#seriously though why am i like this

[daisydocked]

Sorting thru the stash

Ok so I moved to a new place in March and I kinda was using my spare room/office as storage space and it got out of control. I need the space back by August so I'm starting the dreaded task of figuring out What I Own.

This is all of my yarn that is not currently on needles or being worked. I'll sort thru that....tomorrow...some other time not tonight

It's truly not as bad as I thought it would be. I sorted it into bags by weight and if I already had a dedicated project for it. Some of the stuff IS legitimately 15+ years old because it's from high school which is embarrassing but now I know what I have so.....

Good stopping point

[chikennougatman]

I'm in this comic and I don't like that

friends

[lilybug-02]

Pain is a great motivator…

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Meanwhile Toriel:

(Loud noises don't wake her up usually.)

Artist note: I’m so proud of this :))) I know it’s a lot of dialogue and reading, but dialogue is grueling work for me. I’m glad with the art and for the amount of pages I made in such a relatively short time span -w- page 5 was super fun to work on. A lot of blood, sweat, and hours here... :) The backgrounds were a big bore tbh, but I finished them! Yippie!

[notbecauseofvictories]

Apropos of nothing, a mutual once suggested a series where the unnamed narrator of rock ballad "Stacy's Mom" slowly seduces every member of Stacy's family. I would like it on the record that I still think about that.

[mossy-paws]

Get in the fucking biograft, Shuriken. (EVANGELION/PHIGHTING!)

(og screenshot’s/cover under text!) Why hello there to my tumblr followers, it’s been a awhile /silly

ANYWAYS!!! Guess who recently finished the EVA franchise minus the rebuilds and has been in a horrible chokehold over it, this anime ruined my life but hey at least its intro theme is nice……

Well, I wanted to draw some stuff for it! All together these pieces took exactly 48 hours and 20 minutes… with the cover-piece taking ~35(?) of those hours. These were… very, VERY time costly safe to say LOL,,, I am super, SUPER proud of how the cover came out though, everything on it was drawn, colored, rendered, edited, whatever, BY HAND stroke by stroke (as you can see below)

The text, the lineart, the shadows, the colors, the snowflakes on the bio and Shuri, EVERYTHING was done by hand, it was horribly time costly but it did come out very, VERY well in the end I would say (fun fact! I also didn’t originally have the textless version of the cover, and I had to trace all of the lineart for bio’s tophalf by just guessing what line when where and what the hell was going on /silly)

this was a very, very hard project to do all together, but it was also a really nice learning experience too, I’m happy i did it that’s for sure :3!

(og screenies + cover)

[virtual-dragon-almond-bakery]

A reminder that Sansa was only 11 YEARS OLD during AGOT, she is not the evilest bitch in the world for acting like a typical 11 year old

[youling-the-ghost]

Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s a crocheted bouquet for you all :]

[skitskatdacat63]

I'm not built for watching movies w straight dudes cause I can't say the things I want to say like, "James Bond would benefit from puppy play," "He should seduce a man next," "If I made a Bond film, I'd have him infiltrate a bdsm club as a sub" etc etc.

[pleasedontcareaboutme]

It's missing my father hours rn so imma just dump a bunch of pictures here and cry

( sorry i don't know the source of anything I just had them on my phone)

(also dont read the tags i just need to let it out lol)

[tvckerwash]

watching people discover the fucked up science guy part of viktor's lore and then being like "we need to acknowledge that he's a fucked up science guy 😔" is so funny. like yeah, he is a fucked up science guy who thinks ethics committees are bullshit because in his mind having rights temporarily violated is perfectly fine if it means saving lives—especially when the ones condemning his beliefs don't offer what they consider to be an ethical alternative to fix the problem and simply let it continue to exist.

and yeah, he's a fucked up science guy who experimented on himself following a, quote: traumatic period of introspection. he had a mental breakdown, fell into a major depressive episode, and spending this horrible time of his life "alone in the depths" reinforced and radicalized his previous beliefs, and to showcase his beliefs (and to try and get rid of his emotions because of how overwhelming they were) he turned himself into a cyborg (and did in fact make himself worse in certain ways but ehh who cares /j).

and yeah, he's a fucked up science guy who gave a kid back alley anti anxiety meds so he could face down his bullies, but he did so after making him a cozy beverage, teaching him about the dangers of propaganda and baseless rumors, and having him scream into a megaphone to freak out said bullies because it was funny (not that he'd admit to finding it funny because then he'd have to admit to having emotions, and well he can't do that, no sir).

so yes, viktor is a fucked up science guy, but that's half his charm! he cares so much about helping people, but he's a weirdo and freak about it! though to be fair, in the city that also has a chemically enhanced werewolf (warwick), a sentient blob of goo (zac), a wind and water goddess (janna), and a literal war criminal who invented chemical warfare (singed), among many other wacky individuals, he's pretty normal all things considered! fucked up science is just a part of life in zaun, my dudes!

[thedevildeer]

Please handle him with care ‼️ he just had an accident sir 😒

[naomiknight-17]

Picked up Dave the Diver yesterday, and it's much more intense than I expected and I've been really enjoying it except for two things

1. Characters make rude comments about Dave's weight (he is very round)

2. I keep getting murdered by fish

[grubus]

I've never seen this one, so I'm going to hit you with Qi Qingqi and Linguang-Jun - good luck 🫡

SEE THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

I demand YOUR thoughts on this because either you have some or you're doing this to fuck with me *wags finger at* I mean so far I think people are putting in QQQ over and over again because they can't envision anything themselves, and I want to be proven wrong. Especially since fandom seems to agree she's a lesbian, but I've yet to get a QQQ/Woman pairing so HMMM????

but QQQ and LGJ.... aesthetically, hot as fuck. 100% a match in heaven. But how would they even meet. *snaps fingers* you know what! It's at least hinted at that Xian Shu Peak does textiles in vol 4.

CQM is the Top Sect of the known world in svsss; this then naturally means Xian Shu Peak's clothes are to die for, and LGJ to me strikes as a vain enough demon to try and get his hands on some.

Not to mention that it's established that textiles and such things are hot commodity in the demon realm! Especially human ones. So now we have QQQ, Lord of the peak that makes some insanely good clothes; aesthetic, protection, whatever, it's GREAT. And we have LGJ who is sneaky and sly and cold and also really, really vain and eager to show he's so much cooler than his icky nephew.

I think they could enter a partnership. It starts off as all about business; LGJ goes and get his hands on rare materials, and QQQ ensures it's made into something he would wear. The idea of LGJ becoming QQQ's muse is very funny to me. He would fucking love it. They would be poking and prodding at each other, her a bit catty but somewhat polite because she takes PRIDE in her peak's craft and he's helping her achieve new levels of coolness, meanwhile LGJ is all False Nice and clearly would have attempted a murder several times if that wouldn't mean losing out on nice clothes.

Also once SQH starts hanging around MBJ, LGJ would be all smug like "you have a pathetic cultivator slave, I have a servant who could rival most demonesses in beauty and power! We are not the same"

of course, if QQQ ever hears him claim she is his servant, she would strangle him with immortal binding rope.

[redjennies]

in the continuing adventures of "I am never beating the aromantic allegations," I was on the phone with my friend joking around about the close relationship the boy and his bestie have and how I'm (again joking) worried this will end up with us in a throuple and my friend is like "haha idk would that be so bad? I mean they're both cute." and I'm just standing there cigarette in hand and in the dryest deadpan I've ever used in my life, I respond, "please, I barely want one boyfriend. what am I going to do with two?"

[fairfarrenpd]

"He's so fine~" but he's a masked man

[honeyconez]

guys hear me out would painis cupcake pay taxes? Because he’s not like mega insane like ass pancakes I think he’d pay his taxes in my professional opinion.