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rokkenjimaisland · 1 year ago

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it's that time again

#red truth #memes #erika furudo #battler ushiromiya #bernkastel #lambdadelta

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which1spink · 4 months ago

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I cannot be trusted with paint that’s not in a jar. Why? Because I am an idiot.

Evidence under the cut. Trigger warning: it might look like blood. It’s not.

I like this color btw

#warhammer 40000 #warhammer 40k #warhammer 30k #warhammer #painting warhammer #miniature painting #acrylic #acrylpainting #green stuff world #red truth #i can’t be trusted #not with paint anyway #mistakes were made #red

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valantwynn · 25 days ago

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#my posts #umineko #umineko when they cry #umineko no naku koro ni #red text #red truth

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azuremallone · 3 months ago

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#just azure things #just azzy things #wicked bitch of the midwest #what the hell is wrong with you #you got some wicked tastes girl #dankmark #dank #youtube #he told ya so #joseph mccarthy #mccarthy wasn't wrong #red scare #red truth

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batfam-belfry · 2 months ago

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Jason has been numb since he climbed out of that grave

#doesn't he canonically have chronic pain and nerve damage from being beaten to death?#getting blown up doesn't hit like it used to #dc comics #jason todd #red hood #truth and justice 16

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prlssprfctn · 1 month ago

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Every time another joke about Batman/Bruce Wayne passes by me, I can't help but imagine that the whole rumour about these two dating was originally (and probably accidentally) created by Bruce himself.

Just imagine, a teen Bruce, still only starting with his vigilante career, makes a crucial mistake - he pays with his own credit card in front of people, while being Batman. A stupid, absolutely instinctive mistake, but in his defence he wasn't sleeping normally for a week, and had an open wound in his stomach that day, so. Whoops.

And then someone asks Bruce Wayne about it, in front of a thousand cameras. And he blurts out the first thing that comes to his mind.

Reporter: So, mister Wayne, recently citizens had reported that they saw Batman paying for the damage in the city... with your credit card. Care to explain details behind this?

Bruce, smiling stupidly: Oh, he is my ex. I sometimes sponsor him.

The crowd: (goes wild)

Alfred, starting at the interview back in the Batcave: ...We are never going to get rid of this, are we?

And guess what? They don't!

Bruce thinks that with time passing, with his love interests switching and new rumours spawning in the world, they might forget about it. He was young, he was stupid - he fucked up, alright?

But decades pass. He has a whole football team of kids. Everyone still ship Bruce and Batman.

And when this stupid video accidentally gets resurfaced on the internet again, his family goes insane. They start creating even more stupid rumours on galas.

Reporter: Mister Wayne... For years now, the crowds are speculating... Who is exactly your mother, and where is she now?

Damian, sighing pitifully: My father and my mother don't enjoy contacting each other, sadly. My mom says that their relationship was just a rebound; father desperately tries to forget Batman... Still, to this day.

Bruce, gripping the glass of champagne: ...

Talia, watching this interview with Ra's: Now, that's my son right there.

Dick: Oh, why I was screaming at Batman in the middle of the street a few days ago? Oh, this bastard- I mean, this respectable vigilante, he dared to get in the argument with Bruce. He can't really leave him alone, really! They are so insane about each other... So toxic, but so, uh, captivating... But you know, Bruce! He has such a fragile heart...

Gotham: Aw-w, poor mister Wayne!

Bruce, sighing: Jesus Christ.

Tim, shaking his head to the camera: I hate Red Robin, really. Did you know that his existence is just a direct offence to my father? Yeah, actually, Batman took this kid under his wing with another man - I am not going to tell who - to make dad jealous. This is disgusting!

Jason, who returned from the death by pretending that all this time he was under the child protection system after becoming an accidental witness of the second Robin's death: Oh, yeah, it was tough... Poor kid exploded in front of my eyes! Reporter: But, mister Todd-Wayne, what were you doing in that warehouse?

Jason, wiping fake tears: They were like my divorced parents, you know... Batman and Bruce. Batman really tried to mend things with dad back then, and wanted me to like him... We just wanted to spend some time together with him, and that Robin kid... God, it was terrible... Batman refuses to contact me now. I miss my second dad...

Bruce, back in the Batcave, watching as Batman's reputation goes lower and lower: ........................... Alfred: Well, master Bruce... Bruce: Not a word. Al. Please.

#bonus points if some criminals in gotham keep also adding fuel to this agenda #Harvey: Batman is the reason why me and Bruce broke up btw #(he knows the truth. he is just having fun)#Selina: me and Bats... yeah... he only ever saw me as a rebound after that rich money bag left him!#bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #red hood #dcu comics #dc universe #dcu #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #damian wayne #talia al ghul #alfred pennyworth

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arrowheadedbitch · 1 year ago

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Dick: Let's play two truths and a lie!

Tim: Okay, I have a higher kill count than Damian and Jason combined, I'm pansexual, and I'm toying with the idea of becoming a supervillain when Bruce dies for real.

Dick:

Dick: I don't like this game anymore

#hes bi not pan #tim drake #red robin #robin #rr #chaotic tim drake #batfam #unhinged tim drake #dick grayson #nightwing #two truths and a lie

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fanaticalthings · 9 months ago

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Jason Todd fans come get your daily dose of scrunkly Jason (ft. Damian)

+ Jason being a protective older brother

and them fighting (because obviously)

he's just a little guy here

look at them!! brothers!!

From The Boy Wonder #2 By Juni Ba

#this was SUCH cute lil comic #juni ba you have my full respect #(i mean he always did yall should go read truth & justice his batfam art is so cute there too)#batbros #they deserve more comics together #batfam #batfamily #jason todd #damian wayne #robin #red hood #batkids #dc comics #crack #fanatical posting

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commanderaqwahstrainingoutpost · 2 years ago

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youtube

YES! YEAS IN THIS HOUSE ON THIS VERY DAY!

#steamed hams #youtube #meme #umineko #when they cry #the simpsons #crossover #crossover memes #simpsons #umineko no naku koro ni #red truth #gaming #visual novel #Youtube

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tornado1992 · 6 months ago

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A lot of Tails’ stuff being blue, most of Sonic’s belongings having a hint of yellow.

#sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #sonic and tails #unbreakable bond #they are cosmic truth #they’re brothers your honor #wholesome sonic and tails wednesday #Sonic has so few belongings and a lot of them are red cause it’s his favorite color (some are blue because of brand)#but a lot of them have little hints of yellow! (not because they’re made by his brother of course not)#even if sonic has very few possessions that are actually his own like the Tornado or his white sunglasses he still has alot of yellow stuff #Tails designed stuff! Prower produced!#his most iconic possession his shoes do have some golden color on them but remember! gold is just shiny yellow!#could probably add his yellow wrist comm to the short list of his actual belongings but we still haven’t seen it out of the IDWs so not yet

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rokkenjimaisland · 1 year ago

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#red truth #memes #been meaning to make this for a while #battler ushiromiya #beatrice #rokkenjimas queue box

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undertheredhood · 1 year ago

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jason 'perfect poker face' todd: and that is the story of how i got myself permenantly banned from three countries in the span of two months!

tim 'know it all' drake: *immediately picking up his stalking hobby because he doesn't know if jason is telling the truth or not*

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finifugue · 8 months ago

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"Bring back cunty F1" "Bring back F1 drivers who don't care about PR and just say what they think" "Bring back F1 where the drivers are actually allowed to be rivals"

You fools. You insolent buffoons. You can't handle the Ferrari drivers taking shots at each other in separate interviews. You can't handle Max saying what everyone else is thinking. You can't even handle Lando Norris existing. And you think you would survive watching Multi-21 happen in real time? Or, God forbid, classic F1? I'm laughing.

#the truth is that anyone you think is bad on the current grid? There's someone from the 2010s who is leagues kilometres light years worse #talk to me when mclaren makes oscar crash intentionally so that lando can win. then maybe I'll consider what you're saying.#this is mostly a joke but if you feel offended by it then tell me to kms in my asks. do it off anon if you're not a coward #formula 1 #formula one #f1 #lando norris #mclaren #ferrari #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #red bull team #red bull racing #red bull f1 #red bull formula 1 #max verstappen

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momachan · 10 months ago

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