#rich rubies

[bingiwins]

Rubi🌷

[blessedsage99]

i've been thinking about The Weeping Hearts like all week ungh

friendship w weiss and coco was so peak im literally never recovering

some implied whiterose and crosshares... as a treat ofc.... dies

[mountain-dew-tickledpink]

idk what this is

[jc-writes-bullshit]

@ elon musk why can’t you do something that’s actually useful to society like giving Netflix a big chunk of money to renew Lockwood and Co.???

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Weiss: *Dancing around Enemies, flinging waves of elemental dust as though she were the embodiment of nature itself*

Jaune: ... Whoa ...

~~~~~

Winter: *Rapid, smooth but harsh strikes, with practiced, honed movements earned from years of effort and training*

Robyn: Nice Job~

~~~~~

Willow: *Hefty, certain lunges and swings of a practiced Huntress, tempered by lack of use, Hair coming hair coming free of its bindings as her Hammer crushes Grimm, Pepperbox firing freely into the hoard, the Ferocity compounded by decades of rage*

Ghira: *Nodding* She's Not bad.

Kali: Not Bad at All~

~~~~~

Whitley: *Panicked Firing of a pistol, Followed by a flurry of novice swings with a dagger*

Ruby: *Just side stepping his attacks* Whitley, you need to know how to shoot from standing before you shoot from Running.

Oscar: *Internally* Well I can't not Fuck him.

Ozpin: Oscar Please don't until we figure this out!

[j0die101]

Love how this season is as if the writers spend all their preparation time on a Tumblr blog.

Ep. 1: what if I grew up but stayed the same? (existential crisis, also abandonment issues)

Ep. 2: drag queen

Ep. 3: Capitalism kills

Ep. 4: the horror and the wild (abandonment issues again?) also politicians are insane bastards willing to destroy the world

Ep. 5: eat the rich! (quite literally, and the slug thingies were right!)

[spasmsofthought]

beginning episode three, and I'm in LOVE... so much better than any American TV i've watched in recent years

[balencicoasterr]

💋💋💋

[onikasbarbie]

[marvinforyou]

I Stan the slugs and dot

eat the rich and racist 💪💪

[kiraabear]

MC: Eat the Rich! 😠

MC: looks over at R Verner.

MC:

R Verner:

MC: Eat the Rich. 😏

@lacunafiction

[mountain-dew-tickledpink]

instead of trying to give richjake a ship name similar to boyfs or pinkberry we should just call them richardjacob

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ruby: MMmm-MH! Goooood Morning Yang!

Yang: *Brushing Teeth* M'rn Rbs!

Ruby: You're up bright and early. What's up?

Yang: *Spits in sink* Me and Blakey got a whole day planned-*Gargling & Swishing Mouthwash, Spits* We're gonna go for a walk in the park to get some pictures taken and do a little window shopping, then we're meeting up with her parents for lunch!

Ruby: You've got a whole day planned, Huh! Is there something special about to ... day ...

Ruby checks the calender - wednesday, Febuary 14th.

Valentines day

Ruby: Nonono! Not now! I haven't prepared!

Yang: Sorry Rubes! I gotta get dressed, so unless you wanna see me naked again, you should-

Ruby: I'm going, I'm going!

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Weiss! Blake and Yang are busy-

Weiss: I have Dates planned Ruby! I'm afraid I can't help you.

Ruby: With- I'm sorry did you say 'Dates' as in Dates Plural?

Weiss: Yes I did.

Ruby: Isn't that kind of-

Penny: Salutations Ruby! I am here to see My Valentines for the day!

Ruby: Penny? You're going out with Weiss?

Jaune: I am too! We're going to be switching on and off throughout the day!

Ruby: What.

Penny: Knowing that you identify as 'Asexual' I inquired what romance felt like to Weiss, who was on her way to ask Jaune on a 'date.' Jaune brought up how Polyamorous relationships were uncommon but plausible, so Weiss agreed to spend her time with us both!

Ruby: ... Oh.

Weiss: Yes, and I still need to finish readying up! Please leave so that I may Dress!

~~~~~

Loud Thumping and groaning may be heard behind Ren and Nora's Door, along with slapping sounds.

Ruby: I dunno why I thought they'd be doing anything else.

~~~~~

Oscar: Hey Ruby! What're you up to?

Ruby: Finding you! Everyone else is busy with Valentines, so I figured "hey, Oscar hasn't seemed interested in anyone, and he know what romance is" so I looked for you so we could have a Totally Platonic hangout. Which, for Valentines day would be weird-

Whitley: *Barging in* Hello my Evergreen~ I brought Cinnamon raisin Oatmeal cookies for my most sweet of sweets~

Oscar: Uuuhh ... Sorry Ruby, I'm kinda busy?

Ruby: ￣へ￣

~~~~~

Ruby: *Knocking on Door* HEY UNCLE QROW!

Robyn: *Wrapped in a towel* Sorry kid, He's busy in the Bathroom.

Ruby: ... i though him and Clover-

Clover: I'm here Too!

Qrow: I got a big heart Kid! Now leave and let me bathe with these guys, or I'll tell them about your seventh brithday!

Clover: Now that I wanna hear!

Ruby: You wouldn't!

Robyn: *Holding Qrow's hand* He Would.

Ruby: ... Got it. Have a nice time. Please leave a sock on your handle next time this happens!

~~~~~

Ruby: ...

Emerald: How do they feel now?

Mercury: *Rubbing his legs, crying Slightly* They feel Real. They feel like they're back.

Ruby: Well That's sweet.

Emerald: We're trying. I'd talk more but concentration-

Ruby: And Merc seems like he needs you, have a nice day.

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Winter-

Winter: ...

Cinder: *On Winter's shoulder* ...

Ruby: ... I'll be going.

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Miss Schnee-

Willow: *sweaty and Flushed* Hello Dear! I'm afraid I don't have much time-

Kali: Willow~ We have time for one more round before me and Ghira need to see our Kitten~

Ruby: Just go-

Willow: I can take a break if you need-

Ruby: I'll be fine, i get it-

Willow: Seriously, If you need something-

Ruby: Thank you, but I'm good, all good, go have your fun-

~~~~~

TaiYang: Hey! You've reached the Personal Scroll of Taiyang Xiao Long! At the moment I am pounding someone's ass right now, and Can't reach you! PLease leave a message at the Tone!

Ruby: *Hangs up* Safe to assume that's where Raven is.

~~~~~

Ruby: ... Hey? Hey Torchwick!

Roman: *Sitting at a table at a cafe* Little Red, I'm not in the mood for any of our games today.

Ruby: What do you mean?

Roman: Look, Neo's a free spirit, and on today of all days, she's reveling in Warm bodies rather than cold blood, leaving little ol' me out to dry, just cause the way I get down and Dirty is only ever stylish not sexy.

Ruby: ... yeah, I get that. Everyone I can think of is either being horny or romantic. It's annoying.

Roman: Oh-ho-ho! It seems the little nightmare for all the criminals in Vale is and Ace of Spades, huh?

Ruby: Well ... *Unfurling Crescent Rose as she takes a seat* Wrong Farm tool, but yeah, my flags fly white, gray, Green and Purple.

Roman: ... how about truce for today? I get the feeling if we stay out of each other's trouble our friends and family can have a nice day.

Ruby: No assault, theft from Mom and Pop shops, no murders, no trafficking and no destruction of property.

Roman: ... take off destruction of property.

Ruby: Hostile architecture only.

Roman: *Extending his hand* Deal.

Ruby: *shaking his hand* Sweet.

[mossyfart]

Literally me

[youre-only-gay-once]

demon!Bela x Anael // "cowboy like me" - Taylor Swift

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