#please take this seriously

[pangirlpanic]

Hey y’all!

I wanted to originally keep this behind scenes, but it has blown up as of late. So, I decided to post it on main to clear some things up. None of the information below is fabricated.

Viewer discretion is advised.

Contrary to what some people may be telling you; no, I am not lying, yes, I have evidence, and I have several sources to back me up on this. None of this is fabricated, I am not spreading rumors.

Back in January, a good friend of mine messaged me one day saying that they had something to tell me. Their message entailed to me that a mutual roleplay partner (@/xknightcorex) we had was doing some things that were clearly not okay. I am going to provide examples, since some people think I’m a liar.

Below (middle and left): screenshots provided from said friend, picturing one of Steph/Poe’s now deleted side RP blog for Divus Crewel.

Below (right): screenshot provided also from said friend of twisted wonderland characters depicted in suggestive outfits.

For context, Professor Crewel in the TWST (twisted wonderland) world is an adult. Most of the other characters in the TWST universe are minors, usually ranging from 16-18. I know technically 18 is an “adult”, but still.

So, picturing said characters in suggestive fashion (like seen above) is a little weird, no?

Also, I was not the only one made aware of this, as seen here. These screenshots below are messages that my friend had with another mutual friend on this issue.

(Screenshots provided from a friend): Here, a friend of mine had to deal with Steph/Poe after they were caught. They went on anon and, as you can see, tried to gain sympathy for what they were doing. It did not work.

They also showcased some narcissistic behavior. I’m sure this is not all of it, but these are the screenshots that I have.

Please, stop trying to gain sympathy where it is not due. Maybe instead of venting to the internet, go see a therapist, genuinely.

Before I finish this up, I just want to say that I would NEVER, EVER spread a rumor of this level and not have evidence to back it up. Incest is fucking disgusting. I have a twin brother of my own. Ped0ph1lia is disgusting, I know, I am a survivor of multiple occurrences of CSA from adults.

Steph/Poe, if you somehow see this, then I’m sorry our friendship fell out. I’m not harassing you, I’m making people aware of your behavior. I have never harassed anyone before, and I never will. You. Are not. The victim. Don’t use the excuse “I’m human” to bypass this. I get it, we all make mistakes, but this is a pretty grand one. I am not saying you don't have mental health/medicine issues. I am saying to not use them as some sort of "get out of jail free card".

Also, I hope you get the help you need. I don’t want you gone. I want you to stay alive. So please, go talk with someone. I do mean this from the bottom of my heart.

Thank you for listening.

@nrc-ramshackle-prefect: feel free to add on with anything you’d like to share, or feel I missed. This isn’t all of it, but I hope it is enough.

[lotus-tower]

y’all do NOT go out next week unless you have to and wear your best masks and tape the edges down bc it’s just not worth it

[portraitofalinkonfyre]

Why Sky Wears Baggy Clothes: A Dissertation into Skyloftian Boner Culture and Outfitting Practices

So. Remember the infamous dick post? I have more thoughts, specifically concerning Sky's FAT COCK and how Skyloftian's specifically evolved greater vascular and hemoglobin systems in response to life in high altitudes. Prepare yourselves.

In my last piece, I calculated Skyloft's altitude of roughly 7,544.4 feet and covered how certain systems were affected to adapt to the climate, which eventually turned into a rant about Sky's dick, but now, I present to you: the reason Sky wears baggy clothes is to hide his altitude-induced, iron-man erections.

But first, let's explore the clothes themselves. Due to its high altitude, Skyloft is cold. Google AI has informed me that wind speed typically fluctuates, assuming the altitude is within the range of 6,000 to 8,000 feet, between 12 to 23 mph. On the Beaufort Scale, a chart used to estimate wind speed based on visual appearances, 23 mph is considered a "Fresh Breeze", and hardly a whisper to anyone from the Midwest. With this in mind, the standard temperature (excluding wind chill) of an area with a similar altitude to Skyloft is roughly 34°F or 1°C, which explains the multiple layers typically worn by many in-game Skyward Sword characters. Using both of these values and an internet wind chill calculator, we can conclude that the average temperature of Skyloft (assuming the wind speed is a comfortable 16 mph) is 24°F or -4°C, with a calculated range of 22°F or -5.6°C (23 mph, 34°F) to 25°F or -3.9°C (12 mph, 34°F).

With a wind-chilled air temperature of 24°F, Skyloft's layered, loose-fitting clothing standards make perfect sense, seeing as loose clothes are considered advantageous during cold weather because the small gaps between skin and fabric create pockets of space for body heat to gather, creating a pseudo-barrier against the elements.

Now, onto Sky's particular outfit. Based on this post by Jojo herself, Sky wears approximately four full upper-body layers (white, olive-khaki, chainmail, and mint tunic), one midsection layer (red sash), one lower-body layer (brown-green?? pants), and his embroidered sailcloth; he is prepared-prepared for chilly temperatures. As well as being a wonderfully adjacent nod to modern-day Tibetan culture, these clothes are perfect for conserving heat, and, concurrently, his life. 'But Fyre, we want the iron man dick-canons!' you may wail, but I'm not finished. There's quite a bit of debate in the skydiving community about whether tight or loose-fitting clothes are better, but many users state that loose-fitting clothes have the advantage of drag. But why is this good? In skydiving, and many of the Zelda games as a whole, control is essential; it's what allows us to feel safe, and thus allows for more logical, calm thinking due to adrenaline and cortisol (stress hormones) reduction. By increasing the user's surface area, loose-fitting clothes create drag, which, in physics, leads to better midair control during free-fall. Compared to Skyward Sword, where free-falling is as common a game mechanic as swinging a sword around, specialized aerodynamic control via clothing is a crucial mechanism that the Skylofians would absolutely take advantage of, considering that many of them regular jump from the sky and ride giant pelican-bird-creatures. In addition, due to his evolutionarily enhanced circulatory and vascular system, Sky himself is more than prepared to handle any and all endocrine stressors due to falling, and his specific outfit design only backs the theory that the residents of Skyloft are not only equipped to handle life in the sky on an evolutionary level, but from a cultural and biological level as well.

Okay. That was a lot, so I'm going to reintroduce some scholarly degeneracy at its finest: the concept of Sky's iron-man erections. Keeping with the vein of Skyloftian's specifically designing their clothes to be advantageous in every sense of the word, it isn't too far-fetched that they would make a point to account for any and all bodily changes that may occur during free-fall, or simply life on a floating rock, which absolutely includes altitude-induced erections. Confused? Let me explain.

In the dick-canon post, I largely referenced the concept of "airplane boners" as a defining factor for why Sky is HUNG, because it has been scientifically proven that abrupt changes in pressure affect vascular expansion and contraction, which absolutely extends to the pelvic region, and, thus, shifting erective status of the penis. With this in mind, it can be inferred that a race of people with the same evolutionary traits would have also evolved culturally to deal with this conundrum, which perfectly explains the bagginess of Sky's, and every other resident of Skyloft's, outfit choices. For example, the looseness of his pants is likely to be a cleverly-disguised ploy to hide what is by all definitions a biological predicament shared by all members of the Hylian species. It's in the same vein as modern-day menstrual cycles. Oh no, you got your period? Just slap a pad on it! Except the pad is baggy pants to hide an erection you can't control because flying is your way of life. Apply this to Sky and you've got a good idea of why his outfit is the way it is.

But that's not all! In addition to concealing any potential erections, Skyloftian clothing is also specifically designed to protect against the elements, which, you guessed it, extends to male and female reproduction organs. Whether through the use of thick, temperature-impenetrable cloth, specific (down-low) enchantments, or specialized padding, it is almost undeniable that a society as developed as the Skyloftians would have a fail-safe method to preserve both their lives and modesty through practical outfit stylizations.

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for: iron-man erections and what the fuck that refers to. I'm sure some of you are getting sick of the words 'vascular capacity' and 'erection of the penile region', but I promise you, this is where the magic happens. So. Sky is basically evolutionarily-predetermined to be hung. He has excellent hemoglobin and vascular system capacity, which would absolutely affect not only his body as a whole, but sexual functions as well, specifically in the fact that his erections are indestructible. Due to a combination of evolution, age, and gender, it's incredibly easy for him to become aroused, and, concurrently, incredibly difficult to 'take care' of his arousal in the same manner as the typical, non-evolutionized male would. That flagpole is raised and it is NOT coming down. This begs the question: how does he deal with this conundrum, specifically after some type of altitude-based activity, and what cultural practices are permitted in this context? Are all Skyloftian's serial masturbators or are they simply incredible at restraining themselves, which could act as a nod to Sky's typically unbothered attitude? In concurrence, if masturbation is socially acceptable, how does Sky find all that time to jack off? Does the rest of the chain know, or are they oblivious to his predicaments?!

In short, Skyloftian fashion and societal modesty culture is heavily influenced by the hilariously, yet closely related Skyloftian boner culture, in both outfit practicality and social norms, which is very likely to explain Sky's choice of clothes and, once again, why he is hung as FUCK. Thank you for witnessing my madness and Hylia bless.

Additional queries:

Does Priapism exist in Skyloftian society? Yes and no. The term 'priapism' refers the prolonged erection of the penis (4+ hours), often without any sexual stimulation, which cements it as a fairly common medical condition for humans. However, due to their unique vascular biology, it is unlikely that this condition would be viewed at the severity it is in modern-day humans, which begs the question: is it even an issue at all? Increased circulatory and vascular capabilities indicate a greater blood flow, whereas priapism is the persistent lack of appropriate blood flow, meaning that, due to their biology, priapism may very well be an indicator of old age in the same manner loss of vision or a general slowing down is for humans. On the other hand, if it were to possess the same significance as it does with modern-day humans, what

@skylover69 come feed bestie

[s0da-b0y]

‼️Artists of Tumblr in the Scream fandom!‼️

Please beware of an account on X/Twitter with the username screamsourcee. They steal art and repost it with no credits!

Some examples ⬇️

(First two artists are @tangoreines and @accio-motivation I don’t know any others 😿)

[pikachu66]

What do you think?

I need your help, guys 😭

Basically, I’ve been singing since I was a child. For as long as I can remember, music has always been a passion of mine. As a teenager, a lot of people told me I was a great singer—even my school teachers.

But I just can’t believe it. And I know that’s on me. I’ve never taken singing lessons; I just learned by mimicking singers and adapting their techniques to fit me. Plus, I live in a house with thin walls and a douchebag neighbor, so I can’t sing too loud. Because of that, I find it hard to believe people when they tell me I can sing.

I love Rock ’n’ Roll (no, really? No shit, Sherlock). I find glam rock easier to sing than pop, and I sing rock all the time. But I have a very high-pitched voice (I’m a soprano), and I don’t know if it suits rock.

Now, here’s the issue. I met a friend at the beginning of the year—I’ll call her Elle. Elle is a really cool girl, super chill, funny, and a dear friend of mine. We met because of my Beatles bag (which, unfortunately, broke a few weeks ago 😭). She noticed it, and we started talking about rock. Turns out, she’s a guitarist—she plays rock.

When I told her that I only sing in private, Elle immediately seemed interested and wanted me to sing for her. She asked me several times if I had social media where she could hear me sing—which I don’t. She also complimented my voice multiple times, saying that the way it breaks sometimes sounds really fucking cool (did I mention she’s super sweet?).

Recently, while talking with my mom, I realized that I’m not actually that introverted—just a bit shy and very insecure about myself. As I started working on that, I also started realizing that my voice isn’t as bad as I thought. And ever since that realization, one idea has been running through my head: I want to start a band with Elle.

But I’m really scared that she’ll be disappointed in my voice and say no.

So that’s why I’m asking you guys:

I am sorry if I was venting but I have a cold and it made me really sensitive and I just needed to express it 😭

If I do ask her and we start a band, I'll link you to a second Tumblr account where I will post exclusive videos 😊

Thank you so much for even reading my stress speech!

And with that, have a good day ☀️

[vintageseawitch]

some of the authors of Project 2025 & what positions they had in the Trump administration.

he can deny all he wants but he has too many connections to the Heritage Foundation & Project 2025. want to know why he doesn't talk about his "policies"? besides being a narcissist, Project 2025 IS his set of policies.

take this seriously & don't stop talking about it! check your registration status often & vote early if you can! if not early then have a plan on November 5th. we can do this 💙

[usernamesarehard1]

I was just reading about "Agenda 47" and I am so fuckin terrified of Trump winning this election. He wants to take a way all of the protections that the queer community, poc community, etc have fought so hard for. He doesnt believe that anyone outside of his demographic is a valid human deserving of rights.

I am so fucking terrified.

PLEASE if you don't want trump as president, go and vote against him! GO MAKE SURE YOU ARE REGISTERED AND THEN GO VOTE.

And PLEASE educate the people around you who think that Trump "isn't that bad" or some shit like that. PLEASE let them know what he's actually like. What his plans actually are

I'm so fucking scared. I have never been scared to live in the US. I have never been scared of my country, but now I am.

I knew Trump was terrible, but I never knew he was THIS terrible

PLEASE GO OUT THERE AND VOTE FOR KAMALA HARRIS

I'M BEGGING YOU

[mukimokai]

chat urgent drawing help needed

like....

it could seriously go both ways but idk............

[tootern2345]

A reminder

Keep on calling, keep on signing the petitions, keep on doing anything & everything YOU can to stop. Or at least, push back KOSA!

[ghostofaracoon]

Here is a reminder the autistic people work differently. If I am shaking because I’m standing in the middle of sand does not mean I’m scared in fact, it means I’m extremely uncomfortable.

We all work differently but here is your reminder to treat your autistic person fairly and listen to them when they don’t want to do something

[belleybbean]

i’m making this post now so that i do not have to make a fight out of it later: my kindness should never be made into something of violence. if you are of the belief that any action i take to promote or advocate for innocent life is equal to devaluing another life, i’m not sure what to say. wanting a ceasefire or desiring peace shouldn’t be a targeted response to anybody. i do my greatest to listen and to learn.

this should be evident as well, but i will be clear about this too: i most definitely do not stand for the diminishing of or targeting of groups under the guise of supporting one over the other.

[spirit-of-beetlejuiceblues12]

I swear to God, they’ve got a bunch of fuckin’ prophets in the Boys writer’s room

[queen-vessaraia-ashlynne]

The problem with the romance genre, perhaps more particularly the romantasy genre, is that it is romanticising toxicity.

Now, don't take this the wrong way - I am in no shape or form saying you should not enjoy a book just because it does this. The whole point behind a lot of these books (bearing in mind the majority of this post will address romantasy books, as I am better versed in them than the more run-of-the-mill romance books) is that they are fiction. They are not supposed to be a reflection of real life, or a guide to it. So we should not justify fictional red-flags in real life.

Everyone has faults, but there is a huge difference between a flaw and a toxic trait. The romanticism of toxicity in books is primarily so dangerous because it is not talked about enough, and so is not acknowledged; surely, this is even more dangerous in the romantasy genre, where the removal from our world makes resulting justifications unconscious.

This post is a little bit all over the place, a collection of half strung together thoughts, but I hope it gets you to reflect more on the relationships between characters in books. Violence for love is not always a good thing, nor is jealousy. 'Protective' is fine, but there is a line that should not be crossed between protective and possessive, and that line is becoming hopelessly blurred. This is just one example. Please, please remember: your life doesn't stop at the end of a few hundred pages, or after three books. It continues well beyond that, and whilst some traits may be endearing at first, it is important to recognise that after a bit of time they may become stifling. Do not hurt yourself in an attempt to live a fictional life - those lives are fictional for a reason.

Additionally, this romanticism is feeding into the 'I can fix them' movement. By justifying these traits, you are telling people that it is okay to behave in this manner, to treat others in this manner. Whilst I am not discounting that people can change and grow, and some perhaps need help from others to do this, I cannot emphasise enough just how dangerous this is. People should be held to a standard for a reason, and you should not settle for less.

I hope I have made you think. The romanticism of toxicity is something that needs to be discussed more by readers, and even media producers. You will sabotage your chance at a happy ending if you try too hard to emulate these fictional idols in fictional worlds, cultures, and societies.

Finally, remember that you can enjoy reading about an unhealthy relationship, you can find toxic characters hot or the like - just recognise, even to yourself, that the traits/relationships are toxic and harmful. That you would not actually want that in real life, with your circumstances and experiences, and without the character's unlikely wealth/magic etc.

Do not settle for less because a fiction book has taught you that it is acceptable. It is not.

[tittysuckersworld]

my older brother, putting me in a pillow cage. grabs his blue berries and is having me 'feed' them to kaveh to test for poison. he is 17. this is very serious, so if i dont update kaveh being ok in the hour assume we are in the er from poison blueberry symptoms.

[raylangivins]

A handful of people have reblogged my post asking what song they’d like to fuck which means I’ve been able to listen to every single one and some people are really out there taking their once in a lifetime opportunity to fuck a song and using it to fuck a phridgers boebe song