#seemed funnier in my head

[fastfur07]

GET SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

careful partner, you may trigger my eat or retreat response

[sundalion]

Here’s your second sneak peak for the upcoming random ass comic :)

First beautiful sneak peak

[bklily]

Seems accurate

[milkamel]

I was scrolling through the memes I saved like a year ago and got a terrible idea lmao

Killer belongs to rahafwabas Cross belongs to jakei Dream belongs to jokublog

Original:

[skooogen]

On the watchtower

Bruce: Our space heater just died

Clark (trying not to panic): the.. sun?

Based on this tweet

[justblastronaut]

is this something?

[sheyfu]

hsr'ers having pets (I WAS COOKING IP MY HSR HCS THING THEN I THIUGHT OF THESE LAMDKAOAOAO)

- dan heng would have a pet cat. idk what breed. he also doesnt know what breed it is. but it's a cat. he names it leaf because of its green eyes.

- boothill would have a cat also. he also doesnt know what breed. he'd name it cunt. KIDDING. he named it lucy. in honour of his daughter:( (IS LUCY HIS DAUGHTER'S NAME IDK BRUH ERMM). he says it's because he couldnt think of any other names. he's technically right. bc how can he think of other names when the only name he can think of is hers :((

- caelus would have a dragon. he'd name it bewd (boo•wed). what does it mean? blue eyes white dragon.

- aventurine would have a rat. idk where he got it (probably from the streets). he gives it a litol hat and names it little bitch :)) so when he calls for it he's like 'come here, little bitch!" "come to papa, little bitch!" people stare at him but dw, he loves his little bitch too much to care 😇😇

- i feel like argenti would have a sugar glider!! not sure why but LAMSSOAOAOAO he'd be a father of two and their names are probably generic white people names. it's ok tho, their accessories make up for their names

- gepard would have a dog. ITS SO FITTING WJSHJHSJDI. it would js follow him around and bark at people when they gef too close to him. he'd give it its own armour too :D just a simple man and his simple best friend :)) as for the nameeee probably rocky :D

[pvffinsdaisies]

… are fake social media posts still funny?

[maybe-i-am-a-bot]

Okay but imagine Odysseus at troy giving his crew a motivational pep talk (singing it of course) every night before fighting the next day

[heart4dinner]

ifykyk

[mortallydarktragedy]

My kid: "let's play house!"

Their friend: grabs dolls, toy cellphone, other toys

My kid: comes back limping with a cane, tic-tacs, a whiteboard and a black marker.

Me: standing to the side grinning proudest parent ever

[geuretea]

While doing physics I forgot to square some number and the result was that a 60kg person on the Moon weighted trillions of tons

[nekobami]

HE'S GOING THERE AND HE'S NOT AFRAID!!!! ( Boy belongs to @eiesopodmortey )

NOTHING CAN STOP HIM!!!!

[cr4zedf0x]

Yuma and Makoto's battle, but with Sonic Adventure 2 audio

[starburr]

I'm sure this joke has been done before.

[lowrezbonuslevel]

i'm evil btw

my bad guys