#LMAOAOAOA

[tccconfessionsfagg]

~ASMR~ Eric Harris Sits On Your Face (Humiliation, Face-sitting, M4A)

Confession 1093

[mysicklove]

older brother sukuna has frequent nightmares of there being multiple yuujis that he has to raise. he often wakes up in a cold sweat and thanks god that he only is stuck with one of them

[d-velleity]

whuh (*´罒`*)

[cupophrogs]

I would say I'm sorry, but I needed the laugh.

Drew running from Miss Delight.

“It… it was a struggle.”

[sheyfu]

hsr'ers having pets (I WAS COOKING IP MY HSR HCS THING THEN I THIUGHT OF THESE LAMDKAOAOAO)

- dan heng would have a pet cat. idk what breed. he also doesnt know what breed it is. but it's a cat. he names it leaf because of its green eyes.

- boothill would have a cat also. he also doesnt know what breed. he'd name it cunt. KIDDING. he named it lucy. in honour of his daughter:( (IS LUCY HIS DAUGHTER'S NAME IDK BRUH ERMM). he says it's because he couldnt think of any other names. he's technically right. bc how can he think of other names when the only name he can think of is hers :((

- caelus would have a dragon. he'd name it bewd (boo•wed). what does it mean? blue eyes white dragon.

- aventurine would have a rat. idk where he got it (probably from the streets). he gives it a litol hat and names it little bitch :)) so when he calls for it he's like 'come here, little bitch!" "come to papa, little bitch!" people stare at him but dw, he loves his little bitch too much to care 😇😇

- i feel like argenti would have a sugar glider!! not sure why but LAMSSOAOAOAO he'd be a father of two and their names are probably generic white people names. it's ok tho, their accessories make up for their names

- gepard would have a dog. ITS SO FITTING WJSHJHSJDI. it would js follow him around and bark at people when they gef too close to him. he'd give it its own armour too :D just a simple man and his simple best friend :)) as for the nameeee probably rocky :D

[addsalwayssick]

think about if lily and regulus had ended up together. james, in love with both of them to a fault. he sees them kiss, or go to the library together holding hands. think about him watching from afar, his heart breaking. think about him thinking about never falling in love again because how could he recover? how is he so unlovable that the only two people he’s ever loved, loved each other instead of him. think about lily decked out in green for the gryffindor and slytherin quidditch match, wearing regulus’s jersey. think about how james knew it was supposed to be his jersey. think about lily and regulus cuddling, reading together when lily snuck him into the gryffindor common room. think about james coming and seeing them making out from quidditch practice. think about james sobbing at night, horrible gut wrenching sobs because he managed to lose two people who he loved. think about him making his rounds as head-boy, when lily is off-duty coming across them in a broom cupboard. think about a joined potions class on amortentia. think about him smelling regulus and lily, but on the other side of the classroom, lily and regulus are laughing about how they smell each other. think about him telling each of them beforehand, maybe a week before they got together. think about him telling regulus, and him saying that he’s got a thing for lily. think about him telling lily, and her telling him she’s got a thing for regulus. think about how he couldn’t tell sirius about his thing for regulus, and so sirius thought he was moping about because of lily. think of lily and regulus breaking up after a fight, and both lily and regulus go to james to hook up for revenge. think about him doing it, because he’ll have them in any way he possibly can. think about lily and regulus getting back together a day later, and james just gives up. think about how lily and regulus tell each other about how james likes them. and think about the two different endings. maybe they all get together, they’re happy, james is happy. or maybe james catches them laughing at him and his stupidity, and james is numb, is sad. think about it. or don’t.

[yinyuedijun]

every time I think about the fact that they gave dr ratio a regular ass name in chinese (zhenli) and chose to translate it into veritas I can't help but laugh

[monards]

If you thought I was man hating lesbian before… you’ll HATE to see me now…

[rosienewsies]

THREE WEEKS!!

THE RACE IS ON 💫🚆

[ladyvinnie]

Sorry i didn't post, I have a geo test next week...💔

MEME OF THE DAY🗣️☝️

there not even memes atp there just screenshots i took of this man bro.💀

[tccconfessionsfagg]

(OPEN RP)

Cal’s plump, jiggly ass ripples with each step he takes. He notices you staring at it.

"What’s the hold-up, Y/N?"

Confession 452

[mysicklove]

this is how sukuna acts post sex and after getting every insult toward you out of his system 💖

[d-velleity]

whuh (*´罒`*)

[mc-survivalist-steven]

Maybe someone spiked your drink at the BBQ with from crazy ass potion?

"I did hear about this kind of thing happening some time ago... could this be one of them? But-- hmm... I don't know."

"This one feels kind of... different."

[vrachis]

yk if past chief and chief w the new outfit were like- clones and the current is an actual person.... omg the most earth shattering and mind blowing foursome would happen

[milfboyhaloo]

qsmp fans when they see a white bear and eggs (its a qsmp reference)