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Ace Attorney Investigations Collection X Among Us Collaboration promotional artwork by Datcravat (me haha)
#my art#ace attorney#kay faraday#ace attorney investigations#Miles edgeworth#WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS#WHY DID I GET AN EMAIL ASKING ME TO DRAW OFFICIAL ART OF ACE ATTORNEY AMONGUS#I CANT BELIEVE IT'S HAPPENING#I make gay ship art they KNOW I do that#dude 10 years ago if you told me I was gunna make official art of edgeworth#I would have shat#my pants#anyway the amongus skin is free and you get it as soon as you open amongus if you want it haha#thank you everyone ;-;#b tw there's a secret gumshoe in the pic#and I also pitched to draw edgeowrth embarrassed but they wanted him smiling at the bean which I think is sweet haha
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I NEED a trailer for live action HTTYD to drop right now so I can finally see "This.. is Berk" [most obvious shot in the world of The Giant's Causeway, Belfast, Ireland]
#fires posts#ramblings#If you told me age 12 they'd be making a HTTYD live action and filming it here I would have shat myself/pos#now I'm just like *shakes fist at sky* “Dreeeeaaammworrrkss >:[”#why they didn't choose a more Scandinavian country or idk even Scotland (where all the grown up Vikings are from) is beyond me#I might be from the opposite end of the island but get off my lawn
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I’ll be brave. I dont think it’s funny or cute when people freak out over criticism of smth they’re nostalgic about. even if they’re freaking out in a silly/exaggerated way for comedy. it’s mostly annoying and it makes it harder to have actual conversations about things
#a lot of my nostalgic favs are regular targets for critique and are largely considered commercial and/or critical flops#so like I get it#but I KNOW a big part of the reason I like these things IS just personal sentiment! EYE know that#I have also continued to enjoy things that are bad. well into adulthood. so maybe Im just used to stuff I like being shat on#but I mean I WOULD genuinely rather have a conversation abt why smth is good/bad than just praise it effusively bc it’s My Childhood#a lot of the shit we regard very fondly is not ‘hidden gems’ a lot of it sank without a trace for good reasons#and I think I should be able to say smth is mid without people going ‘how DARE YOU. THATS MY MOTHER’
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more ramon? MORE RAMON.
holy fucking SHIT, is he badass. my man went OFF THE SHITS. and y'know what? I KINDA LOVE IT.
#self ship#💜☀️ray of sunshine☀️💜#mine#laserhawk spoilers#guns cw#for a second I almost thought 'should I have a different tag for this version of his character?' but no#any rayman is still rayman#like this is absolutely NOT the kind of character I would EVER be into normally. but it's different. it's HIM. he's still in there.#he wouldn't be doing this if he wasn't. seeking justice for the people that have been shat on by society#and finally standing up against the system#basically what I'm trying to say is he's so fucking hot
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Whoever said this game was serious clearly wasn't paying attention
#dragon age#dao#the gamer bros of the internet would have u believe dao was so brutal and dark#like we didn't have a companion whose whole thing was a deep hatred for birds cause they were shat on for years as a statue#and Alistair#... need I say more?#yeah there were dark elements fs#but acting like dao wasn't silly sometimes is just plain stupid
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man i thought i moved out to escape my family but it turns out i've jumped from the pan into the fire because holy shit my guys what the fuck??
#at least at home we have people competent enough to not flush wet wipes and tampons down the toilet#let alone FOOD???#and we don't leave our dishes out for so long by the sink that they start to RUST#like ok my lil brothers make a mess sometimes and accidentally shat on the floor a few times but at least they're fucking children why tf#should i deal with shit water because of your incompetence#and yknow i can deal with noise. im the noisiest at night at home b/c i always go shower late but im not fucking SCREECHING and chatting#so loudly you'd think i was at a concert or some shit#and this bitch?? can't comprehend i just want to not have crumbs all over the couch???#like girl. how did this become a slight against you. why would i ask you to keep the couch clean b/c you slept there once or twice#BITCH I CLEANED THE COUCH COVER ON MY OWN DIME *BECAUSE* I KNEW YOU MIGHT SLEEP THERE AGAIN & WANTED IT TO BE CLEAN FOR YOU#YOU NOT ONLY INSULT ME BUT ENTIRELY MISCONSTRUE MY KINDNESS TOWARDS YOU??? WHY WOULD IT BE DIRTY B/C YOU SLEPT THERE???#you can't make this shit up i hate having roommates holy hell#only slightly made up for by the fact i get a room to myself these days#the other one smells like weed all the time and the other other one doesnt wash her hands properly after using the toilet + keeps her dishe#out by the sink + doesn't pick her hair up#also i'm the youngest so that's just even sadder#i was also the youngest last year and bitch. you have no idea#this is what being the eldest sibling does to a mf#not really related but they made the ugliest doormat ever i wish i had been there to stop them from that atrocity#and why do they not take their shoes off. girl i mop the floors like every 2 weeks#it's fucking clean trust me just take them off bitch#am i being holier than thou? probably but fucking DESERVED#i can't be taking care of people two years older than me like this. yall have too much fucking drama
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re: people on here immediately leaping to assume a rude person in public is just a poor baby autistic who doesnt mean anything bad and actually you are committing a micro-aggression by being appalled by that rude person:
if my brother was on this site, the discourse would be astronomical
#anyways yeah ive experienced this discourse irl with that guy my whole life lmao you cant guilt me like that anymore#hell i literally said something like this happened a couple days ago when he berated our mom over dinner and shat all over her#despite her being exhausted and trying to have fun. bc she cooked something different (which he was warned about days in advance#and given the option to opt out and go off to do his own thing)#someone on here would probably pipe up with ‘’but your mom was being ableist by serving something different to start with’’#actually i think his special interest alone is enough to break this site and cause the worst discourse imaginable#echoed voice
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i ask for 1 small bottle of zero cherry coke it's all i ask for just cause i crave it and what does he bring, this happens with every single item no matter what for cooking or for other things, he brings a big bottle of regular cherry coke with sugar. like he does it on purpose. it drives me insane
#CAN'T tell him anything you try to tell him don't bring other things please just what i ask for and he's like “ok” and then brings smth else#like 10 years of this.#nothing can be just what we would have liked it has to be the one that was on sale or more economic or “i think this is better so i brought#this“. you know???? it's not that sugar in my cola is what's gonna give me insulin resistance the moment i drink some. i just wish my l#my wishes weren't constantly shat on. i want to cook a single recipe with the ingredients it asks for and not other stuff#i want the pantry to not have like a tonne of gummy candies and chocolate OF THE KINDS WE DON'T PARTICULATE LIKE#sadly this is impossible to arrange. in one ear out the other
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A HSR AU idea
Caelus and Stelle are a demon and human pair of siblings, both are very unique in their own way. Stelle is a demon that doesn't need to eat humans to survive and Caelus is a human that eats demons to gain their powers. The two have decided to join the Trailblazers, a group of stand alone demon investigators and sometimes hunters when things get serious.
March 7th: Another member of the Trailblazers that is looking for a demon who has all her memories, or so she thinks.
Dan Heng: A demon hiding as a human and choosing to make his living as one, but so far he still needs to drink blood every now and then. He doesn't remember much from his past life but he gets glimpses every now and then.
Himeko: A human investigator who looks around for more demons regarding their origin. She didn't have teaching in mind when she came to this field of study but so far her four students have learned many things from her.
Welt Yang: One of the so-called ‘Reformist demons’ who, unlike normal demons, completely rejects eating any kind of human tissue and blood. So far he has survived by eating animal flesh that has a lot of proteins related to that of human flesh.
Pom-Pom: Vengeful spirits come in many forms, and one of them is Pom-Pom. Although the only thing Pom-Pom seems vengeful about is cleaning everyone's mess after a fight.
#honkai star rail#The prompt is in the demon slayer universe#Or kny#Since the Trailblazers don't exactly have a god or bad side to follow in game I kinda just let them be researchers or investigators#Instead of outright slaying demons#In this case the Xianzhou. Belobog. And the Galaxy (or just ) Rangers are the known factions to deal with the demons#Whereas there IPC. Genius society. And the Stellarons are the factions on the side of the demons.#Though in many ways they vary.#Genius Society members only want the immortality for their research and don't care much about having to eat human flesh#IPC wants a world of all humans having perfect immortality and becoming demons#The Stellarons just want to kill humans#Belobog is composed of humans who want all demons to go extinct due to the damage they have caused#The Xianzhou is composed of reformed demons and humans. Both choosing to coexist in peace with heavy consequences when a human is harmed.#The galaxy rangers are all humans with more extraordinary abilities and personal beefs with demons than the rest.#The fsctions here aren't exactly divided between good or bad like in kny where it was more obvious.#Both have their own contributions and problems. Instead the line would be whenever or not humans are better or demons are better.#And their stances about that vary from pure Absolute yes or no to they are equals to in some extent they are better or worse to#It's hard to say.#The other groups I've not mentioned because I've yet to fully read on them but here are some headcanons#—Argenti is the first knight of beauty that's demon#—Ratio is the first human of the intelligentsia guild#—Reca and Black Swam are more on the spirit side.#—Acheron is a newly turned demon that still thinks they are human#—The stellar hunters are dead set on killing every demon more so than belobog#—The family cares deeply about those who have been transformed into demons and through.... ways... tries to make them go back to being huma#—The fools are vampire who are too tired of political shat. They just enjoy being whatever.
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i'll be honest with you chief i think if i tried to run glaze on my laptop i'll end up frying something in this thang
#personal#i'm reading these instructions... bro i do not want to blow up my laptop or send it to mars by accident#if it was anyone else's laptop it would probably be fine but i'll have you know i'm world's most unlucky man alive#my previous laptop's graphics card shat itself when i was messing around in the sims of all games
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"It's not about glory. It's not about gettin' what you want. It's about belonging to something when the world has told you you're nothin'. It's about finding the family to kill for when yours are long dead. It's about letting go of ego for something larger. The crew."
Ok, yes. BUT. *stepping on soapbox*
Excuse me, ok, he got an amazing arc where he changed and I went from despising him (I never hated him, I thought he was entertaining in season 1 but very one note villain) to actually adoring him BUT : telling this speech, like, this is what you were always feeling in your soul ?AHEM ! SIR ! I haven’t forgotten your little lunch on deck in season 1 finale when you were speaking about « Izzy’s revenge » all gleeful and dickish while Ivan and Fang were serving you wine and you threatened WeeJohn with no rations just because he vexed your… yes you guessed it EGO.
Don’t get me wrong I really adore the contradiction and the hypocrisy of it all, it’s very on brand. BUT it was clearly the « I’m gonna die » speech.
#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2#ofmd spoilers#izzy hands#the little bitch#making grand gestures and everything#hello I just discovered the real meaning of it all so I’m going to pretend like I got it all figured it out from the start#without stede you would have never#and still they shat all over stede in this episode ridiculing him and his skills#the shot of the crew from season 1 you all the way in the back my hood sir we can barely see you lolz#hey i still love you man#rip I guess#izzy hands meta
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of course i imagine winston billions karaoke performance [will roland teenage dirtbag]
#not that ''what would canon do'' b/c the answer could never be all that much of interest / relevance#like even if/when i imagine canon inspired & Then Everyone Shat On His Life it doesn't play out how canon would ever do it so lol#winston billions#or like it's with math meetup who says it can't be wholly Out Of Frame stuff. it's when he's w/only allies & canon ignores all that always#if i had a nickel for every separate instance in the past like month i've been like fellas is it the queer agenda to be a tenor?#to be a higher tenor or not & go higher & like head voice & w/e or not? (yes) i'd have like fifteen cents. which isn't a lot. that's all...#one (me) tends to imagine winston on the floor. singing from the floor. choreography on the ground. sure#but also not. many ways to imagine such scenarios & their details
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My son, Dutch Van Der Linde , who explored South Park Monopoly and then proceeded to take a shit on my jeans
The face of a criminal
#bearded dragon#beardies#lizard#south park#he’s too cute to even be annoyed at#and it would seem he’s a Kenny enjoyer#this man really shat on me#sir I have had you for two days#my son
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DESTIEL IS NOT THE LIMIT THIS BITCH HAS BEEF WITH PRINCE WILLIAM
#im fuckigjg choking#it's literally 8am#i feel like kesha when she done good morning america fr#shat#he doesn't actually have beef with prince william it's clickbait but also I would of never questioned it u no that's just who he is to me#my silly rabbit#my summertime gal
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virgin dante jokes are everywhere, but i really don't know if i think that's true. ive always thought the older he gets, the less likely he is to have sex with anyone for the simple fact that he's afraid to accidentally get someone pregnant specifically because he doesn't want to bring children into his dangerous demon filled life
#speakerphone!#he found out about nero and almost shat himself#anyways yeah i think he would have had sex when he was 18-20 but after? no.
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I saw in your notes that you had to cancel your birthday so happy (possibly late) birthday!!
Haha thanks it was last year in September lol!!
And actually I did get to do birthday plans it was just kinda miserably bc the reason I was going to cancel was due to conflicts with my mum (and her making me feel like an awful person about it), but my other mum didn’t care and we went anyways and it was actually fine (the concerns my mum didn’t happen)
Also I was going through basically a platonic break up as well so crazy month lol
But thank you, and everyone who sent me flags, it was nice to get some positive interaction during all that!
#i think I said I cancelled out of mental health reasons#yeah my mental health issue is my parents#they technically did give me mental health issues I definitely was depressed last year before this incident#full context is I have a brother who was 3 and my mum thought he would have a tantrum at the restaurant bc it would be late#and she told me in a way that made me feel like a horrible person for even suggesting going out and never considering other people#the whole summer beforehand was about similar conflicts#but we went anyways and my brother probably enjoyed himself more than I did lol#i just checked all my discord msgs bc I talk to my friends about my parents a lot (it’s good to have a paper trail so I can know exactly wh#and how I’m traumatised by my parents lol)#and apparently after days of me asking my mum if we’re sure we can go and she’s happy to go out and to let me know if it won’t work#she made a backhanded comment the day before we were going to go out#where basically my brother was asleep and she said in a moody tone that this is what it would be like if we went out#and I was just devastated bc I gave her plenty of ways out and at that point I actually had my hopes up about it#and she didn’t say we can’t go she just shat on the idea so backhandedly#oh wow it was such a headache#we cancelled and we’re gonna do it Monday#and then last second we went out that day anyways#yknow when I wasn’t prepared and didn’t get enough sleep#my god#worst birthday actually#at least my sister was there she was cool#anyways sorry for vent ig??#anon#ask#personal
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