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67,138,709 votes for Kamala + 71,981,952 votes for Trump =

139,120,661 total votes (2024)

An anomalous 10.54% (rounded up) increase in 2020 that vanished in 2024.

Where'd 16,386,815 voters go?

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Meanwhile, back at Jupiter's Interstellar Truck Stop and The Sphincter of Sagittarius Saloon...

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Co-workers in the article blamed security for not finding her sooner, yet...

They noticed a foul smell from her cubicle's location. No one bothered to visit her until Tuesday. So then they blamed remote work for reducing the number of people working on that floor... who walked past that location daily.

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312 Electorate Votes for Trump 222 House Republican Seats (Projected)

Yet, Democrats continue to insult Americans who voted for Trump. Specifically, they call them uneducated because some don't have college degrees. Here's a newsflash for them: College education doesn't mean shit when it's prohibitively expensive, indoctrinates liberal ideals, and is insulting to call people uneducated when they are out of work, and inflation is rampant.

The lack of a college degree does not equate to stupidity or low intelligence. Here's the truth: Y'all don't have FTL spaceflight and many other species do. Are you stupid?

YES!

For fuck's sake, grow a pair and get back to work on building me a navigation crystal you simple-minded, drama hungry chimps!

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While everyone was voting Tuesday and waiting for Kamala to concede over her epic historical failure at the polls, some genius decided this would be a perfect time to test launch an unarmed ICBM.

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Meanwhile, back in Lebanon...

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@miscellaniousbedlam & @ms-boogie-man

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This is what Liberal insanity looks like.

If you or your loved one is a Democrat or feeling a bit more left then left-of-center, you may be suffering from DNC - Democratic Neurological Corruption. Seek professional help before it becomes TDS - Trump Derangement Syndrome. Sufferers of DNC and TDS may become violent, schizophrenic, and delusional, becoming a danger to themselves and everyone else.

Sufferers of TDS hallucinate and express delusions of persecution after a brief period of a DNC induced Christ Complex. These may be followed by random repetitive chanting and frothing at the mouth. Similar to COVID, it is spread through close proximity and is believed to have been released through a lab accident through a Communist bat from a swamp in China. If you encounter a person afflicted with TDS, take caution, evacuate the area, and notify the local law enforcement agency of the deranged individual.

One should not attempt to interact with the individual nor counteract their rantings with real facts. This may lead to an outbreak of others in close proximity. Liberals tend to form packs and congregate in mindless groups. Be vigilant and avoid situations where one or more white people in expensive clothing appear to be accompanied by a single person of color. The person of color may mouth the words, "Help me" or respond with the international sign of distress. There is nothing you can do for them, it's already too late and they have become a carrier.

Remember: Only you can take personal responsibility into your own hands and cure this plague by voting Republican this election year.

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The cost of maintaining legacy devices is greater than designing a device that can become either old or obsolete. When you buy a car, eventually, you have to learn how to fix and maintain it. The smaller and cheaper the device, the closer that horizon appears.

They teach this in both college and high school economics.

a comic about printers

I remember seeing a post a couple months back of someone talking about printer troubles and companies making them bad deliberately, like pointlessly different screw sizes and a lying no-usb-compatibility sticker

If someone knows it please tell me, I'm pretty sure I remember it had good resources on a youtube channel that teaches you how to fix stuff!

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Sorry for going silent for a bit, I decided to take a much needed vacation and took my starship out for a quick jaunt around the inner system.

I'll be back in just over a week. I'll post on occasion. Thanks for Starlink, Elon!

While I still can't leave the solar system, my FTL is operational for short hops under impulse. I'm doing a run out to the quick-stop fuel and motel interstellar transport depot out at Jupiter. Haven't been there in a few years and wanted to pick up some creature comforts, some "space cocaine," and get laid while making some Rando Calrissian trucker's day to Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line."