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i like how for some of my moots i have specific endearments and the rest i just alternate (BUT I LOVE YALL ALL THE SAME) 😭

like how @inkstainsonmysheets is darling resha, @runnningoutofink is pretty, and @book-nerd-emi and @hopeless-umii are wifey

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emi tell me why i just saw this LMAOAOAO

HELP I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF SAYING THAT EVER

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GUYS ITS LITERALLY THE BEST PLEASE READ 😌😌

THE CHRONICLES OF MADDIE AND EMIS BRAIN HAPPENINGS

part 1: by @shattered-glass-roses and @book-nerd-emi

(very subtle foreshadowing in images above)

one day there was a lizard named gerald. he liked to eat tomato sauce and peanut butter! one day he met a turtle called carrot and they went to a trampoline park!! there they found michael townsend making out with jameson hawthorne!!! gerald was pretty confused because he was pretty sure they both had girlfriends at home… carrot scurried out horrified with his little turtle legs just as lia zhang ran in. gerald was just having fun until he heard lia scream: " WHAT THE *extremely redacted* IS GOING ON HERE TOWNSEND????". gerald is now very intrigued because he can not remember a time where lia has yelled that loud. he stops jumping on the trampolines to go see what happens next. to his extreme surprise, lia smacked michael across the face, and then proceeded to make out with him. avery grambs appeared right at that second and saw that jameson looked very scared. avery walked in very angry and she took off the lid of her iced caramel macchiato and poured it right over his head. he then was very angry for a second before she started kissing him. gerald was already having extreme ptsd before a group of ducks came in to shoot them with banana blasters shouting, "EAT YOUR POTASSIUM, KIDS!!". nobody really payed attention to them though. they do it everyday at this time to make sure everyone eats enough potassium per day. suddenly, a pope appeared and reassured everyone "god will protect you…" that made the ducks stop their potassium banana blasters to quickly pray. avery rolled her eyes and looked at michael and lia, who were somehow still kissing and thankfully had their clothes fully on. but when she glanced back, jameson had transformed into a frog!! she was absolutely flabbergasted until xander hawthorne yelled "skibidi rizzz!" and jameson was back to normal. xander than started running off into the trampoline park yelling after jameson to do a bunch of dares with him. something about shoving lia into the foam pit. that didnt sit well with michael. they finally broke apart after continuously kissing once they heard that and micheal started slowly taking lia out of the trampoline park yelling after xander “don’t touch her or you die”. michael was so angry that he grabbed his scissors and gave xander a low taper fade right away. xander started screaming and took out his extra on hand dye he has and spraying it all over michael, dyeing his majestic hair hot pink. lia screamed when she saw him, but dam he looked hot in pink. michael and lia then started kissing again because lia couldn’t resist a man with hot pink hair. she threw off his shirt and they were about to do it in the parking lot of the trampoline park when they realized literally everyone was watching them. xander chose this time to scream "GET A ROOM SIMGAS-". this is also when jameson decided to tarzan it across the trampoline park and maybe possibly break a few things. on the way, he shattered a few $1,000,000 porcielain vases from alice hawthorne that had been auctioned off to the trampoline park. it was a bougie trampoline park. next thing you know, alice walks out of the secret passage way in the wall to scold her grandchild, with astonishingly creative swear words. michael and lia watched in shock, as another banana from a banana blaster smacked both of them on the forehead. michael and lia then pull out nerf guns and start shooting everyone!

//hope yall enjoyed we basically just took turns writing each sentence and it came out downright chaotic

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oh! i was not expecting to wake up to a turtle. but yk. 😭😭😭

story yes pls 👅

Thank you for your order! I appreciate it!

Inside is:

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ignore how late this is

BUT BUT my favorite memory is turtle man by far. it’s my favorite thing ever.

also like the start of the slates gc was so funny

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story yes pls 👅

Thank you for your order! I appreciate it!

Inside is:

1 Story!

See the contents below…

ignore how late this is

BUT BUT my favorite memory is turtle man by far. it’s my favorite thing ever.

also like the start of the slates gc was so funny

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YAYAYYAYAYA

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i can see us twisted in bedsheets

pairing: savannah grayson x rohan mercy

warnings: moderately spicy, mentions of intercourse (?), emotional vulnerability

synopsis: what goes down when savannah and rohan are forced to share a room for the night...

word count: 1,050

note: first fic published on tumblr i think! and yes i did start writing this at 3:00 so don't come at me, i had to take matters into my own hands and write a savrohan fic. thank you to lys and rei for reading the start first! honestly though, im highkey really proud of this. also shoutout to @xoxo-iv you wanted sav and rohan to hold each other on my rp blog so THIS IS FOR YOU BAE.

tags: @rainforcsts @astraeajackson @book-nerd-emi @inkstainsonmysheets @anythinggoesbutme @prettylikethestars @lyrakanefanatic @caramelmiacchiato sorry if you didn't want to be tagged >_<

"are you kidding me?" savannah's clear, crystal-cut voice demanded silently, but seemed to ring out as it echoed against the walls of the luxury hotel lobby.

"you're saying that i have to share a room with this british bastard just because grayson needs his own room? can't he just sleep with lyra or something?" however well constructed her control was, it undoubtedly frayed when an unknown person's voice pointed out "can't you just sleep with rohan or something?" in the background of pandemonium.

lyra threw out an apologetic smile to savannah, caramel brown eyes softening as she tried to make offers but savannah simply flipped her short silver-blonde hair and rolled her eyes as if she tried to communicate that could people really get more incompetent than this?

and god, did savannah grayson know how to really sell an eyeroll.

rohan stood a few meters away, quietly observing the whole interaction and he would very well have smirked- if the situation hadn't involved him sharing a singular bed with the grandest game's infamous ice queen.

a dark angel, he thought, more breathtaking without wings and heaven's halo than any goddess had ever been.

his depiction was cut off abruptly, when a platinum and ash blue blur stormed off right in front of him as if he didn't exist. rohan would have known it was savannah just by feeling her presence. he knew it could have drawn crowds as thick as the ocean to look at her, bow to her, worship her like a goddamn queen... or perhaps that was the effect savannah grayson only had on him, but he didn't want to find out.

rohan ran a hand through his charcoal dark hair, sighed to the heavens, and followed behind savannah to their room.

the water from the shower poured. but to rohan, it was torture crafted and sent to him, all pretty in a box, complete with a red ribbon. it was torture, and all he could do was sit and close his eyes and try to stop seeing her while savannah showered.

the water stopped running and rohan thought it was over but she stepped out the bathroom door, hair dripping, smelling like lavender, and delicately clad in a steel blue nightgown that was far too sheer for the both of theirs liking.

it wouldn't have mattered. savannah could have been wearing a shapeless smock and rohan's eyes still would have followed her every move as if seeing her for the first time.

"savannah, love, you know you didn't need to pull all the hotel room act if you wanted me in bed with you, hmm?" he winked. sure, he could play it off easily with a flirtatious remark, but rohan couldn't help but let himself slip into the labyrinth in his head dedicated entirely to her.

really, how would this night end? with our colorful insults intertwined or our bodies intertwined?

their remaining distance from each other quickly disappeared with two of savannah's long, confident strides. another few irrelevant steps later and she stood in the space between rohan's legs, the tension in the air thick enough to cut through with a gilded blade.

savannah brushed nearly too-gentle fingers along his jaw, before she tilted his chin up to focus on her, face lowering so close her perfect lips could have brushed his skin.

"i already told you, rohan," she bit his name out, and he would have given everything if only he could have heard her say it again- as if it was a prayer, begging him, but also as if it was a curse, condemning him to his punishment.

"i told you that what i want is absolutely none of your concern." savannah punctuated the last word with a teasing bite to his neck, and that was all rohan or his meticulously crafted restraint could take.

five seconds was all it took for rohan to have savannah pinned under his body on the untouched white sheets of the bed, her pearlescent hair fanned out on the pillows.

"and what about regarding what i want?" his voice dropped lower, nearly unrecognizable even to himself. savannah gazed up at him in a way that was almost desperate, gray blue eyes heavy-lidded and shining. waiting.

"love, i-" was all rohan could groan out before she arched into his body and kissed him.

no, that was a understatement because savannah grayson devoured him wholly and completely as he did the same to her, letting her feel how much he needed her more than his next breath of oxygen...

the bedsheets did not remain untouched for much longer after that.

what was done could not be undone, and rohan would not have tried to undo anything at all.

savannah was spread out on the bed, next to him and panting softly, the afterglow pouring off of her as if water gliding down a cliff. her eyes met his warm coffee brown ones, yet rohan found he couldn't quite decipher what she felt.

was it regret? euphoria? contentment, even?

but before he could decode the glorious puzzle that was the woman beside him, savannah's position shifted- hands on rohan's shoulders and bare chest, leaning into him, holding on to him.

rohan blinked back his surprise as he wound his arms slowly around her waist, a million thoughts flying through his head.

savannah looked at him again with those striking glacier eyes he would have recognized anywhere, sharp and witty. while rohan tried to study them more intently, they blinked away in a flash.

"thank you." she said, two words so quiet he nearly missed them, illuminating the whole room.

rohan searched through his mind for a charming comment, lightning bright remark, anything... but all he could manage was to softly stroke the curve of savannah's hip and say the truth. "what for, angel?"

"thank you for being you, rohan. thank you for holding me like this."

her words hit harder than she could have ever expected, an arrow into his heart instantly. they were not a declaration, by any means, but rohan sensed the meaning anyways. unsaid words, actions that never were, falling apart for him layer by layer.

they weren't most people. they weren't fully good individuals. but they understood one another perfectly, and that had to count for something.

aaah do y'all think you could reblog this? <3

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The muffin man!

Do you know the muffin man

The muffin man?

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AT HER BOOK TOUR 😔

OH ALSO FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WERE LIKE “grayson is just falling for avery in a different font” JLB LITERALLY SAID THAT SHE MADE LYRA TO KINDA BE THE SAME TO AVERY BUT DIFFERENT SO FUCK YOU ALL

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i want a man whos funny like xander hawthorne, smart like klaus baudelaire, who would commit arson with me like michael townsend, kill for me like rohan mercy, loves me like julian santos, kisses me like legend santos, jealous like jacks of the hollow, flirts like leo valdez...

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anyone else get nauseous instead of hungry when u don’t eat?

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bitch get off tumblr its your bedtime

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bitch get off tumblr its your bedtime

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bitch get off tumblr its your bedtime

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bitch get off tumblr its your bedtime

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sigh it’s ok 😌😌

okay guessing game time guess who writes and plans to start producing music, is writing a book, recently started embroidery, recently continued digital art, has been drawing in sketchbooks a lot more, and is also getting way less sleep then they should be

i’m. uh. GUYS I DONT KNOW I FWAE. UHM

UH UH WHO- ARE YOU. IM SO SORRY OML

dude this could be anyone

@sleepy-boything-shit ??? maybe??

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i unfortunately have to disappear as it is 12:14 am 😔😔

BOOOOOOO UGH FINEEEEUH

have a good sleep

TALK TO ME TMRW OR I WILL KIDNAP YOU (threat)