#seriously. please
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any uh..... cardcaptor sakura enjoyers out there that wanna be oomfs?? i NEED someone to talk about this show with. im going insane.
#cardcaptor sakura#looking for moots#card captor sakura#seriously. please#no spoilers im still in the middle of it but GOD!!#ramblezu
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MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!
#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k#10k#okay thats enough everyone stop rbing this now Please#20k#30k#40k#OKAY THATS ENOUUGH. SERIOUSLY
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i drunkenly scheduled a friendly brawl with an acquaintance of mine and we both completely forgot about it. that is until we were sitting next to each other in class and both of us get google calendar alert that reads VIOLENCE AGAINST LEW i about lost my fucking mind. what do you mean violence against me.
and then i fucking remembered i completely shitfaced told him to send me an invite to the brawl and even more that i insisted to type something into the notes of the meeting to make it look "less worse" and he opens the invite and it just says PREMEDITATED. most sinister calendar event ever created i laughed so hard i cried
#in case you are keeping tabs on the rotating cast of my life#this is neither the gruff man nor the evil dog this is the guy who i accidentally asked if he wants to pay to be pegged#also someone recently told me to be less mean to him and i said 'oh please he wants me to be mean to him'#and he nodded very seriously#our relationship is. special.
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a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled
#spn trending posts#to clarify (please don't take this too seriously)#supernatural has been trending on and off for the past two or so weeks for no particular reason#but this time 9 out of 10 top posts under the tag are the destiel news memes about trump having been shot at during a speech#so whilst it didn't necessarily cause the trend it definitely contributed to it#spn#supernatural#donald trump#tw gun mention
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And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?
Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?
#fresh from the river#sorry just thinking about this and curious#polls#please answer before the curiosity kills me /silly#for me ofc it depends who’s hosting#if it’s family i show up on time to help out#close friends and i’m only a bit late#anyone else and im probably close to an hour ‘late’#mini banger#humble banger#certified banger#lord help me#turned off reblogs cause this seriously got out of hand yall#i’ve got a FAQ somewhere in the reblogs
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happy pride. or whatever
#creepypasta#creepypasta fanart#pride#lgbtq#gay#jeff the killer#eyeless jack#ben drowned#slenderman#ticci toby#the puppeteer#laughing jack#laughing jill#the rake#seed eater#sonic.exe#sally williams#homicidal liu#im so tired#this is entirely /j please dont take this seriously#some of these are real headcanons but im not saying which good fucking luck#my art#doodleboot
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✨️if I ever have to choose between running for my life or dying im just dying.✨️✨️✨️
✨️ RIP ill be fine in the grave or urn✨️✨️
#i have such shit endurance jfc-#also the anxeity of eunning while being actively watched by someone else???#hahaha kill me now#seriously. please#[this is because of gym class fitness testing fyi-]#enea rambles <3#lol
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You can only reblog this today.*
*PLEASE READ THE TAGS
#adventure time#finn the human#if you are reading this#please be aware this is a joke#this was a random thing tound on Facebook#and no finn really didn't say that#so go ahead and reblog it#just don't take it seriously#some of the people who reblogged this overreacted#so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it#like seriously#chill out dudes#maybe eat a taco or two#tacos are life#so are burritos#ok this is running its course#david zaslav can suck it#i just felt like adding that because he is a douche
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y’all do NOT go out next week unless you have to and wear your best masks and tape the edges down bc it’s just not worth it
#Canada is possibly worse than the US#hard to check bc our government won’t even track anymore#I wasn’t even able to report getting COVID to like anywhere#wastewater is the ONLY metric we have left#please take this seriously
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Pre utrh Jason opening up a little bookshop as a side hustle to his Crime Lord business (only to do evil of course, like making little book stands to promote his favourite books) and one day Bruce walks by, sees all of Jason’s favourite books on display in the window and decides to walk in (because he’s a masochistic fuck like that.)
Jason, without looking up: judging by you just standing there, I assume you don’t know your way around. Be right with y—
Bruce, sharply scanning Jason’s rapidly paling face while trying to look casual: oh no don’t worry! Take your time! What’s your name?
Jason, panicking: Tason Jodd
Bruce: that’s so funny, that sounds exactly like Jason Todd…
Jason: no it doesn’t
Bruce: It’s literally Jason Todd with the first letters swapped
Jason, sweating: no it’s not.
Bruce:
Jason:
Bruce, grabbing Jason’s arm: you’re coming with me
#silly#this whole entire post was made cause I wanted to make the tason jodd joke#not canon complaint#silly au#please don’t take this seriously#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfam#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#under the red hood#utrh#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect jason todd
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first set of fnaf ruin fanart guys we are back
#fnaf ruin spoilers#oh please dont take this joke seriously btw#cw strong language#fnaf ruin#fnaf sb dlc#fnaf sb ruin#fnaf security breach#fnaf sb#eclipse ruin#dca#fnaf daycare attendant#eclipse fnaf#moon fnaf#sun fnaf#moondrop#sundrop#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf sb cassie#roxanne wolf
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You use "aces and aros can be in relationships" to justify shipping canonically ace and/or aro characters. I use "aces and aros can be in relationships" to justify headcanoning characters canonically in relationships as ace and/or aro.
We are not the same.
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I was today years old when I learned that Kalim's headband thingy does not, in fact, tie into a bow
(thank you @fell-fell for informing me)
#my art#twisted wonderland#twst#kalim al asim#kalim al-asim#seriously i did not know this until a friend told me#what else do i not know#everything i know about him is a LIE 💔#i'm not even sure how to tie it the official way#jamil how on earth#please show us#what else am i about to discover just flipping through the magical archives...#fear
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sakizuke // diary of a wimpy kid
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Can we get high together and have a filthy make out session?
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Hi pressure community
Sebastian deisgn by ppyrams twt/x
#HELP PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY LMFAOO#castletxmb art 🪽#castletxmb Art 🪽: pressure#pressure#pressure roblox#sebastian solace#shitpost#i’m scared#artists on tumblr
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