honeyconez

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I love jump academy so much I just play it for one and a half hours with my friend and I actually completed easy strafe and it was so fun and then we messed around for thirty minutes and I found a ton of Easter eggs like there’s a qr code that goes to heavy is dead

Also there was someone named I put fentanyl in your candy

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Goofy ass rag doll he’s so whimsical (this has 0 effort put into it)

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bucket man with exploded dick 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

pan man with stinky 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

they would be such friends 🥰🥰 the bucket zombie is @honeyconez’s oc

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IM DONE WITH THIS GODDAMN GAME

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guys I might actually be stupid I just realized that turkeys lay eggs it never occurred to me that turkeys laid eggs I think my brain is slowly rotting

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Cone cave

there’s cones and pans everywhere… I wonder why…

I go by Conez or Ed

transmasc somewhat probably?? Give me cock!!!

He/She/It????? Im not sure pick one

I’m a minor so no super weird stuff please

I’m learning French (ew spy reference)

I LOOOVEVEE tf2 i will mostly be posting tf2 related stuff and soldier is my favorite

My favorite ships are helmet party, boots n bombs, and fruit scones/american healthcare

Some other of my smaller interests are SCP, HLVRAI, No Man’s Sky, Mouthwashing, Portal, Half Life, and Dogman

I’m pretty socially awkward so if I don’t respond to a comment or I respond in a weird way it’s because I don’t know how to respond 😭😭😭

I don’t mean to be an asshole but sometimes I can come off as one but I don’t mean to be offensive

Potentially autistic??? Getting a diagnosis soon

✨ My Tags ✨

old tags will be listed under cut

Conezdumbideas - shitposts

Conezmakeart - art tag

Conedoodledoodle - doodles

Conezyappityyap - me rambling

Conepookies - me irl frens

Conezdoesthegmog - gmod sillies

Conezgoofyassocs - my gooby ocs

🧦 Tags to find my shitty comics idk ✨

Conezsillyvoidcomic - void comic (on hiatus rn sorry)

🥖🥖🥖 Old Tags 💔🥖🥖

conezeatspencils - pencil drawings

wholetconezcook - drawings

(copied from old intro lol) Other general stuff I find neat

•Computer viruses(stuxnet……)

•World Wars 1 & 2

•Patterns in math…. My beloved….

•Paradoxes

•Spaceeeeeeeee

•Geology

•Math in general I guess

•Death of the universe(I could go on and on… please ask me…)

•Coding

•Rules of robotics

•History

Games

• Undertale/Deltarune

• Minecraft

• Celeste

• Rayman

• Subnautica

• Cat Quest I & II

• Stardew Valley

•Cuphead

Movies

• Emesis Blue

• Deadpool 1, 2, 3

• Howl’s Moving Castle

• Magnificent Nine

• Steven Universe the Movie

(Will add more I remember)

Cartoons / Shows / Series idk

• Lil Pootis

• Adventure Time

• Fionna & Cake

• Adventure Time Distant Lands

• Steven Universe

• Minecraft Storymode (I watched the Netflix thingy before it was removed)

• Captain Underpants

• Team Neighborhood

• Over the Garden Wall (one of my favs)

Books / Comics

• Curse Of the Werepenguin

• Dogman (huge inspiration)

• Breaking Cat News (huge inspiration)

• Bunnicula

• The Outsiders (could yap forever)

• Midsummer’s Nights Dream

• Adventure Time Comics

•Countdown to Zero Day

Youtube series or Youtubers I like

*(by youtubers I mean their videos if they don’t really have a series) **(if any of these Youtubers are actually bad people please tell me I live under a rock)

• Honorcrocketts

• Rubberfruit

• Kostamonien

• STBlackST / Unusual Troubles

• Kitty0706

• Requiem For A Pizza

• Badwatervideos2009

• HoovyTube

• Team Neighborhood

• Kugawattan

• TheInvertedShadow

• DamashiDX

Musical Artists

• Lemon Demon

• Neutral Milk Hotel

• Penelope Scott

• Weird Al Yankovic!!!!

• ARTHUR

• The Scary Jokes

• Metric

• Beck

DNI

Homophobes, transphobes, racists, pedos, pervs, proshit, pro-Israel, zionists, zoophiles, completely NSFW blogs, TERFs and SWERFs

Also some very specific stuff

-People who ship emesis blue solly and spy (it’s spy’s fault that everything happened to them fight me it’s not toxic yuri anymore it’s abusive yuri! Beyond unhealthy) (also I don’t hate freedom fries just shipping those 2 specifically 😭😭😭)(I DONT MEAN DNI TO PEOPLE WHO SHIP THEM I JUST REALLY DONT LIKE IT AND DONT BRING IT UP U WONT BE BLOCKED😭😭😭) -People who genuinely like lunchly gtfo you’re witerawy an npc… lunchables are so much better -That girl from 2nd grade who told me to smell her ass bc it smelled liked bubblegum and also told me that adventure time made me stupider fuck you -People who are like really aggressively vegetarian or vegan??? I’ll eat as much steak as I want. I’ll respect your life choices if you respect mine -Ppl who don’t like Bluey? I didn’t even know Bluey haters existed -IF YOU LIKE JIMMY FROM MOUTHWASHING I HAVENT PLAYED THE GAME IDK THE STORY BUT IK HE DID SOMETHING PRETTY SHITTY -People who like brussel sprouts wtf? No one like them also my stepmom is terrible at making them which makes them even worse because I hate brussel sprouts and my stepmom(I have many reasons to. I am not a spoiled brat, she makes me feel like shit every single day.) -People who aren’t comfortable with objectum, nothing against you but there will be jokes about objectum (me fucking cones and pans will be mentioned with me and my friend null) so just dni for your comfort :] -People who still use Dr br*ght or support him. What the fuck?

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after my one singular mouthwashing reblog today I return to YouTube shorts… I was so productive today…

(Erm actually technically I was I set up speakers for my computer and learned how to record and edit in sfm)

(also I might make a new intro post)

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Need this mf skinned alive 😍💕

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I don’t remember what I was doing for the past few hours all I know is that I texted my friend “ball fart 😕” and also “My pee stream is so high pressure that when I pee on something it burns a hole through it because it’s so powerful” after she texted me that one image with the dog saying “friends r like snowflakes… they disappear when u pee on them”

Uyes ues thois oen thanks.

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Help

She’s unleashing the snowstorms

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😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈👹👹👹👹

Oh god the defrosting why

The defrostening…

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Oh god the defrosting why

The defrostening…

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I was playing tf2 and I was in the sewers of 2fort looking for someone because I couldn’t find a single person and a medic started healing me and I was so scared because I didn’t know what to do

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thinking about how I got into tf2 is so hilarious because it was one big string of events I might’ve talked about it before but I forgot

big post warning- I didn’t mean to write this much

it all started about 2-3 years ago… I was watching Minecraft brainrot when a matpat video about Minecraft(maybe it was another thing idk I assume it’s Minecraft) was in my recommended to me. This, friends, was the turning point in my life that possibly saved my childhood. I watched matpats videos until falling upon one about undertale. It fascinated me, who was this sans the skeleton and his brother papyrus? I slowly became obsessed with undertale… my very first fandom. I watched so many undertale comic dubs that it was probably unhealthy. This eventually led to deltarune. Dear god I was the worst spamton simp. But slowly, ever so slowly, the hyperfixtation started to fade away as I discovered Pinterest. Voila. Scp. I see funny plague doctor man and I think he’s interesting. I watch scp memes but the hyperfixtation fades quickly. One fateful day, chikn nuggit appears on YouTube sharts. I fell in love with it immediately. Truly wonderful. But alas, after watching all the episodes 3 times over, with no new content, it too faded away and became a distant memory… I go back to Pinterest, and rediscover scp. Now instead of being more into the scps themselves, I become a doctor fan… Dr iceberg was my favorite, until I discovered alto clef. I am not kidding when I say I have read almost every single page on the scp wikidot with clef tagged on it. Up until now my hyperfixtations had been lasting for up to 2 months at most(except for undertale I think that one was 6 months) but there was so much content on the wikidot that it fueled my hyperfixtation. That’s when, one fateful day on Pinterest, I discover these wonderful Microsoft paint drawings. I fall in love with them immediately. But I cannot find the original artist because the asshole posting them didn’t link them. But my friend who was also in the scp fandom at the time discovered a silly animation with the same art style, I looked at the channel and discovered their tumblr. I found all their doodles and they were so wonderful and amazing. During this period, I had felt like my hyperfixtation was slowly disappearing, but these doodles saved it. Until… one fateful day… they posted hlvrai au art. At first I paid no mind. “Ah. These are funny.” Is what I thought. Then I ended up really liking how the characters were designed, so I decide to watch hlvrai. At first, I am doodling the funny parts as characters from scp. Then I realize I really like hlvrai. I go to tumblr and I start looking at the tag. Yes. These are wonderful characters. This marks the end of the second scp phase. One fateful day, as I am scrolling the hlvrai tag, I come across a link. To AO3. I have never heard of ao3 before. It is a fanfiction about Benrey and Gordon falling in love. I read it. I love it. I look for more. I discover the fanfiction “human resource violation.” Truly wonderful and completely irrelevant to what im saying. I discovered ao3 from hlvrai. Soon later, I discover what being trans is. I realized that I may be trans. Wonderful. What else will I discover from hlvrai? Valve. Half-life. Portal specifically. I love these games. They are so fun. I play portal, and I go onto Pinterest to find art. And that’s when I see this silly little creature with a gas mask. Its name, Pyro. I immediately fall in love with this little creature. But I still love hlvrai. But the hlvrai hyperfixtation is old, and I am fascinated by this “pyro” and the other 8 “mercenaries” so I draw pyro. I put the drawing in my phone case. Wonderful! I am now in love with tf2. But that isn’t it. At first, I just scrolled Pinterest, but I didn’t really like it that much. So I decide to go back to tumblr.

That’s when I discover from a post that there are videos made by valve about the mercenaries. I watch all of them and expiration date and end of the line. I fall in love with these sfms. And also scout. I love scout a lot. I kin him, and start drawing him. That’s when I discover speeding bullet. Amazing name, and I love them. I read a few fics about them on ao3 and this is also when I discover that ao3 tf2 was not the same as ao3 hlvrai. When I’m scrolling on tumblr, I see a post about a series called team neighborhood. Still one of my favorite series. I watch it. And now there’s more tf2 related videos on my yt fyp. Amazing! I watch all of them. One day, im on tumblr again when I discover something interesting. Painis cupcake and freak fortress. I think this is fucking hilarious and I find out there’s a whole page of all the freaks on fandom. I have watched nearly all the videos. This is when I start noticing soldier more and how awesome he is. I have literally never been hyperfixtated on a character like soldier before. The earlier ones were all twinks. I think soldiers really funny, so I look for more content.

I get interested in boots n bombs. I love boots n bombs. I don’t want to ship red soldier with anyone because I still really like red solly and Zhanna, so I decide to make ocs for helmet party since at the time I wasn’t sure about multi shipping, and helmet party seemed interesting. Now, the birth of my literally favorite ocs ever, honeysuckler and honeysuckle. I get hyperfixtated on them and now they have a whole plot line made up in my head and I decide to make more OCs. There is an entire au now. Then, as I would like to call it, the dark ages. I still liked tf2, but I just didn’t really feel hyperfixtated on anything. That’s when I rediscover freak fortress. Yippie! All is well and a few months go by. I realize this is my longest hyperfixtation yet (7-8 months now) and now I’ve kind of settled down with tf2. I think one of the main reasons I’ve been hyperfixtated on tf2 for so long is because of all the content. Freak fortress is a whole other thing with a shit ton of series, and then there’s sfms and series like team neighborhood. But this literally could have taken a completely different turn if I didn’t watch that one matpat video. Also the person with the silly mspaint doodles liked overwatch, so I could’ve become hyperfixtated on overwatch instead and could’ve despised tf2.

Wow that was a lot myb

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Check your candy I found a thermonuclear missile in mine…

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slowly going insane while watching trolldier frag videos because I swear I woke up 3 hours later than I actually did because I saw the time and now it’s 3 hours before

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I don’t want a lot for Christmas

there’s just one thing I need

I don’t care about the presents

underneath the Christmas tree