#kid danger

[italljustkindahappened2]

I’ve lost hope on my other account (rip @italljustkindahappened🫡) but it’s okay I’ll just take the opportunity to reintroduce myself and repost my info here!

Hi, I’m Jay, I’m 20 (she/her) and I just recently got into Henry Danger after it blew up again. My favorite character is Henry bc I relate to him A LOT, and my fav ship is Chenry. I’m open to other ships (esp Hensper) unless they’re just straight up weird *cough cough henray*. I’ve also watched Danger Force, and my fav character is Bose (haha can you see a similarity in why I relate to those characters) and fav ship is Bomika, although again I’m open to other ships (just not Bapa tbh😅).

Here’s a list of my HD headcanons (updated when I think of something new):

1. Charlotte is the only one who bothered to learn Dystopian- the boys just guess and use translating apps

2. Henry and Charlotte go on little “dates” but they insist it’s as friends.. everyone knows that’s not true

2a. Jasper always insists on coming with them on these dates (oblivious to the fact that they are dates since they tell him it’s not a date) and sometimes they’re nice and let him come with them but they also sneak away when he’s not looking

3. Jasper and Henry share an apartment, Charlotte’s internship/scholarship paid for an apartment for her so she lives alone- piper stays with her when she’s visiting

3a. Both the boys are SHIT at cooking, so they invite Charlotte over every night to “hang out.” She knows that it’s because they want her to cook for them but she just does it so often it becomes routine.. until she moves away and their meals become.. interesting.. since they don’t get paid enough for their crime fighting to get take out often.

4. Sometimes Henry gets nightmares of when he was “dying”/ when his missions went wrong so he has a hard time sleeping

4a. When Jasper hears Henry screaming or waking up from his nightmares, he always rushes over to his room and comforts him until they both fall back asleep.. sometimes he gets in Henry’s bed and he just hugs/ cuddles him

4b. Henry has a harder time when Charlotte leaves for school bc she was MUCH better at calming him down from his anxiety and panic attacks than Jasper (although Jasper tries his best). They become more frequent and uncontrollable and he sometimes isolates himself, making Jasper worry.

4c. Ray also has nightmares, but it’s a recurring one of Henry dying on a mission when he was young. He wants to be seen as this “manly independent” man, so he doesn’t really entrust this information to anyone (unless you count credenza later but that’s technically DF). Schwoz sometimes comes in early to work on a project and hears it happening, sometimes comforting him back into a restful sleep without Ray waking up or figuring out it is Schwoz helping him.

5. Schwoz comes and visits in Dystopia when he’s not busy with DF but Ray doesn’t as much.. Schwoz goes on about DF and how cool they are- but you can tell he misses the ogs

6. For Halloween once, Ray dressed as Batman, Henry as Robin, Charlotte as Starfire, Jasper as beast boy, and Piper as Raven

7. When Jasper brought home his first boyfriend, Henry starting acting very jealous, trying to one up his actions and compliment himself- that was when he realized he was bi

8. Sometimes when Charlotte and Henry are alone on the couch, she runs her hand on his chest and back, pointing to each of the scars and asking him to tell the story of how he got it. She never gets tired of hearing the stories.

9. Their main types of love language:

Henry: acts of service and quality time

Charlotte: words of affirmation and acts of service

Jasper: gift giving and quality time

Ray: words of affirmation and acts of service

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Piper: Lesbian

Charlotte: Pan or Demi

Henry: Bi

Jasper: Gay

Schwoz: trans

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My Chenry playlist:

My current fanfic in progress:

[thefruitybrain]

Ray walks in shirtless bc he's Ray: hey guys sorry for being late

Henry thinking: whore…

Charlotte yelling: WHORE!

[diceisbored]

She Saw (part 2)

henry hart x reader

summary: After Piper saw you kiss kid danger, you're forced to tell your boyfriend that you "cheated" on him.

warnings: mention of cheating, fake fight, petnames (sweetheart, babe), cuddling

pt1, pt2

"Hen, I have something to tell you," I took a deep breath as I glanced between Piper and My boyfriend, trying not to smile.

His eyebrows furrowed as he stepped closer to me, "Is- is everything alright?"

Shaking my head I began, "Babe, I'm sorry. Last night I- kissed kid danger."

Now, his look was more confused than worried.

He grabbed my arm and began to walk to his room, "Piper, stay down here."

Once we reached his room, he let go of my arm.

"Are you okay? You know that I'm Kid Danger, right? you kissed me last night."

I nodded, "Yes, I know. But Piper doesn't."

"Oh."

"Yeah and she kinda saw us," Trailing off, I sit down on henrys bed.

He follows suit, laying down at a weird angle.

When i can't contain my giggle, I lay down beside him, putting my head on his shoulder.

"Dang you're cold," I jump as i make contact with his bare skin.

He nods, "And tired."

I hug him close as I pull his blanket over us, our breathing matching in pace.

"Hey, sweetheart, guess what."

Leaning my head up a bit, I 'hm?' in response.

"I love you."

"Guess what, babe?"

He copies my noise.

"I love you too."

kinda wanna rewrite both parts of this in my new style...

masterlist

request rules

[art4hhart]

I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK ABOUT THIS

i'm so excited for the movie i can't even wait

[hyperfixated-on-hensper]

I love that Jasper gets progressively more homicidal.

Jasper season 1: "I have a code, I won't kill."

Jasper season 3: *Henry wants to kill Ray and form our own hero team* "Bet."

Jasper season 5: "Let's go back in time and snap baby Drex's neck."

[ghostquell]

so… henry hart

[britneyarmee]

how is schwoz the only main character who hasn’t been arrested?

Bro snuck into Henry’s house multiple times and still walks free 💀

[jace-lee-norman-blog]

[georgieapparatus]

wanted to contribute my share to the Henry danger meme

[undrscrmsn]

this kids show vexes me

[ch1pdawg]

Whoever made this. I love you.

[dusty-cobweb]

i love henry danger side plots

kid danger and captain man prevent swellview from being flooded by a man who can control the weather called “floody man”

jasper experiences medical malpractice

[thefruitybrain]

Henry: how often do you drink?

Ray: every twenty minutes

Charlotte: thats a lot of alcohol

Ray: I know

Jasper: do you ever think you might have a drinking problem?

Ray: nope

[diceisbored]

PLEASE DO MORE HCS FOR HENRY HART

henry hart headcanons!

(these are like a mix of just him as a person and like what getting into a relationship would be like)

as friends

he would be so caring and nice, but equally as teasing. if you two work together, there would be late nights patching him up from being kid danger. if not, you'd still be patching him up, just always telling him that he can tell you when he's ready, making sure he's comfortable. hanging out with him would be full of playing video games and watching videos. sometimes you would even cook together or just lay in his bed napping or watching tv together.

how he asks you out

he'd definitely want to do it on his own, with a lot of convincing from ray, jasper, and charlotte. he'd ask them not to interfere, telling them that he can do it on his own. once he plans some things, he finally asks. it's one of those times you're laying there watching tv, just lazing with him in his bed. he pauses the tv, wanting your full attention. he sits up, causing you to do the same. he stutters and messes himself up multiple times, but he gets his point across. of course you say yes, blushing and smiling big.

the date

doesn't go how he planned at all. you went to get ice cream, but while walking there, you watch someone get mugged. you urge him to go help, insisting that that elderly woman is more important. you hold his ice cream, leaning on the wall beside you. he comes back to a horrible scene. some bastard hitting on you and not taking 'no' for an answer. he ends up in a fight with the man, chasing him off pretty quick. he apologizes over and over for leaving your date and not being here to get that man away sooner, and of course you shut him up with a kiss.

after dating for a while

you both obviously get more comfortable with your relationship and each other, getting touchy even if people are in the room (usually just your friends). charlotte loves flirting with you jokingly, it used to get henry worked up and upset, but now he just laughs. your 'hangouts' have become much more common, and sometimes even a little much. and you both obviously get caught doing something once or twice, nothing more than kissing and few scandalous touches (yet) but all in all, it's made for a funny few inside jokes. your teachers learn to borderline despise you relationship, the pair of you have been caught in the janitors closet a few too many times.

but, after everything, he always promises to come back to you whenever he can. it's when he has to take his biggest trip as kid danger and for a few moments, no one knows if he's gonna come back. you make sure to show him your gratitude when he does

[jacenormlee]

<3333

[hyperfixated-on-hensper]

Random Henry Danger canon things I think are wild:

Canonically, Henry, his parents, Piper, Charlotte, and Ray, have all drank Jasper's blood.

Jasper eats raw eggs.

The was a dude who was pooping in playgrounds was never caught. (Sidenote the dude playing him was Jace Norman's stunt double)

Jasper is scared of bunnies but not spiders.

Schwoz created a disease.

Nurse Cohort shaves Dr.Minyak's back hair for him.

Schwoz got married to a computer, then killed her.

Nurse Cohort also thinks Captain Man is hot (same).

Charlotte was trapped in Henry's dream for 4 hours.

There's cameras installed in Henry’s house and room.

Schwoz has had multiple relations with computers/Android women.

Jasper tazed himself multiple times (before and after) accidently telling Ray that Charlotte and Henry were 'dating' because he felt bad.

Henry doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.

Schwoz has tattoos.

There's mirrors in the man cave showers.

Ray also has a hot tub in his room.

Henry was a girl once.

Mole ppl exist.

Schwoz went skinny dipping with Ray.

Jasper has a metal plate in his head from an injury he got from teaching a donkey how to kick field goals.

Ray dispite being to space and seeing himself that the earth is in fact round, believes the earth is flat.

Jasper once tied up the janitor (thinking he was a villain) and tazed him repeatedly.

Ray was a theater kid.

Jasper has a belly button piercing.

There's a hot tub somewhere in the man cave.

Charlotte is dating a famous singer.

Henry and Ray robbed a bank.

Ray dressed in drag in an attempt to sneak into mom con.

Henry went to flower camp.

The Love Shuttle.

Jaspers' favorite meal is fish sticks and peas

Piper can't cook.

Schwoz has stolen 2 girlfriends from Ray.

Jasper became a dad briefly. (And was the best parent in Swellview, btw)

Eating grilled cheese makes Henry feel masculine. (Same)

All the main characters have been to jail.

Jasper participates in Yodeling Karaoke club and has won companions.

Charlotte would rather get eaten by a lion than kiss Henry.

Jasper drinks raw eggs.

RAY WAS PREGNANT!

Piper went to LA

Schwoz and Gooche took a vacation together in Palm Springs.

Jasper squeezes all the cream out of his doodle cake (nickelodeon version of twinkies) before eating them.

Henry ate a hamburger out of Jasper's underwear.

Jasper believes that Charlotte has a crush on him and has never once pursued it.

Sydney dresses Oliver every morning.

Ray doesn't use shampoo.

Jasper listens to Celine Dion.

Oliver can break dance.

Ray uses vibrating soap 💀

Jasper's grandma died at some point during the show, and Piper pulled a prank at her funeral.