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Ace Attorney Investigations Collection X Among Us Collaboration promotional artwork by Datcravat (me haha)
#my art#ace attorney#kay faraday#ace attorney investigations#Miles edgeworth#WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS#WHY DID I GET AN EMAIL ASKING ME TO DRAW OFFICIAL ART OF ACE ATTORNEY AMONGUS#I CANT BELIEVE IT'S HAPPENING#I make gay ship art they KNOW I do that#dude 10 years ago if you told me I was gunna make official art of edgeworth#I would have shat#my pants#anyway the amongus skin is free and you get it as soon as you open amongus if you want it haha#thank you everyone ;-;#b tw there's a secret gumshoe in the pic#and I also pitched to draw edgeowrth embarrassed but they wanted him smiling at the bean which I think is sweet haha
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maxim maresh core
#it’s been far too long since i shat on maxim#used steel prince maxim for this bc it was the only one i could find with this head at that angle#but it reminded me how hot he is in the steel prince#steel prince maxim is a 10/10 even tho he’s still a p r i c k#father of the year award#also i have a whole essay in my notes about the agos scene where kell is sobbing and maxim screams at him#kell maresh i would do anything for you#adsom#a darker shade of magic#shades of magic#kell maresh#a conjuring of light#a gathering of shadows#maxim maresh
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how could i even think of daring to exist? looking just like this? i'm hideous
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#maria robotnik#ark siblings#sonic movie 3#everyone say thank you halsey for making me write about shadow the hedgehog#the way i shat this out in like 2 days#anyways i like to think that if shadow lives on earth he would have a pet tarantula#i dont think those r the same as spiders but still#creepy lookin animal thats tryna survive despite what the world thinks is right up his alley#i wishhhhhh i could have been able to sneak in more halsey lyrics tho#like the great impersonator album is soooooo ark sibs coded dont get me STARTED#edge speaks
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I NEED a trailer for live action HTTYD to drop right now so I can finally see "This.. is Berk" [most obvious shot in the world of The Giant's Causeway, Belfast, Ireland]
#fires posts#ramblings#If you told me age 12 they'd be making a HTTYD live action and filming it here I would have shat myself/pos#now I'm just like *shakes fist at sky* “Dreeeeaaammworrrkss >:[”#why they didn't choose a more Scandinavian country or idk even Scotland (where all the grown up Vikings are from) is beyond me#I might be from the opposite end of the island but get off my lawn
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so I haven’t played genshin in like 30 days + ? I’ve been playing ZZZ + HSR (I quit zzz for now bc I got bored lol) but redownloaded genshin bc I rlly want Varesa 😭 she’s really cute
but omg opening it back up felt SO FREAKUNG NOSTALGIC. Like playing genshin over the summer when we just came back from the pool and we are all in our shorts and screaming bc the boss kept killing our chars and we only had one healer and we had popsicles and we played volleyball all day and finally unlocked all of the map and in 30 minutes my dad would be done grilling the hotdogs and hamburgers and aaaaaaaaaaa
sobbing i wanna go back that was so fun 😭 genshin hit so hard during that time!! Like it was so good and Harpy Hare just came out and I associated that with Genshin for some reason (that one house of the hearth kids animatic prob)
#merlucide’s rambles :>#GENSHINNNNN#AUGH natlan sucked SO BAD 😭😭#Like I haven’t finished the quest I do not care 😭 I love Mualani + Kinich + Kachina + Mavuika + etc etc but like 😭#They tried making it this like wakanda type world but Fontaine is supposed to be the most advanced (tech) in Teyvat ?? Like ? And just lik#Powercrept all the good chats#And AUGH the desperate waifu attempts ugh#Like I love Citlali but like her main thing is being a tsundere and the new like Inazuma girl#ALSO NATLAN HAS TWO DUDES YALL😭#WHAT THE FREAK?#Ororon isn’t even a five star?? 😭#I hope Ifa is a five star skjsjkd#Also yes I agree with the majority that Ifa is hot af (I knew I would fall for him when I first heard his voice LMAO) but he looks like an#NPC 😭#Also capitano ml 💔 I C6 you in my dreams 💔#I really like Mavuika#like her character wise and design for the most part but I wanted more from herrrrr ejjshhdjejejeke#ALSO IANSAN BARELY DID SHAT??#ugh#maybe I need to finish the quest to have a real opinion but I’m not impressed#Fontaine was peak so it was hard going to … this….#Bennett is the real pyro archon#yapping#genshin
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honestly sounds like if dream wanted that video to be honest and not have all these mistakes and misleads and lies, he should have made it longer so he could fucking explain all of his reasoning for bringing up everything he did in his video
#artsy.text#watching: tubbo's stream#liveblog#discourse#dreamwastaken#like if he wanted his video to be good and not have all of these errors and misleading bits and shit he should have just made it longer#expand on your shit. share your evidence. air out your thinking#if you are going to sit here and say “oh i would reword this and emphasis this and-”#you should have just not constricted yourself to making the video so short just bc tommy's video short#by prioritizing the length being short everything else gets shat on
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I’ll be brave. I dont think it’s funny or cute when people freak out over criticism of smth they’re nostalgic about. even if they’re freaking out in a silly/exaggerated way for comedy. it’s mostly annoying and it makes it harder to have actual conversations about things
#a lot of my nostalgic favs are regular targets for critique and are largely considered commercial and/or critical flops#so like I get it#but I KNOW a big part of the reason I like these things IS just personal sentiment! EYE know that#I have also continued to enjoy things that are bad. well into adulthood. so maybe Im just used to stuff I like being shat on#but I mean I WOULD genuinely rather have a conversation abt why smth is good/bad than just praise it effusively bc it’s My Childhood#a lot of the shit we regard very fondly is not ‘hidden gems’ a lot of it sank without a trace for good reasons#and I think I should be able to say smth is mid without people going ‘how DARE YOU. THATS MY MOTHER’
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we got bullied by trackie-wearing 13 year olds at the beach, as you will do if you go around having fun in public
but they kept like. taking photos of us and being like EURGH GONNA POST THIS ON SNAPCHAT SO EVERYONE CAN CRINGE AT YOU and it's like ok a. why the fuck are you using Snapchat is it 2012? and also b. I don't go to your school? why the fuck would we care if the other 13 year olds think we're cringe? we are adults in our 30s with jobs and lives, it literally does not matter even one tiny bit what a teenager we don't know thinks of us???
but also it's so weird the power that the wee bams have which is entirely predicated on You Finding Them Annoying. like there is a thing that boys aged 10-14 are absolutely goddamn amazing at which is just being SO AGGRAVATING in a way that makes it difficult to remember that you don't actually have to care what they think like. at all.
they don't actually have power. if you move as if you might respond aggressively they almost always scatter and start harassing you from a distance because they are actually literally just children. they do not want to start a fight they know they'd both lose and be in trouble about. and legitimately if you are able to ignore them they will eventually get bored and wander off because they start to look stupid yelling into the void, and if there's one thing they can't cope with it's looking stupid.
(having said which, while they did eventually fuck off, the little shits stole my sock. initially they stole my boot then threw it at us but decided to keep the sock as a trophy. which like. ok man cool you got a sweaty sock from a mid-30s stranger? good for you I guess???)
but yeah it's frustrating how, despite the fact they're basically impotent embarrassing and desperate, the wee bams can fuck up your whole day just a bit. they also use the exact same tactics as police to do this.
#red said#i may have thrown an empty beer can at one of them which I'm not proud of#but he basically shat himself and started backing away fast when i walked towards him#they obviously stuck around for ages after that but they largely stayed up on the prom behind the railing#which is way easier to ignore than when they were right up with us threatening to kick over our sandcastle like 1950s muscle comic villains#and shout out to the random strangers on the beach who came over like HEY WE'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU BUILD THIS FOR HOURS IT'S SO COOL#and basically fully deescalated shit just by giving us more room to ignore the Horrible Children until they went away#I'm annoyed about the sock though. i don't have a huge number of socks without holes and those were fairly new#would have been more annoyed if they took my boot as they probably initially intended though. love my boots.#plus it would have made walking home a pain#as it was i just got to find out that if you walk in sandy boots without socks you can feel the gentle flow of sand rivulets#but yeah I'm so constantly annoyed that while there are tactics to deescalate the Horrible Little Shits#it's hard for it not to put a damper on your day. like they are very GOOD at making you feel beseiged.
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every day I open my phone to see the continuing erosion of everything that was remotely even semi-enjoyable about life and I just kind of despair for the future tbh
#The ai ghibli stuff that’s just everywhere is only the latest thing making me foam at the mouth#god just. If you have the means just pay an artist or try to see if you can redraw your family photos in that style yourself#the process is the Point. The end result might be bad if you’ve never tried it before but the point is you dared to try#maybe it turned out better than you thought it would and suddenly you’ve found a new hobby to indulge in and a new skill to cultivate#just. For the love of god make your own art. Even if it’s bad. Especially if it’s bad. Just. Let it be Human#and not just a cold imitation fed off the hard work and countless hours of growth real ppl put in to do it with their own hands#long before you thought up some lazy prompt to feed into some machine#that’s gonna guzzle up water and energy to create something quickly just for some heartless gratification#that you think you get from saying I made this! You didn’t make it! The machine shat it out from a slurry of other ppls hard work
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caitlyn and carmilla. walk with me
#that’s it i don’t have anything concrete just vibes#two lesbian vampires. two lesbian warrior vampires. do u get me#do u hhh yeah#caitlyn in castlevania would go awff i fear#me 🤝🏻 writing women that get unnecessarily shat on by the fandom
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Whoever said this game was serious clearly wasn't paying attention
#dragon age#dao#the gamer bros of the internet would have u believe dao was so brutal and dark#like we didn't have a companion whose whole thing was a deep hatred for birds cause they were shat on for years as a statue#and Alistair#... need I say more?#yeah there were dark elements fs#but acting like dao wasn't silly sometimes is just plain stupid
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man i thought i moved out to escape my family but it turns out i've jumped from the pan into the fire because holy shit my guys what the fuck??
#at least at home we have people competent enough to not flush wet wipes and tampons down the toilet#let alone FOOD???#and we don't leave our dishes out for so long by the sink that they start to RUST#like ok my lil brothers make a mess sometimes and accidentally shat on the floor a few times but at least they're fucking children why tf#should i deal with shit water because of your incompetence#and yknow i can deal with noise. im the noisiest at night at home b/c i always go shower late but im not fucking SCREECHING and chatting#so loudly you'd think i was at a concert or some shit#and this bitch?? can't comprehend i just want to not have crumbs all over the couch???#like girl. how did this become a slight against you. why would i ask you to keep the couch clean b/c you slept there once or twice#BITCH I CLEANED THE COUCH COVER ON MY OWN DIME *BECAUSE* I KNEW YOU MIGHT SLEEP THERE AGAIN & WANTED IT TO BE CLEAN FOR YOU#YOU NOT ONLY INSULT ME BUT ENTIRELY MISCONSTRUE MY KINDNESS TOWARDS YOU??? WHY WOULD IT BE DIRTY B/C YOU SLEPT THERE???#you can't make this shit up i hate having roommates holy hell#only slightly made up for by the fact i get a room to myself these days#the other one smells like weed all the time and the other other one doesnt wash her hands properly after using the toilet + keeps her dishe#out by the sink + doesn't pick her hair up#also i'm the youngest so that's just even sadder#i was also the youngest last year and bitch. you have no idea#this is what being the eldest sibling does to a mf#not really related but they made the ugliest doormat ever i wish i had been there to stop them from that atrocity#and why do they not take their shoes off. girl i mop the floors like every 2 weeks#it's fucking clean trust me just take them off bitch#am i being holier than thou? probably but fucking DESERVED#i can't be taking care of people two years older than me like this. yall have too much fucking drama
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i wish fewer family members would think i was trying to justify anything by trying to extrapolate on context and possible explanations for others' behavior
99% of the time i am trying to articulate why i agree with the person i'm talking to by showing how i arrived at a very similar conclusion from my perspective--that there are multiple ways to look at a situation and still arrive at the same end result and impression
#and i KNOW i can't solely point to family-wide neurodivergent literalism for why this is the norm#you'd think i would by now to just shut my mouth instead of trying to help#wormwood ramble#seriously tho. just because i can understand why somebody did something shitty#does NOT mean that person was in the right#does NOT mean i think the other person didn't get shat on#does NOT mean the other person's feelings and perspective aren't valid in any way#what does it mean then? it means that having as much info as possible is useful‚ esp when it comes to intimating fact and feeling#and from my perspective‚ i know over-explaining things and parallel example custom are an endee tradition#i don't know how to contribute to conversation or prove i was listening without mirroring disclosure
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Dog has a swollen lymph node. Just one for now. Which means her cancer is getting worse already. The longer this goes on, the more detached I feel from reality.
#I've been barely eating for over a week now and don't feel it#all the money i have is going towards her. i have enough body fat to survive without eating properly for a while.#but I'm just not hungry because nothing feels real right now#she's been breathing with more difficulty the past couple days too so i know the tumor on her tongue is getting larger#she's been whining so much too. like way more than she ever has.#and the prednisone has increased her appetite by so much that she's eating almost double what she normally would#she's skipped eating in the morning almost her whole life. don't know why. she's just a picky bitch like that.#but now she wants extra food in thd morning and snacks during the day and extra food at night#i was worried her food would go to waste after she died but goddamn#it definitely will be eaten plus some at this rate#she seems so normal. but i know she's getting worse every day and probably just doesn't want to bother me.#that's the worst thing about dogs. they don't want to bother you.#she's so opinionated when it comes to things she wants to eat or play with. but she's never let me know when she was in pain.#the only times she has are emergency vet visit times#like when my ex broke her tail and she kept putting her butt in my face to tell me shit was fucked up#or another time when her gut bacteria somehow got out of whack and she shat bright red blood all over my house#or when she broke a claw so bad it damaged the bone underneath#anything minor and i have to find it on my own#she's extra spoiled right now#i never tell her to stop unless she's doing something potentially dangerous#like yeah. let's sniff that same spot on the same bush you smell 8x a day for ten minutes girl.#you look hungry. have some peanuts or freetos or cotton candy.#you want snacks even though you just had snacks? bitch. have some more.#you want to sleep in my spot on the bed? thats ok. I'll go to the othef sidd where i don't have my cpap. get comfy.#i feel bad denying her anything when i know she only has a set amount of experiences left#there's a finite amount of sniffs she can snorf or food to be fed and i know it's pretty limited.#and then i get days like today where i don't even really start working until the time I'd normally be getting home#and that enrages me like little else can do because it's taking away from time with the only living thing that's real to me#except the longer i have knowing she's dying the less 'here' i feel. which makes her seem less real.#and i hate it. but i deny myself pain by pretending shit isn't real until it isn't. and then there's no more pain.
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A HSR AU idea
Caelus and Stelle are a demon and human pair of siblings, both are very unique in their own way. Stelle is a demon that doesn't need to eat humans to survive and Caelus is a human that eats demons to gain their powers. The two have decided to join the Trailblazers, a group of stand alone demon investigators and sometimes hunters when things get serious.
March 7th: Another member of the Trailblazers that is looking for a demon who has all her memories, or so she thinks.
Dan Heng: A demon hiding as a human and choosing to make his living as one, but so far he still needs to drink blood every now and then. He doesn't remember much from his past life but he gets glimpses every now and then.
Himeko: A human investigator who looks around for more demons regarding their origin. She didn't have teaching in mind when she came to this field of study but so far her four students have learned many things from her.
Welt Yang: One of the so-called ‘Reformist demons’ who, unlike normal demons, completely rejects eating any kind of human tissue and blood. So far he has survived by eating animal flesh that has a lot of proteins related to that of human flesh.
Pom-Pom: Vengeful spirits come in many forms, and one of them is Pom-Pom. Although the only thing Pom-Pom seems vengeful about is cleaning everyone's mess after a fight.
#honkai star rail#The prompt is in the demon slayer universe#Or kny#Since the Trailblazers don't exactly have a god or bad side to follow in game I kinda just let them be researchers or investigators#Instead of outright slaying demons#In this case the Xianzhou. Belobog. And the Galaxy (or just ) Rangers are the known factions to deal with the demons#Whereas there IPC. Genius society. And the Stellarons are the factions on the side of the demons.#Though in many ways they vary.#Genius Society members only want the immortality for their research and don't care much about having to eat human flesh#IPC wants a world of all humans having perfect immortality and becoming demons#The Stellarons just want to kill humans#Belobog is composed of humans who want all demons to go extinct due to the damage they have caused#The Xianzhou is composed of reformed demons and humans. Both choosing to coexist in peace with heavy consequences when a human is harmed.#The galaxy rangers are all humans with more extraordinary abilities and personal beefs with demons than the rest.#The fsctions here aren't exactly divided between good or bad like in kny where it was more obvious.#Both have their own contributions and problems. Instead the line would be whenever or not humans are better or demons are better.#And their stances about that vary from pure Absolute yes or no to they are equals to in some extent they are better or worse to#It's hard to say.#The other groups I've not mentioned because I've yet to fully read on them but here are some headcanons#—Argenti is the first knight of beauty that's demon#—Ratio is the first human of the intelligentsia guild#—Reca and Black Swam are more on the spirit side.#—Acheron is a newly turned demon that still thinks they are human#—The stellar hunters are dead set on killing every demon more so than belobog#—The family cares deeply about those who have been transformed into demons and through.... ways... tries to make them go back to being huma#—The fools are vampire who are too tired of political shat. They just enjoy being whatever.
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i'll be honest with you chief i think if i tried to run glaze on my laptop i'll end up frying something in this thang
#personal#i'm reading these instructions... bro i do not want to blow up my laptop or send it to mars by accident#if it was anyone else's laptop it would probably be fine but i'll have you know i'm world's most unlucky man alive#my previous laptop's graphics card shat itself when i was messing around in the sims of all games
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