nsfwphightinghcs

[nsfwphightinghcs]

hi one of my relatives found out about my blog and sent it to my mum (thank god they didn't send it to my dad) and she is VERY unhappy about it. uh ohh anyways transmasc Slingshot with a hairy coochie that he rarely (almost never) shaves!! yay!!

he only shaves it whenever hes showering plus his body hair over there reeks like hell. need to smell allat tho

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[nsfwphightinghcs]

hairy trans man traffic... ough... imagine tangling your hands in his hairs while touching that tdick of his as he whines and bucks into you, begging for more...

sorry. i like that guy. anyways, can i take ⚙️ for anon...

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[nsfwphightinghcs]

is this a headcannon or something i witnessed happen because a certain someone up here is stuck and somehow rolling nat 20s for luck rn? we shall never know

SANDWICH!! SWORD!! BETWEEN 2 ROCKETS!! BETWEEN NORMAL ROCKET AND STARGAZER ROCKET!! WATCH HIM EXPLODE AND FUCKING DIE AS THEY BOTH TEASE HIM RELENTLESSLY!! AND TURN INTO A HORNY PUDDLE ON THE GROUND!! Also make him say alllll of his horny thoughts out loud while looking either one of them in the eyes :) And partially while one of them has him on a leash :) Telling him to sit and making him bark and treating him like the big dumb dog he is :) he can barely handle the attention from both sides but ouhhhh my god does he love it, it makes him go fucking RABID in the best possible way, he whines so much both during the events and afterwards you'd think someone put a whimpering audio on

I am flabbergasted, someone come get our sword . good lord he is not making it out of this alive /silly

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[nsfwphightinghcs]

Does hardcore have a crush on me or something. Why ar you being an horny for me. What I do.

-mean anon

(I agree to gangbanging)

We all goon over each other here silly! ~ :3/lh

[nsfwphightinghcs]

hii im alive .

objects.

smASH!!!!!

subspace take that perfume bottle out of your phat ass

-🥩🐏

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[nsfwphightinghcs]

boombox definitely humps that boombox

he does it while blasting music from it cause the vibrations feel really good on his cock~

i'm starting to feel funny about that fat boy

-1️⃣💡

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[nsfwphightinghcs]

hello mod

not a headcanon but thanks for making this blog. i made one inspired by yours (@phightingnsfwart)

Ψ(≧ω≦)Ψ Gawthhh you're so welcom fishysticks!

[nsfwphightinghcs]

[nsfwphightinghcs]

Subspace would get off on being called gross or immoral or a sicko

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Im Subspace's left plump ass cheek. I can confirm that this is canon

[nsfwphightinghcs]

Mean anon sounds like they gotta get railed till they cant think anymore im ngl... not that they CAN think now but yk 🤭

~hardcore. Merry christmas btw!! Hope everyone got good gifts ^^

What if all of us here have a gangbang on New Year's Eve. Me, you, mean anon, fishsticks etc

Say skibidi toilet if you want this to happen xx

[nsfwphightinghcs]

I’m glad u like my stuff fishsticks

most of my slingshot hcs r food/sweet related. They always have SOMETGING to do wif tummies

-mean anon

@purefishsticks

[nsfwphightinghcs]

Playground anon here again~

Medkit gloveplay. Send tweet

Basically, Medkit wears gloves, and you like the feeling. If you have a penis, you can have him stick your dick in the glove while he's wearing it, causing a sort of glove-pussy

If you have a vagina, he can stick his hand in while wearing it. It's a different texture, but it feels nice. Probably a bit rougher than hands

Gloveussy

[nsfwphightinghcs]

dear mean anon

i see your Slingshot overdrinking hc and OH MY FUCKING GOD you're so real for it. he def gets milk bellies like an actual cat. a lot. he also def likes filling himself up with cream trust me. (i didn't sleep the whole goddamn night. send help)

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[nsfwphightinghcs]

yay for no raid !! random thoughts because we're drunk and souped together and BOARED!!!

marshmallow sword would use random food items as dildos on both himself and pj rocket, like carrots and such (OR CANDY CANES FOR THE FESTIVES!!!)

if he was into this kind of music, sword (the normal one not marshmallow LMAO) would fuck to christ by ashbury heights

similarly, if skateboard was into this kind of music, he would fuck to the summoning by sleep token (AND SO WOULD SWORD but shhhhh don't worry about it he has too many songs anyway)

WHAT IF VINE STAFF COULD PLANT HER SPROUTS INSIDE YOU... youre seriously damaged during a phight so her sprouts have to heal more directly so of course she has to put them inside you... she totally isn't enjoying how good they make you feel, it's just for boosted healing!

"medkit gunplay" "hyperlaser gunplay" yes but what if ROCKET GUNPLAY... obviously take the explosives out first BUT AFTER THAT... GOD DAMN... would probably work best with stargazer (go figure) since his is the most tapered so he'll have the easiest time getting that inside BUT STILL GOOD LUCK TO ANYONE HE DECIDES TO TRY THAT ON GODSPEED!!!

(MARSHMALLOW SWORD IS ALSO HERE NOW we have to deal with 2 swords... fun times !!! we love marshie tho :D)

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[nsfwphightinghcs]

it may no longer be christmas but that ain't stopping us from cooking up a christmas thing now that we actually have the brain capacity to + gnc sword shenanigans WOOT WOOT

if he had the chance to, sword would absolutely wear one of those pretty christmas dresses (the red ones with the white fluff at the ends idk if that's what they're called LMAO) and then wrap his cock with a cute little bow, already getting hard from the feeling of the ribbon as well as his own thoughts... hed probably stroke himself for a bit with the ribbon on then call rocket over to show him, lifting his dress up to give him his christmas gift and showing how hard he is by this point <3

(Man im sorry we send in so many sword/rocket headcannons it really do just be like that up here... im crying my best ok </3)

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[nsfwphightinghcs]

Slingshot is VERY into over drinking. He’ll drink like alot of milk or something else that kitties like and get Hyperlaser to hold him like a berger n wiggle him around so he can feel it moving around

god I fucking love slingshot

-mean anon

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