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My spotify wrapped is going to be so fucking embarrassing this year.

The amount of times i’ve played Hazbin Hotel, Epic and Steven Universe songs. I might as well just fucking die lol

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People getting upset and trying to cancel shows because artists interpret mythology in a way different from them will never not be funny to me 😭

Like you can hate on Vivziepop for a lot of things, but the show was never meant to be accurate or respectful towards Christian/Jewish mythology. It’s just her spin on those concepts. 

If Vivziepop was actually trying to disrespect Christians, she would be using and mocking the actual deities that people in the religion worship. but instead she’s gone on record saying she’s not putting God/Jesus in the show :/

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Why are some Antis on tiktok trying to cancel people for cosplaying celebrities/historical figures? 😭

Like I promise you Chappell Roan and Taylor Swift probably don’t care if people dress as them on Halloween.

Marie Antoinette definitely doesn’t care because she’s fucking dead-

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Went to go watch Wicked earlier and while it was a fantastic movie, movie theatre etiquette is truly fucking dead among young people lol.

The only other people in the theatre besides me and my grandfather were these two groups of young preteen girls and they would not shut the fuck up the entire movie 😭 they kept taking pictures for their snapchat stories and making the flash go off (and they sat in front of us too) and they kept trying to sing too

like please learn how to behave in public or stay home…

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i’m so glad I love the three dragon age games and the rotting whale carcass we have to feed off of like hagfish to shit out a better fanon after a thorough digestion

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The shit going on with Sabrina Carpenter really highlights just how much women and female celebrities are expected to be everyone’s mothers even when they don’t have child.

Y’all would never come after a male rapper or singer for being sexual in his music by telling him to “think of the children,” but when it comes to female artists like Sabrina, then suddenly they need to parent your fucking kids for you 😭

they did this with Meg, Cardi and Olivia too.

Women aren’t required to mother your brats for you 🙄

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Talking to two people who have two very different reactions to the possibility of alien life is so funny to me

Because Elon Musk dickriders and tech bros genuinely believe that humans are destined to colonize space and kill all the aliens or some shit. (why are they catching strays? we haven’t even met them yet. 😭)

And then you have normal people who are just like “i don’t fucking care about aliens.I just want to be able to afford rent”

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It kind of sucks seeing peoples reaction to the Neve x Lucanis stuff

When it was revealed that companions could romance one another, everyone was so eager to make Lucanis x Emmrich fanart, but now that it’s Neve x Lucanis, it’s “they just don’t fit together," and “of course they’d pair her with a man 🙄.” (biphobia) and “stay away from my man, Neve."

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I’m so glad that I’m seeing people showing interest in all of the characters when it comes to romance in Veilguard. With all the stuff I saw before release, I was so scared it was just going to become a Lucanis dating simulator the same way people tried to treat BG3 like an Astarion dating simulator. 😭

Glad y’all are showing love to all the companions, they deserve it.

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I'm convinced that straight-gamer men don’t have taste. There’s a lot of criticism to be made about Veilguard (I have many myself), but the female characters being ugly is definitely not one of them. 

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I know it’s truly the end of an era for Dragon Age because now that Veilguard is out we’re hardly going to get any of those cringe self insert modern character in Thedas fanfic.

r.i.p to a legend, you will be missed. (they were my guilty pleasure)

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I know it makes sense for my rook not to wear any shoes since she’s a Veil Jumper but the fact that she’s human makes it funnier to me, i know her feet got hella callouses on them.

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“Nobody wants to work anymore” why would anyone want to work when there’s literally no reason to do so anymore?

Humans in the past worked in order to take care of their families, their tribes, and themselves. Why would we work when working barely even gets our most basic of needs met?

Our species is more simple than we like to think; the majority of people don’t want to lead an overly complicated life. We just want to settle down in a nice place, be able to meet our needs, and maybe have children, spouses, or even pets. And yes, we also want to be able to occasionally buy something we don’t need but really want. It’s not that people don’t want to work it’s just that they want jobs that are fulfilling both emotionally and monetarily. This is just human nature.

Why would anyone want to work when they can’t afford to be human?

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The fact that Anthony Fantano ranked Halsey’s album lower than Katy Perry’s new album tells you everything you need to know.

he literally accused a woman who was diagnosed with cancer and thinking she was going to die of having “main character syndrome”

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yall i don't think i will be ok if he dies