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anti procrastination soldier i drew in ms paint to motivate myself
#Needed this I am going to do all the homework I didn’t do and take 3 pages of ww1 notes like I said I would 4 days ago#🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
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sheduked like 28 of that thicc half life scientist like Im a squirrel collection nuts for the winter season and I’m scheduling more tomorrow 🫦 also I’m supposed to be up in like 3 hours so uhh… 🫦🫦🫦
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#I know I’ve reblogged this bwfore#I’m doing it again#in fact I’m going to queue this so it posts every week for the next year or so#if they ever stop after I stop posting it means I’m truly dead
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guys I was making noodles and I was trying to empty the noodle water in the sink
AND THEY FELL IN THE SINK
😖😖😖😖😖😣😣😣😣
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#THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT ONE HELMER PARTY FIC#WHERE SOLDIER IS WATCHING THING ABOUT PENGUINS AND HOW THEY GIVE THEIR PARTNERS ROCKS OR SOMETHING#AND HE GIVES ENGIE A ROCK
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Guys my plan did NOT work I’m COOKED
I had this evil devious plan… because I changed the topic of my big huge project one trimester in… so I’m like… cooked… and now I’m doing world war 1… and I had this genius plan like literally I’m soooo smart
I give myself soldier brainrot until I start twitching on the floor
then THEN I write about soldier info dumping about ww1 to engie because I personally headcanon that soldier really likes ww1
STAY WITH ME TRUST TRUST
I read 50 articles about ww1 because of the soldier brainrot
and then I write an entire research paper about ww1
SEE IT WAS GENIUS UNTIL I DONT HAVE ANY BRAINROT TO EAT BC MY HUNGRY ASS ATE IT ALL
IM COOOOOOOOOOKED
I think I’m just gonna rawdog this intro bru… it can’t be THAT hard right (I only need the intro for tomorrow I think BUT I DONT HAVE ANY NOTES OR ANY IDEA HOW TO MAKE A GOOD HOOOOOOK I CAN ONLY WRITE YAOIIIIIIIII)
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“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
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Completely forgot u were alive
I got turned into 3 rats and they were spread across different continents and they had to do a ritual together to become me again 🤧
#Speaking of rats…#Rats drive me crazy…#Crazy?#I was crazy once#i was locked in a rubber room#A rubber room with rats#The rats drove me crazy#Crazy? I was crazy once#I was locked in a rubber room a rubber room with rats#The rats#drove me crazy#Crazy? I was crazy once I was locked in a rubber room a rubber room with rats the rats drove me crazy#Crazyy?#I was crazy onec#I was lockes in a rubber room#A rubber room with ratssss#The rats drove me crazzyyyy
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I rmember you're genocides.
human… I cant remnberr youre McDonald’s order… can you repeat that…
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i had to gif this
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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD. Once you're given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the ask of eight people who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing happens but it's sweet to know so. I think you're beautiful inside and outside 🕺🏿❤️
Aaaaa thank you 😭😭
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My son ainis and his brother painis
#IM GONNA SCREAMING#YOUR WIFES A WHORE hi Painis how’s it going HES SO POLITE WE ALL NEED TO HE LIKE AINIS CUPCAKE#STRUGGLING NOT TO RELEASE THE FOGHORN WITHIN ME#PANINI GOT CRUTCHES FOR HIS NOODLY LEGS IM SCREAMING TJIS MADE MY DAY#EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS WONDERFUL#I JUST READ AINIS CUPCAKES WIKI PAGE AND IM SCREECHING HE IS A SALES ASSISTANT#THIS IS PERFECT#AMAZING#AWESOME SAUCE#IM GOING WACKADOODLES#ALSO I FIXED AUTOCORRECTING MOSTLY YAY#FAV
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Chat I’m cooked for the big project thing 😩😩 I originally was going to do computer viruses but now I want to do world war 1 or 2 😭😭😭😭 it shouldn’t be so bad since it’s still early and there should be more stuff about ww1 and I’m actually excited about it
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I was gonna make something because yesterday was the 10th anniversary of the we like to party sfm and today is epic scouts birthday but I was too eepy 😔 sorry skibidis
Taming engineer can’t even let epic scout celebrate his birthday what a buttcheek… smh…
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