#rensexual

[falleri-salvatore]

My ship headcanons and how I view them

Anyone who sees my feed knows that I reblog a lot of jaune shipposts. That said, not every one of them are ones I actually see working out romantically and I mostly do it because the prompts/drabbles made me laugh or were well-written more than anything..... .....in short, just because I don't ship something doesn't mean I can't appreciate good work when I see it. That said, here's how I actually view the relationship between the main characters. Lancaster: Split between BroTP and/or OTP; Jaune and Ruby are, simply put, two sides of the same coin and their interactions pretty much cement that fact. Currently waiting for Volume 10 to see how their bond further develops and how their underlying tension resolves. If I judge BroTP, then I go with Rosegarden, since my Gold Medal OTP for Ruby is currently impossible (Why? Why did they have to take Penny? T_T) Dragonslayer: BroTP, Full Stop. People often overlook the fact that, as we see more of and learn more about Jaune and Yang, the more we realize these two dorks are both birds of a feather. Their chemistry is immense and undeniable, and while Yang would admit that Jaune has gotten hot; and Jaune would admit that Yang is gorgeous, there is no romantic tension between them. For Yang, she already knows Jaune as the dorky yet very kindhearted male bestie of her little sister. In Jaune's part, Yang reminds him of Saphron far too much for him to think of her as anything but a friend and sister. Knightshade: BroTP, as well. These two's friendship is much more subdued but no less strong; they often bond over their shared hobbies, such as a love for books and they often get together to read while maintaining a comfortable silence between them. Would not be surprised if these two ended up founding a Book Club. Whiteknight: Silver Medal OTP. Volume 5 and onwards has convinced me of the viability of this pairing, due the subtle yet telling looks and touches shared by them in the background. Arkos: ARKOS MY BELOVED!!!! THE OTP for me. Just, everything about this. Nora's Arc: BroTP. Nora is firmly Rensexual. To Nora, Jaune is her Fearless Leader and the best Big Brother she could have ever asked for. To Jaune, Nora is the hyperactive and boisterous little sister who can be quite a headache yet he can't help but want to do anything for in order for her not to lose her smile.

Martial Arcs: BroTP. Ren is Norasexual, and Jaune is shown to be firmly heterosexual. They consider each other brothers from different mothers.

[iamafanofcartoons]

#rensexual

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[writinrealslow]

Having not seen episode 3, I will now predict the weapon upgrades for the main cast.

Ruby: crescent rose now fires smaller scythes and smells like flowers.

Yang: The same weapon, but now just on fire. Constantly. Like, forever.

Weiss: Myrtenaster can now be used like an actual gun. That's right, she can shoot the fucking blade at people like a rocket launcher!

Blake: TWO GUNKATANASARIGAMAS!

Jaune: You've seen sword, shield, sword-sword, shield-shield and swordshield, but now consider... nora just picks him up and swings him at people. His new hair can do the cutting.

Nora: BIGGER. EVERYTHING. And more hearts.

Ren: Stormflower bullets secrete pheremone that speeds up the effects of rensexuality.

Oscar: I dunno, sharpen the cane?

Qrow: Built in flask.

[real-jaune-isms]

Admit it, she looks a lot like Kairi in Kingdom Hearts II. And her skirt literally has hearts on it. It’s so close.

Honestly though, I think this is a great outfit. The exposed shoulders and thighs are a little head scratching since this is a colder climate, but Nora has never been one for making sense. The blue in her color scheme is more pronounced this time and I too have heard the pitch that this matched the transgender flag so Nora might be a trans girl. It’s a nice headcanon, but I get the feeling it’s not what they were going for. Still, feel free to go with it. The world is a happier place with people who believe in things. The fingerless gloves, sleeves and armor bands are also pretty cool, and in all it seems like a great new look.

Meanwhile...

Don’t tell me he’s not turning you the more you look at him.

This majestic man. A fusion of his 1-3 and 4-6 outfits with the white pants making a return, plus a single black sleeve/pauldron with magenta accents for a nice asymmetrical look vs the all white left sleeve and the green vest to bring it all together. I know that’s a big run on sentence, but it’s a lot to take in. Plus now he has the ponytail again and it looks great. And who could ignore the knife? Clearly his father’s, last seen in V4, now displayed proudly on his upper arm. It’s a beautiful aesthetic and Lie Ren does it marvelously. 10/10

And then... their fearless leader.

I’ve had that hairstyle before so I know it’s not the worst thing ever and I really don’t mind it much. I just don’t see why he would get his hair cut shorter and expose his ears (a new sight for us) when they’re in the icy north and you’d wanna keep your ears and head warm. Aside from that it’s growing on me.

The rest of the outfit seems fine to me. A second shoulder pad finally. New jeans and a new belt with a strap extending down to a loop around the left thigh for some reason... and some additions to his chest plate. Also... the end of the pumpkin Pete’s hoodie in favor of some black wrap clothing thing with orange on the inside that give him a little collar boost. It’s a good looking outfit. They all are. I’m excited to see they in action.

[moistmailman]

Ruby: Our team is better than your team.

Jaune: Nuh uh.

Ruby: Yeah huh. We're Ozpin's favorites. Beat that.

Jaune: We have two team mates who are so beautiful that they can literally flip everyone sexualities. They can get anyone they want, regardless of their gender.

Yang: What? You're lying.

Jaune: Oh really? Hey Pyr, can you smile for me?

Pyrrha: Sure. *Smiles beautifully*

Team RWBY, blushing: Oh my.

Jaune: Ren, it's your turn now.

Ren: Okay? *Smiles handsomely*

Team SSSN, blushing in the distance: Oh damn.

Jaune, proudly: BOOM! OUR TEAM MAKE BISEXUALS! BEAT THAT!

[onewomancitadel]

I acknowledge that the Weiss comment about Jaune's older appearance is an audience self-insert moment (like the whole *sigh* Rensexual thing back in Volume 4, they know they're being cute) and consequently not really worth commenting on BECAUSE WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT NARRATIVE THAT'S ABSURD LET'S JUST DO FANSERVICE LET'S ALL FUCK OURSELVES but it is extremely, extremely funny there are all these troubling Freudian implications and not for good. Because there are Freudian implications with Raven and Blake and Blake/Yang but it's good actually.

Deep down I'm a bit of a petty individual because Jaune trying to serenade Weiss with bad music -> Weiss' singing is her bird singing in a gilded cage associated with the oppression of her father -> his trying to court her with the very thing which caged her -> her only finding him attractive when he's an older man -> very Freudian associations, and not positive ones at that.

[coffee-pyrrha]

Introducing the Rensexual Pride Flag!

Rensexual: Someone who is romantically or sexually attracted to Lie Ren

Feel free to use! Credit is appreciated but not necessary. Please like or reblog if you would like to use it!

[doctor-ciel]

Throwback to when everyone was a rensexual

[chrisminart]

Looking forward for the Nurse Nora, that wasn't there in the drawing of my request thank you

Nurse Nora and SurgREN zakończony.

[restingonlarls]

This time he did not bother stopping the small chuckle that escaped his lips; in between all the gasping and panting, of course. Because Willow was just _so predictable_ and he loved that about her. He understood intrinsically what made his wife tick. What got her going.

And simple answer was: him. He got her going. Willow was Rensexual. He could probably read the fucking phonebook and her fingers would slip into her panties!

By all accounts, he wasn't even touching her right now, so focused on fucking her daughter into the mattress, and she still sounded like she was about to have an orgasm! Gods, he loved this woman.

"Oh?" Renatus shot his wife a lazy, lust-filled grin. If his cock throbbed inside Winter while Willow groped him, well... "Do you have a kingdom that needs rebuilding? Did I - mmmmfuck - miss that?"

Poor Winter. Having to be subjected to this. He'd have more sympathy for her... if not for the fact that she agreed to this. And for the fact she was still clinging onto him like a vice. But he was not without mercy, and he knew her well. So his hand in her hair released its grip and trailed down her face, caressing it. Then he pressed two fingers inside her mouth.

"Or maybe," he turned back to Winter, "the proud soldier just wants to be treated like a wanton whore for the night?"

“Don’t get me started?” Renatus responded, borderline incredulous. He bit down a laugh but oh it showed on his face. For someone taking his cock so well, Winter still had that haughtiness about her. She still had her pride.

Rather bold for the soldier taking dick from her mother’s new husband!

His fingers found purchase in the hair atop her head, grabbing a nice handful as he pushed her deeper into the mattress. “We’re long past that point, Winter. I’m not just started, the engine is purring and we’re going 80 miles per hour.”

It was not just idle boasting either. He had considerably picked up his pace, driving his cock into Winter’s womb like a jackhammer took to concrete. He wanted his girl incoherent. It would be resoundingly difficult to complain about Willow’s presence here if Winter couldn’t form a single syllable that wasn’t a moan.

“Because Willow is - ah - right. We will be the perfect family. I’ll - fuck, you’re tight! - take care of you, support you. Help you… rebuild.” And, of course, put a baby in her.

But that was pillow talk that was saved for Willow. He doubted Winter would take to it just yet.

[themlim]

[bmblboop]

JanuRWBY Day 1

Favorite Outfit

I know I’m supposed to pick just One, but I decided to take the extra step and pick my fave outfit for all of RWBY/JNPR + assorted friends because I felt like it.

Ruby: Beacon Dance Dress (don’t worry she can ditch the heels)

Weiss: Snowpea

Blake: V4-6

Yang: Hunter, followed by Atlas (V7+)

Jaune: V4-6

Nora: Atlas (Shout out to 5 seconds of the Boop T-shirt)

Pyrrha: Beacon Dance Dress

Ren: V4-6

Penny: I really like both, but going on just clothes I think V1-3 takes it

Oscar: Farm Boi

Ilia: V6+

Qrow: Atlas

[paraphrasingcharacters]

Jaune: Ren, would you ever I dunno, kiss another man?

Ren: Uhh, maybe?

Jaune: Like, a man with eyes like the ocean? Or who's taller than you with pretty okay hair?

Ren: That's... Pretty specific.

Jaune: DAMMIT REN, ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!

[cecev01]

EVERYONE DESERVES A WEISSHUG

[deathxanamon]

Ren: I want to see your cute face. Don't spoil it with wrinkles.

#227 - Ren

Happy Birthday, Monty.

It is also my birthday as well, so double happy birthday. Woo.

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[moistmailman]

Jaune: Hey Pyr, I got you a present.

Pyrrha: Really? What us it?

Jaune, pulling out a box: Ta ~ da

Pyrrha: Oh? It's wrapped?

Jaune, handing over the box: Yep. Here you go. Open it.

Pyrrha, opening the box: Alright then. Hmm, I wonder what it is. It's light, so that narrows it down a little bit. It's also not that large and-..............what?

*Pyrrha pulls a shirt out of the box that reads 'Sorry for making your girlfriend fall for me. 😎'

Pyrrha:

Jaune: So? What do you think?

Pyrrha: Uh......I'm confused.

Jaune: Well, you told me how you made like 8 girls at Beacon gay, so I got you this. Now you don't have to apologise to their ex boyfriends anymore since they can just read your shirt.

Pyrrha: Uh.....thanks Jaune. Uhm.....I really appreci-

Nora, walking in: Hey guys! Guess what?

Jaune: What?

Nora: Look what shirt I got Ren!

*Nora pulls Ren into the room with a shirt that reads 'Sorry for making your boyfriend fall for me. 😎'

Jaune: Oh my god! *Points to Pyrrha* SAMSIES!

Nora: NICE! *Loudly highfives Jaune* GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE!

Jaune: HELL YEAH THEY DO!

*Both Pyrrha and Ren sigh*