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Familiar faces, familiar faces.
(Colonel, you're not supposed to exist here.)
#niao fa#fma#edward elric#royed..?#yeah definitely royed#royed#s been a very very long time Ed#I miss drawing my golden punching bag lmao#conqueror of shamballa#fma03#fma 03#fullmetal alchemist
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I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh
#basically whatever fentanyl hiromu arakawa put in roy mustang and riza hawkeye's relationship#also low key what i wish obi-wan and satine could have been like
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I love the idea that Dick and Roy were together at one point, with Jason and Roy now being together, simply for Tim's reaction.
The first words out of his mouth just being "what, you fucking down the family line or something?" Followed by a suspicious squint and asking "do I need to be worried if you guys break up?"
#dc#dc universe#tim drake#dc tim drake#roy harper#jason todd#dc jason todd#dc roy harper#dc dick grayson#dick grayson#batfam#roy x jason#jayroy#batman
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Green Lantern: You know, most Superheroes are cornered into the job by moral obligations because of how powerful they are, but... aren't you just like, a normal guy? Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you gave up the vigilante life to just take it easy?
Batman: Well--
Nightwing, suddenly vaulting into the conversation from across the room: No, no, NO, the last time we pretended to be a normal family for an hour, we played Trivial Pursuit and it ended with an arrow through the living room TV. None of us even fight with arrows. We're freaks that need to fight crime, don't take that away from us.
#batman#comics#dc comics#nightwing#dick grayson#batfamily#justice league#bruce wayne#green lantern#superheroes#the bats are freaks your honor#it's up to you how the arrow got there#i think Jason probably had one of Roy's
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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like
#that's my guarentee#ignore the quiz description#features some of my favourite characters. eg. ianthe tridentarius. jaws. sonny!dog day afternoon. nicolas cage. kendall roy. hope this help#im not going to tag every fandom that's rude#uquiz#quiz#personality quiz#mine#i don't know why i put the sport question i hate the sport question.#wasted like half a day asking stupid questions like 'do we think vriska serqet would prefer football or hockey'
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A Robin tradition
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13 year old Jason: Dick, I need to borrow the Batmobile! Roy needs help with his English homework, Alfred is busy, and the Batmobile is the fastest car we have!
18 year old Dick: [is mad at Bruce and knows full well that this is going to piss him off] Say no more
[Dick gets the keys]
Dick: I'll hide the keys to the motorcycles and the plane. When Bruce tries to call you, just ignore him
Jason: [running to the car] Thanks, Dick! You're the best!
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[Years later]
Tim: Jason please help me! I need the Batmobile to save Kon from Kryptonite Zombies!
Jason: 'Kay, try not to hit any pedestrians
Jason: [takes the Batmobile keys out of his pocket tosses them to Tim]
Tim: You just had them in your pocket...?
Jason: Zombies, Tim
Tim: Right! Thanks! [Runs away]
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[Even more years later]
Damian: Drake! I require the Batmobile. Connor needs assist-
Tim: [already tossing Damian the keys] Cool, see ya later
Damian: [already running to the car] Thank you!
#jason todd#robin jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#roy harper#conner kent#kon el#connor hawke#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids
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Bruce, for the record, is absolutely stoked when Jason brings Roy around.
Because this now means that he is a grandpa. He is so ready to be a grandpa. Let him be a grandpa. Please please please please-
(finally, he gets to just give things to someone. anything they want. (finally, he gets to give Jason so much money and things and Jason can't say no because they are for Lian too))
The thing is, now he is in a very deep and serious rivalry with Oliver, who will not be replaced as the number one grandpa. Absolutely not. So now they are waging war on each other for Lian's affections.
It's messy and it's bloody.
One day, during a JLA meeting, Green Arrow notices something peeking from underneath Batman's suit. It's colorful, so it stands starkly against the dark suit. It looks very familiar.
Green Arrow looks down on his hands. At the friendship bracelet Lian had made for him. He looks back up at Batman and the very familiar colorful thing he has on him.
"What is that?" He asks.
Batman turns to look at him. He follows Green Arrow's gaze, and looks at the colorful thing on him, and then at the bracelet on Green Arrow's wrist.
"What is that?" Batman asks, nodding at the bracelet.
"I asked you first."
"I asked you second."
Green Arrow glares at Batman.
"It's a friendship bracelet my granddaughter made for me", he says.
Batman glares at Green Arrow.
"And this is a friendship bracelet my granddaughter made for me", he says.
They glare at each other. The meeting room has become several degrees colder. No one dares to utter a word.
Then they both pull out their phones and make a call.
"Jason-"
"Roy-"
Jason and Roy, in their bed, both realising that their dad's are calling them at the same time: fuck whatever it is, we're going back to sleep
#this all just FUELS IT even more#because damn it! Oliver is not going to lose to BATMAN of all people#jason and roy meanwhile are pondering which one of them would be easier to get to buy them a house#since all the stuff they are buying Lian is not going to fit into their apartment for much longer#dc#jayroy#batman#bruce wayne#oliver queen#green arrow#jason todd#roy harper#arsenal#red hood
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Damian: Todd prepare. I’m going to kill you!
Jason: you can try but it probably won’t stick!
Bruce: what is this about?
Jason: I sent baby pictures of knife child to the robins group chat.
Damian: WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE THOSE TODD?!?
Jason: If I wanted something I would bribe Talia with them.
Damian: what? LIES! NEITHER OF MY PARENTS WOULD STOOP TO SUCH A LEVEL RIGHT FATHER?
Bruce: …
Damian: father?
Bruce:… how much?
Damian: FATHER?!?
Bruce: name your price!
Damian: NO!
#bruce wayne#jason todd#damian wayne#Jason’s about to treat Roy to all the bat burger he could possibly want#tw threats#batfam incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes
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Jason: I’m dating Roy
Bruce: Hmm (derogatory)
Jason: He has a daughter which makes you a grandad
Bruce: Hmm (delighted)
#i don’t actually think bruce would disapprove of roy#but it’s for the bit you know#jason: god how do I tell bruce that roy and I are dating#dick: just throw lian at him#jason: that could work#jayroy#jason todd#bruce wayne#batman#dc#dc comics#mine
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Red Hood joins twitter. Chaos arises
pt2
#probably wont make a series out of this but it was fun#dc comics#ramble ramble ramble#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#batman#roy harper#arsenal dc#dick grayson#nightwing#stephanie brown#spoiler dc#batgirl#tim drake#red robin#robin dc#twitter au
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Blocking the view
#batman#dc comics#dc robin#dc universe#superhero#batfam#batfamily#jason todd#red hood#damian wayne#roy harper
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Last day at the festival !
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love rereading some of my writing like damn this person really knows how to write that appeals to all the things I personally love
#I was rereading parts of my novel#I really should work on that again sometime but Roy Kaplan and race con come first
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