#religion memes

[victusinveritas]

[leonardoeatscarrots]

[chamberofthespirit]

Genesis: Let us make man in our image.

First commandment: Have no other gods before me.

Psalms: *talks about Yahweh being in a divine counsel*

Yahweh, El, Baal, Asherah: "Maybe monotheism was the friends we made along the way. Amen."

[ladydarkey]

At this point I had to make this

[ventingmythoughtsout]

[hawkmothdraws]

Me when Medusa and Perseus

[existennialmemes]

Ooh wow. Ok, I'm unfollowing him now. I only really liked his early work, but I had no idea he sacrificed his only son.

[bethanythebogwitch]

Prophet: bother, I have received a message from God!

Scribe: quick, you must tell me so I can record it

Prophet: God hath said: "reality version 1.8.5 patch notes: made geese 10% more aggressive, added seventeen new black holes, there is now 0.001% chance of a female mule spawning a mule foal, outcome of light traveling through slits now depends on observer's status..."

[acomradea]

I would call it: the talk that would scare the white people. Everyone thought that was pretty funny.

[nonsense-repository]

[taxusbaccata6]

[victusinveritas]

[leonardoeatscarrots]

Not even a hot take. It's just deadass what's going on.

Boycott The Chosen, people!

[mendely]

buddhism be like: get cycled idiot

[grandmoments]

Inside Job

[finnthephrog]

If you need the threat of eternal damnation in an endless pit of fire in order to be a good person, then you are absolutely NOT a good person.

You're a bad person on a leash.