#I would have shat

[datcravat]

Ace Attorney Investigations Collection X Among Us Collaboration promotional artwork by Datcravat (me haha)

[gaylactic-fire]

I NEED a trailer for live action HTTYD to drop right now so I can finally see "This.. is Berk" [most obvious shot in the world of The Giant's Causeway, Belfast, Ireland]

[antaripirate]

maxim maresh core

[gloamses]

I’ll be brave. I dont think it’s funny or cute when people freak out over criticism of smth they’re nostalgic about. even if they’re freaking out in a silly/exaggerated way for comedy. it’s mostly annoying and it makes it harder to have actual conversations about things

[cator99]

You know you're about to get the best T shot of your life + some strong opinions on the bullshit ways people are doing it when u go in to a rural pharmacy and the 55 year old guy behind the counter is so jacked he barely fits into the damn lab coat

[loveydoveylex]

more ramon? MORE RAMON.

holy fucking SHIT, is he badass. my man went OFF THE SHITS. and y'know what? I KINDA LOVE IT.

[naturallylonesomefool]

Whoever said this game was serious clearly wasn't paying attention

[gotta-bail-my-quails]

man i thought i moved out to escape my family but it turns out i've jumped from the pan into the fire because holy shit my guys what the fuck??

[perenlop]

re: people on here immediately leaping to assume a rude person in public is just a poor baby autistic who doesnt mean anything bad and actually you are committing a micro-aggression by being appalled by that rude person:

if my brother was on this site, the discourse would be astronomical

[suppuration]

i wish fewer family members would think i was trying to justify anything by trying to extrapolate on context and possible explanations for others' behavior

99% of the time i am trying to articulate why i agree with the person i'm talking to by showing how i arrived at a very similar conclusion from my perspective--that there are multiple ways to look at a situation and still arrive at the same end result and impression

[cuntwrap--supreme]

Dog has a swollen lymph node. Just one for now. Which means her cancer is getting worse already. The longer this goes on, the more detached I feel from reality.

[bredforloyalty]

i ask for 1 small bottle of zero cherry coke it's all i ask for just cause i crave it and what does he bring, this happens with every single item no matter what for cooking or for other things, he brings a big bottle of regular cherry coke with sugar. like he does it on purpose. it drives me insane

[i-bring-crack]

A HSR AU idea

Caelus and Stelle are a demon and human pair of siblings, both are very unique in their own way. Stelle is a demon that doesn't need to eat humans to survive and Caelus is a human that eats demons to gain their powers. The two have decided to join the Trailblazers, a group of stand alone demon investigators and sometimes hunters when things get serious.

March 7th: Another member of the Trailblazers that is looking for a demon who has all her memories, or so she thinks.

Dan Heng: A demon hiding as a human and choosing to make his living as one, but so far he still needs to drink blood every now and then. He doesn't remember much from his past life but he gets glimpses every now and then.

Himeko: A human investigator who looks around for more demons regarding their origin. She didn't have teaching in mind when she came to this field of study but so far her four students have learned many things from her.

Welt Yang: One of the so-called ‘Reformist demons’ who, unlike normal demons, completely rejects eating any kind of human tissue and blood. So far he has survived by eating animal flesh that has a lot of proteins related to that of human flesh.

Pom-Pom: Vengeful spirits come in many forms, and one of them is Pom-Pom. Although the only thing Pom-Pom seems vengeful about is cleaning everyone's mess after a fight.

[ruvviks]

i'll be honest with you chief i think if i tried to run glaze on my laptop i'll end up frying something in this thang

[rocketrouquine]

"It's not about glory. It's not about gettin' what you want. It's about belonging to something when the world has told you you're nothin'. It's about finding the family to kill for when yours are long dead. It's about letting go of ego for something larger. The crew."

Ok, yes. BUT. *stepping on soapbox*

Excuse me, ok, he got an amazing arc where he changed and I went from despising him (I never hated him, I thought he was entertaining in season 1 but very one note villain) to actually adoring him BUT : telling this speech, like, this is what you were always feeling in your soul ?AHEM ! SIR ! I haven’t forgotten your little lunch on deck in season 1 finale when you were speaking about « Izzy’s revenge » all gleeful and dickish while Ivan and Fang were serving you wine and you threatened WeeJohn with no rations just because he vexed your… yes you guessed it EGO.

Don’t get me wrong I really adore the contradiction and the hypocrisy of it all, it’s very on brand. BUT it was clearly the « I’m gonna die » speech.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

of course i imagine winston billions karaoke performance [will roland teenage dirtbag]