#s: star trek

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Apollo: But really, Artemis, there was no harm done.

Artemis: They broke seven of your ribs and fractured your clavicle.

Apollo: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.

Artemis: Apollo, this isn't funny.

Apollo: I'm serious, Artemis! Thanks to your help I'm completely healed, but the damage I did to them will last a lifetime.

[incorrctbleach]

Rangiku: I have an idea sir, but I need your permission.

Toshiro: Why do you need my permission?

Rangiku: Because if I mess up, I don't want it to be just my fault

[harveybwabbit92]

{Lost in time AU: when R/n gets sucked away into the time vortex, Riku, Zero, 80 and Zoffy and Father of Ultra gather at her home and discuss how to get her back.]

Belial, shows them a bracelet on his left wrist: This is a Cyexian diamond bracelet, I made two of them from a piece of a Glow void asteroid and gave the other one to R/n when I proposed to her she never takes it off.

{Every looks at him.]

Father of Ultra: …You gave your wife radioactive jewelry?

Belial: The asteroid I got it from was a dud. Its emission is pretty much harmless, Ken, but it has a unique signature that gives off a faint glow when it senses it's partner nearby; which makes it very easy identify.

Zoffy: …You gave your wife a tracking device?

[Everyone gives Belial an uncomfortable look.]

Belial: …It was for a good reason.

80: In what situation is there ever a good reason to give someone a tracking device without telling them it's a tracking device?

Belial: This one.

{Pause}

Zero: ...Urg, This gives me chills to say it, but Belial's got a point.

Riku, while trying to calm his fussy sister down: So you think you can use that bracelet to look for R/n and get her back?

Belial: It's only shot we've got.

[Cyexian (They're the Alien oc race I came up with) facts: Cyexian diamonds are found in a asteroid field that the inhabitants of the Zera nebula call the glowing void, the diamonds are described to be breathtakingly beautiful they're usually teal in color; but sometimes come in green or even rarer purple.

However the diamonds are dangerously radioactive, in fact they're used as a main power source by the Cyexians and when the diamonds are completely drained of radiation they're sold off as regular jewelry, the asteroid Belial had mined was considered a dud because it gave off little to no radiation and was deemed safe to give to R/n.]

[rennybu]

something unknown but very powerful came over me. retro spirk kyaa❣️❣️❣️

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

grandmasters

[cannedvvurms]

this time, in front of the klingons (they earned it)

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

amok time

[emilinqa]

BLOOD FEVER

[andruillus]

another one for the "spock's hands touching the captain" series

[etherealspacejelly]

happy spirk day everyone!!! remember our founding fathers of fanfiction: two guys who were so gay a bunch of women in the 60s invented slash. god bless

[rainbowresurrection]

The very fact that every TOS reboot is afraid to depict the closeness between Kirk and Spock in the same way it was depicted originally is a devastating reinforcement of how gay that shit was

[tazaryoot]

“Where No Man Has Gone Before”

[spockandstars]

I just love how the difference between these images SO encapsulates the difference in vibe between SNW and TOS.

I’m genuinely sorry, glistening-tits-buff-Spock-with-manly-sleek-interior-design-choices-and-scantily-clad-bethrothed-in-background-who-you-rather-explicitly-raw-and-cheat-on, you could only attain the level of unadulterated cunt that is TOS Spock and his weird campy artifact-filled bedroom in your DREAMS.

[harveybwabbit92]

Belial, taking a drink of Apple Whiskey R/n had given him: UGH! Yes! I HATE this! It is REVOLTING!

R/n, she offers the bottle: More?

-pause-

Belial, holds his cup out: Please!

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Since Belial was in his doll form he drank the whiskey from one of these tiny palm size mugs, since it was the only glass R/n could find that was small enough to use.

[forecast0ctopus]

spock on theremin what is he playing

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

Bless the telephone!