#will this get me cancelled?

[philsmeatylegss]

If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.

[elekinetic]

🍭🍬 trick or treat!! 🍫🍡

hello there! spinner says that you shall receive.... a hot take. oh god. about....el! again so soon, wow. i swear theres like 18 options. it will be abt el from season....two. oh god its been a minute since i rewatched season two.

ok. happy halloween. its very hard to have a hot take about el bc she's never done anything wrong in her life and she deserves the best, so dont kill me. mi/even was actually rly cute in s2 and i was rooting for them, even on my post-by/er rewatch.

cardinal sin committed ik im sorry. s3 + s4 sealed the by|er deal for me but...those first two seasons have a grip on me

[lotus-pear]

top 10 moments before disaster (dazai is about to step on his toes)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

brain please wake up and draw

bonus :

[starlightandmagic]

Good morning to everyone, except Netflix who keeps cancelling perfectly good shows for no fathomable reason. Fuck you in particular actually.

[ryllen]

🫢

[sparrowlucero]

big convention panels with actors and showrunners that are preapproved by the network are so measly in comparison to the real stuff, small college lectures from a nervous looking guy who used to be a storyboard artist and tells you about every time they were threatened by their boss while working at nickelodeon

[sandushengshou]

the vampire lestat in the media (1/2)

[stark-lord]

The Monty Eyebrow™️

for @purgatory606

[probablybadrpgideas]

THINGS I AM UNREASONABLY ANNOYED ABOUT BY GAME SYSTEM

D&D: Please put a disclaimer that you are not a universal system. Every time I see someone try to do a political mystery game in D&D, I take 3d10 psychic damage and have to make a death saving throw.

Pathfinder: Look. If i wanted to play a game about fighting Cthulhu there is an extremely famous game specifically designed around doing that. Literally no-one is ever going to say "Wow, I want to play a Cthulhu themed game! Time to stat up a musical halfling from a magical fantasy land!".

Chronicles Of Darkness: Just admit no-one uses any of your rules. You have Social Door Rules and Integrity Conditions and Corruption Levels and I bet at most 50% of COD players could tell me which of those I made up. Just admit people aren't dressing up as Alucard The Bringer Of Shadows because they want to sit down and do calculus.

World Of Darkness: You know that old guy who's still doing his job even though he is way too old to do it any more, but he's now an institution so you can't get rid of him? Like that. The 90s called and they want literally everything about this back.

Call Of Cthulhu: I appreciate the commitment to authenticity, but maybe stop hiring actual disgraced mental asylum directors from the 1920s to design your sanity system?

GURPS: Look. Look. Listen. We both know that you just want to write history textbooks. These are history textbooks with a few stat blocks begrudgingly put in. If you just give me a book on early Chinese history I will read it and go "ah, very interesting!". You don't need to put in a list of character choices. We're all nerds. We'll read them. Live your best life.

Powered By The Apocalypse: I actually can't think of anything wrong with PBTA. That's not a bit, this is literally the perfect system. Take notes everyone else.

Mutants and Masterminds/Heroes System: Your systems have probably the most customizable character creation in the world and you both just make reskins of the Justice League over and over again. Maybe we only need one "thinly veiled copyrighted characters" setting? You can fight over it once you decipher your combat mechanics.

FATE: Ok I won't lie, I have no idea how the fuck FATE works. I have read the rules repeatedly and played three games and I still have no idea what invoking an aspect means. I don't know why. I grasped the rules of fucking Nobilis but this one just psychologically eludes me. This is more a problem with me I guess, but I'm still annoyed.

Warhammer 40k: Have you considered spending less on avocado toast? Then you might be able to afford to charge less for things?

Exalted: Apart from the lore, the setting, the mechanics, the metaplot, the character creation and the dodgy narrative implications, I can't think of anything to improve here.

[philsmeatylegss]

Will never get over how half of the “glass child” tag is filled with people saying they feel bad about making their sibling a glass child. WE CANT EVEN HAVE OUR OWN TAG THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU

[antichrists-plus1]

Palaski for the soul 💕

[meowymeow60606]

I’m not obsessed with him…

IM NOT OBSESSED WITH HIM!!!!!

[smlbirdds]

movie night! they end up watching “frankenhooker” aka the best film ever made.

commissions open!

[sergle]

biting my fingernails down to the quick as I see the rare post being like "you bitches and your measly $20 donations think that absolves you of anything think again" gaining notes because you are all worrying me rn by discouraging smaller donations and implying that donating is supposed to be 1) some kind of moral absolution and 2) that it only works in large sums

[thehealingsystem]

It's so wild to me that as a community we're still so hostile to multigender and genderfluid people existing in gay and lesbian spaces.

You...are aware that people who are both men and women are allowed to be gay, right? And lesbian? Their other genders doesn't cancel their connection to womanhood, or manhood, or whatever else they id with. They are allowed to be gay despite their fem-alignment, and they are allowed to be lesbian despite their masc-alignment.

It comes from these weird online spaces that the standard to be gay or lesbian is to be a "non-woman" or a "non-man," which is inherently transmultiphobic and...extremely ahistorical. And completely misunderstands nonbinary identity. So if you're both then you just don't belong anywhere I suppose.