#romione fanfic rec
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rareem · 3 days ago
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When you absolutely DO NOT give a single fuck about a specific fandom, you're just here for a side couple/ship:
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redheadedhero · 22 days ago
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Is there any fics with romione that have Hermione’s parents properly in them. I’ve read a few but I love the thought of her parents meeting Ron, or even like how they knew Hermione loved Ron cos whenever she talked about her friends, the way she spoke about Ron was different!!
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hermiones-amortentia · 3 months ago
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romione smut suggestions???😍
Everything you are offering by uluru2064
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2236991/1/ 
Four days of fantasies by rosepddle
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3245447/1/ 
Miones and broken tongues by jesrod82
Link https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7304271/1/ 
Just the way I like it by mugglemama
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5696097/1/ 
It's not easy being green by mugglemama
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5669570/1/ 
Don't let go of me by faultybooster
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7024381/1/ 
Game over by faultybooster
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7513062/1/ 
Patented pirate by armaysha
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9189230/1/ 
Study break by honouraryweasley12
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13098737/1/ 
Hermione's fantasy
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6761268/1/ 
Permission slip
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A rendezvous in the loo
Possesion by redandbrown
Red hair, scars and leather wrist guards
The Weasley manoeuvre
Pleasantly surprised
Weasley is my king
There you go. Enjoy porn. 😌
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unhinged-romione · 11 months ago
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what is your favorite romione fics and what are the ones you’ve written you like the most 👀👀👀👀👀 finding fics on archive have been impossible and a girl is desperate 🌞
Oooh chileeee *rolls up sleeves*
Okay, so I'm listing my all-time favorites below (mostly on FFN since it's been YEARS since I've been plugged into this fandom).
As for my stuff *buries head* this ridiculous ass fic that I wrote when I was FOURTEEN is my main claim to fame (it's trash but also still kinda slaps?). BUT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A TON OF NEW STUFF. I have six fics coming out this month through the @romione-trope-fest (btw the best active Romione writers are participating in that fest, so you should definitely follow it if you haven't been already! Here's the AO3 collection for the fest.).
ALSO I saw that you are a Renaissance fan. I have one that's 50% done called "Virgo's Groove" (EDIT: it's here!) and it takes place in the seventh book when Lupin announces Teddy's birth. I can share a snippet tomorrow if you'd like 🙂
Okay enough self promo lol. On to my recs!
Seven Simple Years by HalfASlug (FFN): Best Romione missing moments series ever. I think HalfASlug has the best Ron voice. Everything she's ever written for Romione is worth reading.
Moments by Armaysha (FFN): Another missing moments (I'm a sucker for those) that I feel kind of mixed about, even though it's still one of my favs. The writer has a different take on Romione than most of the fandom. It generally works IMO, but some of the choices she made I really didn't understand. But what she did well, she did really, really well.
I Must Not Tell Lies by TMBlue (FFN): I think this is the best one-shot of Romione's first fuck. TMBlue is GREAT at writing Ron and she's like the queen of Romione smut.
Six Foot of Ginger Idiot by Pinky Brown (FFN): This classic is HBP from Ron's perspective. Pinky Brown is another iconic Ron writer. You can't go wrong with anything she's written, but Biscuits (her missing moments series starting in Book 1) starts dragging in the last few chapters IMO.
Australia by MsBinns (FFN): Post-war series, arguably the greatest Romione fic of all time. To be totally honest, I didn't finish it because it does kind of drag. But I'm always meaning to get back into it. Just know that it's heavy.
Love Me Forever by Aloemilk (AO3/FFN): I JUST read this and I can't stop thinking about it. It's a post-war series that has a great mix of angst, trauma, and fluff (lighter than Australia). The slow burn from Romione's first kiss to a full-fledged adult relationship is perfect and the smut is SO GOOD. Reminds me of the time I stumbled upon porn that made me ugly cry (in a good way?)
Not single fics but thesecondself and realmer06 (both on FFN, although realmer06's next gen stuff is also on AO3) are my favorite one-shot writers.
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albondiguilla007 · 11 months ago
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So:
I mostly opened this account to talk about Harry Potter with other fans. I need potterhead friends I’m begging you, take pity on me.
✨ First though, here’s a Marauders playlist:
✨ Profile pic by sophitil
Ok, so a bit about me and this blog’s contents:
✨ We don’t judge here, every ship is welcome
✨But if it’s gay better
✨ I love the golden trio, I won’t stand for ANY kind of SLANDER, not of Ron, not of Hermione, least of all Harry. They are human, and they are good friends with flaws who love each other very much. They are growing up, grieving, taking care of each other and learning about life. I adore their friendship, and fanfics that realistically explore their relationship will always be a soft spot of mine. (wholesome one shot)
✨ Hot take: If you have any fanfic recommendation where they are romantically together (the three of them, as in an actual relationship), I would appreciate it very much
✨ Drarry (please)—I live for Drarry, I breathe, think, dream, eat Drarry 🙏🏻 They’re my babies
✨ Draco Malfoy is a power bottom, fight me
✨ Lily Evans is my queen and goddess
✨ Tomarry? I’M A SLUT FOR TOMARRY (please I need more time travel fanfic recommendations) Some very good ones tho:
Terrible, but Great.
you belong to me (i belong to you).
Of Kings, of Pawns, and of Men. (This one is not time trivel per se but its AMAZING I’m telling ya)
Wear me like a locket around my throat
(all of them are in ao3)
✨ My boy Harry is incredibly underrated on his own book, like...? He is amazing, I love him, I wish him all the happiness in the world. WE NEED MORE FANFICS WHERE ALL HIS MENTAL STRUGGLES AND GRIEVING PROCESSESS ARE PORTRAYED. (He’s gone through so much, I don’t buy the way canon just swept everything under the rug and moved on)
✨ Another soft spot of mine? Fanfics where Harry time travels to a time where his parents are alive or a different dimension all together.
To make it better
Devil’s White Knight
Across the universe
You’re somebody else
(all in ao3 except Across the universe, that’s a short story in fanfic.net)
Other recommendations
✨ My bedtime readings are hardcore Drarry smut with some very questionable dom/sub dynamics. RECOMMENDATIONS PLEASE 🙏🏻
✨ Jegulus (depending on the mood) Jegulily thooo 👀
✨Canon James Potter was a dick, but I forgive him. He did change a bit after Hogwarts, but I keep hoping he would’ve matured more if he’d had the chance to grow up into an actual adult
✨ Aaron Taylor Johnson and every other version of James Potter is mine, no arguments
✨ NO SNAPE SLANDER. He is an amazing character, and a very complex one at that. He is not supposed to be a good person, but a complicated one with a gray set of values. Y’all do not understand that, and I’m tired of watching Marauders stans be so fucking hypocritical when it comes to him.
Crime and Punishment (an amazing severitus fic on ao3)
✨ August, Cardigan and Betty are about these three idiots (Lily, James and Regulus) and you can’t change my mind. If you have any fanfic recs I’m all ears.
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regulus-smith · 1 month ago
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i am Remus lupin
lowkey living like Remus lupin rn. Transmasc(?) nerd with back and hip problems whos in love with their so much more popular best friend.
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delumineight · 1 year ago
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romione fic list
because it’s hard to find good ones
disclaimer, these are mostly all on ao3. this will be updated every now and then and open for suggestions !!! if you have any suggestions please reblog with them. this is an ongoing list that i will be adding to whenever i find something that i like enough to rec.
list below the cut, just so people who aren’t on my account or in the tags for this don’t have to see it.
rec list
the reasons by incalculablepower
— RATED T: background harry/ginny, past lavender/ron, a tad of inappropriate humor at the end, takes place at the end of sixth year or half-blood prince
SUMMARY: “As the school year comes to an end, it's time to reflect on the one that's passed and prepare for the next year. And with their two best friends otherwise occupied (that is, snogging all over the castle), that means a lot of quality time spent together...”
resistance of the mind by tuesday_piracy
— RATED G: background harry/ginny, current lavender/ron, pining hermione, black hermione, black lavender, takes place during christmastime sixth year or half-blood prince
SUMMARY: “Hogwarts is hosting a Winter Solstice Ball for their older students, and naturally, Ron and Lavender plan on attending together. However, as the night of the Ball arises, Ron is racked with familiar concerns over his attire, his looks, and his hair. So, naturally, he turns to Hermione, and she can't help but aid him. — Or: Hermione gives Ron a haircut. Absolutely nothing (something) happens.
anywhere with you by kieunlocked
— RATED G: takes place during deathly hallows during the horcrux hunt before ron leaves, discussing where they would rather be then in a damp tent in the middle of nowhere
“One-Shot of Ron and Hermione talking about places they’d rather be than the cold, miserable tent during the Horcrux Hunt. / “Though, to be honest I might rather be in the Potions dungeon right now than in this bloody cold tent any longer,” Hermione groaned, wrapping her arms around herself. / “Not the Potions dungeon, Hermione!” Ron said with mock disgust, slinging an arm around her easily, effortlessly. As if he’d done it a million times. And when Hermione thought about it, he really had been doing it quite a bit lately.”
don’t talk (put your head on my shoulder) by sarahxxxlovey
— RATED T: shell cottage, pre relationship, aftermath of torture, missing scene, takes place during deathly hallows
““I don’t know what I would’ve done if—” Ron said in an uncharacteristically tender voice, pulling away slightly to cover her cheeks with large hands, tears dripping down his nose. “I couldn’t— I thought I was going to lose my mind.” / “Me too,” she said, swallowing and nodding, looking up at him. “I didn’t think I could take it… I—” / Words failed her. She broke down into sobs again. / “Hermione,” he said, his voice cracking, kissing her wet cheek quickly before hugging her even tighter. “I’m just so glad you're okay.””
let the golden age begin by incalculablepower
— RATED T: missing scene, during lavender/ron, during apparation testing, maybe a tad and i mean tad bit of emotional cheating, as in people mistake them for boyfriend and girlfriend and neither of them make corrections, half-blood prince, sixth year
“A couple of awkward moments in a still-healing friendship. Half-Blood Prince missing moment.”
funny little frog in my throat by anonymous
RATED T — pining, specifically pining ron, fluff and humor, idiots in love, my personal all time favorite, they’re still magical but no war au
“Ron loves Hermione. It's an ugly business, he's very upset about it, but he loves her and that seems to be the axis on which his world turns.”
self recs
meet me in the woods
— RATED T: secret dating au, starts at the end of sixth year and runs until the shell cottage scene in deathly hallows, written for romione week 2023, oblivious harry, 9k words… oops
““We could just… not tell him.” / “Just keeping it a secret? Okay.” / Whatever Joanne wrote for Deathly Hallows was NOT real. This is (trust me).”
that damned cat
— RATED G: post-war, hermione’s eighth year, crookshanks fic, cuts to around 2009/2010 i think, cat dad ron, and just general dad ron, wine uncles drarry
“Ron hates that cat—but he loves Hermione more.”
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stashandtell · 5 months ago
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Newest Fic: Ranking the Weasleys
Hermione was drunk. It was all Ginny’s fault.
“RANK MY BROTHERS, Hermione! The people deserve to know!”
“OKAY! Okay. FINE. I give in! I’ll rank all your brothers, based on their looks AND PERSONALITIES. You have such a morbid fascination with how shaggable I find your brothers!”
“You’re STALLING!”
Hermione huffed as she tucked into a ball and then shoved Ginny in the butt with her lint-covered sock. This was a normal girls’ night for them. Lots of wine, shouting, and playful-but-catty roughhousing.
Read Ranking the Weasleys on AO3
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I'm so happy to be sharing this on the deadline I set for myself, which is today, Hermione's birthday, 9/19/24. As a very new fanfiction writer, who is committed to enjoying this hobby as long as the muse is with me on it, I had marked a handful of bdays of some of my favorite characters as occasions to post fics this year. It's been a nice way to stick with projects and put some artificial pressure on myself. Originally I was working to release a piece based around Hermione getting a belated Moon Party thrown for her by the Gryff girls. Moon parties are typically thrown for young people when they start menstruation if their friends and/or families are into that sort of thing. I'm still working on that fic but I did quickly push pause on it last weekend when, at 2 AM, after letting myself indulge in almost a full day of writing a different fic, I had the seed of the idea for Ranking the Weasleys and cranked out a very formidable first draft in 2 hours. (Yes, this means I went to sleep juuuuust before the sun was preparing to rise. Worth it.) When the words flow, you go with it. It also happens that I'm participating in The Weasley Clock Discord's Bingo Collection (Event? Fest? Bingo-Thing?) and this covers my square for "Ginny Weasley" quite nicely!
- - - - About Fred, George, Bill, and Fetishizing War Wounds These are some initial thoughts I had on the subject and is in no way a comprehensive analysis of the topic.
I wasn't expecting to discover that Fred's battle injury and recovery included him using a wheelchair for the rest of his life in this story but it came out in the writing process. I thought deeply about how, in many Harry Potter fanfics, we see examples of fetishizing elements of people's injuries or hardships (I say this in a non-judgemental way. I truly was pondering it.) If you read Dramione, think about how Draco's Sectumsempra scars are sometimes described. "Scars are sexy" is often a thing in our fandom (and in real life for some!) and it paints a complex picture of attraction, reverence, and attractiveness in a shorthand, accessible way to many readers, from writers. Especially when writers are writing from inside the private minds of characters, the characters are allowed to have thoughts that may not be appropriate or sensitive to others' identities, sense of self, language preferences, etc. It's why many of us love reading fiction; we get an intimate look into the messy, imperfect, and sometimes illicit thought processes of characters. It can be enthralling. But, for this particular, shorter one-shot, I wanted to try to be consistent about how I approached how Hermione was objectifying and trash-talking the characters for many things they either had control over or were core parts of their developed personalities. But what about George's gold ear? I thought about this too. Yes, Hermione thinks the ear is "very fun and cheeky," but she's not into how he's missing an ear or saying that she is attracted the prosthetic because it's a prosthetic or symbolizes a trauma he went through-- my intention was for her to make a comment on the choice of it being solid gold. The opulence of the ear prosthetic was a "fun and cheeky" choice of George's. I hope that came across. I deleted a whole section about how Hermione found Bill to be sexier after his attack from Greyback, not because of the injury but because it changed his mindset about how he wants to protect others.
"...even after he was attacked, he grew even more assured in himself which just made him hotter. And it wasn’t the mild-lycanthropy that made him more confident..."
I couldn't make it work without it being clunky and preachy, so I cut it. I wanted to make sure Bill's scars and the effects of a werewolf affliction weren't portrayed as a turn-on in the very same piece where I was trying to navigate a sensitivity and neutrality to Fred's use of a chair. Sometimes it IS best to "murder your darlings," amiright? I'll admit, I fell in love with Fred in this fic and how he's hot and cold with Hermione, even though he's pretty successful in the dating field with other wixen. Maybe this fic will inspire something longer [shrugs]. I grew fond of some of the implied backstories that grew out of this absolute brain-barf I was seemingly compelled to type out through tired, tired eyes. - - - -
A while ago, I drafted a post ranking all my favorite Hermione/Weasley sibling ships, and it was nice to have such a hefty post pre-written that fit in with all this. It was likely the base of the fic I would write-- cooking along on the back burner of my brain until it was ready to served out. I appreciate that my inner-monologue-made-outer-tumblr-posts may be another way of puzzling out plots I may eventually create! Check It Out:
Nobody Asked For This: My Rankings of the Hermione x Weasley Ships with REASONS (tumblr post)
Some Recommendations for Fics That Influenced My Weasley-Ship Rankings (tumblr post)
Ranking the Weasleys, a Harry Potter fanfic by stashandtell on AO3
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hinnyweasley · 12 days ago
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Rec fics where rom ships hinny 3 2 1 go:
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whinlatter · 1 year ago
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‘Hermione, the attendees just survived a war,’ says Seamus impatiently. ‘I think they can survive a piss-up in a creepy old mansion.’
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🪶 read the author’s note for c.10&11 (spoilers!)
🐾 listen to the playlist
🪺 watch the trailer 
🦉 thoughts & questions? ask me anything!
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imastarokay · 9 months ago
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LOVE ROSIE ROMIONE AU: When a Rose is met with a Thorn:
Current word count: 50,995
Step into the captivating world of my tale, where Hermione, a single mother yearning for her past, grapples with the weight of her decisions. Through the difficulties of her journey, Ron emerges as a beacon of familiarity, rekindling the spark of her former self. As Hermione navigates the complexities of parenthood and the ache of lost time, her bond with Ron offers solace and renewal. Discover the touching tale of a woman torn between her responsibilities and her deepest desires, where love becomes the catalyst for redemption and rediscovery.
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Here's the Summary:
What if Hermione was the one who left during the Deathly Hallows, and never came back? What if the war never ended and things just got worse for 16 years until one fateful day, when it did end, and Hermione knew she had to come back?
Rose Granger, a fifteen-year-old girl has to deal with her mother's constant secrecy and abnormalities. Her mother is not like other mothers, hell she isn't like anyone she's ever met. It never all pieced together until now. What will happen when Rose investigates her mother's past and discovers secrets too otherworldly to be true?
Click to read my fic
I hope y'all enjoy it if you choose to read it. Reblogs are always welcomed and appreciated. I also love and enjoy responding to comments on ao3, they make my day, and I love interacting with y'all. As always, have a great week!
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dobbydore · 2 years ago
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recommend me some harry potter fic rec accounts to follow pls?
hi! I’m new to tumblr and was wondering if anyone could please recommend some Harry Potter fanfic recommendation tumblr pages that I should follow? And any other cool HP fan accounts that are recommended for meta essays, fanart, fanvids and edits, and other interesting Harry Potter fanfiction, character, & plot analysis, etc?
Stuff I like to read about: gen fics, friendship fics, action/adventure stories, Romione, Ron-centric, Hinny, Canon-compliant and canon divergent AU stories, Ron/Pansy, other Ron/Slytherin pairings, all Ron rare pairs, Dramione, dark fics, horror, tragedy, angst, humor, crackfics, Dark AUs and Voldemort Wins AUs, dark character AUs, alternate house sorting AUs, Harry-centric, Dursley-centric, rare pairings, post-war, time-travel, dimension-travel, slice-of-life, redemption fics, Weasley family centric, stories about Percy, Ginny, Petunia, Sirius, Dumbledore, Pettigrew, Tonks, house elves, Tom Riddle, stories about any Hogwarts students, teachers, or ghosts, Draco/Ron, Ron/Harry, Pansy/Neville, Pansy/Percy, Draco/Pansy, OC fics, Dead Dove fics, etc.
I’m basically open to pretty much any kind of fic rec actually! But I’d prefer to avoid Weasley/Dumbledore bashing stories and Harry/Hermione fics unless they’re different from the usual type of story in those categories.
I’d love recommendations for tumblr pages that post about those kind of fics or fanart or any fests or masterlist pages! So far the pages that I know of are: ao3feed-harryginny ao3feed-romione ao3feed-rarry ao3feed-jily , jilyarchive, and dramioneasks. Are there any more tumblr pages like this for all the other characters and pairings out there?
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thedoorthatopensonitsown · 8 months ago
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I have the lovely, lovely pleasure of being a beta-reader for AyletMagnusB, who has just posted the first chapter of Choices on ao3!
It takes place post-canon, so the characters have grown up and had kids. It mainly follows the Golden Trio, but it tells a story of how the Wizarding World would have dealt with the COVID-19 pandemic.
Please check the tags, though, to see if you're comfortable with them, as there is Graphic Depictions of Violence and MCD. It's rated T and the main ships are Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione.
If this sounds interesting to you, please head on over and give it a look!
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unhinged-romione · 10 months ago
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latest chap in my AU romione fic is out! i'm exploring what it would look like if ron and hermione kissed earlier for each hogwarts year. they were super adorbs in year 1 and now that they're in year 5, they're...different 🙃
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dewitty1 · 2 years ago
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Eagles in Truro (Alt: That filthy one that snuck in a plot.)
Vukovich @vukovich
Chapters: 42/42 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger/Harry Potter, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Luna Lovegood/Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Ron Weasley Additional Tags: Coming Out, BAMF Molly Weasley, Past Child Abuse, Angst, Smut, Fluff, Action, Drama & Romance, Dead child OC, canon child abuse, Murder but you'll like it, Bitey Cinnamon Roll Draco Malfoy, Bisexual Disaster Harry Potter, Best Man Ever Ron Weasley, Vulnerable Human Hermione Granger, Chapter Tags
Summary:
Hermione Granger just wants to get laid and maybe someday become Supreme Mugwump. Ronald Weasley just wants to build a dubiously-criminal empire and hug everybody. Harry Potter just wants... he's not sure, but it might be Malfoy. Draco Malfoy just wants to survive the post-war world. And snuggles. A story about four lonely people in a mineshaft in Cornwall, and blasting a home in bedrock when nothing else quite fits. Hermione: Excuse me. This is a political thriller, but it's also how I ended up in a really complicated relationship. Ron: It's not that complicated. And it's a love story. Draco: He's right. Harry: You always side with Ron. It's an action story. I got stabbed. Draco: Sorry about that. But you're all wrong. This is art. And SMUT. All: Oh...
Excerpt:
Harry wasn’t sure what he’d expected from a dinner date and sex-planning meeting. Sex, he supposed, was what he’d expected. And a whole lot fewer calendars.
Hermione was laying on the floor with a massive desk calendar and four neon highlighters. Ron had pulled a fucking tome out of his backpack that had the store’s employee schedules, shipping schedules, sales rotations, events and maintenance.
Harry felt woefully unprepared for this summit. He had this weekend off, so he worked next weekend, and that’s about as far ahead as he planned. The weeks that he worked the weekend, he had two weekdays off, but he generally forgot when they were till the day before, or he just went ahead and showed up at work. He was not feeling terribly adult at the moment.
Malfoy had been quiet through the schedule comparisons. The only conflicts he offered were a parole check once a week, and Ministry summons as assigned. Ron had scoffed at those.
“So, if we can find some patterns in where your days overlap mine, I can plan out through January, when my term ends,” Hermione said to no one in particular, or possibly to herself. Harry thought she was having way too much fun with her calendar.
“My whole life is pretty much fucked last week of August through mid-September,” Ron muttered, scratching his beard. “And then quite a bit of September is restocking after the start of term.” The annual Hogwarts rush was the most lucrative few weeks of the year, but it owned him. Sleeping on his office floor was the glamorous life of a proprietor.
Malfoy had grown bored and a little envious of everyone’s terribly important and busy schedules, found a box labelled “Books, A-F, 2005”, and was busily snooping. Her damn cat kept throwing himself underfoot like he wanted to be stepped on.
If he were to be honest, the only routines in his life were seeing Eira at the library and fishing. Granger had apparently kept, had shipped, and alphabetized her textbooks from 2005 by the last name of the lead author. Which meant she had the lead authors’ names memorized. Terrifying.
“I could always come to the store and defile your office desk,” she offered with a wink. Ron grumbled something about not trusting her to try and organize it.
“I work that weekend around the start of term. And have remote investigations… sometime?” Harry added.
Malfoy was idly thumbing through a copy of something about patriarchy and family structures, which looked an awful lot like an alternate title could be “How to Be a Shitty Pureblood Wanker”. It wasn’t a bad way to pass the time while waiting for Granger to realize she was coming up with a schedule against her own interests.
To him, the reason a woman would request “male company” for a weekend a month was glaringly obvious. She’d realize her error soon, if she pulled her head out of her calendar.
“Granger, can I borrow this?” he asked, hoisting the massive hardback book up so she could see it.
She had a dab of neon pink highlighter on her lower lip, where she’d tapped the tip while deep in thought. It was more than a little adorable. “Yeah, sure.”
He heard her mutter something about it being an odd choice for a Malfoy. He hefted the book in his hands, a scowl appearing as he realized the book was too big for him to carry home in his talons.
Ron had taken over most of the couch with an impressive array of spreadsheets. Without looking up, he pointed a quill at Malfoy. “Malfoy, I guess that’s your weekend, then.“
Malfoy’s patience had run out. “Granger, you said a weekend a month,” he clarified.
Hermione looked up from her ridiculous calendar. “Right.”
“Total. Not with each of us,” he stated.
“Oh… right.” She looked down at her technicolor opus in dismay.
“Did you mean just any old weekend every calendar month, or say, a very specific 48 to 72 hours every 28 days or so?” He avoided her gaze, trying to drive his point home with some delicacy.
Hermione thunked her forehead down on her calendar and swore under her breath. “Hel’s bells. I can’t erase all of this.” Ron and Harry looked at each other and shrugged, not sure why it felt like their planning had been entirely scrapped.
Malfoy took Hermione’s chair and sat down with the book. “So, 28 days, regular?” he asked, again trying to tread lightly into the topic.
“Like clockwork,” she grumbled, forehead still on the marred calendar. He could grant her a mourning period. It had been a masterpiece of color-coding.
He was a little disappointed Ron and Harry hadn’t caught on to the slight diversion in topic. The book on patriarchal oppression practically winked at him from his lap, and he shrugged.
“Alright, Granger, what day is today?” he asked gently.
Ron and Harry perked up at the prospect of a question they could answer, and simultaneously blurted, “The 18th!”
Sitting up cross-legged and glaring at her calendar, she pulled her phone from her pocket and checked it. What a waste of paper and highlighter and effort and organization, she thought. Playing schedule chess had been fun. So fun, in fact, that she’d forgotten the original purpose.
“Day 11,” she replied. She sighed, and ripped the heavy page off the calendar, crumpling it angrily.
Malfoy smiled at her little outburst. “Calm before the storm, then.” His smile zapped away as he flinched at Crookshanks clawing up onto the back of the chair and settling on his shoulder.
She shrugged noncommittally, throwing the wadded paper nowhere in the vicinity of the bin.
“Would anyone like to explain to poor simple Harry and I what the fuck you’re on about?” Ron asked, getting up to retrieve the paper ball and depositing it in the bin.
“I’m not simple,” Harry muttered to the ceiling, his head laid back on the couch. “I’m... uncomplicated. It’s different. But yeah, what on earth are you two talking about?”
Hermione had really wanted to just be able to ask these damned men for sex when she wanted sex, and that be it. Why was it so much more difficult here than in Perth?
Her strategy had worked up until this point in her life, and she was finding it a strange flavor of humiliation to have to admit to men she fancied that she mainly fancied them during a specific part of her cycle.
What she was trying desperately to avoid was letting any of them know how devastating her sex drive was for those few days. It was all she could think about. Food and sleep went by the wayside as often as not. She’d actually begged off sick from exams multiple times to stay home and get herself off for entire afternoons. Her schoolwork had suffered, for Merlin’s sake.
“Oh, honestly, Ron, you’re one of seven! You ought to know these things!” she snapped, her embarrassment overriding her patience.
“Babies?!” Ron shouted, his face stricken. “Oh, hell, no!”
“Stupid git,” Malfoy muttered, inspecting the index page of the book. “Nobody’s making babies, Weasley. Just helping with the… drive.”
“Oh, thank Godric!” Harry said, collapsing back down against the couch. “You all scared me there.”
Malfoy shook his head, disappointed in his fellow menfolk. For as much as they likely built their lives around fucking, they didn’t seem to understand some basic biology.
If he didn’t know better, he’d swear the damn cat was reading over his shoulder.
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Chapters: 2/8 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Cho Chang/Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley/Blaise Zabini, Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson/Ron Weasley, Charlie Weasley/Blaise Zabini, Draco Malfoy/Blaise Zabini Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Charlie Weasley, Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley, Molly Weasley Additional Tags: Drug Use, Recreational Drug Use, Threesome, Open Relationships, Friends With Benefits, References to Drugs, Slow Burn, right person wrong time, Drug Addiction, Sex Addiction, Dark Ginny Weasley, Bisexual Ginny Weasley, Drug User Ginny Weasley, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Angst, Major Illness Summary:
Ginny Weasley was once a girl on fire.
And now she's burning the candle at both ends, running, and fighting, and yes maybe snorting whatever she can find off Pansy Parkinson's tits, but that doesn't mean anything.
And suddenly her brother has less time than her, and she's introducing him to her life, and suddenly everything is blazing in a fiery bright bonfire and it is tearing apart the very people she once depended on.
or : The Ways PTSD Affects the Golden Trio & Co.
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Chapter 2 is posted!! Go show it some love :)
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