#red for the living

[levemetal]

Shards of you is all you left me

[ghosted-jazz]

Doey's 2/3 angsty traumatized teen, I think he'd love MCR

[wellensittich01]

Dick 9 times out of 10 failing to hide a severe injury from the rest of the batfam because without fail when he’s tired or drugged or generally not firing on all cylinders his native accent comes out as thick as the day he met Bruce.

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Bruce: Dick come down for a check up I saw you take that hit for Tim.

Dick, halfway towards the cave exit and still going, in the quietest voice possible: im fine

Bruce: Say squirrel and you can leave.

Dick:

Bruce:

Jason:

Tim:

Damien:

Dick: …skweeerrehl.

Jason: Get him boys.

[tiger-grace]

Jason: I have a bone to pick with you

Bruce, just happy to talk to his estranged son: sure, what’s going on?

Jason, pulling out an entire femur: I stole this evidence from a crime scene. I need help with a case

Duke: hey B I have a bone to pick with you really quick

Bruce, on the verge of tears: please don’t.

Duke: I? just have a question?

[gongyussy]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

[technically-human]

First meeting

[dystopiansocietystraw]

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

[everwalldigan]

I love the idea of all the robins kinda being clones of each other with just a few differences and a concussed Bruce not being able to tell who he’s squinting at so he just says generic statements and avoids saying any names

Bruce (sitting at the breakfast table): so… how’s the weather… dick?

Jason (grinning): you do know I’m gonna hold this against you for like, the next 2 months right

Bruce: (groans into his hands)

Bruce (walking into the living room): hey have you read through the files I gave you yesterday?

Dick: (confused cause he took a day off to surprise Bruce) ?

Bruce: so?

Dick: er… no?

Bruce: Dick?? What are you doing here?

Bruce (walks into the kitchen with a fresh concussion): Jason? I thought you were on a mission with the outlaws?

Tim: (frozen through mid fridge raid, having assumed they were past Bruce calling him Jason since yk. He’s a shit brickhouse now and Tim is, well, obviously not): uh?

Bruce: *turns around and leaves*

Bruce: Oh hey Cass, when did you arrive from Babs’?

Damian: (slowly turns around in the black hoodie he’s wearing) we’re not even the same gender

Bruce: (under his breath) yeah but the same height

[prlssprfctn]

Damian: I raise a serious concern. Should we allow Brown and Todd to hang out this much? Tim: Yeah, their joint bullying is terrifying Dick: Aw-w, come on, it is good that they are getting along! Damian: They stole the Batmobile during the last patrol, which resulted in a terrible, I repeat, terrible accident Tim: They blasted I Like Jersey The Best and rid across the whole city until there were no more petrol, and then dumped the car near the Blackgate Dick: ...Well Dick: Does anyone remember how they started to get along? Because, I swear to God, they were never this close a few weeks ago-

*Flashback to Jason and Stephanie a few weeks ago, sitting awkwardly on the couch after another fight with Bruce*

Stephanie: ... Jason: ... Stephanie: ...Had I told you how Tim cheated on me? Jason: What- Stephanie: So, we were both on this protein diet. And I am telling him, babe, let's have a Cheat Day. Like, for our diet. Like in a let's eat whatever we want and go out, way. Jason: I don't even give a... Wait. He did not. Stephanie: HE DID!!! Jason, instantly locking in: HOW DID YOU FIND OUTTTTTTT

[dunmeshistash]

dr stash, it looks like there's a new limited time event (with new ryoko kui art + merch) in japan and everyone looks so cute 😭 laios must be thrilled to be the red dragon this time

WAH SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some close ups so they're easier to see <3

[meziniart]

Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

[ghosted-jazz]

Soldier, Poet, Kings

Bonus wallpaper version with just Joel:

[nightwolf14292]

On one hand, I love a Jason that gets seriously injured and turns into a scared dog. *Mwah*, chef's kiss, 10/10.

On the other hand, I love a Jason that gets seriously injured and reverts back to his younger self.

Jason, seriously hurt, pointing one of his guns at Bruce: “Don't come any fuckin' closer! You just get yer ass out of here, I don't need yer damn help.. I never want yer help with anything ever again..”

Then you get a Bruce that has to try and calm the dog. That sits at the end of the alley a comfortable distance away and waits for his boy to come back to him. Holds his hand out and waits for the dog to inevitably give in and let Bruce take care of him.

BUT ALSO

Jason, slowly bleeding out on the floor of a random warehouse: “...”

Bruce, who just so happened to be busting the same criminals and probably just saved Jason's life: “..Jay?”

Jason, sounding like he's tearing up behind his helmet: “..I wanna go home now, dad..”

Bruce: “..Okay, Chum. We'll go home now. I'll take care of you.”

GRGGGHHHHH I WANT TO SQUEEZE THEM AND SHAKE THEM ALL AROUND

[mushbeast]

love your trans friends loudly and proudly 🏳️‍⚧️

[panicawa]

Their accents truly were *a chef's kiss*

[psychemochanight]

Jason, looking at the photos Tim took years ago: Why is there a period of time where you stopped taking photos of Batman?

Jason, staring at the photos: Wait... Why is the period where I started being Robin the one with the least photos?

Tim, looking at the photos of the original Dynamic Duo: Huh? Ah, because it was the period when Dick left Gotham City.

Jason: You didn't care about Batman anymore because Dick wasn't there?

Tim, shrugging: I still cared about Batman, but with Dick gone, well...

Tim: No offense, but I kinda lost interest when you turned into Robin.

Jason:

Jason: Son of a...

They're brothers your honor :D