#seriously though why am i like this

[daisydocked]

Sorting thru the stash

Ok so I moved to a new place in March and I kinda was using my spare room/office as storage space and it got out of control. I need the space back by August so I'm starting the dreaded task of figuring out What I Own.

This is all of my yarn that is not currently on needles or being worked. I'll sort thru that....tomorrow...some other time not tonight

It's truly not as bad as I thought it would be. I sorted it into bags by weight and if I already had a dedicated project for it. Some of the stuff IS legitimately 15+ years old because it's from high school which is embarrassing but now I know what I have so.....

Good stopping point

[chikennougatman]

I'm in this comic and I don't like that

friends

[lilybug-02]

Pain is a great motivator…

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Meanwhile Toriel:

(Loud noises don't wake her up usually.)

Artist note: I’m so proud of this :))) I know it’s a lot of dialogue and reading, but dialogue is grueling work for me. I’m glad with the art and for the amount of pages I made in such a relatively short time span -w- page 5 was super fun to work on. A lot of blood, sweat, and hours here... :) The backgrounds were a big bore tbh, but I finished them! Yippie!

[notbecauseofvictories]

Apropos of nothing, a mutual once suggested a series where the unnamed narrator of rock ballad "Stacy's Mom" slowly seduces every member of Stacy's family. I would like it on the record that I still think about that.

[mossy-paws]

Get in the fucking biograft, Shuriken. (EVANGELION/PHIGHTING!)

(og screenshot’s/cover under text!) Why hello there to my tumblr followers, it’s been a awhile /silly

ANYWAYS!!! Guess who recently finished the EVA franchise minus the rebuilds and has been in a horrible chokehold over it, this anime ruined my life but hey at least its intro theme is nice……

Well, I wanted to draw some stuff for it! All together these pieces took exactly 48 hours and 20 minutes… with the cover-piece taking ~35(?) of those hours. These were… very, VERY time costly safe to say LOL,,, I am super, SUPER proud of how the cover came out though, everything on it was drawn, colored, rendered, edited, whatever, BY HAND stroke by stroke (as you can see below)

The text, the lineart, the shadows, the colors, the snowflakes on the bio and Shuri, EVERYTHING was done by hand, it was horribly time costly but it did come out very, VERY well in the end I would say (fun fact! I also didn’t originally have the textless version of the cover, and I had to trace all of the lineart for bio’s tophalf by just guessing what line when where and what the hell was going on /silly)

this was a very, very hard project to do all together, but it was also a really nice learning experience too, I’m happy i did it that’s for sure :3!

(og screenies + cover)

[pleasedontcareaboutme]

It's missing my father hours rn so imma just dump a bunch of pictures here and cry

( sorry i don't know the source of anything I just had them on my phone)

(also dont read the tags i just need to let it out lol)

[thedevildeer]

Please handle him with care ‼️ he just had an accident sir 😒

[grubus]

I've never seen this one, so I'm going to hit you with Qi Qingqi and Linguang-Jun - good luck 🫡

SEE THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

I demand YOUR thoughts on this because either you have some or you're doing this to fuck with me *wags finger at* I mean so far I think people are putting in QQQ over and over again because they can't envision anything themselves, and I want to be proven wrong. Especially since fandom seems to agree she's a lesbian, but I've yet to get a QQQ/Woman pairing so HMMM????

but QQQ and LGJ.... aesthetically, hot as fuck. 100% a match in heaven. But how would they even meet. *snaps fingers* you know what! It's at least hinted at that Xian Shu Peak does textiles in vol 4.

CQM is the Top Sect of the known world in svsss; this then naturally means Xian Shu Peak's clothes are to die for, and LGJ to me strikes as a vain enough demon to try and get his hands on some.

Not to mention that it's established that textiles and such things are hot commodity in the demon realm! Especially human ones. So now we have QQQ, Lord of the peak that makes some insanely good clothes; aesthetic, protection, whatever, it's GREAT. And we have LGJ who is sneaky and sly and cold and also really, really vain and eager to show he's so much cooler than his icky nephew.

I think they could enter a partnership. It starts off as all about business; LGJ goes and get his hands on rare materials, and QQQ ensures it's made into something he would wear. The idea of LGJ becoming QQQ's muse is very funny to me. He would fucking love it. They would be poking and prodding at each other, her a bit catty but somewhat polite because she takes PRIDE in her peak's craft and he's helping her achieve new levels of coolness, meanwhile LGJ is all False Nice and clearly would have attempted a murder several times if that wouldn't mean losing out on nice clothes.

Also once SQH starts hanging around MBJ, LGJ would be all smug like "you have a pathetic cultivator slave, I have a servant who could rival most demonesses in beauty and power! We are not the same"

of course, if QQQ ever hears him claim she is his servant, she would strangle him with immortal binding rope.

[fairfarrenpd]

"He's so fine~" but he's a masked man

[goldensunset]

the idea that you have followers that don't know about the kingdom hearts stuff is really funny to me. plot relevant mobile phone blast

you know how many people follow me for n harmonia alone? rip them. good thing i tag most things very carefully

[skitskatdacat63]

I'm not built for watching movies w straight dudes cause I can't say the things I want to say like, "James Bond would benefit from puppy play," "He should seduce a man next," "If I made a Bond film, I'd have him infiltrate a bdsm club as a sub" etc etc.

[marclef]

Honestly, that little ramble on your 300 followers post kinda makes me wanna start posting my PT art on Tumblr now. I used to post FNF art over on DA, and did so for a few years. I poured my heart and soul into that AU, even if the art for it was usually pretty simple, and guess what I got in return?

... Someone posting my art to R/DeviantArtHell, calling a ship that I had between a canon character and an OC of mine sexual-related and incest (It was neither), and I ended up leaving the site out of fear people would try to accuse me of doing even worse stuff.

So yeah, that situation was really demotivating and made me seriously question if I was ever gonna want to share my art with anyone besides my friends ever again. But hearing that little ramble about how you’ve received so much love and support since moving to Tumblr makes me think that maybe I could have a better time posting my art here as well!

gosh, that's awful, i browse Reddit on occasion without an account just for cute/fandom posts, but an unfortunately-large portion of that site is bigoted and filled with hate. it's especially big in certain fandom circles like Undertale/Deltarune, but yeah, there's a good reason i deleted my old account from there.

and you know? i was honestly terrified about posting art on here originally. there's definitely still people here who will be rude and bullying for no reasons other than to be mean. but the Pizza Tower fanbase here is surprisingly supportive, and a lot of blogs i've met i've actually gotten fairly close with!

i'd say, if you want to post your art here, go for it! it might be slow to get attention at first, but the more you make, and the more people you talk too, eventually you'll get there!

and if you ever feel bad about making OCs or forming your own lore for stuff, just remember this important message from Eyhm:

[eebie]

i cant keep it hidden any longer

[dragonkingz159]

Side tangent.

FUCK one sided Machine Curse.

Nearly the entirety of the Magikrab Gauntlet has the Machine Curse sticker somewhere. I have no idea who is wearing it but it permeates the entire train.

It breaks so many little fun combos with stickers you could do like you can’t use Automation, Roll Again, Random Starter, or Custom Starter on anything that is not a direct buff to yourself because otherwise you look like a complete dumbass when whatever you throw out there reflects back to you.

And that’d be fine. Honest. It would be. Because I know it has to be there to prevent the whole Khepri six Random Starter Headshot thing. And NORMALLY it means that the enemy can’t do the same to you because Machine Curse is an aura sticker which means that no one can use passive stickers to do things because it always reflects back regardless of who uses it.

Except Magikrab is a dick who applies Machine Curse to your side, and your side of the field, only.

So you have to sit there and watch the opponent use Roll Again or Automation and not get screwed over by the Machine Curse that you KNOW is THERE. It’s aggravating.

Hoooo hohoho it’s like salt in a wound. Because I’m sitting here wanting to use like little debuffs when I switch in or an automated ionized air thing on a AP Factory Lapacitor but no. Than I sit there an watch a Pryomeleon use Roll Again and hit me with a Damage Roll and I seethe.

Oh it just grinds the gears

[naomiknight-17]

Picked up Dave the Diver yesterday, and it's much more intense than I expected and I've been really enjoying it except for two things

1. Characters make rude comments about Dave's weight (he is very round)

2. I keep getting murdered by fish

[hallowsden]

DC x DP Idea Thing #4

Dual-sided Rebirth AU (Official name pending)

Brain had this idea for over a week (or 2...) now, rent-free, but what if Jazz, Dan, Danny, and Ellie all reincarnated as Harvey Dent's kids? Jazz and Dan are the old set of twins while Danny and Ellie are the younger set. Will all of them remember their past lives? I say majority of it.

This is before Harvey got scarred and became Two-Face and maybe the mother is someone before Gilda Dent? Idk, all I know is that all of them present as Metas despite neither Harvey or their mother had the meta trait (this is a case that Black Canary II falls under from what my research says), Danny and Ellie's powers showing from birth while Dan's and later Jazz's activated after.

Danny and Ellie were thought to be dead when they were born but they proved otherwise. Danny froze a nurse's hand while Ellie went into goop mode a few times. Later Dan and Jazz both set something on fire but for two completely different reasons, severity, and time. At least to say, Harvey here has a handful, especially if he was acting as a single parent here.

Harvey's gonna have a bit of a hard time first as a parent, regardless if this is pre-Two-Face era or not. Man here is (secretly) terrified at the thought of becoming like his father to his kids.

It takes a while but he gets used to the life of fatherhood despite also being busy as hell. The kids help out by behaving (as much as they can anyways), though, Jazz's powers do come in handy.

(She's like SCP-999 essentially here when she notices people are stressed in her proximity, for lack of better words. No one noticed she had powers till it manifested into harmless flames that had calming effects to it when nearby. With her powers + support from her and the rest of her siblings, they managed to delay Two-Face's debut for a while later on. But uh, yeah, her powers are gonna be very helpful for Harvey when Dan, Danny, and Ellie all gain more powers cause OOOOO BOY, blood pressure, am I right?)

Harvey becomes more motivated to get into Law after all his kid's powers were shown so they can be seen/treated as equals and not have Metas outright banned from Gotham especially, even though he keeps his kid's status as "metas" away from public knowledge. It later becomes an open secret though.

As stated earlier, the Two-Face debut is gonna be delayed. Jazz, Dan, Danny, and Ellie are gonna be very protective of their dad (and pa when they officially meet Harv) after the attack. Mother henning children. I feel like Dan's gonna empathize with both of them a lot in a way and have late-night talks with dad and pa about the darker thoughts they all have.

As much as they all tried, though, Two-Face is gonna make an appearance cause this is Gotham.

When Two-Face era begins, Harvey and Harv likely avoid the kids (even if Danny and Ellie are still teens while Jazz and Dan are in Uni) as their way of protecting them from overall villain stuff the two do despite all of them trying to reach out to him and supporting them, hoping they'll get better.

I'm ngl, I feel like Dan and Danny are gonna join the criminal business with their dad and pa (much to their protests) cause someone has to look out for them. Ellie joins in on occasions for chaos and shenanigans (cause yes) and Jazz is glaring at Arkham with so much contempt cause YOU AREN'T HELPING HER DAD AND PA PROPERLY! (As well as the other inmates but STILL- YOU CALL THAT PROPER MEDICAL PRACTICE- Jazz ends up burning at least something whenever anything about Arkham is brought up. Everyone in the family is scared cause her flames normally don't even singe a thing)

Jazz is creating her own practitioner-place therapy thing cause TO HELL WITH ARKHAM!

I... Honestly don't know what I'm writing here anymore. More exhausted then usual. Might add/edit later. Idk. Just- Reincarnation for Fenton Kids, Harvey being Gotham's original Famous Dad before Bruce (which speaking of- he's Uncle Bruce and Dan and Danny don't trust him which confuses Harvey and Harv), and just, angst, fluff, chaos, and shenanigans.