#secret asks

[mssecret2]

What allyuh want to see for Christmas? I'm taking reasonable requests. Comment or repost stuff with the hashtag #kinky Christmas

[sliceofdyke]

Secret: recently, I blocked a mutual in law for having a very annoying opinion in response to an anonymous ask I sent. Later I saw that the mutual he was my in law thru commented on the answered ask expressing her distain for the asker's opinion - again, me being the asker. It wasn't a super serious topic or anything (I mostly blocked cuz I already found him just annoying in general and I'm curating my online experience y'know) but I haven't told her and she's a good friend and I'm kinda scared of her finding out one day but I've decided not to tell her just because of how trivial it is. None of the people involved are you and you probably do not know any of them, they're from another fandom. Just as a disclaimer

nodding that makes sense. but also its good that the opinion isnt worth ending the friendship over!

[souvenir116]

Probably not the secret you imagined but I should be sleeping but I can't because the moment I close my eyes I have to cry because I have to sell my car and it was my dream car but it's not profitable to fix it so I have to let it go

bestie... I'm so sorry you have go through this :( I hope you can find a better solution and keep it but still I'm sure you'll be able to get even a nicer one 🥺🥺 please take your rest and dont cry 🥺❤️

[autumnsunshine10]

I have never loved anyone enough to want to live with them all the time. I like the idea of an intellectual love but the physical aspect sort of disgusts me.

*

[finalgirllx]

My little secret! (Maybe not so secret lol)

You were the first person from the fandom to reach out to me and the first to ever tag me in any tag game. You have a special place in my heart for that 💕 I love you for being yourself and horny all the time 🫠😈

Can I say I have girl crush on you?! 🙃🙌

(I need to start participating on discord!! Sorry for being absent 😭)

hi!! you're too sweet to me. I'm so glad I reached out to you! you sent me with the 'horny all the time' comment - but not wrong LOL and you can - I adore you! no worries about discord - happy to chat whenever you're up to it :) I love you! 💕

[the-horsemen-ride]

👻????

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

War: ... what is with you guys and tryin' to get into all our business? Famine: Well, that's the point of all of this ask blog stuff. It builds credibility! Authenticity and that stuff! I think. And you seemed pretty okay with spilling everythin- War: Okay, okay, I get it. But I mean, didn't we- Famine: War. C'mon, we're all making fools of ourselves, not just you. War: Fine. ... Conquest: Needles. There. Got it over with. War: You already said that. Conquest: No, you said that. Now it's from the source. Pestilence: I second War on this. This- this one sounds like you've got some...plans. Do we have to? Did, uh...did we sign something? What were on those papers?

Famine shrugs.

Famine: Should've read 'em! Pestilence: ...hm... well, responsibility still stands... Deeper than that? Too repressed to uh, root out. Uhm. Maybe. Going mainstream. A-and tight spaces, claustrophobic. And being left alone. Forgotten maybe. Ironic...

Conquest: mhm. Pestilence: but... uh... I think everyone feels that way. Don't wanna be cooped up all alone, want people to think of me, include me, uh, yeah. Not like I care much about legacy but while I'm still here I hope people, uh care! Yeah. Not about any spotlight just, being not... chopped liver. A mostly collective nod. If not agreement then just comprehension.

Famine: I don't want to get too deep if I can help it, so I'll admit when I first met Headless, the guy put me off a little. I think he was still mad about the whole being dead thing back then. And I guess... nevermind. War: What? Famine: It's silly. Conquest: No, go on. Pestilence: We won't laugh at you that hard. Famine:... The door. ...

Pestilence: What, this one? Famine: No, no... the one Conquest came from. Death: The one upstairs. Famine: Yeah. It's just... it weirds me out how it...does that. And... sometimes I worry about what's going down on the other side. I mean if Conquest is the way he is- Conquest: What does that mean? Famine: Well, you're dead. And amnesiac, and you've got stigmata and you don't act like War all that much. And everyone else- Adversary and...just...what happened? Conquest:...whatever did is in the past now. Just got to hope it doesn't come back around. As long as you don't go opening that door you'll be fine, though. Famine: Well what if they aren't? Conquest: Who? Famine: Mirror-me. And... I haven't heard from Grust... ... Conquest: That's the...cat one, right? Famine: Mhm. I gotta find out if I ever reached him... I mean, all these other people go... go dark? The ones not in our...little circle. Sometimes we just don't hear from them in a while but... I have a hunch something's not right. Conquest: Probably. ... War and Death, to each other: You've been quiet. ... War: You go first. Death: No, I insist. War: Like it's some sort of fucking favor? Death: You'll feel better if it's out of the way. War: You never said what you were scared of the first time around. Death: Actually, if you weren't so caught up in bashing Connie's face into the cold hard ground, you would've caught that I said, well, being on the receiving end of such brutality. War:You're just being sarcastic an' flattering me. Death: Fine, I'll go first. War: good- Death: If you give me half of your next paycheck. War:... you're fucking with me. You don't even use the fucking money you get. Death: I do. Eventually. War: You just hoard it like some- it's just a question- fuck it, five bucks. You don't need half. Take it or leave it. Death:... Ten. War: Fine. Whatever. Death: Okay... I'll be honest, I... He hesitates, for a moment. Death: ...fear my own end. And yours, too. All of you. I don't want to get into it anymore than that. ... Death: Ironic, yes, but... ... Death: I'll stop. I don't want to put a damper on anything. Famine: Bit too late for that. Death: Mhm. ...

War: ... Well then. I... I'm not topping that. Good on you. Ditto, maybe.But... I'll agree with Famine here. I mean, less of the door in general and just what's come of it. Who, actually.

...

Conquest: Really. You're still on about this?

War: I do not like looking at my own corpse! And I don't like that it's- well, that you don't even act like me!

Conquest: And how do you think I feel? I get to see that you've got a pulse and you barely use it for any good.

War: As if you do anything with your lack-

Death pushes them apart.

Death: Boys, enough. You can talk about this all without going for each other's throats... again

Embarrassed, the two compose themselves...mostly.

Conquest: Fine, fine, sorry. But for all the things you're scared of-

Death: Conquest-

War: You think I'm some sorta coward?

Death: War.

Conquest: Maybe I do. I wouldn't be the only one.

War: Then what does that make you, huh?

Death: I said eno̵u̸͝gḧ̶͓́. I shouldn't have to talk to you like you're kids. We've got a reputation to hold up and you're not making it any better if you act like this.

...

Conquest: You... you're right. I'm sorry.

War says nothing. It's quite quiet now, actually.

[anyknotrants]

-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: of course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *chokes on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Jon: hehe... fuck

[rookdaw]

[hinamie]

surprise it's yuri!!!in 2024

[santapau]

"How to step out of the picture" a new Secret Knots comic! I hope you like it. As usual, this webcomic is made possible by the support of kind Patreon followers. Check out the different tiers (there's even a free one!) for extra content, sketches and more.

[hottubsandwiches]

needed to draw scar in the sunflower field after seeing his tweet about it

[datcravat]

Ace Attorney Investigations Collection X Among Us Collaboration promotional artwork by Datcravat (me haha)

[sliceofdyke]

i used to read obama x harry styles smut as a joke with my friends and eventually i was just reading it. like alone in my room. one that stands out to me is a love triangle between obama, harry styles, and the ghost of putin (in this fanfic they killed him so that it wouldn’t be problematic). none of it ever like did anything for me and when id read it alone i actually would get very uncomfortable and it wasn’t enjoyable but i kept doing it

my friend ethan thinks youre a masochist

[fauxunraveling]

my heart is too delicate

[autumnsunshine10]

My secret is you have been my crush for a while. Your mind creates and reblogs the most beautiful poetry. Your beauty arrests me, I look upon your fair skin, freckles, your curves and those amazing eyes and I wonder how long I could resist in your presence, before I give in.

🥰

[farshootergotme]

Occasionally I picture Nightwing calling Red Hood "little wing" in front of others and people looking between this huge, 6'0 feet tall man with growing white hair, and then Nightwing, a shorter man who has flawless skin, probably around his 20's, and a fit but not too buff build and they just- don't know what's happening. Is it some kind of inside joke they aren't aware of? Why is Nightwing acting as if he's years older than Red-fucking jacked-Hood?

Nightwing: Little wing, you actually were decent in that fight! I'm impressed.

Hero, who was helping during this fight as well, listening in to the conversation: little...?

Red Hood: Wow, feeling very appreciated right now. Got any other backhanded compliments in there?

Hero: Wait, excuse me-

Nightwing: As a matter of fact-

Red Hood: Nope! I'm outta here. Screw you!

Nightwing: You know you love me!

Red Hood: In your dreams, dickhead!

Nightwing: Hey! We don't use that-

Red Hood: Not listening!

Nightwing: Jeez, kids these days...

Red Hood: I'm an adult and fuck you too!

Nightwing: What? Thought you weren't-

Red Hood: See you never, I'm out.

Hero: ...

Hero: what the actual fuck?