. You could feel as his claw tipped paws started to slowly remove your pants off of  you like peeling a ripe fruit, you could hear the hitch of his breath followed by a low growl as the smell of your dripping pussy must have hit his keen senses. You couldn’t help but whimper as you felt him blow hot air over the vulnerable folds before him, you cursed how easily the slick fluids of your arousal flowed during your ovulation; maybe that was why you couldn’t bring yourself to make him stop.

Rocket laid a trail of kisses from the top of your mons pubis just above your cliteros before moving his attention to lay sloppy kisses on the sensitive skin just beyond your outer lips. You feel as your neuro pathways ignited into a thrumming heat that stoked sensation in every section of your body, the cold stone beneath you did not help to cool you down only contributed to teasing you as your now erect nipples were dragged slightly by Rocket’s ministrations forcing you to lean slightly forward. Rocket slipped his maw deep into the dripping folds before lashing his tongue around your aching walls, drinking in your cum as if it was the first drink he was able to get in days. The whorish moans that tumbled from your lips quickly echoed throughout the cave as a sinful symphony of slurred words and firm clit suction filled the silence.

Rocket claws gripped your hips leaving tiny pin pricks in your skin that welled with small droplets of blood, he didn’t want his meal to move an inch till he felt sated and he wasn’t satisfied yet. You felt delirious from the pleasure as you felt Rocket move his mouth up to start rimming the delicate ring that was your asshole. You hips bucked desperately as Rockets tongue pushed into your tight passage slowly fucking it looser and you continued to do the only thing you could which was add to the sounds of the cave. You could feel as his cock lined up against the entrance to your asshole “This is all the restraint I can muster sweatheart or I’m going to fuck you till your ripe with my kits” if he didn’t have a good grip on your hips you would have sunk into the floor when your quivering knees gave out. 

Rocket had done too good of a job in making sure your asshole was well lubricated as his cock slipped from one rosy hole into the warm slippery depths of your pussy. You let out a quivering moan when he rutted up against you causing delicious friction to rub against your g-spot for a few minutes moaning to himself “No gotta be good” before sliding out and trying to slip within your ass again. As he slowly slid past the tight ring of muscles he had touched something on your suit so you could use your arms again, placing them forward to brace yourself in doggy as Rocket simultaneously removed your top and bra. 

It took a few slow moments for Rocket to fully seat himself inside your ass, stroking your back gently as you trembled, body slick with sweat as Rocket let out soothing trills to help get you to calm; you were getting the idea that words were starting to become hard for him as the pollen flooded his body. Once your body was relaxed allowing him to fully sink he, Rocket started with slow shallow thrusts to let your rectum get used to the intrusion before beginning to increase the tempo a little bit at a time till it built into quick thrusts. The wet slapping of fur to skin joined the sounds of the cave as Rocket pounded out the last bit of sense you had left in your body before spilling his first shot into your wanton hole letting out a gloriously savage snarl as he did so.

You could feel as he slowly pulled out, cum leaking from your anus as you laid nude on the cold stone of the cave trying to soothe the trembling of your body and deciding to roll on your back to see if the stone on your back will help return your temperature to normal. You look into Rocket’s glowing jasper coloured eyes as an aftershock riffles through your body, as if this orgasm is stronger because Rocket is able to see machinations of it as it washes over you.

Rocket’s eyes roam over your body still hungry before focusing his attention back on the glistening treasure that was your cunt. The small bit of reasoning that Rocket had left to fight the contaminant allowed him the sense to wipe off his cock on a discarded piece of clothing before sliding into your pussy once more giving your hips matching claw marks on the front. You could feel your legs wrapped around him pulling Rocket even deeper into you, and a thought came to mind that perhaps the pollen had also affected you too but you didn’t care.

All you wanted to do was to be filled as many times as Rocket was able to, coating every section of your insides till there was nothing left unclaimed within you and Rocket was more than happy to claim every inch of you that he could.

Mission Success.

@raccoonfallsharder (you made a comment of wanting to see more and I do deliver) @glow-autumz @rebel-21 @funkydancingdinosaur

@honeypleasesugar

[theblackestofsuns]

"Ape Sex!"

Perla La Loca (2007)

Jaime Hernandez

Fantagraphics Books

[tommyssupercoolblog]

Headmates fuck sometimes in case you didn't know that