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january aspirations

for those anxiously waiting, cicatrix .⋆☁︎ :꧂already has more chapters drafted but will be paused until mid/late february to give me some recovery-time from this busy season of writing and life lol.

wednesday, january 1 (tentative). borealis | kiss me at midnight | mcu | oneshot. ❤︎❤︎

thursday, january 9. ✩࿐࿔ take what you need | cook some goddamn food | for @pretty-in-possible ✮

thursday, january 16. rocket raccoon prompt week | day seven. bite. | ao3 crosspost ✮

thursday, january 23. borealis | abominable | mcu | oneshot. ❤︎❤︎

thursday, january 30. ✩࿐࿔ take what you need | clean your frickin' room | for nonnie ✮

other things i'm working on for february and beyond...

february estimates

thursday, february 6. the raccoon, the witch, & the roadtrip | part four. south dakota. | ao3 crosspost ✮

thursday, february 13. florescence❀. chapter six year five: dispersal. ❤︎❤︎ FINALE.

thursday, february 20. ✩࿐࿔ take what you need | reserved | ao3 poster ✮

thursday, february 27. cicatrix | chapter twenty-seven. la gaudière. ✩

march estimates

thursday, march 6. defiance | oneshot | mcu ✮✩

thursday, march 13. the raccoon, the witch, & the roadtrip | part five. montana. | ao3 crosspost ✮

thursday, march 20. cicatrix. | chapter twenty-eight. | anderance. ✩

thursday, march 27. Domestic Scenes in Space Travel. Untitled. FINALE. ❤︎❤︎

april estimates

thursday, april 3. cicatrix. | chapter twenty-nine. | amoransia. ??

thursday, april 10. the raccoon, the witch, & the roadtrip | part six. idaho. washington. | ao3 crosspost ✮

thursday, april 17. cicatrix. | chapter thirty. | dolorblindness. ??

thursday, april 24. love is blind: andromeda. | episode one. ✩

may estimates.

thursday, may 1. cicatrix. | chapter thirty-one. | ??. ??

thursday, may 8. the raccoon, the witch, & the roadtrip | part seven. you've arrived at your destination. | ao3 crosspost ✮

thursday, may 15. cicatrix. | chapter thirty-two. | mauerbauertraurigkeit. ??

thursday, may 22. hot local dads in your spaceport | oneshot ??

thursday, may 29. cicatrix. | chapter thirty-three. | ??. ??

resume crosspostingto ao3

ᯓ⋆｡°✩practice: an eidos-rocket minific ✩

fistful of sunlight✩

new/ongoing projects

love is blind: andromeda. | episode two. ✩❤︎

possible spring one-shot [sex-pollen!]. could get moved to kinktober. ❤︎‬❤︎

untitled expansive maneuvers expansion. chapter one. ✩ ❤︎‬ ❤︎‬❤︎

universe killer [1/4]. ✩

other future projects

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me WRITING anything lol

seriously the amount of time i spend with a tape measure is stupid

me reading smut and calculating in my head the positions the characters are in

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i didn’t love the first movie right away. my initial reaction after vol1 was “ugh. i wish this series was going to be more about rocket and groot than star-lord.” (i’m sorry! i like to uplift pete when i can but i usually find him so enraging… and i was ALWAYS all-in on rocket. I would’ve watched just his sequences a million times over - which tbh is also how I read the comics)

in vol 2, seeing more of rocket’s story — and more of yondu, more of gamora and nebula’s relationship, the meaningful interactions between drax and mantis — that’s what sold me on the series. and it made me appreciate vol1 more (even the non-rocket parts)

but vol3 (in addition to breaking my heart and reforming it 27million times) really had me appreciating the artistry and symmetry of all the narrative & character arcs in the story, including the way rocket & pete serve as foils for each other in terms of their interpersonal relationships & boundaries & growth. ♡ i love the way op phrased it!

sidenote: nebs does NOT get enough credit as one of rocket’s nearest & dearest. while pete & rocket are foils on complementary journeys, nebula & rocket are reflections of each other, on similar journeys together. i could write an essay on these two i love them SO much

me after vol. 1: this movie is amazing and this franchise will obviously be all about Star-Lord

me after vol. 2: oh wait, is this actually all about Rocket?

me after vol. 3: this beautiful trilogy about family is a yin/yang tale of Rocket and Peter learning to adjust their boundaries around how much they rely on themselves to deal with trauma vs. how much they rely on other people to deal with trauma

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2024 in review ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

navigation | full fanfiction masterlist | see last year's review fluff ✮ | spice ✩ | some smut ❤︎ | much smut ❤︎❤︎

well, it's been a long and difficult year lol. i got less writing done than i wanted ~ but still managed to meet most some of my writing goals for the year!

fandom moves so fast these days. i feel like i've watched so many people come and go since summer 2023! and i've been so lucky to connect with the folks that have stuck around as well. for those of you wondering, please rest assured that as long as i can keep my writing motivation up, i'll still be here in the rocket raccoon fandom (i already have plans for all of 2025 loosely lined up)!~

altogether, we have:

46 WORKS in my ao3 library ✮ | ✩ | ❤︎‬ | ❤︎‬❤︎ ~ 20+ since Jan 2024

20+ HEADCANONS & 20+ IMAGINES on tumblr ✮ | ✩ ~ 10+ headcanons since Jan 2024 ~ 10+ imagines since Jan 2024

19 "TAKE WHAT YOU NEED" ONESHOTS, written at your request. ✮ ~ 11 since Jan 2024

a new separation of the main masterlist into SFW , NSFW, and collections masterlists, and the addition of the art masterlist.

here's the highlight-reel!~

The Finished Longform (February 2024): i completed Window Across the Galaxy at twenty-seven chapters and 235,940 words. so far it continues to be my favorite thing i've ever written. (i recently made a lil moodboard for it, too!) ♡

Window Across the Galaxy. ❤︎‬❤︎ 18+ only MDNI | rocket x f!oc | 27/27 chapters | word count: 235,940. girl falls first; raccoon falls harder. rocket is captured by a ravager crew hoping to get rich off the excessively large bounty on his head. throwing a wrench in everyone’s plans is the terran girl they hired to do some freelance assessing on a recent haul of goods they’ve seized from a xandaran luxury liner. oops. see post for warnings & context.

Everyone's Fave Oneshot (August 2024): i was threatening to write overheard on the bowie for like a hundred years before it finally came out. in terms of kudos, it's right up there with adorations and Outer Space Safety & Spaceship Maintenance Training.

overheard on the bowie ❤︎‬❤︎ 18+ only MDNI | f!reader | word count: 12,973. rocket laments building the bowie with such thin walls between bunks. ie, you haven’t been able to get off in a while, and your neighbor knows it. see post for warnings.

Everyone's Fave Midlengths (July and October 2024): triple-shots are always the hardest, but it was SO much fun to write both of these.

windfall. (a meetgroot) ❤︎‬❤︎ 18+ only MDNI | f!reader | 3/3 parts | word count: 44,521. semi-shy ultrafeminine touch-deprived reader tries to avoid meeting knowhere’s intimidating captain. is profoundly unsuccessful. see post for warnings & context. sunshine. ❤︎‬❤︎ 18+ only | no use of y/n | f!reader | 4/4 parts | word count: 37,320. you take a stranger home for a night of celebration. why not? after all, it’s not like there will be any longterm ramifications. see post for warnings & context.

My Personal Fave (November 2024): i had this idea rattling around in my head for like a year and kinktober seemed like the right time to write it!

you are cordially invited. ❤︎‬❤︎18+ only | no use of y/n | f!reader | 2/2 parts | word count: 38,775. you'd do anything for enough money to care for your ailing mother — including agreeing to a night working for the collector. too bad you weren't more prepared to be part of the entertainment.

other notables from 2024~

Fave Smut Scenes (From Longer Works): Chapter 5/6 Year Four: Formation of florescence❀ ❤︎‬❤︎ (September 2024)

everything blossoms. WARNINGS: dirty talk, seduction, striptease, fellatio, praise to the nth power, body worship, nervous rocket, implied dom rocket, dirty talk, mentions of sex toys and anal play and tit-fucking and The Tail, (accidental?) sensation play/marking with claws, use of "slut" (affectionate), mentions of creative positions, aftercare, outdoor sex, lots of feelings. a near break-up.

chapter sixteen. craxis. of cicatrix. ❤︎‬❤︎ (July 2024)

pearl considers the problem of sovereign. WARNINGS: smutty-smut while rocket wears his cute lil goggles. cockwarming. dirty-talk. praise. mentions of gagging and one light spank. use of “slut”/”whore” (affectionate). aftercare.

chapter twenty-two. falesia. of cicatrix. ❤︎‬❤︎ (September 2024)

pearl is punished. WARNINGS: continued trauma-related anxiety & general insecurity. smutty-smut with a safeword discussion, d/s vibes, “punishment” (affectionate), nipple play (discussion of clamps), and orgasm control/delay. followed by soft romantic sex with a tiny bit of overstim, && tons of dirty talk as per frickin’ usual.

Fave One-Shots:

cold hands, warm thighs. ✩ (November 2024) spice | gn reader | word count: 5,122. the best thing about landing on cold planets is the warming-up part afterward.for @/leresq. see post for warnings. bite. ✩ (March 2024) low-grade spice & fluff | gn reader | word count: 2,266. you run into a familiar stranger at your place of work and end up flirting madly. or, a raccoon walks into a bar. machinery. ✩ (March 2024) semi-romantic angst & fluff | gn reader | word count: 1,946. rocket manipulates you into stealing something for him. what wouldn't you do for a pair of pretty almandine eyes? see post for warnings.

evasive maneuvers ❤︎‬❤︎ (October 2024) ~ ok, ok, this one is a double-shot! 18+ only | no use of y/n | f!reader | 2/2 parts | word count: 15,595. rocket promises you an abundance of rewards in return for your assistance brushing up on some of his old résumé skills. an expansion on day 9 of kinktober 2023.

Most Words Written (March 2023 - ongoing): i don't know if this one will live up to Window Across the Galaxy in terms of quality (though i am really loving it so far) but we have already exceeded window's wordcount. also, please check out the masterlist for the amazing, beautiful fan art that this fic has been gifted. the generous creativity of people reading this story has truly been one of the highlights of my 2024.

cicatrix.❤︎‬❤︎ 18+ only MDNI | rocket x f!oc | 26/40+ | word count: 272,062+. [WIP] a story about scars. two survivors learn about themselves, each other, hope, and the universe. a freakish little monster visits the high evolutionary’s bride on her wedding night. an adventure of intergalactic proportions ensues. aka raccoons make plans; the universe laughs. see post for warnings & context.

what's next?~

You can find all of my 2025 aspirations described with a little more detail in the longterm projects posts, but here's the rundown!

january

borealis: year two. kiss me at midnight. ❤︎❤︎

take what you need. 20 & 21. ✮

borealis: year two. abominable. ❤︎❤︎

february

take what you need. 22. ✮

florescence❀. chapter six year five: dispersal. ❤︎❤︎ FINALE.

cicatrix. chapter twenty-seven. la gaudière. ✩

march

defiance. oneshot. ✮✩

cicatrix . chapter twenty-eight & twenty-nine.

Domestic Scenes in Space Travel. Untitled. FINALE. ❤︎❤︎

april

cicatrix. chapter thirty & thirty-one.

love is blind: andromeda [1/5]. ✩ ❤︎‬ ❤︎‬❤︎

may

cicatrix. chapter thirty-two & thirty-three.

hot local dads in your spaceport. oneshot. ✩ ❤︎‬ ❤︎‬❤︎

june

cicatrix. chapter thirty-four & thirty-five.

possible spring one-shot [sex-pollen!]. could get moved to kinktober. ❤︎‬❤︎

july

cicatrix. chapter thirty-six & thirty-seven.

love is blind: andromeda [2/5]. ✩ ❤︎‬ ❤︎‬❤︎

untitled expansive maneuvers expansion. chapter one. ✩ ❤︎‬ ❤︎‬❤︎

august

cicatrix. chapter thirty-eight & thirty-nine.

possible summer one-shot. rating tbd.

untitled evasive maneuvers expansion. chapter two. ✩ ❤︎‬ ❤︎‬❤︎

september

cicatrix. chapter forty.

universe killer [1/4]. ✩ ❤︎‬ ❤︎‬❤︎

untitled evasive maneuvers expansion. chapter three & four. ✩ ❤︎‬ ❤︎‬❤︎

october

kinktober 2025. 3-4 parts. ❤︎‬❤︎

love is blind: andromeda [3/5]. ✩ ❤︎‬ ❤︎‬❤︎

november

autumn cozy collection. 4 parts. ✮ ✩ ❤︎‬ ❤︎‬❤︎

universe killer [2/4]. ✩ ❤︎‬ ❤︎‬❤︎

december:

borealis: year three. 4 parts. ✮ ✩ ❤︎‬ ❤︎‬❤︎

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I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

sleep

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me after vol. 1: this movie is amazing and this franchise will obviously be all about Star-Lord

me after vol. 2: oh wait, is this actually all about Rocket?

me after vol. 3: this beautiful trilogy about family is a yin/yang tale of Rocket and Peter learning to adjust their boundaries around how much they rely on themselves to deal with trauma vs. how much they rely on other people to deal with trauma

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welcome to the knowhere christmas party. *ੈ𑁍*⋆꙳ [new 12/28]

borealis: year two | navigation | fanfiction masterlist romantic fluff & low-grade spice | no use of y/n | gn reader | oneshot | word count: 13,251. read welcome to the knowhere christmas party. *ੈ𑁍*⋆꙳ on ao3

the worst thing about being a single dad is the number of meddling matchmakers rocket’s gotta deal with during the holidays. that's where you come in.

CONTEXT/WARNINGS: mcu-based, post vol3. this was supposed to be spicy but honestly it's mostly just romantic silly fluff. there are swears (i don't usually warn for this but my usual rating is a lot higher lol) and some suggestiveness. rocket calls you gorgeous 2x and beautiful ad infinitum. reader wears a snowflake tiara toward the end. also, this piece is minimally edited, but i hope you enjoy anyway and that it's not too late for the holidays!

Nebula’s lip purses thoughtfully. “I can see that. That mechanic down in the Mandible could be a good match.” And just like that, Rocket’s no longer feeling vulnerable — no longer gutted by guilt and wistfulness. “No,” he snarls. “Absolutely not.” “What about the orloni peddler Ssssaralami was trying to set you up with?” “I am Groot,” Groot interjects drily. “I ain’t innerested,” Rocket reminds them with a low growl. He can feel his tail slashing the air behind him, and his fingers curl into dark-clawed fists. Somewhere, someone shouts a happy laugh. “I keep tellin’ you—“

“Hello, Captain! Nebula! Groot! What are you talking about? Are you excited for the party?” Rocket feels the cringe start in the tip of his nose. His eyes squeeze shut and his lip curls back, and then his ears flatten and his shoulders hunch and he has to fight the impulse not to tuck his tail and pick up one foot in a full-body flinch. The next set of pulleys rattles and Drax bellows as another candy-cane starts to float upward. Dammit, Cosmo. “I am Groot,” Groot supplies, and Rocket glowers. At least Nebs has the good sense not to bring this shit up in front of— “Oh!” Cosmo exclaims excitedly, and then releases an eager yip before darting in a quick circle around Rocket. “We can help with this! Is easy! Adam is keeping list—“ “No,” Rocket snaps. His teeth grit so hard he can taste the bitterness of his own enamel, flaking on his tongue. “For fuck’s sake, no. Don’t you all have enough to do with planning the frickin’ party? And Cosmo, if you think I’m letting you and Adam set me up again, you’re outta your moronic mutt mind—“ “I thought she was very pretty,” Cosmo interrupts, dropping to her haunches and rumbling a protest at the insult. “And Adam said you’d find her attractive, no?” “She was a cop,” Rocket growls. “I got standards. An’ I didn’t agree to the damn date in the first place! You frickin’ tricked me into it!”

read more on ao3 *ੈ𑁍*⋆꙳ borealis: year two | navigation | fanfiction masterlist borealis: year one | winter headcanons

holiday light & multicolor tinsel garland dividers by @/strangergraphics | digital-aesthetic support banners by @/adornedwithlight

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Soft Fairy Lights

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🎄🦝🎁🌟❄️☃️🎄🦝🎁🌟❄️☃️🎄

!!! Merry Christmas Fallsharder!!!

⋆｡༄⋆˚⊹ I hope you had a very festive and fun joy filled holiday wherever you are out there in the world :D!!! ⋆｡༄⋆˚⊹

🎄🦝🎁🌟❄️☃️🎄🦝🎁🌟❄️☃️🎄

so sweeeeeet! this emoji chain is like a perfect holiday garland, with that lil raccoon face right in the middle of it. thank you so much for the good wishes, my darling. i have been hard at work trying to get these holiday tales done, you know. santa's done getting his gifts and his coal delivered accordingly, but i'm hoping to get some fluff and spice and a lil bit of smut out to the nice kids and naughty kids alike!~

merry christmas to yourself as well. i hope you had all your favorite holiday foods, and were surrounded by people who love you and whose company you enjoy. and as we approach the new year, i hope that you have another night of holiday joy, full of hope for the future and so much laughter that your belly hurts. i'm so grateful for your kindness and thoughtfulness and your warm christmas wishes, little deer! ♡♡♡♡

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Thank you for all of the work you write. I love Rocket so much and the holidays are soooo hard for me. I didn’t see anyone today :( but thinking about rocket, and the way you write him, makes me happy. Keep up your work lovely! I hope you have a Merry Christmas! 🫂 -🦉

sweet snowflake-shaped silver-frosted sugar-cookie.

firstly, thank you. i’m humbled and honored and grateful to have been able to share just a smidge of comfort with you this year. and i am so touched that you took the time to let me know. thank you, little owlet. you’re so very kind and clearly have a generous, loving heart, and it seems clear to me that anyone would be fortunate to be able to share their holiday with you.

i know you probably know this, but i think it’s worth saying: the holidays are SO goddamn hard. at their best, they are lovely and full of love ~ but that only means that they can become more complicated and bittersweet for those of us who currently have loneliness, or sorrow, or anger. and sometimes, they are excruciating.

i suspect rocket-fans know this even better than most, which is to say that no matter how lonely and isolated you may feel, you aren’t alone in this experience.

i know this does you little good right now, but ~ truly, from the bottom of my heart ~ i hope future years bring you quiet, cozy, sparkly little celebrations with people who you love and who love you in turn, who give you exactly the support you need and the encouragement you crave, and who help you understand how worthy you are of that kind of care. and i hope you find yourself with a lovely little treasure-chest of your very own favorite seasonal holiday traditions: some that you share with these other people, whom i just know are coming and will be excited to be part of your life when they get there ~ and some that are sacred and special and just for you, and make you feel centered and grounded and hopeful and connected, to the world and the galaxy and everything around you.

and i hope you know ~ i’m not typing this and then forgetting it. it’s a wish i have for you that i am bringing into the new year with me. i’ll think of you often, and hope it’s coming true, even if it takes some time.

may next christmas bring you a full heart and overflowing home, little love.

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Hello! Just here to say Happy Christmas/holydays/new year! You’re amazing and I wish you health and happiness, lots of inspiration, peace of mind and love because we all need it. I think you’re amazing and incredibly talented I’m just too shy to talk to you. Anyway happy Christmas 👉👈

sweetheart!!! you don’t need to be shy! (but it’s also okay to be shy~) honestly it’s so sweet of you to think of me and i’m so very grateful that you would take the time and energy to send such lovely, kindhearted wishes my way. it’s an honor when we get to chat (however briefly) and it’s a privilege to be thought of so kindly. thank you so very much, i am actually tearing up a little

thank you from the bottom of my heart for each of these sweet warm wishes and know that i hope for the same for you. you are so creative and clever, and i love how you commit yourself to practicing and learning new skills. the storylines and characters you’ve been gracious enough to share with me have been fascinating; your drawings are lovely; and i love hearing about the projects you’re working on (both in and outside of the fandom). thank you for being you and for putting your creativity and artistry out into the world in so many ways, and if you celebrate christmas, i hope it has been a very happy one too. and either way, may you still have the loveliest, shiniest, most beautiful of days ahead of you ♡♡♡

ps please give shiro my love

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reading your smut on the couch beside my mom as we watch guardians of the galaxy together, THIS IS LIVING. sincerely, girl who relates to angel reader too much ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

this made me giggle and kick my feet, like, TRULY. i am still blushing and giggling. my partner is like “are you ok tho?” honestly, so glad i could be part of making this happen ‧⁺◟( ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀ ) thank you for one of the best gifts i can imagine. this honestly filled me with so much merriment and delight i feel like a happy little bundle of holiday lights

(also i LOVE angel-reader and i’m so happy you relate to her. i’ve been thinking about another shy-reader but I have so many ideas and increasingly limited time to write, so we’ll see what happens, my little perfect pomegranate seed. either way, thank you for your kindness and support. it truly means the absolute world to me and i appreciate you so much ♡♡♡)

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reblogging to keep someone cozy this week ♡ find more:

borealis: year one

borealis: year two

winter headcanons

comfort collection

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ snow & stars ⋆❅₊⁺⋆

back to borealis: year one | winter headcanons | navigation | fanfiction masterlist 18+ only MDNI | no use of y/n| f!reader | oneshot | word count: 16,450. read snow & stars ⋆❅₊⁺⋆ on ao3 now.

citing a lack of "team spirit," corporate requires you to attend the annual holiday office party (off the clock, of course) if you want to be eligible for your raise. luckily, the new guy makes things... interesting. see below for context/warnings.

You’ve lost track of the conversation again. Snorak and Rikatikbolok are droning on about something – the increasing cost of holo-color cartridges, maybe, and its impact on the quarterly budget – and you wonder for the five-hundredth time if you’ve put in enough of an appearance to go home without the Supervisor breathing down your neck next time you see them. You tug at the hem of your snug dress: crimson faux-velvet, pretty and stretchy and a little bit clingy. Cute for the winter holidays, you’d thought — until Snorak hadn’t been able to keep his stare off your thighs.

“What do you think?” Rikatikbolok asks, turning to you. You try to remember which office he’s in. Mergers and Acquisitions, maybe? You blink over the plastic rim of your disposable wine glass. “I–” You buy a moment by taking another sip of your watered-down rosé, and grope for something suitably vague and money-related. “I think the real problem is inflation.” Rikatikbolok blinks at you. “Uh–” “You didn’t say she was smart,” Snorak interrupts, glaring at his friend. You think he might be from Accounting. “I don’t wanna fuck a smart girl.” You almost choke on your wine. Rikatikbolok is waving his hands in apology and surrender. “I–” “It’s your lucky day,” you tell Snorak from Accounting. “I don’t wanna fuck a jackass.” Snorak scowls at Rikatikbolok. “And she’s a bitch.” You raise your cheap, company-provided drink in a mock-salute. “May all your potential partners see exactly who you are,” you toast him with a sparkling smile, “long before you have a chance to get them into bed. Now, if you’ll excuse me—” You squeeze past them, making a beeline for the cocktail table in a far corner of the open lobby. It’s shadowy over there, and currently vacant. You lean your ribs against the edge of the little table and set your wine down, toying with some of the cheap, shiny snowflake-confetti gleaming on top of the disposable table cloth. The conference hall has been strung with old, reused crinkle-paper streamers and crumpled silver snowflake decorations to celebrate the Turning of the Multicalendar — and intergalactic event, but one which holes particular significance here in the Alpha Centauri system. Personally, you’d rather be at home in your snug little apartment on Station Six, sipping mulled wine and waiting for the midwinter fireworks tomorrow night — but the Supervisor’s word is currently as good as law, you suppose. Trapped here in Timely, Inc’s corporate-lobby-turned-party-hall, people of all genders, body shapes, and species trundle aimlessly around the room, flirting badly and trying desperately to get drunk on the watered-down booze. Crimped lines of tiny string-lights snake awkwardly around support columns and maybe, if they’d dimmed the fluorescent overhead lights, it all could’ve passed as charming. Instead, it just looks cheap and a little sad. “Oh, but isn’t he the cutest thing?” You wince, but no amount of flinching can block out the sound: Wevvie Wozbaaarg’s shrill voice demands to be noticed. It even punches through the dull cacophony of the dismal little holiday gathering. “He is! I just want to play with his ears!”

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CONTEXT/WARNINGS: comics-based, very loosely inspired by the Timely, Inc arc in Annihilators (2010, Issue 1), though i like... truly cannot abide timothy green ii's style of rocket in this series. try to imagine a nice jorge coelho or valerio schiti. mild exhibitionism, mild degradation, praise, use of "slut"/"whore" (affectionate), begging, pet names, impact play (one? ass smack i think?), pinching, dirty talk, mentions of oral sex. lotsa fluff. i'm not super-well-versed in the annihilators arc because so many of the characters involved bore me to actual tears so apologies for anything that isn't strictly comics-canon. you don't need to have any real comics-knowledge to ride this ride.

not me writing almost forty pages of smut. jk its like fifteen pages of tension, fifteen pages of fucking, and ten pages content. ANYWAY minimal editing on this bad boy - i only finished writing it two days ago and i like to give myself longer than that to come at it with fresh eyes, so i hope it is tolerable! this is the last holiday oneshot (at least for this year - maybe i'll keep adding to this collecting next holiday season). thank you for being such sparkly little holiday lights in the darkest nights of midwinter, and may you keep cozy and warm and be well-loved, always. i hope 2024 brings only the best and most hopeful of things into your lives.

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[raccoonfallsharder]

I just need to say you're such a passionate and dedicated writer, your posts are formatted so beautifully it feels illegal that I'm allowed to scroll through them, you're an absolute foundational pillar to such a niche part of the internet, and I need you to know how much your work is appreciated. :)

sometimes i linger over asks like this because they are SO fucken sweet and they just melt my heart and wrap me in so much warmth. i am in the northern states for the holidays this year and it’s lovely. yesterday i was out driving and it felt like i was driving through the holiday aisle at a craft store. every tuft of grass and tree-twig was glittering. which is to say, it’s gorgeous and COLD lol. and this sweet note just warmed me right up from my frozen fingertips to my icy toes. i am so privileged and honored and lucky to be one small piece of such an amazing and generous community

thank you for being so kind, and taking the time and energy to write me such a sweet, thoughtful, heartwarming, generous message. this truly perked me right up, better than a hot mug of peppermint mocha. i’m treasuring it always. thank you, sugarplum. i hope you always, always find the perfect new comfort fic right when you need it most — one where you can relate to everything the characters are going through, one that reassures you that you are lovable and deserving of good things, and that reminds you that everything will eventually turn out okay.

you deserve all that, and so much more.

[raccoonfallsharder]

reblogging to keep someone cozy this week ♡ find more:

borealis: year one

borealis: year two

winter headcanons

comfort collection

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every winter, rocket comes to your place to celebrate the holidays and take a nap. see below for context/warnings. sequel now posted as part of borealis: year two.

The first time it had happened, you had been so frightened that you’d almost contacted Pete. 

Shivering and shaking like you’d been left in a snowdrift, you’d picked up the comm that Rocket had left you — just in case, he’d said grouchily, just in case you ever need to get a hold of us — and your finger had hovered an inch over the button that would hail Star-Lord and the Guardians of the Galaxy. And then, out of nowhere — saving you, really, because Pete would never have let Rocket live it down, and Rocket might have murdered you in fair exchange — the thought had occurred to you. Do raccoons hibernate?

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CONTEXT/WARNINGS: mcu-based. can be read romantically or platonically. just pure feel-good shit, warm as cocoa and twice as sweet. sequel now posted as part of borealis: year two.

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[raccoonfallsharder]

i need more eidos rocket fanfics PLEASE IVE BEEN STARVED

pretty please (╥﹏╥)

sparkly little holiday-gumdrop, my perfect frosted four-leaf clover, i have an eidos-rocket fic coming out in about a month. it’ll be the final story for this year’s borealis collection. i hope i do it justice (eidos-rocket always makes me insecure lol) and that it is everything you’re yearning for my love ♡♡

i am also considering having an eidos collection masterlist so you can just find all the eidos content more easily. maybe i’ll even add on eventually!

may your week be full of merry little lights and twinkly stars, and if you’re somewhere cold may you have lots of lovely things like quilts and hot chocolate and hugs (if you want them) to keep you warm. i hope you are experiencing restful nights full of quiet sleep and lovely, glittery dreams and days thy feel full of hope and love and the potential for happy futures.

[raccoonfallsharder]

Rocket loved his humie, nearly always utterly adored him, loved him, sometimes hated him only because David could be infuriating in a good way. Now was one of those times--the device he'd just GIVEN Rocket - this amazing Tablet, two of them - filled with treasures from Terra, Earth.

Pictures and Video of Raccoons, his species, his predecessors, his ancestors, where he'd come from.

Stories of high adventure and derring do, stuff that blew his mind.

That game, Baldur's Gate III, where he was STILL encountering stuff he'd never seen before.

… and the MUSIC, all-flarkin'-hell the MUSIC on the Tablet, from the 50's to the 80's to later, nothing like what Quill had on his crappy Walkman, nothing Peter Quill would ever get to hear.

Rocket sat and listened; adored and jokingly cursed his special humie, thought of Lylla and wept so hard he thought he'd genuinely malfunctioned.

"Hey now Letters burning by my bed for you Hey now I can feel my instincts here for you Hey now By my bed for you Hey now Hey now…"

His humie, his damn humie - David - petted him as he purred, throatily, loudly against the man's side, tucked down abed with him, eyes closing as the strains of London Grammar lulled him into sleep.

i needed this sweet little story today. thank you for sending it ♡♡♡