#tairaven

[brokentrafficknight]

This one is super old, maybe a year by now, and uses a format I'm not satisfied using anymore. No bulli

I also figured that since Ruby and Raven have no beef they'd have a surprisingly wholesome step-mom/daughter relationship.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Tai: I'm an Expert at Identifying Birds!

Willow: Really? what are those two over there?

Tai: ... Raven! Qrow! Stop Spying on me on my date!

Qrow: *Bolts*

Raven: CAW!

Tai: YOU LEFT!

Raven: *Transforms* I CAME BACK!

Willow: I wouldn't mind if she joined us.

Tai: J'Accuse?

Raven: ... I'm Sorry, what?

Willow: Well, I am on the market, and if Tai is willing to give you another chance, well ...

Willow: *Lifts Raven's chin* I think you're a rather Pretty bird~

Raven: ... *Blushes, Hyperventilates*

[rwac96]

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7213125

Prompt

When Yang answered the door to her dad's place, she did not expect her former mother to be there, especially in a bunny suit. Raven isn't here for her daughter clearly, she wants to get her man back. And if Yang doesn't think that Tai will take her back, then Raven will prove her wrong.

Seduction. Imminent Sex.

"What the fuck are you doing here?" Yang Xiao Long asks harshly to her birth mother, Raven Branwen.

"I'm here to see your Dad," Raven replied, walking inside with a sway of her hips. "No need to be rude to your mother."

"Correction: You're an egg donor," Yang replied, closing the front door. "and you not only left me, you left Dad. No way in Hell he's taking your back!"

"Watch me, Brat," the swordswoman said, adjusting the corset of her bunny suit. "Oh, Taiyang!!" She calls out to her estranged husband.

The elder blonde brawler approaches from his room, confused, and thinks he is hearing things. Taiyang stops, seeing his estranged wife, wearing a bunny attire that hugs her figure. Raven smiles, winking at the brawler of Team STRQ, and blows him a kiss.

"Damn," Taiyang said, admittedly finding this arousing.

[howlingday]

Yang: So... How did you & Mom hook up anyways dad?

Taiyang: Well, it all started after Raven left-

Raven, standing not even 5 feet away: I'm right here!

Yang: Yeah, because you needed a booty call from Dad!

Raven: Hmph!

Taiyang: Now, now. Raven, Yang has every right to be angry with you.

Raven: Whatever...

Taiyang: And Yang, if it wasn't for booty calls, you wouldn't be here right now.

Yang: Ugh... I didn't need to hear Raven being a booty call.

Raven: Actually, Tai was the booty call. I called him and he brought the booty.

Taiyang: Ha ha. (Looks at own ass) I sure did~.

Yang: Ugh! Gross!

[notmaplemable]

Never Gonna Happen

Summer: ...

Qrow: Something wrong, Sums?

Summer: Nope.

Qrow: Then why are you being so quiet?

Summer: I'm just thinking about Tai and Raven dating.

Qrow: *Chuckles* Really? Like that would ever happen.

Summer: I think they would work. I think Tai's optimism and energy could really help Raven be a little less Raveny.

Qrow: Doesn't matter if they could work. Raven's not the dating type.

Summer: Says you.

Qrow: She's my sister.

Summer: That doesn't mean you know everything about her. Just you wait. They'll totally get together.

Qrow: *Sighs*

A Year Later In The Wilderness Of Mistral

Summer: Psst Qrow, look.

Raven: *Resting her head on Tai's shoulder, asleep*

Summer: They're gonna start dating any day now.

Qrow: Nah, she just trusts him. She doesn't do dating.

Summer: Come on. They spend almost all day together basically every day. How can you think something can't possible happen between them?

Qrow: Trust me, others have tried with Raven. Didn't go well for them. It's better for Tai that they don't.

Summer: Nope, he's going to get right through her walls and turn let her blossom like a rose in bloom.

Qrow: ...Really?

Summer: Hey, it worked on you, didn't it? It can work on her too.

Qrow: *Sighs* Still not happening.

A Few Years Later At Graduation

Taiyang: Woo! No more class!

Raven: *Sitting on Tai's shoulders, rolls her eyes*

Summer: Qrow~.

Qrow: Still not happening.

Summer: You're going to owe me so many cookies when they get together.

Qrow: *Sighs*

A Few Years Later At Summer And Qrow's Wedding

Summer: She's literally sitting on his lap.

Qrow: Doesn't mean anything.

Summer: Are you sure she's the stubborn one of you two?

Qrow: It's been six years. If it was going to happen, it would've happened.

Summer: It could be a slow burn romance.

Qrow: Sums.

Summer: Right, right. Back to wedding stuff, but I'm really looking forward to the honeymoon stuff~.

Qrow: *Sighs*

A Few More Years Later At The Xiao Long - Branwen Residence

Taiyang: *Holding baby Yang*

Raven: *Being Raven*

Qrow: ...

Summer: *Signature Rose look of superiority*

[melonishus]

Bandit - Raven , it’s time for you to continue the Branwen line

Raven - [slaps table] Not ONE of you is man enough to slap my ass and call me a good girl

Bandit - Xiao Long did that to you ?!

Raven - You haven’t listened at all ! He was the lovable dork you morons, I’m talking about Summer !

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Writing Requests are OPEN

[gaymakima]

"raven and tai/summer are divorced" do you think raven has the patience and willpower to read through and sign divorce papers? do you think she even knows what divorce is? do you think summer and tai never had a fraction of hope that she'd come back? that woman is still, legally, married,

[falleri-salvatore]

Getting some Team 7 from Naruto vibes XD If I remember correctly; both Sasuke's AND Sakura's first kisses were from Naruto.

TehShraid First Kisses with Team STRQ

Look, i just REALLY REALLY ship Taiqrow and think rosebird is also cute.

Thanks to artist TehShraid, who took my idea and turned it into a comic.

You can reach out to them on Twitter, Deviantart, and Tumblr.

https://www.deviantart.com/tehshraid/art/First-Kisses-with-Team-STRQ-pg1-903936747

https://www.deviantart.com/tehshraid/art/First-Kisses-with-Team-STRQ-Pg2-904060701

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ruby: MMmm-MH! Goooood Morning Yang!

Yang: *Brushing Teeth* M'rn Rbs!

Ruby: You're up bright and early. What's up?

Yang: *Spits in sink* Me and Blakey got a whole day planned-*Gargling & Swishing Mouthwash, Spits* We're gonna go for a walk in the park to get some pictures taken and do a little window shopping, then we're meeting up with her parents for lunch!

Ruby: You've got a whole day planned, Huh! Is there something special about to ... day ...

Ruby checks the calender - wednesday, Febuary 14th.

Valentines day

Ruby: Nonono! Not now! I haven't prepared!

Yang: Sorry Rubes! I gotta get dressed, so unless you wanna see me naked again, you should-

Ruby: I'm going, I'm going!

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Weiss! Blake and Yang are busy-

Weiss: I have Dates planned Ruby! I'm afraid I can't help you.

Ruby: With- I'm sorry did you say 'Dates' as in Dates Plural?

Weiss: Yes I did.

Ruby: Isn't that kind of-

Penny: Salutations Ruby! I am here to see My Valentines for the day!

Ruby: Penny? You're going out with Weiss?

Jaune: I am too! We're going to be switching on and off throughout the day!

Ruby: What.

Penny: Knowing that you identify as 'Asexual' I inquired what romance felt like to Weiss, who was on her way to ask Jaune on a 'date.' Jaune brought up how Polyamorous relationships were uncommon but plausible, so Weiss agreed to spend her time with us both!

Ruby: ... Oh.

Weiss: Yes, and I still need to finish readying up! Please leave so that I may Dress!

~~~~~

Loud Thumping and groaning may be heard behind Ren and Nora's Door, along with slapping sounds.

Ruby: I dunno why I thought they'd be doing anything else.

~~~~~

Oscar: Hey Ruby! What're you up to?

Ruby: Finding you! Everyone else is busy with Valentines, so I figured "hey, Oscar hasn't seemed interested in anyone, and he know what romance is" so I looked for you so we could have a Totally Platonic hangout. Which, for Valentines day would be weird-

Whitley: *Barging in* Hello my Evergreen~ I brought Cinnamon raisin Oatmeal cookies for my most sweet of sweets~

Oscar: Uuuhh ... Sorry Ruby, I'm kinda busy?

Ruby: ￣へ￣

~~~~~

Ruby: *Knocking on Door* HEY UNCLE QROW!

Robyn: *Wrapped in a towel* Sorry kid, He's busy in the Bathroom.

Ruby: ... i though him and Clover-

Clover: I'm here Too!

Qrow: I got a big heart Kid! Now leave and let me bathe with these guys, or I'll tell them about your seventh brithday!

Clover: Now that I wanna hear!

Ruby: You wouldn't!

Robyn: *Holding Qrow's hand* He Would.

Ruby: ... Got it. Have a nice time. Please leave a sock on your handle next time this happens!

~~~~~

Ruby: ...

Emerald: How do they feel now?

Mercury: *Rubbing his legs, crying Slightly* They feel Real. They feel like they're back.

Ruby: Well That's sweet.

Emerald: We're trying. I'd talk more but concentration-

Ruby: And Merc seems like he needs you, have a nice day.

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Winter-

Winter: ...

Cinder: *On Winter's shoulder* ...

Ruby: ... I'll be going.

~~~~~

Ruby: Hey Miss Schnee-

Willow: *sweaty and Flushed* Hello Dear! I'm afraid I don't have much time-

Kali: Willow~ We have time for one more round before me and Ghira need to see our Kitten~

Ruby: Just go-

Willow: I can take a break if you need-

Ruby: I'll be fine, i get it-

Willow: Seriously, If you need something-

Ruby: Thank you, but I'm good, all good, go have your fun-

~~~~~

TaiYang: Hey! You've reached the Personal Scroll of Taiyang Xiao Long! At the moment I am pounding someone's ass right now, and Can't reach you! PLease leave a message at the Tone!

Ruby: *Hangs up* Safe to assume that's where Raven is.

~~~~~

Ruby: ... Hey? Hey Torchwick!

Roman: *Sitting at a table at a cafe* Little Red, I'm not in the mood for any of our games today.

Ruby: What do you mean?

Roman: Look, Neo's a free spirit, and on today of all days, she's reveling in Warm bodies rather than cold blood, leaving little ol' me out to dry, just cause the way I get down and Dirty is only ever stylish not sexy.

Ruby: ... yeah, I get that. Everyone I can think of is either being horny or romantic. It's annoying.

Roman: Oh-ho-ho! It seems the little nightmare for all the criminals in Vale is and Ace of Spades, huh?

Ruby: Well ... *Unfurling Crescent Rose as she takes a seat* Wrong Farm tool, but yeah, my flags fly white, gray, Green and Purple.

Roman: ... how about truce for today? I get the feeling if we stay out of each other's trouble our friends and family can have a nice day.

Ruby: No assault, theft from Mom and Pop shops, no murders, no trafficking and no destruction of property.

Roman: ... take off destruction of property.

Ruby: Hostile architecture only.

Roman: *Extending his hand* Deal.

Ruby: *shaking his hand* Sweet.

[rwac96]

Ask

How smug is Raven towards Yang the next morning when she comes to the kitchen wearing only a bathrobe, after having lots of sex with Tai?

She made that man cum so much that she tired him out, while she herself is still walking.

(Part I / Part II)

Yang: "You are disgusting."

Raven: "Oh, shut up. I rocked your father's world, Brat."

Yang: "Wait a moment! I never saw that robe before!"

Raven: "It's mine. I was his wife before Summer."

[howlingday]

Raven: (Holding garden gnome) Why did you get me this thing?

Taiyang: I guess it's because I want you to get to GNOME better~!

Raven: ...

Taiyang: Let's go grab lunch together~!

[notmaplemable]

Pun Warfare

Taiyang: Where do crows go to get drunk?

Qrow: ...

Taiyang: A crow-bar!

Qrow: It's a nice little place. There's worse places to get drunk.

Taiyang: How do crows stick together in a flock?

Qrow: Please stop.

Taiyang: Vel-crow!

Qrow: Ugh.

Taiyang: What do you call a prehistoric crow?

Qrow: If you make one more crow joke I swear-

Taiyang: Crow-magnon!

Qrow: Fine! You can screw my sister. Just stop.

Taiyang: Yes!

[omegy]

I have to make sense of TaiRaven somehow

(plot twist: Ruby got the squeaky toy voice from her dad, not her mom)

[drenosa]

Outside Glynda's office...

RW&Parents: *Nearing the office, see the Arc and Nikos elders tightly embracing their children*

Pyrrha&Jaune: *Trying to make pleading eye-contact*

Tai: *Gently pushing everyone past and into Glynda's office* Let's not interrupt their family moment.

Pyrrha&Jaune: *Continue to get smothered by their mothers*

~~~~~~~~~~

Inside...

Glynda: *Sitting at her desk, roughly pressing her fingers against her temples, a variety of bottles for both booze and medicine in front of her*

Raven: Ooh, I know that dilemma. Getting drunk or numb, huh?

Glynda: *Grumbles but grabs the medice, pops a double dose and dry swallows it*

Tai: Do you need a moment?

Glynda: What I need is a vacation, but I can't risk Ozpin having free-reign for more than a day. *Waves the thought away* No matter, sit.

RW&Parents: *Sits, although Raven needed an extra glare to comply quicker*

Glynda: Well then... As you might've seen outside, the possible teen-pregancy problem seems to have been resolved. You can ask details from them if you so wish, but I'm not going to answer anything about particular headache. Am I clear?

RW&Parents: *Various movements and noises of understanding*

Glynda: Very well. Miss Rose, Miss Schnee, both of you understand why you are here today.

Ruby&Weiss: *Gulp at the impending grilling they're about to receive*

Glynda: In any case, let's start with a "short" summary of health and hygiene matter that can occur with outdoor trysts, as well as the societal impacts of such get-togethers.

Ruby: *Wants to say something, but gets stopped by a quietly frantic Weiss*

Glynda: Smart... Let's begin with what can be found in the grass and dirt and how it should not be found in the intimate regions of the body under any circumstance...

~~~~~~~~~~

Meanwhile, JNPR Dorm...

Nora: *Suddenly paused mid-"bounce", very naked and on top of Ren* Did you happen to feel some sort of wave of judgementalism wash over?

Ren: *Through gritted teeth as he suddenly got brutally edged, also naked* We're orphans and, until recently, vagrants. We've been judged through all our years in Mistral and just before we manage to arrive at Beacon.

Nora: Hmm, might be that, but this felt different, a bit more... hypcritical.

Ren: *Wondering if using his Semblance could help* I'm sure that's a matter than can wait. Please.

Nora: Eh, guess so. *Continues "bouncing"*

Ren: Oh Brothers...

Nora: No Brothers here, Just lil ol' me. Now don't hold back, I wanna feel that rubber get filled!

What were you THINKING???

(Sequel to THIS??? Maybe... Please Add... Co-Labs are too fun!)

Glynda: *Using her world famous Mt Doom Stare on the collected adults, all forced to sit at desks* NOW, I'm sure you are all wondering why you have been summoned here.

Raven: *trying to speak through her gag, while struggling to get free of the ropes keeping her tied to a chair.* mmmphph... mmmphuph

Tai: *Raising his hand* I'm assuming that it has something to do with our children?

Glynda: You are correct Mr. Xiao Long. It has come to my attention...

Jasmine: I'm going to be a GRANDMA! YES YES YES!

Glynda: Thankfully no. I have taken the appropriate steps to help prevent Jaune and Pyrrha from reproducing until AFTER they graduate...

Athena: Pyrrha has a BOTFRIEND?!? Yes Yes Yes!

Jasmine: You mean my baby boy landed a celebrity hottie? YES YES YES! Grandbabies...

Glynda: THERE WILL BE NO GRANDBABIES UNTIL AFTER GRADUATION!!!

Athena/Jasmine: Says you...

Glynda: What was that?

Athena/Jasmine: Nothing!

[gaymakima]

idc how popular ‘phoenix’ is for taiyang x raven, y’all can take the actually easy to tag and look up tairaven from my cold dead hands. unless someone actually makes up a good ship name for them that can make fanworks easy to find

[melonishus]

[Tai and Summer sit at the kitchen table, trying to console Yang]

Raven - [walking in] What’s the matter ?

Summer- Yang wanted this new giant teddy bear for her birthday [shows Raven  the advertisement]  But they’re all out in every store we’ve gone too

Yang- [sad] And now I’ll never be  able to use it as a bed =(

Raven - [turns to Summer and Tai, taking the advertisment] WEAKNESS 

[Raven slashes open a portal and leaves her very confused family]

...........

-  48 hours later-

[Raven portals back into the living room, carrying a large bed sized teddy bear.  Even she had to admit it was amazing]

Raven - [notices her family staring at her, over stacks of Missing Person posters, with her face on it] Whaaaat’s going on 

Summer - [cry scream] WE THOUGHT YOU DIED 

Raven - [presents bear] Birthday Shopping

Summer- They were out ? They said it was limited edition

Raven - They still had one in an Atlas shop

[Raven places the bear down and kneels in front of an amazed Yang]  

Raven - Happy birthday daughter

[Yang rocket slams Raven into a hug, pushing the both of them on the bear]

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R-B-XL family AU