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the year is 2043. william shatner, 112, is grabbing his aide's hand, begging her to get closer, his hold unexpectedly strong

"when kirk and spock had sex kirk was always the top. he never took it up the ass" he says, before immediately flatlining

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hobonichi doodles during class

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i like . these guys

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reaching the point of hyperfixation where I can no longer engage with it due to the nausea that I experience at the mere thought of seeing it on my screen is the closest I’ve ever been to being diagnosed with female hysteria

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what if minimus is extremely flexible inside the armor

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have a nye comic that’s about 3 weeks late. happy new year

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This one started as a joke but now I'm the one into tireplay now so I guess the jokes on me

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Tilda Swinton eyeing a chihuahua for it's nutritional value

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sometimes I see queer people go "omg I was such a theater kid in high school, now my friend on the other hand... she was so different... she was a BAND kid!!" and I'm like oh. ok. our high school experiences were very different then

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Most people are 26 years old

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CRASH 1996 PIECE BY Jacques Tardi

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i dont rly like to make commission posts but ive been wanting to open them up again for a whilee. you can dm me with any questions/ if youre interested yay.

all prices are in USD, and i can refuse any commission for any reason. i struggle with adhd/ im currently in college so turnaround can be anywhere from 1 week to 2 months. if something comes up i will be sure to let you knoww

(i will add as a sidenote while i said no nsfw commissions im more inclined to do them if theyre tfone/transformers related LOL)

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mspaint jett as tinsy cutes bear thing…

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His life sucks you'd be able to sneak up on him and kill him so easily. No peripheral vision and his head is nestled in an echo chamber.

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