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just walked into my closet to get another shirt and WAS IMMEDIATELY BLASTED IN THE FACE BY A FREEZING COLD BLOCK OF AIR because for some reason my CLOSET is always FREEZING COLD

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I’m gonna fart it’s like -837419927374 degrees and I have to go to school CHAT I WANTED TO PLAY JUMP ACADEMY ALL DAY 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩❌❌❌❌❌❌❌💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

I had to give the dog A JACKET BECWUSE SHE WAS FREEZING

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A sticker I designed for a little TF2 competition

Graphic design is definitely my weak spot when it comes to art, but I'm pretty happy with how this turned out!

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Can we call demoman x soldier/Tavish x Jane “boots n bombs”? The tag is currently empty so you won’t find weird unrelated stuff in it

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everytime I see the words massive, solid, academy, taper, dollar, or fade my neurons activate and I lock in immediately

like the thing I was applying to contains the word academy and every time I see it I’m like HOLY SHIT JUMP ACADEwait no that’s not jump academy it’s so STUPID

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can't stop can't stop

bonus

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just got my results back from my big test I took back in October and I got the highest level for all classes, and I am in the top 97% of the entire USA

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Lead water induced hallucinations

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Me when shading: random bullsh*t go!!

Anyways, Solly is now my PFP!!! Sorry Van gogh, u had ur turn (it was years)

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Oh and in English we have to learn and use uncommon words and we had a test and I was making up names so one of the names ended up being giggity grenade. Idk what was going through my head. So I drew a grenade with quagmires face under the sentence and I still got a 100%. I haven’t gotten the paper back though I’m scared what my teacher wrote in response

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Forehead reveal

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Hey, do any of you people remember that one tf2 comic where soldier is talking to a bunch of wooden cutouts thinking they’re real people? You know how it was supposed to be a joke about how insane Soldier is, unable to differentiate the inanimate from the alive? Am I the only one who lost my mind about the implications of that or am I going just as insane as him.

You can see how lazy I got near the end but I couldn’t be bothered to work on this anymore

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One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

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“What a funny video” I says with joys as I laugh hysterically at a metal gear meme, wheezing, coughing, wiggling EVERYWHERE to invisible by Duran Duran before suddenly stopping and staring at the ceiling knowing full well the closest I’ve come to finishing my world war 1 themed assignment is finding out that the market gardener is named after operation market garden which didn’t even happen in ww1

I think I have a week to do it idk I wrote an entire 6 body paragraph essay about ww1 in 3 hours and got an A- on it. And it was 1am. Then I deleted half of it because I couldn’t figure out how to transition from “flesh grape disease (trench foot)” to the schlefen plan or however it’s spelled. Anyways that assignment was pretty MASSIVE and it’s a shame I had to LOWer the amount of body paragraphs. I’m TAPERing out I feel my energy is starting to FADE because im eepy.

also I have a new soldier oc who has a pizza box for a head and a best friend who is a sentient shovel that wears a helmet

I’ve made it my goal to figure out how to make 2 cardboard slices as expressive as possible. Every drawing except the one in the top right I poured my heart and soul into. Does it make sense? No. I saw a video on YouTube with a talking pizza box and I liked how it moved so now i have this. He will forever remind me of how I never drew any fanart for reiquem for a pizza after I watched it.