#hell naw

[selenevassos]

the original cunt

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[wwskalisto]

Yall who else made an oc who is related to Shadow Milk-

Nimbus Merino Cookie

[penfondeler]

this is my lawyer dawg i m going to jail

[westshark]

Baptized in Blood.

[heatseekingreptile]

Yes I know I’m not consistent on what he looks like get off my ass

[inky-quilled-dragon]

Been a while since i’ve actually felt the stirrings of what could be called Patriotism (because i’m just not a patriotic person in general)

But today? I feel like barfing maple syrup and tossing maple leaves like confetti and blasting the Barenaked Ladies or The Hip or hell, even Nickleback.

Canada is by no means perfect, and we have our own bigotry to deal with and our own Maple Maga that need a thorough squashing, but it says something when Lonely Planet’s ‘Canada etiquette guide’ makes a point of telling it’s readers to never, ever, insinuate Canada and it’s neighbour are the same.

[coochiekrab]

[harmonia-university]

Notes on Hilbert Hall, the mathematics building. It is unknown whether the building was named for the young Unovan hero or the famous mathematician. This 12-story building is situated close to the entrance gates of the university, and is one of the oldest and grittiest looking buildings on campus. 

Things of note:

Hilbert Hall is a popular place for students to come and study. 

The basement is riddled with study spots, although it provides a bit of a grey, dreary environment. There is a small cafe near the stairs where students often grab lunch. The basement is also home to the mathematics student council, as well as various lecture rooms. The lecture rooms are often used for math tutorial sessions.

The 4th floor boasts a large computer lab and library area. Many students congregate here to study, and it certainly brightens up the mood more than the basement does. 

The 11th floor has a small yet vibrant library only accessible to students enrolled in a mathematics program. This was only very recently set up. 

The 9th to 12th floors are home to the mathematics professors' offices. The 10th floor has the admins office, and the assignment drop off box. Make sure to hand those in by 4pm! Or else youre outta luck.

Harmonia University LOVES tunnels. So of course Hilbert Hall is connected to several other buildings by underground tunnels: the chemistry building, the Colress Engineering building, and the main library. 

Here is a photo, taken by a bystander who was flabbergasted at the incredible and freakish sight of two Pokemon scaling Hilbert Hall:

[rosewine-5]

So I just finished The Umbrealla Academy I also saw THAT

[mystic127geto]

When your hg says “there go your bestie” and you turn around to see your biggest opp

[medicbrainrot]

devil spawn (obligatory bug fic)

A/N: content warning for a scorpion in the shower (definitely not writing from experience...)

A calm Tuesday evening on base, and Simon is on his way back to his barracks room when he hears a high pitched shriek followed by a loud “HOLY FUCKING SHIT!” coming from the women’s shower block. 

“What the hell…?” Simon wonders as he changes course for the shower block, to investigate what’s so unholy.

As he approaches, Simon sees his girlfriend stumble out of the shower block, wrapped in only a towel, absolutely soaking wet.

“Jesus Christ, Hail Mary, Mercy Me.” She says under her breath as she shudders.

Simon’s eyes widen when he sees her. “Hey, are you okay? Did something hurt you?” He asks, concern evident in his eyes. “You’re dripping wet; do you want to go back inside and get changed?”

“Oh hell nah, not with that devil spawn in there.” She says, shaking her head.

“Devil… spawn?” His eyebrows furrow under the mask in confusion. “What are you talking about?”

“There’s a big ass scorpion in the showers. Ain’t no way in hell I’m going back in there.” She shudders again.

“A scorpion…?” Simon slowly approaches the door to the shower block and takes a look inside. His eyes widen as he takes a step back. “Jesus Christ…”

“See? Big ass devil spawn.” She shakes her head. “I usually have no problem with scorpions, but not when I’m naked, just trying to take a shower. No way.”

“Hell no, that’s awful…” He glances back at her. “How did it even get in there?”

“I don’t know. Poor bastard’s probably freaking out as much as I am though. But it’s either him or me in there, and right now I’m not wearing enough clothes to deal with it…”

He runs a hand down his masked face. “Damn… do you want me to take care of it? I’m still dressed and everything. I got this…” He pauses for a moment. “How big is it though?”

“Big, like the size of your palm maybe. Which means it isn’t all that venomous, but it still doesn’t mean I want to risk getting stung by it.” She says.

“Your palm, or my palm?” He asks, teasingly, lifting an eyebrow under the mask.

“Your palm. Like I said, big ass scorpion.” She responds.

“Alright, I’ll handle it.” He says with a slight smirk on his face.

He takes a deep breath before entering the shower block. He’s a little hesitant, but keeps a keen eye out for the “devil spawn” of a scorpion.

He sees it hiding in the corner. And… she wasn’t exaggerating. It’s a pretty big scorpion, just chilling in the corner.

His eyes widen as he takes in the size of the arachnid. He lets out a swear under his breath as he grabs a towel from off the floor, slowly approaching the scorpion. He then drops the towel on top of it, scooping it up, holding it together tightly to avoid being stung.

Simon walks back outside, goes several steps behind the building, and flings the towel to launch the scorpion far away.

“That… that’ll work.” He says hesitantly as he watches the scorpion fly through the air and land a solid distance away. 

“Well, that was kind of terrifying.” He says to her as he comes back around the building. “You really weren’t kidding about the size.”

“I don’t usually scream for bugs, but….” She trails off, shaking her head.

“Yeah, it would be one thing if you were wearing clothes, but…. Just bare naked and this massive scorpion just… pops up?”

“Devil spawn.” She mutters under her breath. “Thank you for taking care of it, Simon.”

The corner of his mouth twitches up into a half-smile. “No problem. Glad to be of assistance.” 

He gestures to her form clad in the wet towel. “Are you… comfortable enough to go back in and finish showering?” “Yeah, I’m good now.” She says, leaning up on her tiptoes to press a kiss to Simon’s jaw. “I’ll find you later?”

“Of course, you know where to find me.” Simon turns his head slightly so he can press a masked kiss to her forehead. 

He brushes a hand down her cheek before stepping back and making sure she gets back to the shower okay, giving her a gentle wave as he turns to walk away.

A/N: Thanks for reading! Likes, reblogs, and feedback are appreciated!

Masterlist

[livinglifeandlobster]

Alian Nova. This is what I get for rewatching the whole lego friends show while thinking about alians.....

(Grill me a cheese)

[industrations]

okay i'm kind of confused with the three parts of a lawn set thing going on. sorry if i'm being nosy, you don't have to reply. but are you guys like friends or something? are you running three separate blogs? what's the deal?

Announcement that i run both the @alarainai and @imdamagecontrol accounts and we’re actually all the same person

[sarahivess]

I MEAN—

[itzmaztercom]

What...😨😰

@1-800-callmewhenyougetlost