#taiyang x willow?

[drenosa]

Outside Glynda's office...

RW&Parents: *Nearing the office, see the Arc and Nikos elders tightly embracing their children*

Pyrrha&Jaune: *Trying to make pleading eye-contact*

Tai: *Gently pushing everyone past and into Glynda's office* Let's not interrupt their family moment.

Pyrrha&Jaune: *Continue to get smothered by their mothers*

~~~~~~~~~~

Inside...

Glynda: *Sitting at her desk, roughly pressing her fingers against her temples, a variety of bottles for both booze and medicine in front of her*

Raven: Ooh, I know that dilemma. Getting drunk or numb, huh?

Glynda: *Grumbles but grabs the medice, pops a double dose and dry swallows it*

Tai: Do you need a moment?

Glynda: What I need is a vacation, but I can't risk Ozpin having free-reign for more than a day. *Waves the thought away* No matter, sit.

RW&Parents: *Sits, although Raven needed an extra glare to comply quicker*

Glynda: Well then... As you might've seen outside, the possible teen-pregancy problem seems to have been resolved. You can ask details from them if you so wish, but I'm not going to answer anything about particular headache. Am I clear?

RW&Parents: *Various movements and noises of understanding*

Glynda: Very well. Miss Rose, Miss Schnee, both of you understand why you are here today.

Ruby&Weiss: *Gulp at the impending grilling they're about to receive*

Glynda: In any case, let's start with a "short" summary of health and hygiene matter that can occur with outdoor trysts, as well as the societal impacts of such get-togethers.

Ruby: *Wants to say something, but gets stopped by a quietly frantic Weiss*

Glynda: Smart... Let's begin with what can be found in the grass and dirt and how it should not be found in the intimate regions of the body under any circumstance...

~~~~~~~~~~

Meanwhile, JNPR Dorm...

Nora: *Suddenly paused mid-"bounce", very naked and on top of Ren* Did you happen to feel some sort of wave of judgementalism wash over?

Ren: *Through gritted teeth as he suddenly got brutally edged, also naked* We're orphans and, until recently, vagrants. We've been judged through all our years in Mistral and just before we manage to arrive at Beacon.

Nora: Hmm, might be that, but this felt different, a bit more... hypcritical.

Ren: *Wondering if using his Semblance could help* I'm sure that's a matter than can wait. Please.

Nora: Eh, guess so. *Continues "bouncing"*

Ren: Oh Brothers...

Nora: No Brothers here, Just lil ol' me. Now don't hold back, I wanna feel that rubber get filled!

What were you THINKING???

(Sequel to THIS??? Maybe... Please Add... Co-Labs are too fun!)

Glynda: *Using her world famous Mt Doom Stare on the collected adults, all forced to sit at desks* NOW, I'm sure you are all wondering why you have been summoned here.

Raven: *trying to speak through her gag, while struggling to get free of the ropes keeping her tied to a chair.* mmmphph... mmmphuph

Tai: *Raising his hand* I'm assuming that it has something to do with our children?

Glynda: You are correct Mr. Xiao Long. It has come to my attention...

Jasmine: I'm going to be a GRANDMA! YES YES YES!

Glynda: Thankfully no. I have taken the appropriate steps to help prevent Jaune and Pyrrha from reproducing until AFTER they graduate...

Athena: Pyrrha has a BOTFRIEND?!? Yes Yes Yes!

Jasmine: You mean my baby boy landed a celebrity hottie? YES YES YES! Grandbabies...

Glynda: THERE WILL BE NO GRANDBABIES UNTIL AFTER GRADUATION!!!

Athena/Jasmine: Says you...

Glynda: What was that?

Athena/Jasmine: Nothing!

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: *emerges from bathroom holding a pregnancy test* Negative again…! 😭

Jaune: *sighs* Damn…

Pyrrha: Why is this so hard?! We’ve been trying to get pregnant for MONTHS…! 😫

Jaune: Well, sometimes it takes a while to get pregnant, I guess…? I’m sure plenty of couples have trouble. 😔

Taiyang: *hugging Willow around her shoulders* Attention everyone! This is Willow Schnee, my new girlfriend!

Taiyang: We just found out we’re having a baby! You’re all invited to our wedding! 😁

Willow: 🥰

Everyone: 😦

Pyrrha: Oh, ROT IN HELL!!!!! 🤬

[brokentrafficknight]

[multifunctionalnitroglycerin]

RWBY Fanfic Idea

Long time no see, huh? Hope you are all doing well.

So, it's been a while since I watched RWBY Vol9 and we got those epilogue bits and pieces, and I'd like to propose an idea, that for me might have made the show a tad more interesting (Nothing wrong with it essentially, I am just dying for some time travel angst. But that's what fanfics are for).

Because our main heroines find themselves in a journey of self discovery in what seems to be an alternate sub-dimension within the world of Remnant. And then they return to the exact point in time and space where they were supposed to be, missing for a few hours or days pretty much.

So what if, and I say what if, that wasn't the case? What if time flowed differently in the Ever After?

Well then, we have three delicious angst and drama filled scenarios.

Case 1

It works pretty much like Narnia did. I don't rly care much for Salem I must admit, but let's say our heroines get stuck there for a few years. A decade or so. They learn to adapt to the Ever After and its ever-changing tumultuous nature, they make a life for themselves (Perhaps as 4 guardians, each for a season, or a point in the horizon) and become more a family than they ever were. Because all they have from their world is each other. And they learn to function as a unit, never far from one another, always knowing, always caring, always pushing each other to new heights, becoming better and more in sync. And they form this deep intrinsic knowledge of each other, with each duo (and I mean all duos, not just the partner pairs) having its own quirks and habits. So yes, they are a team, yes they are partners or teammates, or girlfriends, but at the same time they are something more, something you cannot exactly put in words.

And somehow, someday they find a way out. The tree finally accepts them or idk what. And when they return to Remnant, they end up in Vacuo, when they left and...they are kids again. They are 18 and 20, instead of 30 and 32. Their bodies feel wrong. Too awkward, too small (R:Ugh, do I have to be the shortest one AGAIN?) cause they aren't theirs anymore. And Yang might find herself tracing across a scar that Blake doesn't have anymore, Weiss' eyes lingering on the missing chunk of an ear that magically is whole again, and rejoicing at looking in Ruby's eyes. Both her eyes. And Ruby can see her teammates, her family, whole again without any scars to show for what they went through, but for those engraved in their souls.

But for the people outside this neat little arrangement, RWBY fell to their deaths, and miraculously returned a few days after, but they came back wrong. There is something stiff and worn in he edge of their expressions, like they have seen too much, like they know too much, and have lost what little innocence they had left. There is danger glinting in their eyes, steely and cold, and downright unsettling. They are different, there is no denying it. They seem more mature, as people and as huntresses, knowing things only experienced huntsmen faced with impossible odds would.There is this aura following them too, one that screams danger and demands respect.

Weiss seems more authoritative than ever before, comfortable in her own skin and creativity, not measuring her worth by her achievements. Ruby is still her optimistic self but she is more confident and sure of herself, like something within her has settled, and finally found its place, nothing like the lost girl hanging by a thread before the fall. Yang's temperament has evened out. No longer fueled by anger and hurt, but by an unbreakable resolve to persevere and will to protect what matters the most to her. And that's not the past that is long gone, not the old grudges that have no worth left in them, but her team, her family. And where Yang has learned to let go, Blake has learned to hold on, to chase for what she wants, to grasp it with both hands and not let go. To face her fears, the trials and tribulations of growing and changing alongside someone, trusting they will stay, and not run away from the monster. And she has learned to face overcome her own shortcomings, and stay. Even when things get rough .

And then there are their interactions with each other, as if they cannot bear to breathe when one of them is not near, eyes frantically searching for their mirror, for the reassurance that it's all okay. The impossible training regimes and semblance evolution. They complete each other as if the four are one, and anything less than that would be incomplete. The constant whispers, and wary glances, the countless inside jokes, and meaningful smiles, only they can interpret. The silent communication, the wordless gestures of comfort, gestures too intimate to be discounted at first glance. But they are oblivious to the raised eyebrows, and the questions hanging from the edges of people's lips. What matters is that they are back and they are together.

They are back, and they look the same, but they are not the same people they were before, and while everyone sees it, no one really dares to say anything. Because there are nightmares. And more often than not, a scream will echo in the desolate camp in the dead of night, followed by a gun shot, or the sound of sth tearing, and the four will huddle together, comforting each other with soft words and sweet nothings that make no sense.

They are the same and yet different, and Winter knows it, because there are times Weiss seems impossibly older in her eyes, so much so that she feels like the little sister instead. Qrow sees Summer in Ruby's steely gaze and rueful smile, and Tai's unbreakable resolve in Yang's smirk. (The sharpness at the edge of it reminds him of Raven a few years back, when the girls were still young, and his sister was the biggest Grim-slaying force this side of Mistral, but he doesn't want think about it.) And when Blake meets her parents again, they think she looks worn and tired, her soul too old for the body it's occupying, but she will always be their little girl, and she has come back and she loves them, melting into their embrace as if she was ten years old once more...

Case 2

They are stuck in the Ever After for 10 or 15 years again. Only this time when they find a way out, they don't change back. And then suddenly in Vacuo, a few days after Atlas falls, while Winter, Qrow Oscar, Nora, Ren and the rest mourn all those they have lost, four strange women appear. (The outfits will have obviously changed, unless somehow they wanted to wear the same thing for 10 or 15 years).

The strangers are huddled together, and check each other for injuries first and foremost before even thinking of facing the other people. And when they do, their breaths hitch and they all collectively freeze. Because the strange travelers, those peculiar women dressed in unfamiliar fabrics, covered in a million and one little scars, look like team RWBY.

But they cannot be, they could never be, for Winter lost her sister three days ago, and the white clad woman looking at her with Weiss' eyes, tear-filled and wide, (so much so that the small vertical scar over the left one wrinkles), could never possibly be the little sister she lost.

Winter spares a glance to the rest of the strangers, never lowering her sword, eyes burning with the chill of a wintry fire, and feels more than hears the spring maiden - Raven Branwen, (the woman who had abandoned her family and then had flown in Vacuo as soon as she felt her bond with Yang snap), whisper a half broken "Summer", her first tightening over Omen's hilt, as she took in a sharp breath - the most unsettled Winter had ever seen her.

The strange woman with silver eyes, clad in red and black instead of white, her face so familiar and yet so different, gives her a small rueful, remorseful smile,

"Not quite." she responds and Winter recognizes that tone, different though it was from mere days before.

"Hey, Uncle Qrow." The golden one smiles and winks, and there's something lingering in her amethyst hued eyes, something like nostalgia 'long time no see' and 'I missed you'. She is impossibly tall, taller than the last time Winter saw her, and somehow broader and more muscular. She reminds her of Elm a bit if the other Ace Op was built like a bear and shone like the Sun. A strong hand was settled comfortably over the shoulders of the woman's black and indigo clad faunus partner, bringing her close.

Winter's head reels, and her gaze hops from one to the other, her mind trying to make peace with what her soul already knew. Blake Belladonna's golden gaze (because it could be no one else, standing tall and resilient, long black hair swaying in the hot desert wind, studded cat ears stiff and alert, long graceful fingers wrapped along the hilt of her obsidian colored blade) stays on her. It is sharp and inquisitive, curious, heavy with experience and knowledge, and it weighs on her shoulders, as she remains still with her sword extended, examining the unlikely band of not so strangers.

They were women now. Full grown, and different, nothing like the kids that fell into the void what felt like an eternity ago.

Qrow's half choked "Firecracker?" and Raven's disbelieving curses barely reach her ears as she hones in on the white-haired woman again, letting her gaze linger on the scar on her collarbone and the shoulder length white hair fashioned in a low ponytail not unlike the one she sported herself. Her eyes, blue like the summer sky, and so much brighter than her own were still wide, as if drinking the sight of her, as if she hadn't seen her three days before, Winter's visage being the last thing she saw before falling to the void.

"Winter?" it's barely more than a whisper, and Winter doesn't know how to feel because it sounds so much like her sister and so much like Willow (I hc that of the sisters Weiss is more similar to Willow appearance wise.) that she lowers her sword and collapses on the ground half sobbing her sister's name (I think it would make a great parallel to when she fell and Winter called it out so brokenly... top tier voice acting)

They'll probably call Robyn to verify their story and when they do there will be a loooot of tears and confusion and hurt and pain and anger and DRAMA, so much drama, I think I could right a book abt the Schnee family drama and trauma if that ever happened.

Things will be hard from then and on, because Winter's little sister is now older than her, and she can spy the crows feet starting to appear at the edges of her eyes, and the laugh lines around her mouth, her skin tanner than Winter could ever imagine it would be. She carries herself like a leader, like she never had to step from someone's shadow, much less Winter's own. She looks like she finally knows her worth and has another three people being there for her unconditionally when she needs it. I won't even start on Whitley who lost another decade from his sister's life without either their input, just when he had started bonding with her again, or Willow. Man, I think that Willow seeing Weiss as a thirty something grown woman (that looks so much like her before Jacques, before her own life started going downhill) would warrant a relapse. A big one.

Qrow is probably going to get himself hammered after all this and Raven will join him. Like imagine them looking at a Ruby that is now as old - if not older - than Summer was when she died. A Ruby that looks almost exactly like Summer, but has grown into herself as a huntress and a team leader, that has learned to bear the burden and share it when it gets too much. A Ruby Qrow can no longer call squirt - she is almost as tall as him now, and built with the lean hard muscle of someone that sprints for a living - and Raven cannot underestimate. A Ruby that reminds her so much of Summer, but is so different from her old leader, that has found her own brand of strength and settled into it in ways neither she nor Summer could.

And then there is Yang. Yang that has Raven's face, but Tai's golden complexion and has grown into his strong broad built (I imagine her more like a strongwoman than a calisthenics type of muscular). Yang that does finger-guns at Qrow like she is sixteen, and looks at Raven with little anger in her amethyst hued eyes. Yang that looks so much tired when the chaos settles down, and embraces her team clinging desperately to them, whispering "we are home, we made it", when things get too much for them. That has taken to mothering Nora and the rest of the kids, because they are kids. What for them was 3 days for RWBY was 15 years. And they haven't been kids in a long time. She still has her playful side don't worry, the puns are being served with a Yang.

And last but not least Blake. Blake that has found her home with the others, that has learned to trust and be trusted, that doesn't hide who she is for anyone's benefit. A brilliant tactician, a creative bright mind, a spirit writhed in shadows. Lean, tall, positively feline, a stealthy predator at its best, she has fallen into her role with the others easily enough, and it's plain for all to see that she offers her quiet support, with soft words that cut at the edges and tender embraces with the undertone of protection and support. Blake who ran away from home at 12 (I think) only to come back at 18, and then disappear again at 20. And just the amount of pain the Belladonnas must have experienced losing her for a second time, and then having her appear again, only she has aged another 15 years since they last saw her. They probably feel like their daughter's life is slipping by them, and they'll never rly have enough time with her. Their little girl comes back an independent teenager and then a grown woman, with a bit of Ghira's imposing build and all of Kali's feminine guile. A cat Faunus that moves like a panther, sharp liquid gold eyes honing in every minute detail. A woman whose heart sings of pain and loss, and perseverance and love, a stranger with their blood in her veins they could not be prouder of.

Yeah, that family pain hits hard in this one. And lastly,

Case 3

The gang does stay in the Ever After for a few days indeed, but out in Remnant it has been years. Salem is over with idk how, and yeah our friends go to the blacksmith and everything but when they return to Remnant, everything is different. The world has moved forward and changed without them.

Menagerie is a kingdom now apparently, and has its own huntsmen academy. Ghira and Kali have thrown themselves into making this work, overcome as they were with the second and final loss of their only child. So imagine when they get a call or see Blake for the first time in more than a decade. But their little girl looks exactly the same as she did when she fell, and they are...old. Ghira's beard and hair has been going gray and he's lost some muscle mass, and Kali's proud stature is diminished, and the ever present smile on her lips has barely made an appearance in years. So I suppose it will be painful as heck for them to accept that Blake is back. They;ll never let her go when they do though...So angst, yeah.

Tai will have shut down. He has no one left apart from Qrow. And well I d like to give it a twist here and say that when Raven feels her bond with Yang snap, and realizes that well her daughter is not coming back, she does a bit of a reevaluation of her priorities and either completely loses herself, trying to keep that strength facade, or gets her shit together, cause her brother and ex need her, and STRQ kinda reunites. No Ozpin though, that would be too far. And then Ruby and Yang appear, as old as the day they left, and well... I think Qrow would get drunk, Tai would melt into a mess, and Raven would deny it all. Seeing Ruby and Yang reacting to their family being so old will be interesting. As well as Yang's relationship with Raven given the revelations that yes, her selfish, coward, asshole of a mother actually has a heart in there somewhere.

The Schnees will be again the most angsty I think. I say Willow managed to pull herself from the bottom of the bottle for Winter and Whitley,and took back the SDC and is now on the way to retirement. Winter is the new General, and even has a family of her own perhaps and Whitley is practically next in line for the company. And then Weiss appears. And its a shock. Because Whitley is now older than her. Taller, though still with the dancer's built he sported since he was a kid. Only he has activated his aura and semblance now and has a goatee. And a partner. And a kid on the way.

Winter on the other hand is head of the Atlas military has introduced a bunch of new policies with Robyn and they both work toward stabilizing Atlas and making sure to avoid the whole Ironwood thing. Or well ironwood 2 at this point. And Winter loves Robyn( It's mutual). They are all but married at this point, having spent too many nights with Winter drowning in her own guilt, paralyzed by feelings too big for her heart to contain. Too many desperate moments when things are tight, with Winter gripping Robyn's hand like a lifeline saying that she isn't turning to another Ironwood and that she is doing what she can with whatever supplies she has, visibly relaxing and melting in relief when it flashes green. With Robyn whispering sweet nothings to her ear and Winter encouraging her when things seemed dire, with them reminding each other to take it slow and relax for it to be any different.

Winter has made up with May, and the Happy Huntresses are her own little family, a home away from home. They have probably adopted a bunch of kids probs from Mantle and raise them all together. And then Weiss appears. And it's one of the little ones that notices and asks, tugging at the coat Miss Winter is wearing, asking her why the girl in blue looks so much like her. And then angst I suppose. It would be interesting exploring their dynamic a bit more, especially if we go with the route that Winter helped raise Weiss quite a bit before she left for the military, and how that sisterly/motherly relationship changes- if it does at all - now that her sister is back from the dead. Seeing Winter grapple with her guilt, or her anger years after and all that jazz.

Well, that's the post folks! Let me know what you think! If anyone takes these ideas and actually writes a fic pls @ me so that I can read whatever wonderful things y'all come up with!

Till the next one! Take care and stay hydrated!

[madmanwonder]

Prompt

Willow's children want to give her a gift and ask her what does she want. She waves it off since being a better mother is all that she needs. But when Tai walks by with his daughters, she changes her mind. She wants that DILF badly.

Weiss: Happy Mother’s Day, Mother…

Winter: All of us took off day off to spend time with our dearest mother…

Whitley: And all of us will give you whatever gift you wanted from us.

Willow gazed at her three children with a huge smile on her face as she wiped away tears from her eyes.

Willow: Thank you for kind words. But I don’t need no gifts from you. Just being in your presence is enough for me…

Until she found herself looked to the side and seeing handsome hunk of a man walking down the street with two girls next to his side and boutique of flowers.

Willow:…except maybe spend time with that handsome blonde gentleman walking down the street~ 💕

Weiss knowing who she speaking turned pale.

Winter left her brow in morbid anticipation.

Whitley smiling in amusement.

[itsupermanti]

Willow(turning to Yang): How much for just the hunk?

Yang(stunned): Uh, sorry ma’am but-

Ruby(interrupting): Just take him out to dinner and he’s all yours.

Yang(eyes wide): Wait, Wha?!

Willow(managing to drape the napping Taiyang over her shoulder and walking away): I’ll take him.

Yang(stunned): …

Yang: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!

Jaune(walking past his sister in law with another box): Your sister just secured you two a new step-mom.

Garage Sale

Yang: *Moving some more boxes out of the attic to sell*

Penny: Aunt Yang.

Yang: Yeah, whacha need Pen?

Penny: Grandpa Tai fell asleep on the couch we're selling.

Yang: Really?

Penny: Yeah, should we wake him up?

Yang: Nah, I've got a better idea.

------

Willow: ...

Taiyang: *Still asleep, snoring away*

Sign: The couch can go, but the old man stays here.

Willow: That's a shame.

Taiyang: *Assorted dad noises*

[howlingday]

I know we discussed this in DMs, but I gotta share this with more people

Taiyang x Willow x Kali & Ghira x Raven

Call this ship Repeating History

(I know the ships name is PTA Meeting, but come on, it's nearly Team RWBY again in terms of hair color)

Let's see...

Kali and Ghira as Blake

Willow as Weiss

Taiyang as Yang and Ruby

Raven as Yang

Yeah, I guess I can see that. It also helps that Taiyang also wrote a rap song about historical politics.

Not that his girls appreciate it.

[problematic-rwby-shipping-poll]

I/NCEST BRACKET - ROUND ONE: YANGCEST VS MOTHER FEAREST

Propaganda is below the cut.

YANGCEST

“Complicated family dynamics and sparring scenes <3.”

MOTHER FEAREST

"What's better than the delicious toxicity that forms from the codependent relationship between a controlling mother and her eerily similar looking eldest daughter that she lives vicariously through? Not a lot I bet."

[rwac96]

Top Taiyang Xiao Long pairings? He deserves some love. Could be from the show. Could be crossover. I ain't picky.

-Summer Lovin' (Taiyang Xiao Long x Summer Rose)

-Solstice Dragon (Taiyang Xiao Long x Willow Schnee)

-Tinder (Taiyang Xiao Long x Cinder Fall)

[itsupermanti]

One Week Later;

Willow(eyes wide with a blush on her face as her and Taiyang lay in bed the night after their wedding): Oh my god…

Summer(smug look on her face): And my work here is done.

Summer(hovering away): Now then~.

Later;

Summer(whispering into Jaune’s ear): Marry Ruby and give her lots of babies~.

Tai: Miss Schnee, You're looking very lovely this Evening!

Willow: Oh, please, Call me Willow~ And Might I say you are somehow more handsome than Last I saw you~

Tai: Ha! you certainly may Willow~! I do like to think I clean up nicely! Come in, Sit down, have some food.

Willow: Oh, thank you very much Taiyang.

Summer's Ghost, whispering in her ear: He's a kind, strong man. You want that. You Need That. He's great with kids. Our daughters are already practically sisters. Just let him Bed you and All your issues will be resolved~

[logo-comics]

RWBY Moon: (Summer x Taiyang x Raven) and (Willow x Qrow) Title: Specialized Restraint Techniques

As Willow made off with the still unconscious bird form of Qrow, Summer was to busy being kissed senseless. sometimes the simplest methods were the best, after all...

[ao3feed-twiyor]

Late Nights With Doom - Tumblr Asks

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/r9wLJqo by doomalade A collection of anon asks answered by me on the Tumblr Dot Com. All asks were requested done for free and will remain anonymous. All characters written to be +18 Feel free to send in your own ask at https://ift.tt/xUbKY0W Words: 1814, Chapters: 11/?, Language: English Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, RWBY, Kim Possible (Cartoon), DCU (Comics), SPY x FAMILY (Anime) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Jaune Arc, Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Ghira Belladonna, Kali Belladonna, Cardin Winchester, Velvet Scarlatina, Roman Torchwick, Ruby Rose (RWBY), Willow Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Taiyang Xiao Long, Weiss Schnee, Whitley Schnee, Winter Schnee (RWBY), Selina Kyle, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Barbara Gordon, Cassandra Cain, Stephanie Brown, Damian Wayne, Loid Forger | Twilight, Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess Relationships: Jaune Arc/Lie Ren/Nora Valkyrie, Kim Possible/Ron Stoppable, Ghira Belladonna/Kali Belladonna, Velvet Scarlatina/Cardin Winchester, Ruby Rose/Roman Torchwick, Cardin Winchester/Willow Schnee, Ruby Rose/Taiyang Xiao Long/Yang Xiao Long, Blake Belladonna/Kali Belladonna, Whitley Schnee/Weiss Schnee/Winter Schnee/Willow Schnee, Loid Forger | Twilight/Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Whitley Schnee/Willow Schnee Additional Tags: Tumblr Prompt, Originally Posted on Tumblr, Threesome - F/M/M, Rimming, Sweat, Age Difference, Cheating, Incest, Parent/Child Incest, Aged-Up Character(s), Gangbang read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/r9wLJqo

[superiorsturgeon]

The Parent Trap pt. 2: Wine and Shine

Willow: Ah, you must be Taiyang Xiao-Long. Weiss has told me about you! I’m Willow Schnee, Weiss’ mother.

Taiyang: I see where Weiss gets her incredible good looks! Nice to meet you Mrs Schnee! *Xiao-Long sunshine smile*

Willow: 😳

Willow: *coughs* Please, call me Willow!

Willow: …and it’s actually MISS Schnee!

Taiyang: Oh, sorry Miss- I mean, Willow! *scratches the back of his head, exposing beefy arm and tattoo*

Willow: Oh my, he’s as muscular as General Ironwood!

Willow: Weiss didn’t tell me you were so…in-shape, mister Xiao-Long!

Taiyang: Hey, now, only my students call me “Mister!” It makes me feel old. Just call me Tai!

Willow: Oh, I doubt that! You look young and fit enough to be a model! Are you a huntsman?

Taiyang: 😅 *scratches the back of his head again with accidental flexing* No, no, just a teacher and single dad! The most excitement I get is when the kids visit or when the dog digs up my garden!

Willow: A SINGLE father?

Taiyang: Hey, is that a dance floor in your house? I haven’t been able to go dancing since the girls were little! Do you mind?

Willow: Oh! No, not at all!

Taiyang: Great! *takes her hand*

Willow: I-?!? *pulled onto the floor*

Taiyang: The kids say I dance like a goofy dad, but I think they just don’t recognize oldies! Let me show you!

Willow: I…all right! 😳

Ruby/Jaune/Winter/Weiss/Whitley/Klein: *all watching from various hiding places*

Whitley: I don’t think I’ve ever seen mother laugh like that.

Winter: Or dance like that!

Weiss: Ruby, how did you know this would work?

Ruby: Well, look at us! We’re a rose, a blonde, and an ice queen, all dating….

Ruby: So, since my dad is blonde, and already had a rose, I thought maybe he would like an ice queen too!

Jaune: …makes sense to me!

Weiss: That makes no sense at all!

Whitley: Hush! They’re starting a slow dance!

[brokentrafficknight]

Can we get Tai x Willow? They have become my favorite couple between the older generation.

I can dig it

[pugsbone]

I see you like to do crackships.

Here's an idea that was inspired by Tired_of_Retail aka Humbledoodles on Tumblr.

Ghira Belladonna x Willow Schnee x Kali Belladonna

May I ask your thoughts?

It’s certainly a fun one that could make sense. Willow is desperately in need of a loving partner(s), and the Belladonna’s are just the right couple to do that. Factor in having the former heir to the SDC married to some Faunus, and it’s quite the turnaround. Overall, Willow just needs a partner who will give the love and support she desperately needs right now, and someone who is also eager to make up for lost time ;).

As a side note, I can also see Willow with most of the the other fathers for the team. Ghira, Qrow, and Taiyang would all give her exactly what she needs.

[notmaplemable]

My Thoughts On Jaune x RWBY + JNPR Marriage Surnames

This is the... well not follow up since those polls are still live, but just my general thoughts on what happens with the surnames for some Jaune ships.

Now, admittedly the answer to that is partially going to come down to the cultures of Remnant. There are 5 confirmed married couples in RWBY, at least in the main show. Those being Kali and Ghira, Jacque and Willow, Li and An Ren, Terra and Saphron, and Taiyang and Raven.

3/5 have one of the partners taking the other's surname. 1/5 are hyphenated. And we don't know if Raven took Taiyang's last name when they were married, but since Yang is a Xiao Long, we can assume he didn't take hers and they probably didn't hyphenate.

Also, we don't know if Tai and Summer were married or not.

The majority of characters also just have singular surnames, so it seems one partner taking the others surname is the default on Remnant.

With that in mind, I also don't think Jaune would want to give up the Arc name anyways. Since trying to live up to the Arc legacy is a fairly large part of his character. At least in my interpretation of the character.

So let's get into it, I'm also going to link each poll if you want to vote in that.

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Lancaster:

I can see the Rose name being important, but not super important to Ruby. Kind of depends on where the marriage takes place in the timeline I guess.

I'm leaning a bit more to Ruby just being an Arc, but I can see them going with Rose-Arc to keep the alliteration for Ruby's name.

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White Knight:

Weiss cares about her family legacy as much as Jaune. No way either are giving up their surnames.

Arc-Schnee sounds a little better, so I'll go with that.

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Knightshade:

This one definitely depends on when it happens.

If it happens before Blake reconnects with her family, somehow, she'll just be an Arc.

If after, then definitely Belladonna-Arc. Arc-Belladonna just doesn't sound right.

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Dragonslayer:

Honestly, I think Yang is just a bit of a hopeless romantic and would just take her partner's surname unless they really wanted to hyphenate it.

So Yang Arc for this one.

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Nora's Arc:

I don't really think Nora cares about her surname... at all. So she'd probably just go with whatever her partner wanted to do.

That or she'd want to arm wrestle for it.

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Arkos:

Honestly, I think Pyrrha would change her name to be less recognizable. And because she knows how much being an Arc matter to Jaune.

Pyrrha: Pyrrha Nikos? No, I'm just plain old boring Mrs. Arc. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go try for my 17th child now.

Though I'd imagine whatever company represents her would just want her to keep Nikos.

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Martial Arcs:

I can't say I've thought about it much, but I'd imagine Ren would care about his family legacy as much as Jaune.

So I'll go with Ren-Arc.

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Bonus Arculus Rift:

Does Penny care about surnames?

I'll just go with a 50/50 on Arc or Polendina-Arc and call it a day.

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And yeah, I used witch instead of which on all of the polls. But it's okay, English is only my first language.

What do you think?