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That's how I feel when people talk about anything between the day I crashed on Earth to present. Ask me about the Black Plague or the sacking(s) of Rome! Enquire within about the Grey who almost did what I did and slam into the Earth in Russia, but managed to initiate a displacement hop to orbit in the nick of time!
It's hilarious.
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67,138,709 votes for Kamala + 71,981,952 votes for Trump =
139,120,661 total votes (2024)
An anomalous 10.54% (rounded up) increase in 2020 that vanished in 2024.
Where'd 16,386,815 voters go?
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#just azure things#just azzy things#wicked bitch of the midwest#you got some wicked tastes girl#what the hell is wrong with you#dankmark#dank
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#just azure things#just azzy things#wicked bitch of the midwest#what the hell is wrong with you#you got some wicked tastes girl#dankmark#dank#youtube#elections#election 2024#us elections#presidential election#election fraud#general election#politics#2024 election#2024 presidential election#democracy#2024 elections#american elections#us politics#voting rights#american politics#voting#us election#us election 2024#vote 2024#please vote#vote red#vote republican
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That sounds like last night...
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#just azure things#just azzy things#wicked bitch of the midwest#what the hell is wrong with you#you got some wicked tastes girl#dankmark#dank#youtube#california#just california things#dementia#the war against bubbles#the war on bubbles#don't do bubbles#once you pop#you can't stop#once you pop you can't stop#doing blow#never stop blowing#girls who blow bubbles#guys who blow bubbles
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#just azure things#just azzy things#wicked bitch of the midwest#what the hell is wrong with you#you got some wicked tastes girl#dankmark#dank#youtube#garak x bashir#bashir x garag#julian x garak#julian bashir#elim garak#ds9 garak#garak#garashir#deep space 9#deep space nine#julian x elim#elim x bashir#star trek#amok time#star trek fanart
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#just azure things#just azzy things#wicked bitch of the midwest#what the hell is wrong with you#you got some wicked tastes girl#dankmark#dank#liberal nanny state#liberal#liberalism#leftists#leftism#democratic party#liberals#liberal police state#liberal politics
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I still have to pick up, wrap, and deliver gifts... 😩 I honestly don't think lunar rocks and dirt will go over well as gifts. Most won't know or believe they're from the moon. Good thing I'm getting good bandwidth and ok latency here. Thanks again, Elon, for Starlink!
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#just azure things#just azzy things#wicked bitch of the midwest#what the hell is wrong with you#you got some wicked tastes girl#dankmark#youtube#dank#liberalism#liberals#liberal hypocrisy#2024 election#maga#liberal lunacy#liberal democrats#liberal arts#liberal feminism#liberal idiocy#hamas#hamas massacre#hamas is isis#israel hamas war#plo terrorists
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Co-workers in the article blamed security for not finding her sooner, yet...
They noticed a foul smell from her cubicle's location. No one bothered to visit her until Tuesday. So then they blamed remote work for reducing the number of people working on that floor... who walked past that location daily.
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312 Electorate Votes for Trump 222 House Republican Seats (Projected)
Yet, Democrats continue to insult Americans who voted for Trump. Specifically, they call them uneducated because some don't have college degrees. Here's a newsflash for them: College education doesn't mean shit when it's prohibitively expensive, indoctrinates liberal ideals, and is insulting to call people uneducated when they are out of work, and inflation is rampant.
The lack of a college degree does not equate to stupidity or low intelligence. Here's the truth: Y'all don't have FTL spaceflight and many other species do. Are you stupid?
YES!
For fuck's sake, grow a pair and get back to work on building me a navigation crystal you simple-minded, drama hungry chimps!
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Anyone who cheers on a murder, which is nearly always the liberal left, is evil. There's not one justification for taking life, just because. I'll give a case in point.
My species has no problem with violence. We have strict rules behind the use of force. It's very well calculated: either we're attacked or we're defending the defenseless.
In this case, regardless of any justification, neither of those primary rules apply. Not even passing my species' first two rules, this action can not be calculated further. There's a very acute difference between justification and excuse.
This was flat-out murder, and it's the purest of evil that allows anyone to justify, support, and champion it. Therefore, those who are doing just that, well... you qualify for further calculations under the defending the defenseless rule for my species.
Just remember: Any arbitrary justification you can apply to justify killing can and will be applied to you just as arbitrarily by anyone.
something interesting is happening
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Meanwhile, all sane people are left wondering...
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While everyone was voting Tuesday and waiting for Kamala to concede over her epic historical failure at the polls, some genius decided this would be a perfect time to test launch an unarmed ICBM.
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