#sephiroth horse

[soggy-fishsticks]

[princehowl]

save a horse let a cowboy ride YOU

uknowhatimsayin

repost bc i wanted to fix the tassels and give him a ridiculously long weapon, + had some doodles that i didn wanna post alone

og twitter post

[aug 2024]

[soybean-official]

Doodle page

[myfandomrealitea]

The way some of you will just blindly scream "that's illegal!!" at anything without actually fact-checking yourself beforehand 🥴

[sh1-n0bu]

most ppl go from sephiroth to calcharo pipeline. but look at me, going from calcharo to sephiroth

[computerram]

learned vincents backstory tonight

[monstrous-angels]

Pictured, a boy and his 1200 lb toddler

Sephiroth would absolutely be that kind of horse owner that goes all out buying expensive tack and the very best food and training and vet visits and all of the cool stuff. But you don't really need all of that for a trail ride by yourself in the cold.

[poniesatemypencils]

Cloud Strife and Sephiroth as horses!

I wanted to pair my love for horses with Final Fantasy 7.

[scrawnytreedemon]

People are headcanoning Sephiroth as illiterate now. As in. The fucking reason he took so long in that basement was because he had to finger-read every single fucking book.

I'm putting Sheltered Sephiroth on the top shelf until you goons stop veering into outright ableism. For fuck's sake.

[prismaticpichu]

*gives Sephiroth this very cool book called Blood Meridian*

Sephiroth: Ah, Cormac McCarthy. One of the classics. Very nice choice indeed. I do have to apologize though, my friend; your copy will not be necessary. I have already read all his works.

Sephiroth: Quite a wholesome lad ❤️

[mercuryislove]

mutuals I wish we could play red dead online together and stand in the lupine fields and pet each other's horses and twirl guns and what not

[soggy-fishsticks]

[familiarflower]

ok but here's what i don't get....why aren't there more ahm....people created like sephiroth and angeal. because they were clearly successes and considered (at least later) successes. you can't tell me that hojo wasn't like 'that worked lets try that again' as if it isn't that hard to find surrogates. or having taken the genetics of sephiroth or angeal and ya know...making more -cough- people with the genetics. i just feel like one of the basics of sciences is testing testing testing of the same experiment to see different results so why aren't there more sephiroths and angeals using the same procedure??

[rottenpumpkin13]

Now I wonder what Kunsel has on everyone in Shinra. How is he able to blackmail even the Turks? (and not get a bullet to the head for attempting to?)

Kunsel's Blackmail List

• A video of Sephiroth pursuing a laser from a laser pointer, calmly but clearly intrigued.

• A photo of Zack playing online games on the computer in Lazard's office *note: he's wearing one of Lazard's suits.

• A video of Sephiroth putting sugar on his french fries in the mess hall and saying "Perhaps this will make me feel alive."

• A photo of Sephiroth and presumed-dead former Turk Vincent Valentine side by side, with a sticky note that just reads "hmm"

• A copy of Reno's special brownie recipe that he occasionally leaves in the Turks' break room. *note: it's weed.

• An audio of Genesis saying "Sometimes I feel like Loveless isn't that good."

• Evidence that Cloud Strife is a time traveler: Video of him "trying out" Angeal's Buster Sword. Cloud expertly slammed the sword onto a metal door and Angeal shrieked as if Cloud had harmed his first born child.

• A video of Zack arguing with a dog. The dog is seemingly winning the argument. One minute later Genesis also joins the argument.

• Evidence that Reeve and Cait Sith are the same person - an audio of Reeve going "Hojo can suggest turnin' injured soldiers intae guinea pigs an' the President's all for it, but if Ah were tae break Hojo's knees, Ah'd be in the wrong an' sent tae jail."

• Audio of a conversation between Sephiroth and Genesis where they discuss how to "hypothetically" fake their deaths and flee to a remote island away from civilization.

• Photos of Zack and Cloud that Angeal took. It's the classic prom pose. Zack has his arms around Cloud.

• A video of Angeal discreetly pouring alcohol into his morning coffee and going "don't worry, it's decaf"

• Security camera footage of Sephiroth taking an entire cake from the break room exactly one minute after it was placed there.

• Emails between Zack and Cloud where they're freaking out because Sephiroth still hasn't noticed that his sword is a replica, and they lost the real one.

• Evidence that Cloud Strife is a time traveler: The smoke detector went off in the lounge and Cloud immediately attacked Sephiroth.

• A receipt from Angeal where he purchased horse items: a saddle, reins, and feed. Curiously, Kunsel never found the horse.

• Security cam footage of Sephiroth walking, stopping in the middle of the hallway, shouting "FUCK!" and then proceeding as if nothing happened.

• Dashboard footage of Angeal teaching Zack how to drive, a chaotic twenty minutes of A: "YOU JUST RAN A RED LIGHT!" followed by Z: "I mean what's the difference between red and green, realistically?" and A: "PULL OVER YOU'RE COLOR BLIND"

• A video of Zack going into the men's bathroom empty-handed and then coming out with a popsicle.

• Evidence that Cloud Strife is a time traveler: video footage of Cloud showing up to Sephiroth's apartment unannounced with therapy pamphlets.

• Chat logs from the SOLDIER group chat the day they tried to hide evidence that they broke the training room from Lazard, with Sephiroth suggesting they all gaslight Lazard into believing the training room is fine and the fire has been there all along.

• Security camera footage of Zack dropping down from the vents, placing a photo of Cloud Strife on Sephiroth's office door, and then retreating back into the vents.

• A video of Zack walking into the break room, going over to the fridge, opening the door, and climbing inside. Motives unknown.

• Security camera footage of Sephiroth practicing his nunchucks maneuvers in an empty training room, accidentally hitting himself in the face, and then standing there as if he just got slapped by an invisible force.

• Evidence of a file on Angeal's computer labeled "things that make me happy." Kunsel expected pictures of his friends. Instead, there's just an image of the buster sword and a stock image of an air fryer.

• A photo of Genesis' drawer of theft™ in his office, which includes Zack's kazoo, Zack's harmonica, Zack's hand bell, Zack's rubber chicken, and Zack's autographed photo of Sephiroth.

• A selfie of Tseng with Rufus asleep at his desk in the background. Tseng is holding up a bottle of Nyquil.

• An email from Sephiroth to Hojo that he never sent. It describes in detail how he would love to use his face to sand concrete.

• A photo of Tseng and Rufus pushing Dark Star around in a baby stroller like they're parents.

• A family tree connecting the president, Lazard, Rufus, and Evan Townshend, with a sticky note that reads "introduce president Shinra to condoms"

• A poster on the back of Sephiroth's office door that's a giant picture of Angeal shirtless. When asked why he had it Sephiroth replied "I look at it whenever I need to find inner strength to continue with my day"

• A box of auburn hair dye found in Genesis' bathroom.

[myfandomrealitea]

Re: pet evacuation

I don't know how you'd do it with other creatures since I've never had any, but I've always trained my dogs to come find me immediately when they hear the fire alarm. Not too hard with food motivated creatures; give them a tasty treat whenever they hear a fire alarm and they'll learn to search you out real damn fast when they hear it. You start out more often so they learn what to do and what everything means, but now I just reinforce it every once in a while.

Sending this ask bc so many people are so daunted by how to approach this type of training that they just never do it; maybe it'll help take away some of the "holy shit how the fuck do I even do that" panic

Pretty much any animal can be trained via food. Animals are extremely motived by food due to the instinctual drive to eat to survive and eat what they can, when they can.

Training an animal just takes time, effort and consistency. In the future I'll probably compile a list of resources for people who are interested in training their animals with emergency protocols and desensitization.

Training your dog to come to you or go to the front door in emergencies is a good place to start

[wowa-bublord]

with AGS, what do you think they do when they're playing around with each other? like are they the types to be taking playful little digs at each other and horsing around during down times or do they keep most of their truer selves locked away from any public eyes? i'm also very curious how you think zack being angeals student and then making it to first affects the previous dynamics and how he ends up being taken into their little group- i don't think anyone is truly immune to zacks inherent whimsy and depth and most certainly not sephiroth or genesis (in a nothing bad happens timeline 🥲)

in public, they are much more respectful to each other. Any digs they make to each other are very subtle and passive aggressive because they don't want to get in trouble for making Shinra look bad LOL in private. they are exploding each other in the face and hitting each other with swords and BEATING EACH OTHER UPPPPP the training room scene is nothing. imagine you gave some college boys the ability to throw each other through buildings. HAVOC.

AND THE ZACK ONE... OUHHH I HAVE SUCH SPECIFIC IDEAS FOR ALL THEIR DYNAMICS WITH THEM SO I DREW A LOT OF EXAMPLES

I see his dynamic with genesis.. as mutual haters LMAO. Genesis isn't too interested in hanging out with some teenager and ESPECIALLY isn't interested in losing his already limited free time to spend with angeal to his new apprentice. He was also unhappy with Shinra putting someone so young at such a high rank in the first place since he knows how stressful it is first hand. though he is usually sweeter to new recruits, zacks place in SOLDIER frustrates and upsets him which made him act not at his kindest. Zack is very socially aware, recognizes his hostility, and matches it x300 LMAOOO

ANGEALLLLLLLLL RRRRHHHHHH. Angeal is very familial at heart and takes on a brotherly role pretty immediately, he wants to protect Zack, and becomes increasingly distressed as he realizes how impossible it is to do so in their environment. I feel like Angeal has the same desires Zack does- to save his friends, protect the world, be a hero, but through out his time in Shinra he is repeatedly crushed by the realization that he can't save anyone, in the same way Zack is later on.

he still tries.

ZACK AND SEPHIROTH. Idk how to explain them in my mind they are constantly rattling around in here. Zack knows how depressed Sephiroth is and tries to make his day a little brighter. Sephiroth has only met one other person who spoke to him so freely so immediately so it isn't a surprise when he hears Angeal is his mentor. HE IS SILLY. HE MAKES HIM LAUGH. They comfort each other but it's surface level only because talking about each others problems means addressing their own

and a bonus doodle cos i didn't draw as much for seph sorryyyy hehe