#scandal family

[olitztheendgame]

Kerry, Tony and Bellamy supporting the strike!

[borgialucrezia]

"Now, be gone, while you yet have a tongue to speak with." THE BORGIAS — 2.02

"I would have cut his heart out of his body. But I stayed my hand for the good of the family." THE BORGIAS — 3.04

[yhwcomeback]

He planned this comeback for 6 years

[canisalbus]

you mentioned your nsfw twitter is locked (i dont really use twitter) does that mean its private for only ppl you know or like to verify 18+?

It means you can't view the posts before you've sent a follow request and I've manually accepted it.

The bar is low, I usually just take a cursory glance at your bio to check you're not underage or giving me Major Bad Vibes.

I know it's the internet and I can't expect to fully control who gets to see this stuff, but I like to think it at least keeps it somewhat contained from spilling outside of it's intended audience.

[kathrynhoward]

RAFAELLE COHEN as ANNE BOLEYN THE BOLEYNS: A SCANDALOUS FAMILY (2021)

[pixlokita]

(｡･･｡) witnessed so much Fronnie today I had to draw them too

[prolibytherium]

Beautiful friendship

[annamatix]

oh hell you thought the inheritance games family tree was confusing? just wait 'till you read little white lies

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Savage by blood (dp x dc)

As Maddie stared at the letter in her right hand, she brought a slightly unsteady left hand to her mouth and pressed hard. The words were blurring even as she stared at the paper, as if Maddie could extract more information than what was on the page.

“Mom?” 

Maddie turned her head to find herself face to face with her son. Hurriedly she wiped at her eyes

“Mom, are you okay?” Her sweet boy asked again as he hurried closer.

Maddie took a fortifying breath and forced a smile she did not feel. “All good baby, just got some surprising news.”

“Mom you were crying.” Danny was still standing around gingerly, as if cautious not to upset her more.

Maddie opened her arms and her boy slotted in them for a hug. She sighed into his hair, even as she savored the embrace that was becoming rarer and rarer since he’d turned fourteen and decided he was too old for such thing. She sniffed again and did her best to blink away the moisture in her eyes. She heard the floorboard creak and when she looked up, she saw her eldest standing there, her eyes going from Danny to her. 

“You’ve been crying,” her daughter stated, her eyes watchful, and worried.

“Sweetheart-“ Maddie started but her smart girl interrupted the comforting words she was preparing.

“I’m getting dad,” Jazz said and left before Maddie could say anything.

Danny looked up, his big blue eyes just like his father’s. “What happened?”

“I’m ok, honey, it’s-“ nothing she wanted to say but stopped herself, well-aware that now that the whole family was getting in on this there would be no deflecting. Not that she would’ve tried to hide it from her family anyways. “It’s nothing bad, baby, it really only took me by surprise.”

Danny’s eyes narrowed but before he could say anything, her fool of a husband burst into the room. 

“I’ve brought tissues, my love!” He announced in a subdued version of his normal boisterous speech. “And the Fenton water-bottle to keep you hydrated!”

“Thank you, honey,” Maddie said as an irrepressible smile took over her face. Her husband had a way of making everything seem better to her just by walking in a room.

“Anything for you, Maddie,” he said as he stepped towards her and sat down next to her, with a soft kiss to her temple. He gestured to their daughter who had been standing in the doorway to come join their little dogpile and there was further readjusting as everyone wiggled into the most comfortable position.

Once they all fell still, Danny one again looked to her with narrowed eyes. “Now, what happened?”

Maddie sighed as she distractedly started to stroke her daughter’s hair. “Let me just say that this is an overreaction, I’m perfectly fine.”

“Mom,” said daughter intoned as her father gently intertwined their fingers and Maddie resigned herself.

“You remember how I’ve told you I’m adopted?” Maddie started, and she felt her son nod against her. “I received a letter.” Maddie took a deep breath. “It was from my birth mother.”

She could feel her husband gently pressing her hand.

“How did she get your contact?” Her son asked.

She pressed back before answering. “I don’t know. My file from before I was three years-old and entered the legal system is very spotty, so I would have had no way to even begin to look into my records of where I came from. I don’t think the records were sealed, for exactly that reason.”

“Ok,” Jazz started. “What did she want?”

“She-“ Maddie stuttered at that before pushing past it, “she wants to meet. Me. Or well I guess, us.”

“Us,” Jack said.

“The whole family,” Maddie confirmed. “And she wants to introduce me to her wives, if I’m ok with that.”

There was a pause as Jazz and Danny locked eyes. “Does that mean we could potentially get at least three grandmas out of this?”

Maddie couldn’t help a snort. “We’ll have to see how it goes, but yes it does.”

Danny pumped his fist in victory. “Three times the Chrismas presents!”

“Now, now, son,” Jack chided. “Let’s not think of extorting your grandmothers before we’ve even met them.”

“Yeah,” Jazz added. “Especially since I’m going to be the favorite.”

“No you won’t!” Danny jumped up to glare at her sister, who drew herself up.

“Yes I will, I’m already Aunt Alicia’s favorite!”

“Exactly, so it’s my turn!”

Jack put his hand on their interlaced hands and Maddie turned towards him.

“What’s her name?” He asked as softly as he did when he was trying to be subtle and unobtrusive.

“My biological mother’s name is Kay,” Maddie started, “and her wives names’ are Liana and Scandal Savage.”

“You bet your ass I’m going to be the favorite grandchild!” Her son exclaimed loudly.

“Danny!” Maddie reprimanded. “Language!”

“Sorry, mom,” her son muttered as he looked down.

Jazz sent him a smirk which had him sticking his tongue out in retaliation and her daughter turned towards Jack with big eyes.

“Da-ad, he’s sticking his tongue at me!”

Jack turned back towards the kids, to manage the fight that had started while Maddie grabbed the letter again, letting her eyes scan the contents again.

She would have to write back immediately.

[duchessofostergotlands]

An excellent quote from A Very Royal Scandal. The Queen's Private Sec is talking about Charles reacting with fury that Andrew will be doing an interview with Emily Maitlis and he says "Prince Philip's done his usual ring round. Edward's taking Charles's side and Anne's on a horse somewhere unreachable."

[thewrittenpodcast]

Obi wan, in an ambulance: the mission was- get your hands OFF of me

Anakin:

Padme:

Padme: obi wan... where are you

Obi wan: not important

Paramedics, in the background: he's hypertensive

Anakin: are you in an ambulance?

Obi wan: these idiots said I had a heart attack

Padme and Anakin: OBI WAN

Obi wan, after hanging up: SHOOT HIM

Obi wan: GIVE ME YOUR BLASTERS ILL SHOOT HIM MYSELF

[szilverer]

happy holidays flumblr. have a silly doodle that got out of hand

[kathrynhoward]

THE TUDORS (2007-2010) THE BOLEYNS: A SCANDALOUS FAMILY (2021)

[hpnextgenthings]

I just found out Harry and Albus Severus Potter share the same personality type LMAO

Imagine how pissed Albus would be if he knew

Harry: *after taking the MBTI test* Aw! Look at that Albus! We share the same personality ty—

Albus: *punches a hole through the computer* NO WE DON’T

[hadesisqueer]

Honestly, I can't wait until Francesca's season comes out and Colin being the only normal Bridgerton becomes canon.

Granted he's not as dramatic and stubborn as Anthony, but normal? Colin Bridgerton? Normal? The same guy who ruined Penelope's near-engagement and then ran after a carriage? The same guy who confessed to Penelope five minutes later in that carriage and clearly almost cried when she said "but Colin we're friends"? Colin Bridgerton? Normal? The same guy who hooked up with her in there and then just asked her to marry him and went with her inside his house to tell everyone "hey we're engaged!" all casual? Normal? Colin Bridgerton? The same guy who went to Penelope's house and called his mother in law on her shit and then took Penelope to their future home and got her pregnant? All that in less than 24 hours? Normal? Normal? Colin Bridgerton? Normal? Colin Bridg

[wernerherzogs]

Is it a coincidence that Ryan is interacting with weird Christian/trad wife/men and women are different yet need each other/right wing content as buddie canon is seemingly imminent?

anon genuinely. don't do this to yourself friend. you'll never know what's going on in his life and how he feels about it and whether he's in a good place right now, or a bad one. you can only hope for the best, but you'll never have a say in it, and i'd recommend largely ignoring the celebrities' real lives